Tales of intrest(????)part 7

Kristie:Damn we gotta stop her but how
Lennox:Leave it to me i have a plan
Lennox:*moon walks back into chruch*
Lennox:Hannah stop this madness you can join us.........plus i ummmm well i kinda like.......y
Chris:Forget this*shoots arrow at hannah* in leg*
Hannah.c:Owwwwww
Kristie:Boy am i glad i bought this mirror yesterday*look int it*
Hannah.c:Noooo fo..o..l.s you will never free your freinds the only one who knows ho..w is ............r.oy the riddle keeper.........
Hannah.c*stone*
Kristie:Damn now we gotta free our freinds and hannah
Chris:Oh roy the riddle keeper i know were he lives just up the road from here
*up the road from their*
Chris:*Knocks on door*hello anybody home?
Roy:Ah home no i am not at home but in a sense it looks like it for my home is far away
Chris:What th?
Lennox:Ummmmmmm U GOT SERVED
Kristie:Woah thats great but can you help us free our freinds they got turned to stone?
Roy:Yes i can only if but belive i can
Kristie:Ok yeah and how are you going to do it?
Roy:Oh yes the art of doing it well u must pour over their stone prisons stew
Kristie:Stew?
Chris:Wat th?
Roy:Yes i make a mean beaver stew so mean infact it is nice nice enough to destroy the evil chamber of stone your freinds have been trapped in
Kristie:Well ok then lets go rescue then
Roy:Onward indeed i like to help the folk of this dear world
Chris:Pssssst i think hes queer
*knock on door*
Roy:Who is there at the door of my home but not my homeland
Mukissa:Its me mukissa
Chris:Hide
Mukissa:Roy these fools have been turned to stone at the church and if the rest of them come to you for help you must contact me
Roy:Yes i shall contact you
Mukissa:You better do it or else roy......................i will cancel the simpsons!
Roy:Mr mukissa please do not make such hurtful threats i shall do as you say an do as said an so forth
Mukissa:Stop dat JIBBER JABBER FOOL BEFO"i knock you out
Mukissa:Remember what i said roy.....goodvye for now
Kristie:Were sorry to put you in such a position
Lennox:Iv noticed something throuh out our whole adventure we have eatean 3 or 4 times
Kristie:*punches lennox in face*
Chris:*appluades kristie*
Roy:It is alrite but for it to be alrite just define alrite not by the dictonary by the heart an soul of the person in question
Chris:SHUTUP ROY AN JUST FUGN HELP US!!!
To be continued..................