Tales of intrest(The warped world)

Mukissa:So.........
Lennox:hmmmmmm
Kristie:well
Ali:Man things have boring since the rest of the gang went on holiday
Mukissa:True
*Portal opens up*
Mukissa:.....again with the portals
Kristie:Onward to adventure!
Ali:Maybe ill get a new power?!
*Group enters portal*
Mukissa:Wonder were we are now
???????:Die scum*shoots bullet at mukissa*
Mukissa:Oh shizzle*matrix dodge*
??????:Oh sorry your not a duck
Mukissa:What who are you?
????????:I am pingu the leader of the penguin army!
Ali:YAY PENGUINS!!!!!!!
Kristie:I eat penguins for breakfeast!
Lennox:Man its really really really really really cold
Kristie:........that westie
Mukissa:Well ummmm sorry to be rude but.................WHY THE FUDGE DID U TRY AN SHOOT ME?
Pingu:I thought you were one of them..........................a duck
Mukissa:What........?
Pingu:Well for over 100years the penguins and ducks have been at war with eachother and we want to end this war an we have decided to assult the duck empire!!!
Mukissa:......................................OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD I FOUND A PENNY!!!!!!....oh yeah i guess we will help you
Ali:WOOP WOOP ADVENTURE!!!
Kristie:*If only you knew how i felt about you*
Lennox:*Breathing over kristies shoulder*
Kristie:*Picks up lennox an throws him into very very cold water*
Kristie:Hey how can ducks survive here in such cold?
Pingu:They have adapted
Mukissa:How are we gunna get out of this world?
Pingu:A portal out of here is in the duck area if you help us kill them you can leave
Mukissa:Time to kill me some ducks
Kristie:Ahhhh well it beats msn
Ali:Yay
Lennox:*frozen*
Pingu:Let me take you to the pinguin guru
Guru:Ahhhh my children
Guru:I shall aid you on this quest to stop the ducks an teach you some new moves
Ali:Finally
Guru:The one called kristie come forward
Kristie:Yay i go first
Guru:Your love for him is so pure your strength is great i present you with this new power
*Kristie now has the power of...............BLUE ICE LIGHTING*
Kristie:Woooooooooooooo
Guru:Now the one call ali step forwa*Gets shot*
Guru:Ahhhhh k...ristie....h...e..r.e my child*cough*take another tool to aid in your quest
*KRISTIE GETS STANDARD {DLD-009}
Kristie:Woooo go me
Guru:He will be yours child......*dies*
Ali:FRIGGIN ARGH HOW COME I DIDNT GET A POWER THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!
Lennox:*still frozen*
To be concluded.........................
to be concluded