Big Brother (episode 2)

Man with a british Akcent:Welcome to episode two of big brother tonight is the nomanation night........and we also have a special task that will give the winners a special prize an the losers a nasty shock

*In the kitchen*
Chris:WOMEN COME MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
Diana:*hits chris*........dont be sexist
Lennox:You know i can cook a pretty mean cactus stew
Kristy:Lennox just shutup
*In the shower*
Ali:So the rumors are true
Blake:Pffft it aint so big
Hannah:Hehehehehehhehehe its a willie
Mukissa:*showering*..........COULD YOU GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS
Hannah:Oh no he heard me*falls over*
*Outside*
Molly:So muzukisi how are you?
Muzukisi:I am pretty good......ummm i was told that your uncool an lame an i shouldnt talk to you so i have to go now
Roy:Its ok ill talk to you molly.........SO on the simpsons right homer loses his job so......
Samah:Are all your jokes from the simpsons?
Roy:Yes......*cries*
Blake:Shut the fuck up
Samah:O you think you are so good
Blake:Well you strut around like you own da place
Samah:O waeva im so ovaaa it dont even talk to me
*This is Big Brother Everybody to the Lounge Room......todays task will be to ryme peoples names .........you do not have to participate but the winners will get a grand prize
Mukissa:Im on this Fo shizzle
Muzukisi:Yep im in
Katherine:Ill show you shrimps
Kristy:Im in
Hannah:YEAH ME TOOO!!!!!
Alexia:I volunteer.................molly
Molly:Wait no
*This is big brother ok its set* firstly mukissa must ryme kristys name
Mukissa:Ummmm ok ok ok.........kristy ......and IcE TeA
Molly:That dosent ryme........
*This is big brother.........shutup molly, mukissa has passed now the next round will be katherine ryming mukissa,s name*
Katherine:Ummmm mukissa and malissa
Molly:Names shouldnt be accepted
*This is big brother, Katherine you passed now the next round will be hannah doing katherine,s name*
Hannah:ELEPHANT!!!!
Molly:Ha your gone
*This is big brother, That was close enough, now muzukisi you must ryme molly,s name*
Muzukisi:Molly and Rolly........it means ummm big in african
*This is big brother this is acceptable, and now for the final round its
Molly ryming muzukisis name*
Molly:Muzukisi.......ummmm (im so fucked)...........Guzukisi
*This is big brother that is not a word..........you have lost molly, as per the conditions the winners will be aloud in the royal room you will find the keys next to your bed and molly for losing we have a dog kennel for you to sleep in outside*
Mukissa:Awwwwww shit.......IM GANGSTA
Molly:But this isnt fair kristy didnt even get a turn
Kristy:Molly LIE DOWN LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE
Katherine:The bets better be queen sized i cant fit in anything smaller
Muzukisi:This is mad
Hannah:aWWWW pooor molly*pushes molly on ground*
*This is big brother, Its time for nomanations.....to the diary room*
*In the diary room*
*Who are you nominating an what for?*
Paul:Well i want to vote out mukissa cause he is the least attractive
*next*
Ali:I want to vote out samah because she just thinks she,s all that an a piece of pie
*next*
Blake:I just want to vote out samah cause she is just an annoying person
*next*
Kristy:I want to vote out lennox cause i just want to smash him an if you dont vote him out i might hurt him
*next*
Mukissa:I want to vote out camron because ummmm because he aint gangsta
*next*
Diana:Si ames mor re sota lesto
*ummmm wtf next*
Katherine:Camron is just to short
*next*
Roy:I want to vote ali out cause her big breasts are being very distractive
*next*
Chris:Can i have some more sardines?
*Chris you are here to nominate not eat*
Chris:Fine ali
*next*
Hannah:Ummmmm ummmm chris cause hes breath smells really bad
*next*
Camron:Paul because hes a pretty boy
*next*
Samah:Ali because i am so sick of her accusations because they are so frustrating an are not true and
*T-t-t-t-t-today junior*
Samah:Ali
*next*
Alexia:Ummmmm i want to nominate myself because this house is full of to much conflict
*next*
Molly:And i nominate
*This is big brother nominations are closed*
*Now the bottom 3people are...........ali,camron an samah now for this first elimiataion we are doing something very special we are going to play russian roulete an well i think you all know how we will tell the looser*There is a gun in the diary room camron,samah an ali please come in*
*in the diary room*
Ali:I guess i go first*aims gun at self*......nothing happend
Samah:*Aims gun at self*...........nothing happend
Camron:*Aims gun at self*...........dies
*This is big brother, Chop camron up an cook him in a stew because there will be a party tomorow night, Camron has been eliminated*
Man with british Akcent:That was a very intresting episode tune in tomorow for the next episode