Tales of intrest(All about Kristie)Quest for pool

Kristie:Hey guys this is my own story its about my quest for.......POOL!
*walking down street*
Big muscely guys:Were do you think your going
Kristie:To the pool hall
Big muscely guys:Ha wada joke your just a little girl
Kristie:HEY I KNOW A GUY HES BLACK AND HELL KICK YO ASS!!!
Big muscely guys:Sure little girl go play with your little barbie doll
Kristie:YOU DIE NOW*Chops guys heads off*
Kristie:Mmmmm im hungry I think ill stop off at kfc
Kristie:Hi i would like one chicky meal
Trainee:Ok sir*drops meal in deep fryer*Oww oww oww
Kristie:.........moron
Kristie:I think ill pass
Trainee:No sir please take it this comes out of my salary if i had a girlfriend she,d kill me
Kristie:Ahh im still hungry.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT
Kristie:*picks up the !COMPLEMENTRY MINT!*
Kristie:Mmmmm that was filling
Kristie:Finally im at the pool hall
Big guy:*flexing muscles*Oh im sorry are these in the way?
Kristie:...........Yeah but ill take care of that*shoots guy with standard dld-009*
Manager:Its 12$ a game
Kristie:..............OOOOOOO SHIT I FORGOT MY MONEY!!!!