Big Brother(episode 3)

Man with British akcent:Good Evening folks an welcome to episode 3 of big brother, after last nights elimination i wonder how the house is going

*In the kitchen*
Lennox:Who wants seconds of my cactus stew?
Mukissa:...................*yawn*
Kristy:Man.......just shutup lennox
Ali:So blake any new gossip on our house mates
Blake:Nah but ill beat up chris later until he tells me some
*Outside*
Chris:No way Luke Skywalker,s lightsaber directed at darth vader should have cut him
Roy:No darth vader,s light saber is powerd by the dark side so......
Paul:SHUTUP!, Bunch of gay kids......
Alexia:Pauk why are you so mean?
Paul:(Oh my god alexia is talking to me)...........ummm i have to go now
Samah:I want attention people!!!!!!!
Hannah:Samah be quiet hahahah hehehehe*slips an falls in pool*
*In the diary room*
Zenia:Big brother
*Ummm where is danny?*
Zenia:Thats what im here to talk about i mean geeez im a seperate person i have a personality and i think its so mean how i am portrayed in this story an i dont think anybody is a bad person or anything i just wish to be recognised as an individual i just dont think its fair everybody deserves a chance, If the world would just realise that their are no ugly people just ugly personalities we would all live happily and be able to get along an then i will feed all the starving children!!
*Zenia..........please SHUTUP*
*In the bathroom*
Katherine:Dammit i need a higher up shower head my head is to close to it
Muzukisi:Hi
Katherine:Hey muzukisi could you please go to big brother an ask for a higher shower head
Muzukisi:Ok please just dont crush me.........please
*in the diary room*
Molly:Umm big brother am i aloud out of the kennel please?
*Ummmmm welll*
Molly:Please its cold at night....and iv had to drink my own urine because my water bowel was empty
*Ok you shall be freed.....*
*This is an announcment the royal room is now closed.......an if everybody looks next to their current bed you will find a chart of your sleeping partner*
*In the bedroom*
Mukissa:I get to sleep next to hannah..............oh yay
Hannah:Hehehehehe i wet the bed, dont worry its only when i dream....an snore.....an have liquid 5hours before i go to bed
Ali:I got you blake
Blake:YES!!!! NOW WE CAN STAY UP late talking about people,s secrets
Chris:I got muzukisi
Roy:I got ALEXIA!!!!
Kristy:And i got ( o shit) lennox
Samah:And i got molly........dammit she smells like piss
Molly:*cries*
Katherine:I get a bed to myself because im so tall YAY!!!
Danny:And i get to sleep with zenia......
Zenia:And i get to sleep with danny
Paul:I got diana
Diana:Patros enyas
*This is big brother.....its time for another challenge but the loser will have to wear a dog collar for the remandier of the time in the house, The game is name that hot girl, the participants say you are playing right now*
Mukissa:Awwwww shit yall going down!!!!
Chris:No way man iv seen more porn than you
Alexia:Yeah i bet mollys in!!!
Molly:hu wa?
*Is settled molly,mukissa an chris will now compete, starting right now*
Mukissa:Ill go first
*Ok who is the hot female who is known to have large breasts*
Mukissa:Pamela anderson
*That is correct, now chris, who is the hot female with the best lips*
Chris:Ahhhh angelina jolie?
*That is correct now molly, who is the hot female from the movie to many cattle?*
Molly:Wha i have never heard of such a movie
*it was only realeased in saudi arabia now awnser the question*
Molly:Ummmmm Neri Broi?(damn im so going to lose*
*Well ummm thats correct but YOU TOOK to long so you loose sorry molly you must wear the dog collar*
*in the bathroom*
Paul:OH NO SOMEBODY USED UP ALL the shampoo how will i cope?
Blake:Ill help you*punches paul in face*
Paul:Why you be slack for?
Blake:Because im right
Paul:That dosent even make sense
Blake:Yes it does cause im blake*hits paul again*
*In the bedroom*
Mukissa:Hannah if you wet the bed i swear im going to nominate you
Hannah:I wont i wont.........heheheheheheheh
Diana:Estos proeaolos manayos.....
Chris:Speak english diana
Diana:Ok fine, im on my period
Chris:Errr umm its ok go back to speaking spanish
*This is big brother.........and im sorry to say that tonight there is a suprise eviction, but this eviction will be completly at random, and we will do it by everybody has to pick a card on the card is a number, whoever has the number shown on the screen will be evicted, now everybody to the lounge room to pick your number*
*In the lounge room*
*Everyone picks a card*
*The losing Number is 69*
Mukissa:*Turns over card*...........24
Kristy:*Turns over card*......83
Hannah:*Turns over card*.......21
Diana"*Turns over card*......espa
Lennox:*Turns over card*.......58
Muzukisi:*Turns over card*........49
Katherine:*Turns over card*...........75
Paul:*Turns over card*.........59
Molly:*Turns over card*.........0
Zenia:*Turns over card:..........OH MY GOD 69!!!
*No zenia you are holding the card upside down*
Zenia:O thank god
Danny:*Turns over card*....69
Zenia:No danny no
*Danny you are evicted from the house you must exit immidiently your possesions will be fired from here to your house by cannon dont worry*
Danny:I love you zenia.............bye

Man with british Akcent:Wow that was a blast of an episode a suprise eviction an all.........tune in next time for the next exciting episode of big brother