Saturday, June 17, 2006

Negrotees.4(Season Finale)

*In the desert*
Mukissa:I never thought that time machine you made lenox would work
Lenox:Yeah im suprised to
Slavemaster:Hey fellas
Mukissa:Oh look its a friendly white man with a whip
Slavemaster:How would you like some Rihbeena and some weed?
Mukissa:That would be great
Lenox:*pulls mukissa aside*...dont you notice anything wrong with this?
Mukissa:Ummm let me check....no
Lenox:LOOK AT HIS FREAKIN NAME >>>SLAVE MASTER<<<
Mukissa:That could mean anything...it could even be his nickname
Slavemaster:Well?
Mukissa:Rihbeena or weed...well being the typical black stereotype that i am i guess i will take the rhibeena
Slavemaster:You may have it all you have to do is sighn here*holds out form*
Lenox:Mukissa...look where we are....
Mukissa:Yeah im looking i just see some unfinished buildings and rows and rows of black people tied to rocks
Lenox:...get it yet?
Mukissa:OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD...no wait.....no
Lenox:This is a slavemaster...one of the people that enslaved our ancestors
Mukissa:Nahhh thats impossible hes offering us treats
Lenox:Its obvuisly a trick
Mukissa:You make a good point...but rhibeena is purple.....i have no idea what to do...i wish mzukisi was here to help me choose
*back in our time*
Mzukisi:Man i really should catch up with them...but i do want my paris hilton porn to finish im gettin annoyed...*ding* yes its DONE!.....and now to transform*transforms*
Crazy Crazy Nigga:Im gona get crazy on THIS PORN!!!*computer vanishes*.....what the ....NO...NO..NO THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE...ARGGGHHHH WHY IT HAD JUST FINISHED DOWNLOADING ARGGGG
*back in a time far far ago*
Lenox:Mukissa we should leave we are probably altering history
Mukissa:*sighns contract*....YES RIHBEENA IS MINE!
Lenox:I really need new friends...
Slavemaster:Muahahah ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ENSLAVED!
Mukissa:What?
Slavemaster:You should really read contracts before you sighn them
Mukissa:Goddamit*joins the black slaves*
Black man 1:You fell for the old rihbeena trick ay?
Mukissa:Yep
Black man 2:Me to dont worry
Mukissa:So umm when does this contract expire?
Black man 1:Ummm...we dunno....we where so concernd about rihbeena that we didnt look at the contract
*talking to the slavemaster*
Lenox:Let him go cmon
Slavemaster:Say please
Lenox:No
Slavemaster:Then im not letting him go
Lenox:Ah well mukissa i tried...no wait....i will just transform and KILL YOU*transforms*
Captin Ghetto Booty:Let him go or i will crush you with my abnormally large behind!
Slavemaster:You wont hurt me
Caprin Ghetto Booty:Why?
Slavemaster:Because...i am YOUR FATHER

*wakes up*
Mzukisi:Oh man i just had the weirdest dream
Michal Jackson:*rubbing mzukisi's nipples*...oh dont worry my child lets just go back to bed
Mzukisi:O ok....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*wakes up for real this time*
Mzukisi:I just had the weirdest dream guys...
Mukissa:Shutup im trying to sleep
Lenox:Yeah man be quiet
Mzukisi:*looks at nipples and notices their still hard*....hmmm probably my imagination

Season Finale

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