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*In the Afro Cave*
Mukissa:You know lenox...we shouldnt have made our secret lair out of hair
Lenox:Yeah i guess your right...
*alarm sounds*
Mukissa:OH NO! its THE ALARM!
Lenox:Lets go
Mzukisi:Mukissa your up first
Mukissa:Ahh alright...With my Lips of Justice i shall kiss the enemy to death
Lenox:With my ghetto booty i shall flatten all who oppose justice
Mzukisi:And no oppenent shall get away with my utter craziness for together with out afro combs combine....we ARE THE NEGROTEES!
Mukissa:*holds out afro comb, transforms*....I have become Sir Kiss-Alot!
Lennox:*holds out afro comb*...i have become....CAPTIN GHETTO BOOTY!
Mzukisi:*holds out afro comb*...and i have become CRAZY CRAZY NIGGA!
Sir Kiss-Alot:So why did the alarm sound
Captin Ghetto Booty:It appears that pasty mc paste is up to his old tricks again, he is trying to eliminate all the bread in coles except white bread
Sir Kiss-Alot:TO THE AFRO-MOBILE!
*At coles*
Pasty Mc Paste:Ahaahahah you will never defeat me
Sir Kiss-Alot:What makes you say that?
Pasty Mc Paste:For i have some new friends that would like to meet you! MEET LOW FAT MILK MAN AND WHOLE GRAIN CEREAL MAN!
Low Fat Milk:Ahahaha you will never defeat my disgusting taste
Whole Grain Cereal:Nobody likes whole grain cereal...so its payback and this time its personal
Low Fat Milk Man:*throws milk carton at sir kiss-alot*
Mukissa:*hits mukissa in mouth* Ahahaha you did nothing for my teeth are like the doors to a bank vault!
Crazy Crazy Nigga:AHHHHH IM SO CRAZY! ARE YOU SCARED
Whole Grain Cereal Man:Ahhh thats scary...but not nearly as scary as how HEALTHY I AM!!!
Captin Ghetto Booty:Dont worry ill end this*makes ass grow reaaal big*
Pasty Mc Paste:FINISH THEM QUICK!
Sir Kiss-Alot:I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY LIPS OF JUSTICE*kisses milk man*....argg to much lips....cant breathe*dies*
Crazy Crazy Nigga:AHHHHHH LOOK AT MY CRAZY HAIR STYLE ISNT IT CRAZY!?
Whole Grain Cereal Man:Ahhhhh *falls down*
Captin Ghetto Booty:*sits on whole grain cereal man*...Hey guys Breakfast is on ME!
Pasty Mc Paste:Your lame catchphrases wont save you know...for i have a secret weopon...*takes out dark afro comb*
Sir Kiss-Alot:Ahhh my lips of justic are shrinking....
Captin Ghetto Booty:My ghetto booty...is going
Crazy Crazy Nigga:MY CRAZYNESS is going away
Pasty Mc Paste:Now without your powers you are useless...and before i kill you....IM GOING TO MESS UP YOUR HAIR
Mukissa:You wouldnt dare!
Pasty Mc Paste:Muahahahahaha!

To be continued...