Tales of intrest(????)part 15

Shadow/mukissa:The first match will be between shadow kristie and kristie
Shadow/mukissa:In a game of Pool!!!
Kristie:Yo goin down sucka
Shadow/kristie:Your going to lose chya no doubt*flicks her back*
*10 minutes later*
Kristie:Oh no the final ball.........if i dont get it in i could lose
Mukissa:You gotta belive in the hear of the cards
Kristie:Yeah!!!!!*hits 8ball in hole*
Shadow/kristie:Nooooooooooo*bursts into water*
Shadow/mukissa:Next match is shadow roy an normal roy then in a riddle MATCH!
Roy:Ill go first ...................in wich episode of the simpsons does homer say doh?
A.All of them
B.nun of them
C.Beaver stew
Shadow/roy:.............ummmmmmmm beaver stew?
Roy:Wrong!!!
Shadow/roy:Fine take this! What is the meaning of life?
Roy:To................watch simpsons
Shadow/roy:Goddam i hate you*bursts into water*
Shadow/mukissa:Fine then its me vs mukissa
Mukissa:OH MY GOD YOU SHOELACE IS UNTIED
Shadow/mukissa:*looks down*
Mukissa:*gets out cool sword an slices shadows head off*
Mukissa:That was easy
Kristie:Hey were is shadow alexia?
Alexia:I dunno
Alexia:Owwww my head an stomach hurt*faints
Alexia:Ahh im fine
*portal opens*
Chris:Thank god alexia your back
Alexia:Of course im not that usless..........i mean thanx for caring chris
Chris:To celebrate yet another victory lets go get ice cream!!!my shout
*at the ice cream shop*
Chris:Alexia what flavour do you want?
Alexia:..........*Why is he so nice............*Ummmmmmmmm vanilla please
Lennox:Ill have cactus flavour
Chris:....................................fuckn westie
Alexia:I have to admit something to you guys im really shadow lexia but i have fallen for chris so i have decided to become good and stay here instead of kill you.....
Ali:But were is the real one?
Alexia:In the weird world
Mukissa:Oh not that crap place again
Kristie:We have to go back and get her
Chris:Why this one is practically the same an she loves me and i love alexia it dosent mattter wich one it is
Kristie:Yes it does
Sahal:Yeah chris is right
Lennox:What the hell sahal?blowin
Roy:Chris the choice is yours for what you want to do but for now i must go guys im of to watch the simpsons marathon
Chris:I have made a choice............