Big Brother(episode 4)

*In the bedroom*
Mukissa:............FUCKING HELL HANNAH
Hannah:What what .....o uh oh
Paul:Whats wrong?
Hannah:I had another accident.....
Diana:Espanyano manyos esta siersto
Paul:SHUTUP!
Diana:*Hits paul*
Chris:G day bros
Molly:Hi people
Alexia:Molly you smell
Molly:I know i need to ask big brother for deoderant
Samah:Ahhh dammit my hair isnt as hot today as it usually is
Katherine:Damn i think i grew a few more feet i need a new bed
Kristy:That fukn westie lennox started crying in the middle of the night
Lennox:Sorry i had a nightmare that my cactus farm had been broken in to
Kristy:Just be quiet lennox
Muzukisi:Another eviction today ay
Roy:This is going to be intresting LIKE THAT TIME ON THE SIMPSONS!!!
Paul:SHUT UP
Ali:Well me an blake got a good nights sleep talking about how cool we were
Blake:Yeah we dedicated 69 more mariah carey albums to eachother
*This is big brother everybody to the lounge room*
*In the lounge room*
*This is big brother i have asked you all here so you can get a message from your loved ones.........first mukissa*
Damien:Whats up lil bro i hope you win big brother man you are of the hook fo shizzle..........laterz KEEP THA GANGSTA!!!
*Now kristy*
Carl:Hey kristy you are going to win big brother because you are so ninja.....bye
*now lennox*
Camel:...........*camel noises*
*now samah, well um this might seem a bit strange but samah requested a video message from herself*
Samah:Your doing sexelent an remember samah you are hot stuff an sexalicous
*this is a message to ali an blake*
Ali,s mum:I LOVE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!
*now alexia*
Jonny Depp:Alexia please stop sending me sexual letters or i might have to take out a restraining order
*now roy*
Matt Groening:Stop sending me tips on how to make the simpsons better roy
*now chris*
Air force commander:Chris danger marshall.......win this thing for air force 1
*now katherine*
Katherines Dad:Hello katherine do the us Giants proud
*now muzukisi*
Freedom:Go on brother show them wiggas how we do it
*now molly*
.............................
Molly:What happend to my message?
*Nobody sent one in.........sorry molly*
*This is a special announcment.....we are changing the rules from now on.....blake an ali are counted as one person meaning if you vote for one of them you vote for both........That is all
Blake:Thats fucking slack
Ali:I know i dont want to be like blake
Blake:What makes you think i wanna be like you?
Samah:Hey excuse me you two im trying to look in the mirror
Kristy:Why be so self absorb for?
Katherine:..................*crying*
Muzukisi:Whats wrong?
Katherine:I dreamt that little lumberjacks were chopping away at my legs an i came tumbling down...
Muzukisi:.........ummmmm ok
Zenia:This house isnt the same without the precouis the precouis danny
*This is big brother its time for nominations*
Mukissa:I vote blake cause he is so intimidating
*next*
Kristy:I vote for ali cause her head reminds me of a bucket and i hate buckets......
*next*
Muzukisi:I vote katherine cause..i wish i was tall
*Ok before we continue nominations we have some news there are 2 INTRUDERS ENTERING RIGHT NOW
Man with british akcent:An thats the end of todays episode.....next episode we will finish of this massive cliffhanger(courtesy of alexia)