High School Days(001)

My first day at this new school "Coogee High", New friends new enemies oh the possibilities are endless i thought that for once i could give a good impression on a new school...How wrong i was

*near the canteen*
Mukissa:Hey excuse me
Matoz:Hey whats up my nigger
Mukissa:Ummm yeh sure right anyway do you know where the room 09 is?
Matoz:Yeah sure the 0 blocks are all the way down that side*points to the right*
Mukissa:Alrite ill see you later

I noticed whilst making my way to the first class of the year that i was called a nigger 16 times and only three of those people who said it where black, The Mouries think their black, The asians think their black, and even some of the white people think their black

*in 09*
Mukissa:Sorry im late
Ms Stanford:Mr lehuray is it listen because im only going to be saying this once, You arelate and that is unnacepteble in my class if you are late again i will give you a litter duty now take a seat next Mr Robinson right here*points to the nearest desk facing her*
Mukissa:Hey man is she always this angry
Blake:*ignores mukissa*
Mukissa:I sure hope everybody is as friendly as you in this place
Blake:What school did you come from?
Mukissa:A school in Uganda, have you been at this school since year 7?
Blake:Yeah i have actually, So what group do you plan on tryna impress?
Mukissa:What?
Blake:I see you walking around struting your stuff like you all that
Mukissa:Calm down thats just how i walk
Blake:And i guess thats just how your hat is titlted to the side also? and i guess thats why your collar is poped you try hard
Mukissa:Shut the fuck up
Blake:What the fuck you gona do your hard cunt*pretends to punch mukissa*
Mukissa:*flinches*

I should have known better than to flinch from a punch in my first day of school when you flinch when your a new student it represents weakness and people will pick on your forever until you have proven yourself worthy and second chances rarley happen

Ms Stanford:Did i just hear you swearing Mr Lehuray?
Mukissa:Yes ms but it was blake as well you see what happend was tha*gets cut off*
Ms Standford:Dont talk back to me mr lehuray and dont put blake into it hes a well behaved student...show me youe english book
Mukissa:*hands english book over*
Ms Stanford:You dont even have half the notes i have copied down today
Mukissa:Thats because i was late ms
Ms Standford:Dont worry you can copy the rest of the notes down at recess
Mukissa:Yes ms
*at recess*
Mukissa:Wonderful instead of trying to make friends i get to pick up garbage
Brian:*chucks foot ball to mukissa*
Mukissa:*gets hit in head*
Brian:Ha so you aint good at football are ya?
Mukissa:I guess not
Brian:I saw you in standfords class you flinched your a pussy bitch
Mukissa:*Continues picking up garbage*
Brian:Practicing for your future job are you?
Mukissa:Just leave me alone

Another wondeful person in this school, He is apparently one of the school's best footballers that means all the male teachers love him and all the dumb kids think he's the coolest thing since sliced bread.

Brian:What are you going to do?
Ms Standford:Mukissa are you talking to brian?
Mukissa:Yes miss but*gets cut off*
Ms Standford:I will see you at lunch time
Mukisa:Ok
Chris:Fuckn hate that crack hore of a teacher
Mukissa:Tell me about it
Chris:So your new huh?
Mukissa:Yeh my names mukissa
Chris:My names chris but ma friends call me davo
Mukissa:Davo?
Chris:Its an aussie joke
Mukissa:Are you always this lame
Chris:You want me to shank you
Mukissa:Not really
Chris:Hahahahaha your alrite man
Mukissa:I know i know
Chris:You should hang out wit us
Mukissa:Aiight i think i will
Chris:We hang out behind the music block
Mukissa:Ill see ya at lunch time then
Paul:Aiiiii CHRIS BRO THERZ A FIGHT!!!!
Chris:Are those arabs going at it again?
Paul:Most probably
Chris:Where is it?
Paul:Near the canteen cmon lets go
Chris:Laterz kissha
Mukissa:Bye...hmmm that skinny kid looked so familiar
*at lunch time*
Habib:Hey look at this bitch pickin up papers
Mukissa:What do you want?
Habib:Nothing i just heard you flinched the other day i mean you must be a pretty big bitch ay?
Mukissa:Leave me alone
Habib:Why dont you make me
Mukissa:Why dont you shut your fucking mouth
Lenox:*yells in habibs ear* HABBIIIIIIBBBBBB leave the kid alone he hasnt done you wrong
Habib:Why dont you smash me lenox
Lenox:Shut ya mouth habib your talking shit again
Habib:Nah lenox your alrite your a true black man see him he's just a bitch
Lenox:Leave him
Habib:Whatever*walks away*
Mukissa:Thanks for that
Lenox:No problem man hey i heard you flinched
Mukissa:Word travels fast here ay?
Lenox:Dont worry man im just playn my names lenox but call me lenny
Mukissa:Its mukissa
Lenox:So how has your first day been?
Mukissa:Wonderful i think im going to quit school and become a garbage man
Lenox:Hahaha your a funny kid man i like it, Oh shizzie ms standford i gotta go she wants to give me a form for kicking a soccer ball at her window catch ya later man
Ms Standford:Mr Lehuray it seems you have learnt your lesson
Mukissa:Yeh i have it will never happen again ms
Ms Standford:I hope so i really hate my lunch being ruined, well come to the classroom now to copy off the notes you missed, you should consider yourself lucky you have such a considerate teacher

As soon as she blurted out that last sentence i felt like jamming the coke bottle wich look like it had been prevouisly used for a bong down her throat and using the plastic bag that i had picked up to suffocate her

*Behind the music block*
Chris:Man the fight was shit house
Paul:Yeah they where pussy fighting
Blake:Im sure you guys woulda smashed em ay?
Chris:Yeah i woulda fucked them up
Paul:Chris man your not black or aboriginal or your good at is being white like the bread
Chris:Paul your white to
Paul:No im slightly tanned
Cameron:You guys are so racist
Blake:Yeh you stupid dumb mutha fukas
Chris:Man you know you love me...Shhhh can you guys hear that?
Cameron:What?
Chris:I farted
Paul:Hahahahaha
Cameron:*moves away*
Blake:You chad*punches chris in arm, then gets up and walks away*
Paul:OH MY GOD CAN YOU HEAR THAT?
Chris:Hear what?
Paul:ITS KING KONG
Roy:That joke isnt funny anymore
Chris:Sure it is*pulls roy's chest hair*
Roy:Im going to go play handball guys
Paul:Are you playing with that exchange student matthew again?
Matthew:Shuddap i ehh am not an ehh exchange student
Chris:Ehhh is nice...no wait leave matthew alone he's my friend
Matthew:Yeh eh leave me alone
Chris:Yeah leave him alone...can i have a dollar man?
Paul:You are the biggest jew chris
Chris:Please matt ill pay you back tomorow
Matthew:Ehh no i need this money for umm ehhh i just ehh need it
Chris:Your the biggest jew
Roy:Hey matt are we going to play or what?
Chris:Roy stop crying hold on a second
Paul:Who was that kid you where talking to before chris?
Chris:Oh just some new kid his names mukissa
Paul:Are you serouis?
Chris:Yeah he was supposed to come here but i dunno what happend to him
Paul:I think i know him he went to my primary school
Chris:You guys friends?
Paul:Not really...ahh its not really important anyway

I never went to the music block that day my hand was practically bleeding from ms standfords english work then i had two other classes to go to then i made my way home...i guess we can scratch today and pretend that tomorow is the first day shall we?...sounds like a plan see you then