"Lost"(Trial 1)

(This is the Lost series new and Improved!)

Mukissa:I cant belive they are taking us on an excusrion to hawaii
Blake:Man i am so sitting next to ali
Chris:Blake man your such a fag
Lenox:Chris man shut yaaa front door
Ashely:*takes out black slang book* i belive that means shut up chris
Samah:Oh my GOD!!!
Diana:What is it?
Samah:I just realised when i looked into my mirror how gorjuezzz i actually am...Hey EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND COME SEE HOW GORJUZZ I LOOK
Roy:I sure hope they have simpsons on this flight
Paul:We sell the simpsons at go lo
*cricket's make chirping noise*
Mukissa:Hey how come their are crickets on board the plane?
Molly:Hey you guys i just realised that my ticket dosent have a seat on it
Hannah:HEY EVERYBODY MOLLY DOSENT HAVE A SEAT!!!
*Everybody Laughs at Molly*
Molly:You guys all laughing at me isnt good for my self esteem Hannah:*pushes molly onto ground*HA AND LOOK NOW SHE IS ON THE GROUND!!!
Katherine:You should really stop that molly what happens if the air hostess comes with the food then we wont be able to get food will we!
Molly:Why does god hate me so?
Lenox:Did somebody say God?
Chris:Oh here we go......
Lenox:I think we should all pray before take off so we can have a safe and purifying trip
Chris:I think your gay
Lenox:Real mature chris
Roy:OH MY GOD THERE IS A SIMPSONS MARATHON ON!!!!
Zenia:I hope we pass a rainbow so then i can meet the little lepracon!
*This is your pilot its time to take off so hold buckle up*
Molly:Hey mukissa can i sit with you?
Mukissa:Yea....NO!!! HAHA! thought you had a friend
Molly:Can i sit next to you chris?
Chris:No i need this spot for my star wars figurines!
Molly:How about you samah?
Samah:No this spot is for my mirror without it i wont be able to see how attractive i am!
Lenox:OH MY GOD THEY ARE PLAYING U GOT SERVED
Paul:More like you are gay!
Lenox:Shut ya frooooont door !
Molly:How about you diana?
Diana:This seat is for my taco
Molly:But couldnt you just...move it
Diana:I said its for my taco*evil glare*
Kristy:Molly you can sit next to me
Molly:Really?
Kristy:Ha NO!!! pysce
Mukissa:Hi 5 kristy!
Alexia:You can sit here
Molly:Thanks alexia*sits down*......AHHH MY ASS!!
Alexia:O i forgot i put a hot tray of biscuts on the seat
Molly:How did you make hot biscuts on a plane?
*Flash of light*
Mukissa:Ahhhh fuck my leg hurts ahh whats going on
Diana:Oh my god she's hurt
Blake:Who is?
Diana:My taco
Roy:*holding onto a rock* help the plane turbine is still on its sucking me into the fan
Paul:Promise never to bring up anything from the simpsons again?
Roy:Yes ill do anything
Paul:*grabs roy*....
Roy:Thank you
Paul:Its ok
Roy:Hey paul
Paul:Yeah?
Roy:*pushes paul*
Paul:*gets sucked into turbine*
Roy:As if i would ever stop talking about the simpsons ahhh well your dead...JUST LIKE THAT TIME WHEN BART....*trails off*
Samah:Oh my FUCKING GOD MY MIRROR BROKE!
Hannah:Wat happend
Chris:Well judging by the velocity and the wind speed and the fact that the front of the plane is right next to us i have come to the conclusion that we have crashed
Roy:Man they where just about to show the part where homer says Doh'
Mukissa:They do that every episode
Kiearn:Yeah i know
Mukissa:Kiearn? you werent on the plane
Kiearn:I know i just come to deserted islands sometimes
Mukissa:So you can get us off?
Kiearn:I could...but a bit of plane debri fell onto my boat and blew it up
Mukissa:How convient
Zenia:OH MY GOD WHERE IS ALI?
Blake:I dunno she was right next to me
Paul:Probably sucking his cock
Blake:*ali jumps out of blakes pants*
Paul:How is that even possible?
Roy:How is it possible that your alive i just pushed you into a turbine?
Paul:Well i guess somebody loves me
Samah:You mean besides yourself?
Chris:OH MY GOD MY STAR WAS FIGURES!!! SOMEBODY BENT MY WOOKIE!
Mukissa:EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!!
Alexia:OH MY GOD!
Lenox:Did somebody say god?
Alexia:KATHERINE IS STUCK IN A TREE AND IF WE DONT RESCUE HER SHE MIGHT GET WET WHEN IT RAINS
Mukissa:Fucks sake this is the worst plotline ever...
Alexia:Well is somebody going to help me get her out?
Chris:Nahhhhh man
Lenox:I will pray for her
Mukissa:Oh yeah...i have to er pray for her also...yep
Blake:Ill go
Ali:I WILL TO!
Samah:I guess i could...maybe their is a pool of water i can see my reflection in clearly
*in the forest*
Samah:*ouch my foot*...what ...what the hell is this?
Blake:Hurry up samah
Samah:You guys go ahead
Ali:Did you find that pool of water you where looking for? hahaha
Samah:Yeah i did you guys go ahead
*a little bit further ahead*
Alexia:There she is*points up*
*up in the tree*
Katherine:Help im stuck in a tree AND I THINK ITS STARTED RAINING
*Starts pouring down*
Blake:Wow
Ali:What?
Blake:Its only pouring down on that tree look
Ali:That is intresting
Blake:I wonder why it only rains on the tree katherine is stuck in
Ali:Mmmm
*Up in tree*
Katherine:Maybe you could help me
*on the ground*
Kiearn:Hey guys
Blake:What are you doing here
Kiearn:I know how to save her...we wait
Ali:What?
Kiearn:Watch...and the island will show us a way
*three hours later*
Blake:Man im getting tired
*up in tree*
Katherine:I think mould is growing on my pants*gets struck by lightning, falls out of tree*
Kiearn:I told you the island would show us a way
Blake:Kiearn if we wanted cooked giraffe we would go hunt some
Ali:Hahahah blake you are so funny
Kiearn:I was just trying to help
*back where samah is*
Mukissa:So its a hatch
Samah:Yeah
Ashley:What i cant understand you?
Samah:Why did you bring him?
Mukissa:Dont worry without his black slang book he cant understand us
Ashley:Goddamit these black people and their hip hop jabber jibber talk
Samah:So what should we do about the hatch?
Mukissa:I think...we should ask everybody else what to do
Samah:We could open it ourselves
Mukissa:Or...we could get a hat and some pieces of paper and cut the pieces of paper up and get everybody to write suggestions on the pieces of paper and wichever suggestion gets pulled out we do
Samah:That idea is so stupid
Mukissa:Do you have a better one?
Samah:Yes how about we just open it
Mukissa:Samah that plan is risky and could endager lives
Samah:What are you talking about? theres a handle on the hatch door it has a red sticker on it saying open me...how much simpler does it need to be
Mukissa:THE SEARCH FOR THE HAT BEGINS! cmon white man
Ashley:What?
*back on the beach*
Chris:What are you trying to do hannah
Hannah:Im trying to fix this mobile if i can just get at least one bar working we can call for help
Chris:Wait a minute...you know how to fix things?
Hannah:Yeah well this thing seems pretty un-fixable though
Roy:AHAHAHAHAHA!
Hannah:What are you laughing at roy
Roy:Shhh look the simpsons
Chris:You got the tv working...but that dosent even make sense
Hannah:Maybe roy if you help me we can both fix this mobile
Roy:Maybe...or maybe we could all sit down and watch the simpsons
Hannah:Roy this is more important than the simpsons
Roy:More important than the simpsons?
Hannah:Yes
Roy:Then it must be pretty darn important
Hannah:This is what we should do...us two should start trying to fix the mobile now and we should recruit somebody who would be experienced at trekking to take us to the top of that cliff*points really far away*
Roy:You know hannah thats not a cliff its a girrafe
Hannah:O sorry i meant that cliff*points to a cliff*
Roy:So chris you wanna come?
Chris:Naaahhhhhh man be cool
Kiearn:What about me guys?
Roy:Kiearn?
Kiearn:Yeh besides it will give me a better chance to know you
Roy:You know im not gay right
Kiearn:No i didnt mean it like that...goddamit everyone misunderstands me
Hannah:Cmon you Emo i dont wanna stay on this island anymore than i have to
*somewhere else on the beach*
Kristy:Man this is bullshit nobody invited me anywhere
Molly:Yeah me neither
Kristy:But your molly and you dont count
Molly:*tear rolls down cheek*
Kristy:Stop crying you pussy
Molly:We have been friends for years and you still treat me like...
Kristy:SHUTUP FOR A SECOND...i just figured the perfect mission that we can do...what is in this briefcase!*holds up briefcase*
Molly:Hmmm i would have to say cloths
Kristy:If your wrong i get to punch you in the face
Molly:What? i never agreed to that
Kristy:TO LATE*opens case*
Alexia:*falls out*.....
Molly:Alexia?
Kristy:Oh my god.........*punches molly in face* How did you get in their?
Alexia:...we ......arent alone.......on th....e....isl..and.....one of us....is lying*collapses*
Kristy:Quick molly carry her we have to get her into the shade and get her some water
Molly:What why do i have to carry her?
Kristy:Because i have to carry my david hasslehoff greatest hits album
Molly:Da..vid hasslehoff?*sniggers*
Kristy:Just CARRY HER MOLLY!
Molly:Ok ok
*in the forest searching for the hat*
Samah:This is so stupid im turning back
Mukissa:Samah...we cant quit now.....because without the hat we will never find out whats in the hatch
Samah:WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCKING OPEN IT!
Ashley:Ehhh? what you darkiess talking about
Samah:And why did you bring white bread over here? he cant even understand us, That itself dosent make sense because we are speaking perfectly fine english
Ashley:Holy skipping kangaroos i found me black slang book.....*looks up white bread*....a derogitory term for a white person hmmm intresting*gets out dictionary*...derogitory.....hmmm
Samah:You guys are so stupid...
Mukissa:Quick we must continue we are making grea progress
Samah:No we arent we have moved about six metres from the hatch
Mukissa:And yet still not hat...
Samah:Ok you want a hat...TAKE ASHLEYS HAT!
Mukissa:*takes ashleys hat*....this is exactly what we needed....thanks oreo
Samah:What the fuck did you just call me?
Mukissa:Sorry i was so hungry that i zoned out and thought you where an oreo...and also because your black on the outside and white on the inside
Samah:Oh you just did not!
Ashley:*looks in black slang book*
*on the beach*
Blake:I wonder what happend to alexia
Ali:Yeah thats odd
Katherine:Guys...i need to tell you what i saw on the beach.....
Ali:Wait tell me first i love secrets
Katherine:Er...Listen guys i saw in the...tree.....someone capture alexia

To be continued...