(Friends) Remember the days...
Hello it has been a year since the tales of intrest people have been around and to celebrate we are going to show you how it all began....how they became..Friends
Mukissa:I wonder what im going to do today...probably just download porn again*sigh*
Tv Commercial:ARE YOU TIRED OF SITTING ON YOUR ASS DOWNLOADING PORN ALL DAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT AND MEET SOME FRIENDS! THEN CALL THIS NUMBER RIGHT NOW! 1800-1-need-friends
Mukissa:Oh my god ....JUST WHAT I NEED ILL CALL THAT NUMBER AND MAKE FUN OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DONT HAVE FRIENDS.....*calls number*......Hello im a lonley person my name is Mike-Roch i was wondering if you are lonley to?
Molly:Yes i am so lonley and my name is molly....sometimes i sleep in a dog kennel
Mukissa:Awwwwwwww goodbye LOSER*Hangs up phone* I sure showed her, Now back to downloading porn
*Somewhere in the cd store*
Blake:I cant belive they dont have mariah carey's new album out yet in this shop
Ali:Oh my god i love mariah carey to....LETS BE BEST FRIENDS AND GO TO EACHOTHERS HOUSES EVERYDAY AND GET MARRIED and...
Blake:Woah slowdown.....lets stick to the best friends thing for now
Ali:So what do you wanna do today blake?
Blake:Well after you stop caressing my head i think we should go to the park and discuss how important we are and how much everybody else in life is insignificant
Ali:I HAVE A GREAT MARIAH CAREY SONG WE COULD LISTEN TO WHILST WE DO THAT
Blake:All of mariah carey's songs are great
*somewhere in a cafe*
Alexia:Business is slow today....im so happy
Lenox:Hey slave food monkey.....i would like to get served today....hmmm served that reminds me of U GOT SERVED!!!
Alexia:Hey i hear they are filming U got served 2 at baker park today....
Lenox:YEAAAAA!!!! i am so gone!
Alexia:Finally he's gone, Now i can take my lunch break and stare at naked pictures of Jonny Depp....hey if you stare at it for a while it really isnt that big
*at chris's house*
Chris:No offense roy but you suck
Roy:I so dont suck
Chris:But you do
Roy:Lets watch the simpsons
Chris:Why is that your solution to everything?
Roy:.....i dont know
Chris:I hate you sometimes
Roy:Shhh homer simpson is saying Do'h again
Chris:HE ALWAYS SAYS THAT!!!
Roy:*turns volume up*
Chris:Im leaving im going to find some cooler people*leaves house*, Wait why did i just leave my own house?
*At mukissa's house*
Mukissa:Dammit what are all these pop ups!!!...wait a minute...A 10 STOREY MANSION WITH 15 bedrooms!!! IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE ITS ON THE INTERNET AND ONLY 1000$ A WEEK RENT!, If only i had friends to help pay the rent....hmm i hear baker park is a good place to find friends!
*in a spanish salsa class*
Diana:Now repeat after me....Salsa taco duro spanish
Paul:Listen i only came here to pick up chicks not actually learn this jibberish
Diana:You pig all men are the same
Paul:No there not im more attractive than all the other men
Diana:Mhhhhmmmm
Paul:So wanna go out for some tacos?
Diana:Well i guess we can
Paul:I know this really good taco place near baker park
*somewhere near a rainbow*
Zenia:Oh my god oh my god oh my god a rainbow full of kindess Love I must follow it to the end to see where it will take me,Hopefully to a land full of happiness, love and caring where everyone has their fair say....*2hours later* and where racism is non existent oh i think i should follow it now before it becomes nightime Hehehehehhe
*on a footpath*
Kristy:Hey whats this*picks up paper*..FREE NINJA STEALTH LESSONS AT BAKER PARK I AM SO THERE!!!*runs*
Molly:Yay now when that girl gets to baker park i will lock a cage down on her and she will have to be my friend for FOREVER!!!!
*At the cafe*
Hannah:Excuse me could i please have a big mac?
Alexia:We dont sell Big Macs
Hannah:But i like them
Alexia:.........
Hannah:Hey you know what your kinda cute...
Alexia:Errr umm thats very nice but i ummm gotta go now CIAO!
Hannah:My sweet waitress where are you going?
Alexia:I am definatly not going to baker park
Hannah:Baker Park ay
*at the end of that rainbow*
Zenia:Oh there is no land of caring butterfly children....its just a silly old park oh wait whats that it looks like a straw hut of some kind
Mzukisi:Talking white girl....with loud mouth
Zenia:OH MY GOD A POOR LITTLE AFRICAN BOY WHOS STARVING!
Mzukisi:I am not starving i am quite well fed i even have a kitchen
Zenia:Its ok poor child i will take care of you
Mukissa:So this is the mansion huh? if only i could afford it
Kristy:Hmmmm where are those ninja classes
Ali:OH MY GOD AND THEN MARIAH SAIID IT WAS A DUCK!!!!
Blake:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is so funny
Molly:Hello friend
Kristy:Errrr excuse me?
Molly:You must be here for the classes....well first you must hug me
Kristy::....IM scared
Mzukisi:Please man leave me alone man
Zenia:I wanna dress you up in a doll outfit HEHEHEHEH
Lenox:I think i have been lied to their is no U got served 2 being made here
Hannah:Hey that waitress girl isnt here.oh thats right she said she wasnt going to be here
Alexia:HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I SAID I WOULDNT BE HERE
Hannah:*Caresses alexias hair* I like you....
Mukissa:I JUST THOUGHT OF A BRILLIANT IDEA.....IF WE ALL PAY RENT WE CAN ALL LIVE IN THIS MANSION
Alexia:Agreed!
Kristy:Im in fo shiz
Molly:Yay friends....
Mzukisi:Ok man
Ali:YAY
Blake:Wooop
Ali:You stole my line
Blake:Its our line now.....
Lenox:Well i guess i can
Zenia:It will be a house full of love
Hannah:Ok i guess
Mukissa:Hey their is a spanish person across the road she can be our maid i mean thats really all their good for
Diana:Taco salasa?
Paul:Ha you have to be the maid!!! and to think we only came here for tacos
Katherine:Ummmm excuse me everything you all have been saying is all very well and nice but i actually live in that house
Mukissa:Oh cmon let us stay we will be your friend
Katherine:Ok the one with the large head makes a good point you may live with me you must pay me rent
Mukissa:But we need a black girl since its required not to be racist , You black girl come live wuith us
Samah:Meh ok
Chris:Wooooo partay!!!
Roy:I hope they have the simpsons on their tv
Jess:Hey can i come live with you
Mukissa:Nah we are full you can come apply next week though if you want
Jess:bUT BUT BUT YOU LET CHRIS NO Roy join and they didnt even ask
Mukissa:Anyway....hey SURFS UP!!!
And thats how it all began of course i had to make some bits more excting so hannah likes alexia and mukissa has a large Head it has been a pretty intresting year and all....well to all a good day good afternoon and Goodnight....
Mukissa:I wonder what im going to do today...probably just download porn again*sigh*
Tv Commercial:ARE YOU TIRED OF SITTING ON YOUR ASS DOWNLOADING PORN ALL DAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT AND MEET SOME FRIENDS! THEN CALL THIS NUMBER RIGHT NOW! 1800-1-need-friends
Mukissa:Oh my god ....JUST WHAT I NEED ILL CALL THAT NUMBER AND MAKE FUN OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DONT HAVE FRIENDS.....*calls number*......Hello im a lonley person my name is Mike-Roch i was wondering if you are lonley to?
Molly:Yes i am so lonley and my name is molly....sometimes i sleep in a dog kennel
Mukissa:Awwwwwwww goodbye LOSER*Hangs up phone* I sure showed her, Now back to downloading porn
*Somewhere in the cd store*
Blake:I cant belive they dont have mariah carey's new album out yet in this shop
Ali:Oh my god i love mariah carey to....LETS BE BEST FRIENDS AND GO TO EACHOTHERS HOUSES EVERYDAY AND GET MARRIED and...
Blake:Woah slowdown.....lets stick to the best friends thing for now
Ali:So what do you wanna do today blake?
Blake:Well after you stop caressing my head i think we should go to the park and discuss how important we are and how much everybody else in life is insignificant
Ali:I HAVE A GREAT MARIAH CAREY SONG WE COULD LISTEN TO WHILST WE DO THAT
Blake:All of mariah carey's songs are great
*somewhere in a cafe*
Alexia:Business is slow today....im so happy
Lenox:Hey slave food monkey.....i would like to get served today....hmmm served that reminds me of U GOT SERVED!!!
Alexia:Hey i hear they are filming U got served 2 at baker park today....
Lenox:YEAAAAA!!!! i am so gone!
Alexia:Finally he's gone, Now i can take my lunch break and stare at naked pictures of Jonny Depp....hey if you stare at it for a while it really isnt that big
*at chris's house*
Chris:No offense roy but you suck
Roy:I so dont suck
Chris:But you do
Roy:Lets watch the simpsons
Chris:Why is that your solution to everything?
Roy:.....i dont know
Chris:I hate you sometimes
Roy:Shhh homer simpson is saying Do'h again
Chris:HE ALWAYS SAYS THAT!!!
Roy:*turns volume up*
Chris:Im leaving im going to find some cooler people*leaves house*, Wait why did i just leave my own house?
*At mukissa's house*
Mukissa:Dammit what are all these pop ups!!!...wait a minute...A 10 STOREY MANSION WITH 15 bedrooms!!! IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE ITS ON THE INTERNET AND ONLY 1000$ A WEEK RENT!, If only i had friends to help pay the rent....hmm i hear baker park is a good place to find friends!
*in a spanish salsa class*
Diana:Now repeat after me....Salsa taco duro spanish
Paul:Listen i only came here to pick up chicks not actually learn this jibberish
Diana:You pig all men are the same
Paul:No there not im more attractive than all the other men
Diana:Mhhhhmmmm
Paul:So wanna go out for some tacos?
Diana:Well i guess we can
Paul:I know this really good taco place near baker park
*somewhere near a rainbow*
Zenia:Oh my god oh my god oh my god a rainbow full of kindess Love I must follow it to the end to see where it will take me,Hopefully to a land full of happiness, love and caring where everyone has their fair say....*2hours later* and where racism is non existent oh i think i should follow it now before it becomes nightime Hehehehehhe
*on a footpath*
Kristy:Hey whats this*picks up paper*..FREE NINJA STEALTH LESSONS AT BAKER PARK I AM SO THERE!!!*runs*
Molly:Yay now when that girl gets to baker park i will lock a cage down on her and she will have to be my friend for FOREVER!!!!
*At the cafe*
Hannah:Excuse me could i please have a big mac?
Alexia:We dont sell Big Macs
Hannah:But i like them
Alexia:.........
Hannah:Hey you know what your kinda cute...
Alexia:Errr umm thats very nice but i ummm gotta go now CIAO!
Hannah:My sweet waitress where are you going?
Alexia:I am definatly not going to baker park
Hannah:Baker Park ay
*at the end of that rainbow*
Zenia:Oh there is no land of caring butterfly children....its just a silly old park oh wait whats that it looks like a straw hut of some kind
Mzukisi:Talking white girl....with loud mouth
Zenia:OH MY GOD A POOR LITTLE AFRICAN BOY WHOS STARVING!
Mzukisi:I am not starving i am quite well fed i even have a kitchen
Zenia:Its ok poor child i will take care of you
Mukissa:So this is the mansion huh? if only i could afford it
Kristy:Hmmmm where are those ninja classes
Ali:OH MY GOD AND THEN MARIAH SAIID IT WAS A DUCK!!!!
Blake:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is so funny
Molly:Hello friend
Kristy:Errrr excuse me?
Molly:You must be here for the classes....well first you must hug me
Kristy::....IM scared
Mzukisi:Please man leave me alone man
Zenia:I wanna dress you up in a doll outfit HEHEHEHEH
Lenox:I think i have been lied to their is no U got served 2 being made here
Hannah:Hey that waitress girl isnt here.oh thats right she said she wasnt going to be here
Alexia:HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I SAID I WOULDNT BE HERE
Hannah:*Caresses alexias hair* I like you....
Mukissa:I JUST THOUGHT OF A BRILLIANT IDEA.....IF WE ALL PAY RENT WE CAN ALL LIVE IN THIS MANSION
Alexia:Agreed!
Kristy:Im in fo shiz
Molly:Yay friends....
Mzukisi:Ok man
Ali:YAY
Blake:Wooop
Ali:You stole my line
Blake:Its our line now.....
Lenox:Well i guess i can
Zenia:It will be a house full of love
Hannah:Ok i guess
Mukissa:Hey their is a spanish person across the road she can be our maid i mean thats really all their good for
Diana:Taco salasa?
Paul:Ha you have to be the maid!!! and to think we only came here for tacos
Katherine:Ummmm excuse me everything you all have been saying is all very well and nice but i actually live in that house
Mukissa:Oh cmon let us stay we will be your friend
Katherine:Ok the one with the large head makes a good point you may live with me you must pay me rent
Mukissa:But we need a black girl since its required not to be racist , You black girl come live wuith us
Samah:Meh ok
Chris:Wooooo partay!!!
Roy:I hope they have the simpsons on their tv
Jess:Hey can i come live with you
Mukissa:Nah we are full you can come apply next week though if you want
Jess:bUT BUT BUT YOU LET CHRIS NO Roy join and they didnt even ask
Mukissa:Anyway....hey SURFS UP!!!
And thats how it all began of course i had to make some bits more excting so hannah likes alexia and mukissa has a large Head it has been a pretty intresting year and all....well to all a good day good afternoon and Goodnight....

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