Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Negrotees.5

*in the afro cave*
Lenox:What are you guys arguing about?

Mukissa:Well mzukisi thinks that halle berry eating ice cream without a shirt on is hotter than lindsay lohan naked doing a backwards crabwalk
Mzukisi:Oh cmon man i mean HALLE!
Mukissa:You dont know what a crabwalk is do you?
Mzukisi:Yeah i do...
Mukissa:They dont get crabs in africa do they?
Mzukisi:Im sick of your racism
Mukissa:Im sick of your...SMALL PENIS! OH YEAH GIVE IT UP
Lenox:Your so immature mukissa
Mukissa:No your immature
*crash noise*
Lenox:What was that
Mukissa:Please by linsday lohan please please...
Chris:Ahahahahahah!
Mukissa:Oh no its Chris Marshall and his home slice crew of ultra gayness
Ashley:Nyaaa we have been fighting to be the best superheroes on the block for years now and its all going to end today
Kiearn:There is no way you can defeat us
Chris:You will fall to my power for i am...half dog, half shark, half elephant and an ultimate star wars nerd*grows massive ears, gets smelly dog breath and gets gills* Hahaahahah lets see you defeat us*takes out lightsaber*
Mukissa:Dude put the lightsaber away we dont want anyone getting hurt
Chris:Oh i thought...
Kiearn:Yeah he's right a lightsaber is pretty dangerous
Chris:*drops to ground and struggles to breath*
Lenox:Looks like chris is GILLED!
Mukissa:Why do you try lenox?
Kiearn:Check out my power...with my ultimate ability to smell bad i can bring tears to my oppenents eyes thus blurring their vision and leaving them open for attack
Ashley:And with my metal mouth i can absorb lighting....YEAH THINK ABOUT IT NYAAA!
Mukissa:Thats a pretty bad power
*The negrotees transform*
Crazy Crazy Nigga:CMON LETS FIGHT!!!
Kiearn:SMEEL MY BAD ODOUR!*raises armpits*
Crazy Nigga:Woah thats...bad i cant keep my crazyness argg *falls down*
Captin Ghetto Booty:Its time to die! *sits on kiearn*...and thats the end of that!
Sir Kissalot:*kisses ashley*...what my lips didnt do anything!!!
Ashley:Nyahahaha that is because of my metal braces they are made out of the greatest super computer in the world
Sir Kissalot:You are so nerdy...I HATE NERDS!!!*Does gigantic kiss*
Ashley:You might as well give up you and your friends cannot defeat us!
Sir Kissalot:My kisses they do nothing...
Captin Ghetto Booty:Ahhhh KIEARNS INSIDE ME!
Sir Kissalot:How is that possible?
Ashley:Kiearn used his extreme odour to create an odour barrier wich gives him oxygen so he has been able to survive in your rectum...EMERGE KIEARN!
Sir Kissalot:I....hate........NERDS!
Captin Ghetto Booty:*kiearn jumps out of ass*.....my ghetto booty whats happening?
Kiearn:Heheheh i rubbed my armpit against the inside of your ass and it couldnt take the pain so now its more like...CAPTIN FLAT BOOTY
Chris:Arg....help*struggles to breath*.....must use the force
Lenox:Mukissa its up to you to kiss kiearn!
Sir Kissalot:Why dont you fucking go kiss kiearn
Lenox:Dont be immature you must kiss him
Sir Kissalot:No way NO FRIGGIN WAY AM I TOUCHING HIM!

Is this the last chapter of the superheroes or will mukissa kiss kiearn and even if he does...what about nerdy ashley....will chris marshall and his home slice crew of ultra gayness win?...find out in the exciting conclusion

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