Big Brother(episode 5)

A man with a british Akcent: Today we will find out who the intruders are....now back to the house
*This is big brother......welcome the intruder............a BOWEL OF FRUIT!!!*
Alexia:What?
Ali:Woop?
Molly:Yay now i will have somebody to talk to
Muzukisi:Molly if you are that desperate ill talk to you
Molly:Awwww thanks....ummm by the way muzukisi would ummm i dunno after this big brother thing is over.....wanna go for coffee sometime?
Muzukisi:Ummmm i have the 1meter rule sorry, You must be over a meter to go out with me
Molly:Its ok i totally understand........*cries*
Chris:This is bloody gay mate
Blake:Excuse me?
Chris:Ummmmm it was roy
Blake:*Punches roy in nose*
Roy:Do'h why did you do that chris..........
Chris:Because im bored.........
Bowel of Fruit:................
Lennox:You dont talk much ay?
Bowel of Fruit:.............
Lennox:I know i know my cactus didnt use to talk, But then i ate these pills that i found on the floor an now we have lenghty coversations
Diana:Crosto yesmanta relstrosas
Paul:SHUTUP!!!
Zenia:EVERYONE we should all make the fruit feel welcome into the big brother house because he might be shy an not talk
Bowel of Fruit:....
Samah:Hey.............honestly bowel of fruit ummmm who is the hottest one in the house its me right?
Bowel of Fruit:.................
Samah:What the fuck is that supposed to mean
Bowel of Fruit:......
Samah:Fuck you you BITCH dont ever fucking talk to me again
Bowel of Fruit:........................
Katherine:Hey hannah
Hannah:Yess?
Katherine:Can i tell you something?
Hannah:Yep
Katherine:Im concernd about my height i was wondering maybe im not sure in the future they might make the door frames to small an i wont be able to walk through them
Hannah:Katherine you have nothing to be concernd about*falls down*
*This is big brother we must finish the nominations from before(the fruit does not get to nominate because its his first day)
*next*
Samah:Well hannah because her falling down is really annoying
*next*
Chris:Well i think ali because her large penis is making me insercure about my sexuality
*next*
Blake:Molly because she still SMELLS LIKE PISS an i cant talk about people,s secrets with ali if i keep getting whiffs of it
*next*
Alexia:I vote for ummm muzukisi because i mean we should only really have one black person
*next*
Lennox:I vote for zenia because she is really annoying .....an she made fun of my cactus
*next*
Zenia:Big brother i dont want to vote cause its unfair an i dont think we should have to because of the following reasons 1: Nobody owns us we arent tools we should all be given an equal chance an say...2:
*NEXT NEXT*
Ali:I vote for.......
*We all know your going to vote for samah*
*next*
Blake:I vote for.....ali because her fucking massive boobs make it hard to hug her
*You do realise you an her are counted as one person*
Blake:Ye so?
*..................*
*next*
Katherine:Im voting out ali cause she just like dislikes people for no reason an i think its really stupid
*next*
Roy:I vote out blake because he looks the least like a charachter from the simpsons
*next*
Paul:Diana cause her spanish is such a turn off .....
*next*
Diana:Spanyana manyos lestarotamenatya
*...err ok*
Hannah:Ummmmmm kristy cause she isnt as cool as she thinks she is
*thats all for tonight*
Molly:What about me
*sorry molly times up*
Molly:..........*cries*
*This is big brother i have talleyd up the votes.........an ali n blake you have the most votes............but you are not evicted because of tonights twist the person with the least votes is saying goodbye................Say goodbye mukissa*
Mukissa:You are fucking joking
Muzukisi:Oh no i can already feel the blackness dissapearing
Kristy:Mukissa man........
Blake:Oh well least it wasnt us
Ali:Wooop go US!
Samah:Ahh well mukissa wasnt attractive anyway
Hannah:Oh my god.........now i have a WHOLE BED TO WET TO MYSELF!!!
Lennox:Check on my camel man
Zenia:Remember mukissa there are no ugly people
Mukissa:Shutup please zenia
Alexia:Ciao Kid
Diana:Sianara
Paul:Bye
Chris:Bi.......................Sexual
Roy:Record the simpsons for me while im still here please i dont wanna miss a thing
Katherine:See ya shorty
Molly:Bye...........*cries*
Bowel of Fruit:.................
Mukissa:Goodbye guys..............
*Leaves big brother house*
*An to prepeare yourselves tomorow, It will be a girl only eviction so you can only nominate girls...........that is all*
Man with british akcent:Oh my god what a shock mukissa one of the most beloved people in the big brother series has been eliminated.....i wonder how the house will handle this ..tune in tomorow for the Celebration i mean errr next episode