Negrotees.6
On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z...goku talked for the first fifteen minutes then decided he needed to go to the bathroom only there was no TOILET PAPER! thus the z warriors had to find the dragon balls and wish for toilet paper...errr i mean back to the negrotees
Lenox:You must kiss him
Mukissa:I cant...its so dirty
Lenox:Mukissa you gotta do it...for the sake of the world
Mukissa:Why dont you do it
Lenox:Thats disgusting
Sir kissalot:SEE HA! YOU WONT DO IT WILL YOU!
Lenox:Yeah he is pretty disgusting
Kiearn:*eating cockroaches*...Muhahaha*chewing noises* you will never defeat me and my odour!
Ashley:Nyahahah!
Lenox:Wait i have a plan if we utalise the power of the dark afro comb we can probably fuse together and destroy them!
Sir kissalot:Thats a perfect idea
Lenox:Oh wait no we cant...its just a comb thats impossible
Sir kissalot:I hate you...argg my eyes whats happening?
Ashley:Eh hahanya! i am reflecting the light of my braces into your eyes thus enabling you unable to see!
Sir kissalot:We are doomed
Chris:*transforms back into a human...but still unnatractive* And you will never defeat me for i have the force*takes out lightsaber*
Blake:Hey leave them alone!
Sir kissalot:Blake!
Mzukisi:*gets up of ground* ha you guys are in for it now
Blake:I will fuck the ass of evil!
Kiearn:Yay!*still eating cockroaches*
Blake:Errr ...actually i think ill just kill you
Kiearn:I would like to see you try
Blake:Behold my gay powers...ARGGGGG*hair changes colour*...awww nah i dont like it this colour it dosent really match my shirt
Sir kissalot:*powers done*...ok i give up bad guys you can kill me just please kill blake first hes just so gay
Blake:Have you had enough?
Chris:.....
Blake:NOW BEHOLD MY EXTREMLY TIGHT SHORTS!
Ashley:AHHHH! ITS SO HOT THAT ITS CAUSING THE METAL IN MY MOUTH TO EXPAND*head explodes*
Chris:That dosent make sense why would he die because of that....OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING!
Kiearn:Hahahah my odour barrier is to much for you
Chris:Ha it wasnt that powerful
Lenox:Umm chris your eyes are on fire
Chris:Oh yeah they are...AHHHHHH *transforms*.....No wait i shouldnt have done that*flops to floor and struggled to breathe*
Blake:Its time to finish you kiearn........KAAAAAA....MAAAAA.....HAAA
Mzukisi:I didnt know gay people could do that
Mukissa:Yeah they can it was on the discovery channel
Mzukisi:Really?
Mukissa:Yeah...but overall the sho w was bad it was mainly due to the fact that the lighting in some areas was just totally all wrong and well yeah the man who was talking didnt put enough passion in it
Mzukisi:Oh yeah you need good lighting you know what movie had good lighting ummm Legally Blonde
Mukissa:Yeah thats true
Mzukisi:It was abit lacking in story though
Mukissa:Definently
Lenox:Guys...did you all just forget about the intense battle scene?
Mukissa:Oh yeah carry on
Blake:MAAAAAAAY YAAA!*shoots bolt of energy at kiearn*
Kiearn:*destroys kiearns odour*
Blake:Now what kiearn?
Kiearn:Oh no without my odour im just extremly unnatractive...i give up
Blake:And now to finish him of*bend kiearn over*
Mukissa:Uh oh...
Lenox:This aint gona be pretty
Mzukisi:Hey hey hey i wanna see where this is going
Mukissa:Your so gay
Mzukisi:NOT GAY! just curouis...
Blake:*slaps kiearns ass*
Kiearn:*head explodes and dies*
Blake:Now you chris...
Chris:Oh a slap thats ok
Blake:No im going to fuck you in the ass!
Chris:NEVER*jumps into X-wing and flies into the sunset*
Mukissa:Thanks blake
Blake:Dont thank me...he will back
Mukissa:And im sure he will come back even more uglier
Lenox:I had a bright idea guys...why dosent blake join the negrotees
Mzukisi:Yeah why not?
Blake:Im flatterd thanks...but i cant join you guys....i must achieve my dream of opening hairdressing shops worldwide with sexual titles such as "Le Sex" and..."Come in here for a good time"
Mukissa:Are you sure you wanna fufill your stereotype? i mean you would be a great assest to our team
Mzukisi:Yes blake does have great assets...*drools*
Blake:Nah guys ...maybe our paths will cross again and if your near oxford street pop by my house....its the one with all the holes along the wall
And so the heroes once again where saved by somebody else...but what of chris? will he come back with an even uglier crew of white people or will he try to download star wars porn...probably both
Lenox:You must kiss him
Mukissa:I cant...its so dirty
Lenox:Mukissa you gotta do it...for the sake of the world
Mukissa:Why dont you do it
Lenox:Thats disgusting
Sir kissalot:SEE HA! YOU WONT DO IT WILL YOU!
Lenox:Yeah he is pretty disgusting
Kiearn:*eating cockroaches*...Muhahaha*chewing noises* you will never defeat me and my odour!
Ashley:Nyahahah!
Lenox:Wait i have a plan if we utalise the power of the dark afro comb we can probably fuse together and destroy them!
Sir kissalot:Thats a perfect idea
Lenox:Oh wait no we cant...its just a comb thats impossible
Sir kissalot:I hate you...argg my eyes whats happening?
Ashley:Eh hahanya! i am reflecting the light of my braces into your eyes thus enabling you unable to see!
Sir kissalot:We are doomed
Chris:*transforms back into a human...but still unnatractive* And you will never defeat me for i have the force*takes out lightsaber*
Blake:Hey leave them alone!
Sir kissalot:Blake!
Mzukisi:*gets up of ground* ha you guys are in for it now
Blake:I will fuck the ass of evil!
Kiearn:Yay!*still eating cockroaches*
Blake:Errr ...actually i think ill just kill you
Kiearn:I would like to see you try
Blake:Behold my gay powers...ARGGGGG*hair changes colour*...awww nah i dont like it this colour it dosent really match my shirt
Sir kissalot:*powers done*...ok i give up bad guys you can kill me just please kill blake first hes just so gay
Blake:Have you had enough?
Chris:.....
Blake:NOW BEHOLD MY EXTREMLY TIGHT SHORTS!
Ashley:AHHHH! ITS SO HOT THAT ITS CAUSING THE METAL IN MY MOUTH TO EXPAND*head explodes*
Chris:That dosent make sense why would he die because of that....OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING!
Kiearn:Hahahah my odour barrier is to much for you
Chris:Ha it wasnt that powerful
Lenox:Umm chris your eyes are on fire
Chris:Oh yeah they are...AHHHHHH *transforms*.....No wait i shouldnt have done that*flops to floor and struggled to breathe*
Blake:Its time to finish you kiearn........KAAAAAA....MAAAAA.....HAAA
Mzukisi:I didnt know gay people could do that
Mukissa:Yeah they can it was on the discovery channel
Mzukisi:Really?
Mukissa:Yeah...but overall the sho w was bad it was mainly due to the fact that the lighting in some areas was just totally all wrong and well yeah the man who was talking didnt put enough passion in it
Mzukisi:Oh yeah you need good lighting you know what movie had good lighting ummm Legally Blonde
Mukissa:Yeah thats true
Mzukisi:It was abit lacking in story though
Mukissa:Definently
Lenox:Guys...did you all just forget about the intense battle scene?
Mukissa:Oh yeah carry on
Blake:MAAAAAAAY YAAA!*shoots bolt of energy at kiearn*
Kiearn:*destroys kiearns odour*
Blake:Now what kiearn?
Kiearn:Oh no without my odour im just extremly unnatractive...i give up
Blake:And now to finish him of*bend kiearn over*
Mukissa:Uh oh...
Lenox:This aint gona be pretty
Mzukisi:Hey hey hey i wanna see where this is going
Mukissa:Your so gay
Mzukisi:NOT GAY! just curouis...
Blake:*slaps kiearns ass*
Kiearn:*head explodes and dies*
Blake:Now you chris...
Chris:Oh a slap thats ok
Blake:No im going to fuck you in the ass!
Chris:NEVER*jumps into X-wing and flies into the sunset*
Mukissa:Thanks blake
Blake:Dont thank me...he will back
Mukissa:And im sure he will come back even more uglier
Lenox:I had a bright idea guys...why dosent blake join the negrotees
Mzukisi:Yeah why not?
Blake:Im flatterd thanks...but i cant join you guys....i must achieve my dream of opening hairdressing shops worldwide with sexual titles such as "Le Sex" and..."Come in here for a good time"
Mukissa:Are you sure you wanna fufill your stereotype? i mean you would be a great assest to our team
Mzukisi:Yes blake does have great assets...*drools*
Blake:Nah guys ...maybe our paths will cross again and if your near oxford street pop by my house....its the one with all the holes along the wall
And so the heroes once again where saved by somebody else...but what of chris? will he come back with an even uglier crew of white people or will he try to download star wars porn...probably both
posted by M- at Sunday, June 25, 2006
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