Big brother(episode 6)

Man with british akcent:Today we will see the house after the shock eviction of mukissa
*in the lounge room*
Lennox:Now......mukissa is gone
Muzukisi:Whats wrong lennox?
Lennox:People keep leaving.....its so hurtful, and i just wish i had my camel.....
Kristy:Lennox stop sniveling mukissa wouldnt want you this way
Lennox:I cant take this house anymore..........*bursts into tears*
*This is big brother....tonight is movie night we are going to watch one movie .......out of these choices, everybody to the lounge room to vote, the choices are........Cruel Intentions, The Matrix, The history of boxes an box related accesories, Willi Wonka an the Choclate Factory, Star wars III, U got served, The Bfg(big friendly giant), and The Ring, Now ....i have changed the rules so molly must make the decision wich movie to watch......and everybody else you cannot say anything until she has made her choice*
Molly:Ohhhh ummm well........i remember ali,s favourite movie was the history of boxes or was it cruel intentions.........god they are so similar with their great plotline an star cast.....hmmmm welll oh wait star wars......ewww more like nerd wars, willi wonka well alexia said jonny depp wasnt hot in that one so nah..........an u got served well it just reminds me of mukissa to much...so i will stick with the history of boxes
*Ok the movie will be on shortly the rest of you housemates may comment*
Chris:Molly......i want to kill you
Roy:Yeah just like that time on the simpsons
Alexia:Shutup roy this is important its like.......arhhh IT DOSENT MATTER THAT HE WASNT THAT HOT HES STILL HOT!!!
Ali:What the fuck skank? who cares its only willi wonka .......we dont get to see how hot RYAN PHILLIP IS??!!!!
Blake:Geeez calm down ali dont have an orgasm
Samah:An why didnt you watch you got served huh???!!!! typical big brother gives us more attractive people less privlages
Katherine:....I wish we coulda seen the bfg its a nice story about a friendly giant just like me
Hannah:*falls down*
Zenia:Why cant we all leave molly alone because we all need to realise there are no ugly people only.......etc
Kristy:Why always say that same thing for?
Muzukisi:Mmmmmmmmm
Diana:Trcko pestroy pestmanyanoitreska
Paul:SHUTUP!!!!...........I DONT WANNA WATCH ANY MOVIE THATS NOT DIANA NAKED............*bunch of idiots.....oh crap i said the thinking part loud and the loud part thinking*
*3hours later.........an thats the history of boxes*
Ali:Dammit i have run outta songs to dedicate to blake
Blake:You better fuckn find some more you dumb slut
Kristy:You shouldnt call ali a slut you know
Blake:Or else what kristy huh huh YOU THINK YOU GOING TO BE A NINJA AN FLIP OUT.......ha know cause your a pathetic dog.......lay down like the dog you are
Ali:Kristy just leave us alone
Kristy:YOU BITCH i was tryna help
*in the pool area*
Chris:Im not a yob ya know samah
Samah:Sure you arent
Chris:No im a very charming person once you get to know me*burps*
Samah:Well im going to put my pink bikini on very slowly an sexually you can watch if you want
Chris:Dont mind if a do!!
*In the lounge room*
Paul:Please can i see your boobs?
Diana:NISPENYANO!!!!!!!
Paul:What if i give you this much money........*pulls out pocket lint*
Alexia:Paul you are such a sleaze
Paul:I know im sorry alexia.........please forgive me
Alexia:Oh alright
Paul:Can i have a hug?
Alexia:*hugs paul*
Paul*hugs alexia*hey alexia while im hugging you i was wondering since we are out of milk may i suck on your nipple for just like a minute
Alexia:........*slowly backs away*
*In the bed room*
Hannah:With mukissa gone i get to wet the bed all to myself
Katherine:Is that a good thing?
Hannah:Hehehehhehe yep
Molly:Ummmm guys the bowel of fruit is on my bed..
Bowel of Fruit:.............
Hannah:SooOoOoO?
Molly:Ummmm it has no legs so how did it move?
Bowel of Fruit:.............
Katherine:Ahhh who cares
Hannah:That is a puzzlment
*This is big brother we have a shock announcment one housmate has asked to leave the house...........this housemate is...............LENNOX!!...everybody to the lounge room*
Lennox:Im sorry guys just with mukissa gone an ......my camel back home i cant take this pressure anymore im sorry i have to leave
Kristy:Lennox you are weak
Lennox:*leaves house*
Ali:Poor lennox
Blake:Ali stop pretendin to care about lennox leaving an start dedicating more mariah carey songs to me
*This is big brother...........the female eviction is going to start right now........and with 2 twists only the males can vote and the other twist will be revealed later*
*in the diary room*
Muzukisi:Mmmm i think im going to vote out katherine because she is still making me insecure about my height
*next*
Chris:I vote out ali for sure because ........well she dosent have a hot pink bikini
*next*
Roy:I vote out ali cause this one time on the simpsons.......
*...shutup roy*
Blake:Im going to vote out ZENIA cause all her friendship an ugly people rubbish is so annoying i just wanna throw her out the window into a bin then then throw the bin into the river then throw the river into outer space
*This is big brother the votes have been tallied an unfortunetly ali you have been evicted...........and the twist is that its a double eviction an since its a tie between katherine an zenia to see who goes we are going to have to play a very challenging an fair game to see who gets voted out..if your name is zenia you must leave the house*
Katherine:Well my name is katherine
Zenia:An my name is zenia..........no wait oh shit goddamit these brainbusters
*Zenia and ali please exit the house an since blake n ali are counted as one person that means all three of you have to leave*
Blake:Fuck your so stupid ali............*leaves house*
Zenia:World PEACE*LEAVES HOUSE*
Ali:Woop*leaves house*

Man with british akcent:We are getting closer an closer to the final episode with 3 people evicted tonight this is truly a shocker with only 7people remainig and a bowel of fruit this is going to get X-treme