Dirt Company.1

Matthew:So you will be able to save my dirt company
Mukissa:Dont you worry sir if there is one thing i know its saving companys now first off we are going to need to do a screening test ya know find some new employees get a bit drunk the usual business pretty straighforward
Matthew:Get drunk eh wait...
Mukissa:You just go relax in your office sir and allow me to save your business after all i am your advisor
Matthew:Ok ok

*at the screening test*
Mukissa:Well your qaulifications are good but im sorry we cant hire you
Mzukisi:May i ask why?
Mukissa:To be straightforward...your just to ugly for this company
Mzukisi:Excuse me?
Mukissa:I mean this company has an image to uphold and well with that hideous facial disfigurment there is no possible way we could hire you
Mzukisi:I dont have a hideous facial whatever this is discrimination
Mukissa:Listen mate ill tell you what i can do i can forward over a reccomandation to the travelling circus you be the worlds ugliest man i hear it pays good...no wait no i didnt i heard it pays awfull ahh we;; good luck
Mzukisi:*walks outta the door*
Kristy:Hi
Mukissa:You must be kristy mamril...your qaulifications are too good
Kristy:Well thank you
Mukissa:But there seems to be a slight problem
Kristy:What is it?
Mukissa:Your asian
Kristy:I dont see how thats a problem
Mukissa:Well asians are smarter than normal people so well its kinda unfair
Kristy:Thats just a stereotype
Mukissa:Excuse me could you please refrain from talking in asian i cant understand
Kristy:This is rubbish your just making fun of me
Mukissa:*Presses intercom button*...send in the translator
Kristy:I dont need this*walks out of room*

*ten minutes later*
Roy:Sir sir sir sir sir
Mukissa:And thats about ten minutesssssss nnnnnow!
Roy:Why did you keep me waiting for ten minutes?
Mukissa:Because sonny boy working for a dirt company requires patience and well you just passed the test
Roy:So i have a job here?
Mukissa:Yep
Roy:Thank you sir
Mukissa:Woah woah woah...it was just a joke serouisly just get out
Roy:But but...
Mukissa:*glares at roy*...you know where the door is
Alexia:Hi
Mukissa:Lets cut the crap ok you want this job and i have the power to give it to you
Alexia:Err ok...
Mukissa:I dont like you and you dont like me
Alexia:I like you
Mukissa:Ok i dont like you and you like me
Alexia:Im sure if you gave it a chance you could learn to like me
Mukissa:Alright ...ummm errr what are you good at
Alexia:I can make a really cold ice tea...the extra ingredient is an extra ice cube....
Mukissa:Ice tea ehh more of a dr pepper fan myself
Alexia:Ewwww dr pepper
Mukissa:Im sorry but someone with an attitude such as yours cant work for us
Alexia:Your just not giving me the job because i hate dr pepper
Mukissa:No its much more in depth than that and SHUTUP!
*ten minutes later*
Mukissa:Oh crap another person i better act proffesional*puts pants back on*
Paul:Hey dont put your pants on just because im in here
Mukissa:Oh a smart ass we need people like that working here
Paul:Thats why i came here
Mukissa:So tell me what do you excell in
Paul:I excell in the study of chronobyothermac radiotology
Mukissa:Uh ha...yeah you just made that up didnt you?
Paul:NO...yes
Mukissa:Im dissapointed in you i thought more of you you looked so promising
Paul:Really i did?
Mukissa:No but im required by law to say it...
Paul:Oh alright see you then
Ashley:G'day
Mukissa:Well mr holden i have misplaced you resume so i am going to need you to tell me your prevouis jobs
Ashley:Aint got none
Mukissa:Oh ok then...what is it that you excell out?
Ashley:Nuffin!
Mukissa:Right right...and what makes you think you can work at a dirt company
Ashley:I dont its just ma mum is makin me get a job or else ima get kicked out
Mukissa:Ok ok...well what do you excell at?
Ashley:I can...well nuffin
Mukissa:O i see...what are your intrests?
Ashley:I like that movie you know die hard
Mukissa:Oh yeah i prefer the sequel better
Ashley:There aint no sequel
Mukissa:Yes there is
Ashley:No there aint!
Mukissa:Its no there isnt and yes their is
Ashley:Wha?
Mukissa:Just get out
*ten minutes later*
Mukissa:So he died on the cross for our sins you say?
Lenox:Yep
Mukissa:And what does that have to do with you wanting a job here?
Lenox:I can have a job that requires to keep moral up in the office i can spread gods loving voice to people
Mukissa:Ok look...we arent a gay dirt company so im going to have to ask you to leave
Blake:Oh hello hey hows everybody doing are you all doing super?
Mukissa:Ok look...im going to tell you like i told the other guy...
*one hour later*
Katherine:Sorry im late i had to devise a well thought out plan to get through the door i kept hitting my head on the door frame
Mukissa:So thats what that banging sound was i thought it was my car
Katherine:Your car is upstairs.....?
Mukissa:Listen we dont really have any more positions available so yeah i cant hire you
Chris:WOAH SORRY IM LATE ME MATE DAVO WAS AT THE PUB AND...
Ali:Im sorry to bother you but did you see an extremly gay person come in here
Mukissa:OK ALL OF YOU JUST SHUTUP and ill awnser all your questions......just wait..........ok its now my lunch brake see ya!

*in matts office*
Matthew:So did you eh hire eh new staff?
Mukissa:Yeah ummm well about that...
Matthew:Because im not eh paying you till you fund ah new staff ok?
Mukissa:Oh i found a new staff...yeah they will be in tomorow
Matthew:Your not just going to go back and call the people that you just rejected and give them the job are you?
Mukissa:No no no no no...im going to go back and ummm*jumps out window*