Big Brother(episode 8)

*This is big brother its time for the early morning eviction....to the diary room*
Chris:Well im choosing to vote out samah because she takes to fucking long to get ready for bed an its really annoying an the only good thing about her is when she slowly an sexually puts on her bikini
*next*
Roy:Well im voting out muzukisi because well the less guys in this house the more chances for me to SCORE with CHIX BRO!!!
*next*
Diana:Ekpanyano miastos
*.........moving along*
Paul:Alexia because she didnt let me suck her nipple
*next*
Alexia:Because paul is just so god damn pathetic i mean he wanted to suck my nipple who the hell would want to do that?
*next*
Kristy:Well chris because all he does is watch samah undress slowly an sexually its really frustrating me
*next*
Katherine:I want to vote out chris because ...i almost accidently stood on him the other day
*next*
Hannah:Im going to vote out chris because his bad breath....is really disturbing i mean he was brushing his teeth.....an the toothpaste turned black because his breath was so rancid
*next*
Muzukisi:I vote katherine cause her tallness is still making me insacure
*next*
Bowel of Fruit:....................
*aaaanyway..........next*
Molly:NOW PLEASE BIG BROTHER PLEASE PLEASE LET ME VOTE I NEVER GET A CHANCE TO vote ok ok ok wooo i almost always get cut off by you well im going to vote out..........wait your going to say next arent you?....
*YES... next*
Samah:Well im getting sick of molly an that bowel of fruit i mean it cant even talk she is always so bloody obsessed with it its just annoying....!!!!
*This is big brother..............the votes have been tallied and chris im sorry you have been evicted*
Chris:MUTHA FUKA PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER!!!.......*leaves house*
Roy:Isnt anyone going to look like they care?
Alexia:O i miss him*cries fake tears*
Roy:Those tears look fake
Alexia:How would you know how i feel?
Roy:Well because you put "cries fake tears in an asterix,s just up above"
Alexia:Yessss roy..........
Hannah:Finally now i will have the shower free without some guy with bad breath purving on me
Kristy:This house has lost a lot of ninjanesss
Roy:Just like that time on the simpsons when bart was feeling sad and....
Hannah:*pushes roy out of way*......so kristy who do you think will get evicted first you or me?......well i think i will outlast you because i have massive sex appeal*falls down*
Kristy:Why say that for?.......just cause i dont dress like a skank
Hannah:Ummm kristy im wearing baggy trackies with an adidas jacket in XL size
Kristy:WELL SORRY YOUR HIGHNESS CANT ALL AFFORD FANCY FRENCH THINGS LIKE "Adidas"
Hannah:Its not french
Muzukisi:OoOooOoO iz on now.....LETS SETTLE THIS IN A RAP BATTLE!!!*puts on black music*
Kristy:Nah hannah is a loooser shes a bloody boozer she cant handle her alcohoal or my rymes because in this house i rap in perfect time
Muzukisi:Awwww shit
Hannah:Well at least i have a watch the can tell the time an yo rymes are wack how the hell do they stay in time, they so wack its like you aint even tryna be black
Kristy:Man what the hell was that, I dont need to try to be black, My rymes aint wack they more black than your entire funeral closet, my rymes are so tight they make your tight jeans look loose, awww shit now take that an REWIND IT BACK!!!
Hannah:Well ok, Check dis out, Yo im the tightest rapper since tupac, Im even much more black, Your rymes sound like childrens nursery rymes...
Paul:Hey both of you............SHUTUP!!!!
Diana:Chrestaynao menyas!!!*hits paul*
Katherine:Paul behave or ill crush you with my pinkie finger
Samah:Im taking offense to what just happend that is not how all black people solve problems an further more
Paul:SHUTUP!!!
Katherine:*crushes paul with pinkie finger*
Molly:So bowel of fruit how has your time been in the house?
Bowel of Fruit:................
Samah:Why are you always talking to that bowel of fruit
Man with British Akcent:Ok well the house seems to be having some conflict, But we are down to our last 8 housmates.......what else could happen?