Monday, December 19, 2005

Friends(The Airport part 2)

Hannah:Hello is chris,paul and mzukisi here yet?
Trainee:Excuse me ma'm i only have five minutes left on this shift so please leave me alone
Molly:Ummm hannah are you aware that this isnt the airport
Hannah:O really then why is the trainee wearing a plane on his shirt
Trainee:Ma'm the plane on my shirt represents the fastness that we will be able to deliver the pizza's in
Molly:Ha whos the idiot now hannah!
Hannah:Molly your standing in a toilet
Molly:.....GODDAMIT NOT AGAIN THATS THE THIRD PAIR OF JEANS I HAVE WRECKED
Hannah:YOU MEAN THE THIRD PAIR OF MY JEANS!
Molly:Whatever
Mukissa:Shouldnt we go to the airport!! or something
Delivery Man:Hello ummm I have some Very very old Fine China fromthe period When Emperor Ping-Pong ruled japan
Hannah:HEY I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DELIVERY MAN*falls over and breaks china*
Audience:Hahahahahahha
Mukissa:Everybody Run!!!
*at the airport*
Chris:Hey guys well the trip was fun we really need to go now
Alexia:Hey kids whats the rush?
Chris:No time to explain lets just leave
Custom Officers:Excuse me Chris marshall is there a chris marshall here?
Chris:No my name is Christaperry Winkle Jefferson
Custom Oficcers:Well you are white and only ethnic people do illigeal things......
Paul:Hey guys
Cow:Mooooo
Molly:Whats with the cow guys?
Paul:Well mzukisi kinda...err he kinda got stuck
Audience:Hahahahhaha
*at home*
Hannah:Hey you guys look on the television!
Reporter:This is an urgent news bulletin 50kilograms of pot have been smuggled into our country by a person named chris marshall...this is what the police have to say
Police:Well we dont have any leads but we are almost certain this criminal is of ethnic origon
*turns tv off*
Mukissa:So chris show me the drugs
Chris:Man i almost got caught you better pay me a lot of money for this stuff
Mukissa:Man ill pay you with my friendship
Chris:Not for this you wont! this is qaulity stuff i took it right out of somebodys garden
Mukissa:Ummmm chris thats just a bag of grass
Chris:If i just have a bag of grass where is.....oh i fed the weed to the cow then
Cow:Mooooo
Mukissa:You are so stupid.....
Lenox:Hello
Pauk:Hannah you fukn idiot did you open the door again for another stranger
Hannah:Hey i only did it last time cause he offerd me candy
Lenox:Hello how would you all like to dicover jesus?here take this complementry bible*throws chris bible*
Chris:Ahhhhh it Burns!!!!
Lenox:Our lord and savouir is returning....IN HIS NEW MOVIE JESUS STRIKES BACK!!!
Chris:Man that is such a rip off of star wars
Mukissa:Hey nobody like star wars anyway
Chris:*cries*
Audience:Awwwwww
Hannah:Hey guys look at what i can do ....*lights stick on fire* Hehehehe arent i cool?
Alexia:Ummm hannah you do know that isnt a stick thats a glow stick and it says on the glow stick "do not expose to fire"
Hannah:Uh oh.....Ill throw it into the TOILET!!!
Alexia:But molly is in ....uummm go right ahead
Hannah:*opens door*......*throws flaming rod into toilet*
Molly:HANNAH!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST THROW IN THE TOILET?
Hannah:Ummmm nothing
Molly:Could you please close the door?
Hannah:Yeah sure*closes door*........*door falls down*
Molly:Why does god hate me....
Mukissa:Hahahhaha
Alexia:Hahahahaha
Cow:Moooooo*mzukisi: ummm guys lil help*
Chris:Hahahahaha
Paul:Hahahahha
Mukissa/Alexia/Hannah/Chris/Paul:Oh molly!

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