"Earth"(part 2)

Mukissa:*yawn*....arghhh where the heck am i?
????:Welcome aboard the SSM4. Bounty, earthling
Mukissa:What?......where is lenox and hannah?
????:Not to worry they are saftley secured in the boiling room
Mukissa:In the what?!?!!
????:You will be joining them soon so there is no need to start freaking out i would say just enjoy life.....well the 15minutes of it you have left that is, Oh by the way my name is Blake i will be your Death today
Narrator:The SSM4.Bounty is grade 4 of 69 grades of bounty hunter ships, These bounty hunters are hired by various planets to capture people/humaniods/cyborgs/Burblegrapps/Monsters/Other icky things, Unfortunetly for the crew of hannah's ship whilst the mariah carey song was played this bounty ship heard the song and zoomed in on their location and captured them even worse though they plan to cram them full of vasoline and boil them alive to cook the vasoline inside their stomach, They obvuisly have never heard of one of the most recent inventions...a stove, Apparently its a Votorb delicacy but they dont even enjoy the stuff they just take it to their party's to impress their rich friends at the disgusint delicacy they pretend to enjoy
Mukissa:Wait wait.....YOUR BOILING MY FRIENDS!!!
????:Yes yes we are
Mukissa:Surley there is no need for this
????:Its our job sorry........*ding* oh time for you to join your friends
Mukissa:Goddamit!!!
*in the boling room*
Mukissa:Hey guys how you doin?
Hannah:O good fine fine EXCEPT I WAS JUST FORCED TO EAT 5TUBS OF VASELINE!!!
Lenox:Yeah this shiz is wack you needa blast us outta here you cut me?
Mukissa:.........
????:...............
Mukissa:.......
????:Does he always talk like that?
Mukissa:Yeah
????:Your going to be boiled first.......ok bring in the heatam
Narrator:A heatam is a device that you place inside your belly button and it boils everything inside your stomach
Lenox:Awwww no cmon man not me your braking ma ballz!!!
????:*straps device to lenox*........now silence in about 5minutes you will feel an exrutiating pain inside your stomach
Lenox:Ggggguys help me!!! Theyz gona Killerize me
Mukissa:Lifes hard man
Hannah:Ahh only if these ropes werent so tight......wait I GOT IT IM FREE no wait....i just seem to have tightend even more.....the blood circulation is being cut off......getting dizzy
Narrator:The planet where hannah is from Hullumopia is more like a half a planet the race their is so clumsy they have taken out half their planet....it happend when one day when the whole planet was having a parade when they all fell down at the same time thus creating a massive shockwave resulting in a giant earthquake taking out half the planet
????:No i need full circulation for the vaseline to be boiled properly*tries to unloose knot*
Hannah:*breaks out* Your going down.....now wait step to the left
????:*steps to the left*.....Why did i have to step
Hannah:Because you are going DOWN!!! *Presses switch that says in giant red letters press in case of bounty hunter trying to boil you* presses button to hard and button gets jammed
Mukissa:Nice.....work FEKN IDIOT!
Narrator:The chances of a Hullum doing something smart that will succed twice in a row is at an Improbability factor of Three to 2million for thousand eight hundred at fourty two wich by a coincedence is also the amount of Hullum's alive after the giant earthquake
????:Because of that little attempt to kill me i know shall take the heatam of that earthling and put it on you*takes it of lenox*
Lenox:Phew that was a close call
Hannah:No listen if you just put that back on lenox im sure we can talk out our differences
Lenox:WAHT THE FO SHIZ!!!??
Hannah:Shhh i have a plan
????:I can hear you....you know?
Hannah:Can you or am i an illusion?
????:What?
Hannah:Exactly?
Mukisssa:...........?
????:Ok well im just going to put this on you right now*the timer counted off*.........ahhh ITS ON MY HAND GET IT OFF IT HURTS ITS BURNING!!!!
Hannah:Pfft baby.....woaaah*falls back onto the switch*
????:Oh shit..........i will be BACK REMEMBER MY NAME ITS....*Falls down*
Mukissa:.....nice work hannah
Lenox:So that was yo plan?
Hannah:No actually the plan was to sacrifice you and i escape
Lenox:.......
Mukissa:Hey err where did he go?
Hannah:He probably got vaccumed into space its not important, Whats strange is why there was only one person on this ship
Lenox:Hey bra'z i found somethin its another person like us humans
Hannah:Wait a minute*checks back of so called persons neck* this is not a human this is an andriod......It says Model A-13514 hmmmm it looks pretty old it must have been a helper droid....
A-13514:CRUSH KILL DESTROY!!! DESTROY ALL INTRUDERS!!!!
Hannah:Uh oh RUN!!!
A-13514:.............*turns off*
Hannah:Its energy cube must be damaged *opens up robots stomach*......hmmm ill just take this out*throws energy cube onto ground* Oh yeah guys be very careful those cubes can explode from a slight breeze......and there we go
A-13514:Hi
Mukissa:Woah what did you replace the cube with?
Hannah:A can of vaseline, I cant even belived it worked
A-13514:Hi im alexia and i will be your waiter today
Mukissa:Errrrr?
Lenox:I would like a cheeseburger and a happy meal
Alexia:*Rubs vaseline in lenox's face*........MEEP MEEP!!!
Hannah:Ummm i think the robot is having personality defects
Mukissa:Maybe....ITS BECAUSE YOU REPLACED ITS CORE WITH VASELINE!!!!
Hannah:Ewwww vaseline that just reminded me i feel like im gona be sick QUICK mukissa locate the bathroom on the computer it should be the green switch
*runs to computer room*
Narrator:On a standard bounty hunters ship the buttons are all black and white because bount hunters use special goggles wich show the true colours of the buttons.....bounty hunters did this so if they died on a mission nobody could take their ship and use it properly, At an improbabilty factor of Thirty two to Five thousand that he will hit the right switch and we know mukissa isnt the luckiest of humans well apart from surving earth
Mukissa:Ok ok ok ok ok.............eenie meenie mine mo*presses button*
Computer:Toilet Activated
Mukissa:Go mukissa GO MUKISSA ITS MA BIRTHDAY I GOT MAIL BABAY!!!
Narrator:Eenie meenie mine mo was a song in a very well organised orchastra wich they played on their flutes unfortunetly for the race that created it ........the teeenies they where sqaushed out by the humans on planet earth years ago by little kids and when they stepped on the little teenies by a coincedence they made a squish sound like meenie mine mo whenever they were flattend
Mukissa:*Panel opens above mukissa's head*......What the hell is that falling down from the OH MY GOD!!!!!.....AHHHHHHHHHH
Computer:We have an incoming transmission from planet vortob