"Earth"(part 1)

Narrator:It ws a very interesting day this day the sun was shining a deep red wich had never happend well not in this galaxy anyway, now we must crossover to a small suburb where a very young interesting young man lives, He had just woken up and went to the fridge to get himself a peach, the peach was very well rounded a nice shade of pink he bit into the apple when he heard a sudden strike of laughter outside his house as he wonderd outside to here this extremely irritating noise he came across a very odd site i belive he best put the words as.....
Mukissa:HOLY MERCIFUL CRAP OF CANADA! what the hell is this?, why is there a clown juggling peaches and laughing histericaly?
Clown:Hehehehehe!!!! im here to make you laugh
Narrator:At that exact moment by no coincedence clown's were now being considerd as a special race of people...intresting no?, More importantly this is when his very good friend lenox decided to pay him a visit
Lenox:Mukissa cuzzzz
Mukissa:Hey lenox ignore the clown i have no idea why one is here
Lenox:Its ok fo shiz bro i was just chillin at ma crib and i went out for a cut and i saw this wack clown badizzlin outside ma 'ome
Narrator:You might be thinking is this lenox character an alien of some sort, The awnser is no he is 100% human ....ever since he was born it has been a mystrey why he has this strange dylect
Mukissa:This is really strange....hey clown why are you here
Clown:I am here to entertain you one last time before....HAHEHAHAHEEHEHEHA
Lenox:If he dosent Cut that wack talk ima pop ma 44. into his head
Narrator:A .44 is a army issue desert eagle capable of piercing the skin and causing a spread out effect of nerve damage to the body by an amazing coincedence it also a number banned in 3states with no connection to eachother
Mukissa:Mmmmmm this is really strange
Clown:Only 5minutes left till HAHAHAH TIME!!!
Lenox:This clown is gettin me G'd to do some cap bustin cuz
Narrator:That is when another when of mukissa's friend called hannah a lifeform not from this planet, She was un-usually clumsy but what do you expect from a Hullum who lives on one of the closest planets to the biggest sun
Mukissa:Hey hannah
Hannah:Listen you two we have to leave*falls over*
Lenox:What you spittin?
Hannah:This planet has 4minutes till it explodes
Mukissa:What are you talking about?
Hannah:This clown its a warning listen the spaceships there coming
Lenox:Saaay WHAT?
Hannah:Look up in the sky you idiots
Narrator:Ironicly mukissa had a habbit of never looking up into the sky because he feared that a bird would poo on his eye at the exact brief second he would look up little did he know the chances of that happening are at an Improbabilty factor of One to Five hundred thousand eight hundred and fourty three
Mukissa*looks up* oh my god there are spaceships in the sky
Hannah:I know that is why we have to leave now
Mukissa:But but space ships......THEY DONT EXIST none of this makes sense.....
Hannah:Of course they exist what do you think the dolphins have been telling you?
Lenox:What chu jivin bout?
Hannah:Dolphins well they are always jumping out of the water, slapping their fin's together to get your attention i mean how could you not notice, they have being trying to warn you for millions of years........oh yeah your humans figures
Mukissa:I am so confused
Lenox:Errr Subwoofas?
Hannah:Ok listen we need to blast of this place....i have a capsule dont worry we will be able to get off this planet*takes out capsule*
Lenox:What th fa bizzle is diz?
Hannah:Its a capsule........just wait and see*throws capsule to ground*
Mukissa:Hey it like exploded into smoke and a spaceship appeard thats awesoume
Clown:Heheheh only 2minutes left!
Narrator:A portable capsule it was made by the creators at the capsule corparation, When you select the capsule you also select what type of craft you would like to have in it but unfortunetly due to the poor desighn of it they never figured out how to put the craft back into the capsule that is why in Mousies font(the smallest font known to man)Is written on the side of it
Hannah:Wait whats that sound?
Heavenly Voice:Hello earthlings we are the company PILOT your show has been canceld so we have been orderd to take you of the air you have about 1minute before we eliminate your planet do not complain about this we told the smartest of you......the dolphins to evacute the planet over 300years ago its not our fault you choose to ignore people on your planet and lock them up, Do not worry your Reality Show known as "Earth" is going to be replaced by a new show called "Its funny when it happens to them"
Lenox:Ha it iz tru though its funny when it happenz to dem!
Mukissa:Ummmmm so let me get this straight we are a reality show?
Hannah:There is no time just hop into the spaceship
Mukissa:Ok ok
Hannah:You to lenox
Lenox:Im down wit it
*Blasts off*
Mukissa:Errr hannah what did they mean earth is going to be canceld?
Hannah:Look out the window and you will see
Mukissa:*looks out window*...............my home planet JUST GOT DESTROYED, LENOX DID YOU SEE THAT!
Lenox:So hannah does this ship have like a mad stereo system?
Hannah:Arent either of you upset about this....i mean your home is destroyed
Mukissa:I didnt have many friends anyway
Lenox:Nah that place was itchin at me anyway
Mukissa:Hey why arent you upset about the destruction of earth?
Hannah:The thing is im kinda not from earth.....*accidently kicks lever*........uh oh
Mukissa:Hannah why did you just kick that lever that said.....incase of emergency never ever ever kick?
Hannah:This cant be good..........
*a mariah carey song is played*
Mukissa:Ahhhh i feel like my brain is being ripped out from my ears
Lenox:Turn this wack beat off
Hannah:Arghhhh it hurts......
Mukissa:Im blacking out.........
Narrator:Mariah carey is the most popular artist in the neblon galaxy for these reasons......The Cratos the ugliest race of monster's in the universe use mariah carey to torture handsome and beutiful looking monsters from the retox galaxy when those handsome and beutiful monster's hear the tune they start stratching at their face and nawing bits of their arms off. The end for now...