Saturday, December 03, 2005

Behind the Scenes again...

Man with British Akcent:Hello folks im talking to you from diana's house, Well paul refuses to let diana of her chain so she is unable to be reached for an interview so we must head to the next person.....the star known as molly.....the place we shall be interviewing her is the star palace hotel the most expensive hotel in the world
*At the hotel*
Man with British Akcent:Hello is molly in?
Hotel Clerk:Oh yes certainly she is in the dog kennel outside just take the dark alleyway past the seedy drug dealers outside and the broken down jail where convicted rapists and muderer's still lurk and then a right from there past the happy sunhine village.....where a terrible pack or wild rabbits killed everyone there and ate their children then go.....oh no wait the DOG KENNEL!!! i thought you mean death ranch oh the dog kennel is just out back
*out the back*
Man with British Akcent:Hello molly so this is how molly from tales of intrest lives it up ay?
Molly:I just stepped in my own...fesis
Man with British Akcent:Ummm err well will you be staying in tales of intrest next year?
Molly:Of course i will i want to maintain this great lifestyle so i gotta do it....*steps in dog poo*........FUCK!
Man with British Akcent:Well it was nice to know how much you love the series and how dedicated you are
Molly:Mukissa said if i didnt do it......he'd be back and take my THUMBS!!! I MEAN MY THUMBS!!!!
Man with British Akcent:Well thats a real shame....its time to meet one of the longest staring characters ever in tales of intrest .....Kristy Maril ....If im not mistaken thats a pokemon.....it was a joke so laugh...right NOW!
*at kristys house*
Kristy:TALES OF INTREST ROX MY SPOONS!!!
Man with British Akcent:Hey kristy its nice to see your such a die hard fan for tales of intrest
Kristy:I WOULD DIE FOR IT.....DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE FOR IT CAUSE I WILL!!!!
Man with British Akcent:Errr no dont but ummm will you be staring in the show next year
Kristy:Yes OF COURSE I WILL IM SO NINJA ILL FLIP OUT
Man with British Akcent:Thats getting a bit old now.....
Kristy:I KNOW THEY SAID THEY WOULD REPLACE ME BUT I HELD A KNIFE TO MY HAND AND SAID ID DO IT!
Man with British Akcent:Well folks...its time to interview the last person for this day,yes i am aware of that there are several people yet to be interviewd but they will be reached at a later date ....now for the final person .......its the creator himself MUKISSA LEHURAY who lives.......in 69th Im the Greatest street right of the corner of man you wish you were me road
*at mukissa's house*
Man with British Akcent:Hello?
Mukissa:You may enter pesant
Man with British Akcent:How do you explain your great success?
Mukissa:My money
Man with British Akcent:But how did you earn money its justa blog?
Mukissa:SILENCE BRITISH PERSON!........i am King Mukissa you may call me K.M
Man with British Akcent:But you arent a king.....and well how long do you plan on writing more stories?
Mukissa:As long as the fans keep reading....it keeps me going and makes me feel like iv made a difference to the world......and i just love all of you*cries*..............KIDDING IM DOING IT TILL I GET RICH!
Man with British Akcent:There you have it......its over keep watching for the next new series......starting very soon.......who knows it may be something like harry potter
Mukissa:Dont give it away
Man with British Akcent:Did i say harry potter i meant......THE apprentine err yeah
Mukissa:Idiot.......
Man with British Akcent:Hey at least i wasnt stoned at the interview
Mukissa:The only thing im HIGH! ON IS LOVE FOR MY FANS..........and weed

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