Dirt Company.2

Matthew:Eh listen up everybody the reason i called you all here to the meeting room is that we need a new cutting edge name to keep up with the times i think Dirt.Co is getting a bit old dont you think?...so im giving the entire day to figure out a new name for the company if anybody needs me i will be in my office

Paul:So is everybody cool with dirt.co?
*everybody agrees*
Chris:So what are we going to do for the next six hours of the day?
Paul:Well err....WHOS UP FOR AIR CRICKET!
*in matthews office*
Matthew:Mzukisi take a seat
Mzukisi:Whats wrong?
Matthew:The photocopier is broken mzukisi thats whats wrong
Mzukisi:I dont understand
Matthew:My sources have told me that you mzukisi broke it
Mzukisi:Are your sources chris and paul?
Matthew:Listen it dosent matter who they are what matters is i have a photocopier that dosent work
Mzukisi:I didnt brake it im telling you man! chris thought it would be funny to pour coffee on the machine and paul said "you wont" and thats how it happend
Matthew:Listen mzukisi nobody likes eh snitch we are a friendship company here
Mzukisi:But they snitched on me
Matthew:Im docking you your next three weeks salary
Mzukisi:But how will i afford to feed my thirteen ghetto children
Matthew:Not my problem
*in blakes cubicle*
Blake:And like oh my god i was totally like you did not say that
Ali:Hehehehe i have some more secrets i wanna tell tou
Blake:Oh quick go back to your cubicle mukissa is coming
Ali:Dont worry i will email them to you
Blake:Ok
Mukissa:Well well well what do we have here ali sneaking away from blakes cubicle if you werent gay i would have assumed she was doing your tax reports for you if ya know what i mean*nudges blake*
Blake:You are really bad at making jokes you know
Mukissa:Yeah roy gave me a list of jokes to use on fellow employees he called it "office humor*
Blake:I think you need to have a chat with him
Mukissa:Maybe your right

*in kristys cubicle*
Chris:So watcha doing?
Kristy:Im trying to file the companys records and then i have to get started on the balance sheet
Chris:You are so asian
Kristy:What does that mean exactly? are you trying to say just because i do my job around here that makes me "asian" how exactly are you defining the word asian are you using it as a statement that someone works hard?
Chris:.....
Kristy:Well?
Chris:Dare me to pour coffee in the printer then blame it on mzukisi?
Kristy:Now your just trying to avoid the question and further more why would you do that to a friend who is just trying to do his job like me
Chris:Did you just say you WONT DO IT?
Kristy:You know perfectly well i did not say that
Chris:Ahh fuck it im going to do it anyway

*in matthews office*
Matthew:Ashley the reason i have called you in here is that we arent exactly sure what you do here
Ashley:Eah!
Matthew:Could you please tell me what you have been doing for the past three days
Ashley:*takes out a cracker*....ummm i am supposed to regulate the core temperature of the water cooler every hour
Matthew:Did you just read that of a cracker?
Ashley:No
Matthew:Yes you did
Ashley:Oh yeah but its an original cracker
Matthew:The flavour of the cracker dosent mean anything
Ashley:Yeah it does that salt n vinegar flavour is terrible
Matthew:Ah mukissa glad of you to join us
Mukissa:Yeah?
Matthew:Did you assign him a job on a cracker
Mukissa:Yes...No.....maybe
Matthew:To regulate the temperature of the water cooler?
Mukissa:Well err sir somebody had to do it
Matthew:No they didnt
Mukissa:Wait a minute sir its roy i have to urgently talk to him
*in the office hallway*
Roy:You look angry whats wrong?
Mukissa:Roy i looked over the "office jokes" you gave me and well most of them are just swapping the first three letters with the word gay and the other jokes are just from the simpsons
Roy:Im sorry...
Mukissa:Listen roy i dont want to have to fire you but ya know if your jokes dont get any better
Roy:Im sorry sir i will watch funnier shows
Mukissa:You should watch scrubs ahh that dr cox he is the funniest man alive i mean on this one episode
Roy:Oh crap alexia is behind you quick look busy
Mukissa:*Starts playing gameboy* oh dammit alexia you made me loose my concentration and i had almost made it to level fifteen
Alexia:Excuse me?
Chris:You are so asian
Kristy:STOP MAKING THAT JOKE!
*near the water cooler*
Alexia:So what do you do here?
Paul:Well i run the air cricket game
Alexia:But what do you really do?
Paul:I came up with the cool name for the company
Alexia:Isnt the name exactly the same?
Paul:No no...definatly not
Alexia:Right...cause i think it is
Mukissa:ALEXIA WHERE IS MY ICE TEA?
Alexia:You never asked for one
Mukissa:Maybe or maybe i asked for one and you never got it
Alexia:No im pretty sure you didnt ask for one
Mukissa:Well then...i want you to get me one
Alexia:Cant you get it yourself the vending machine is right behind you
Mukissa:Nah its to far
Alexia:But your leaning on...
*in matthews office*
Matthew:I have called you in here mzukisi because their have been reports of you pouring coffee in the printers
Mzukisi:This is such bullshit...