Big Brother(episode 9)

Roy:Ah this house is getting boring my bogan buddy left ...
Hannah:Roy shhh
Roy:Whats your problem?
Hannah:Nothing you just imply we arent fun
Roy:Fucking hell hannnah you have sand in your vagina
Hannah:Shut the fuck up roy you annoying dickhead
Roy:PMS!!!!!
Muzukisi:OoOoOooOo IZ ON now
Paul:SHUTUP MUZUKISI!!!
Kristy:Why be slack to him for?
*This is big brother, Tonight we are having the tuesday night games...the chosen event for this game is a running contest.....the top two fastest runner,s will go to the rewards room and the person to come last im sorry to announce will be eliminated from the big brother house....now you will find some loose fitting cloths in the diary room*
Samah:What the fuck is this big brother its just a bloody Extra small sized hot pink bikini!!!
Alexia:Cool i have trackies......
Muzukisi:Me to
Molly:Hey guys how do my trackies look?
Alexia:Ummmm molly you are wearing a dog suit
Roy:This brings me back to that time in simpson episode 324# when bart had lost a belching contest and furthermore......
Paul:SHUTUP!!!
Diana:Spenyano mantos!!!!*hits paul*
Kristy*puts on ninja outfit*....awww shit i bet i look totally kick as ninja
Hannah:Ahhh yeah sure you dont look half as cool as me*puts on sexy
lingerie*
Paul:Diana i through out your outfit so here take these ones that i took the pleasure of making
Diana:Sptros?!
Katherine:Paul isnt that just 3pieces of paper tied with with pasta?
Paul:Its called a three paper piece outfit geeeez its the latest style
*This is big brother everyone go outside you will now see that i have turned the area into a running field, First up paul will be running....the 2 best times will win....an the slowest time will have to be evicted*
Paul:Ok time to smash this race*runs*....................
*Your time was 45seconds....next up diana*
Diana:Spanayna yoces petros yastrapoitiy*runs*.......
*Your time was 1:05......next*
Muzukisi:(Ok ok just imagine as if the cops are chasing you).......*runs*
*Your time was 50seconds...next*
Roy:(Ok just think im running home to catch the last episode of the simpsons).........
*Your time was 47seconds....next*
Hannah:Ok time to win this.....*falls down*........*runs*
*Your time was 3:20*
Katherine:.....Man i got long legs i will crush my compatition*runs*
*Your time was 2:05...next*
Kristy:(Think back to your ninja training).....*runs*
*Your time was 3:25.....next*
Alexia:(Just think as if paul was trying to pick me up at a bar)......*runs*
*Your time is 2:48....next*
Molly:(I will murder them....murder them all that will show them...oh i mean yeh the race)...*runs*
*Your time was 1:43...next*
Samah:(Yeah i am so much hotter than diana...no wait oh damn the race)..*runs very slowly an sexually*
*Your time was 3:00...next*
Bowel Of Fruit:............
*Your time was 1:01*
Molly:But thats impossible a fruit bowel cant run....it makes no sense
*This is big brother...shut up molly*
*This is big brother Im sorry kristy but you came last....but fortunetly for you because someone else cheated in the race you are not going to be evicted the person who cheated was diana using her aero dynamic costume.....im sorry diana you have been evicted*
Diana:YOU MUTHA FUKN IDIOT PAUL, DUMB ASS PIECE OF SHIT GOOD FOR NOTHING CUMB BUCKET.....I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE ME THAT FUCKING OUTFIT
Paul:Ummmmmm could you please go back to speaking spanish?
Diana:SHUTUP!!!! HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH!!!!*leaves house*
Muzukisi:Awww i feel sorry for paul
Roy:So do i ....i mean she was pretty an all
Paul:What the fuck roy?
Roy:Im just saying she was attractive
Paul:Do you wanna fucking get stabbed in the eye or somethin?
Roy:No i was just.........trying to
Paul:SHUTUP!!!!.........*Punches roy in nose*
Roy:Your a meanie.....*cries*
Kristy:Homan that was close i almost got evicted
Hannah:Hahaha yeah you suck heaps
Kristy:Why be slack for?
Molly:I dont understand any of this..the BOWEL OF FRUIT DIDNT BLOODY MOVE AT ALL DOSENT ANYBODY ELSE CARE???
Samah:*looks in mirror*Man im sexy
Roy:You sure are
Samah:How sexy?
Roy:A lot
Samah:How much is a lot?
Roy:Ummm i dunno
Samah:Why dont you know?
Roy:I shouldnt have ever opend my mouth should i?
Samah:What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
*This is big brother i have a sad announcment but..........we have another eviction tonight..so lets start the voting procces*
Paul:I think everyone is stupid an gay in thise house so i dont give a fuck so im going to vote out myself...
*next*
Roy:I want to vote out paul cause he,s mean
*Cry baby....next*
Hannah:Im going to vote out kristy cause she just thinks she is so coool*falls of chair*
*next*
Kristy:I think hannah is a klutz an its annoyin me
*next*
Samah:Fucking molly all she does is complain an winge!!!! about a bloody bowel of fruit
*next*
Katherine:Im going to vote out hannah cause i think her rapping yesterday was lame
*next*
Alexia:Im going to vote out paul because he misses diana so much i think its better that they are together
*next*
Muzukisi:Im going to vote out roy because his constant references to the simpsons are really strange.....
*next*
Bowel Of Fruit:.........
*errr ummm......next*
Molly:Im just not going to talk.............
*Clever thinking molly*
*This is big brother the votes have been tallied and paul has recived the most votes......but unfortunetly it was another reverse elimination that means .......the person that recived the least votes all throughout the series will be evicted.......goodbye......Muzukisi
Muzukisi:Awwww shit damn .........well bye all*leaves house*

Man with British Akcent:The big brother house is getting smaller an smaller only 9people remaining.......tune in next time for another exciting episode of big brother