Behind the Scenes

Man with British Akcent:Today folks we are going to take a gander behind the scenes of one of Australia's most succesful storys of all time tales of intrest first off we are going to go deep into the countryside where ashely lives
*in the country side*
Ashely:Howdy
Man with British Akcent:Hello ashely, I want to ask you a question how do you feel about your other cast members?
Ashely:WELL FOR ONE! MOST OF THEM ARENT AUSTRALIAN SO YEAH THATS NOT GOOD!
Man with British Akcent:Ummm ok.....and will you be joining the cast next year?
Ashely:ILL BE ON TALES OF INTREST LIKE BUTTER ON WHITE BREAD NONE OF THAT FANCY SEED BREAD!
Man with British Akcent:Errr ok, One last thing is it true you use to take steriods?
Ashely:NO CHRIS SAID THEY WHERE TIC TACS!
Man with British Akcent:But steriods are needles anyway....are you saying you swallowed needles?
Ashely:GIT OF MA PROPARTY! MR ENGLISH M"N
Man with British Akcent:I think thats......english for leave, and why are you always yelling?
Ashely:I AM INSECURE!!!
*At the beanstalk*
Man with British Akcent:You might be wondering why we are at a beanstalk that is because the might giant from tales of intrest lives up high in the clouds
*climbs up bean stalk*
Man with British Akcent:Hello
Katherine:Hey
Man with British Akcent:Katherine how do you find work in tales of intrest?
Katherine:Its alright
Man with British Akcent:But isnt it true your enourmes height is actually an illness?
Katherine:Yes i suffer from Xtreme Tallness Erectus
Man with British Akcent:Hmmmm sounds more like ERECTION!!!
Katherine:FE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE MEAT OF AN ENGLISH M'N!!!
Man with British Akcent:I think its time to do as the americans say..and BAIL!!!
*runs down bean stalk*
Man with British Akcent:Well chaps that was a close call but now we must be off to our next destination the playbody mansion to see none other than samah
*at the playboy mansion*
Man with British Akcent:So samah you now have a career with playboy are you excited?
Samah:Not as excited as you
Man with British Akcent:Errr its the pants they give of this illusion of an erection ummm errr anyway.......ummmm do you plan on staying with the tales of intrest team next year
Samah:Yes yes i do
Man with British Akcent:And how do you find your partners like who you work with?
Samah:Pretty unnatractive
Man with British Akcent:MORE LIKE PRETTY BIG ERECTION!
Samah:Your the one with the erection
Man with British Akcent:Ok this conversation has gone on to long CUT!, Ok you might be wondering why im on my computer well thats because the next person we are interviewing would only interview us through msn so now watch as i sighn on an interview Ali
-You are now Sighned in to Msn 7.5 3unread messages status set to:Getting Laid-
Man with British Akcent:Ok i will just change my msn name now
British Stallion69:Cool hi hi ali
Ali_B-Mariah Carey is God:Hey
British Stallion69:So the first question i have to ask is will you be joining the team next year?
Ali_B-Mariah Carey is God:Brb*sets status to be right back*
British Stallion69:Argghhh goddamit ..........i guess i will just do some downloading whilst i wait
*10mins later*
British Stallion69:BE RIGHT BACK!!! MY HINEY! and this download is taking forever with my 56k dial up modem..........goddamit but i wanna see paris hiltion naked now
Ali_B-Mariah Carey is like Orgasmic:I dont no if i am going to star in it next year
British Stallion69:Why not?
Ali_B-LOVE MARIAH OR DIE*appears to be offline and may not reply*
British Stallion69:Wonderful..what a waste of time
*You are now sighning out of messenger.7*
Man with British Akcent:Now oh my god is the spanish diana!
*at diana's house*
Man with British Akcent:Hello?
Paul:What the fuck do you want?
Man with British Akcent:I was looking to interview diana and you were going to be next but i can do you both at once
Paul:Yeah i keep her chained up to a pole in the kitchen
Man with British Akcent:Im sure thats against the law
Paul:She dosent mind as long as her man stays extremly attractive.....
Man with British Akcent:And who's this man?
Paul:ME YOU FUCKHEAD
Man with British Akcent:Ok err umm i think in going to go interview diana now
Paul:DONT TAKE HER CHAIN OF THOUGH
Man with British Akcent:Well folks i shall condcut the rest of this interview another time for now i must go to bed......
Paul:YOUR NOT SLEEPING WITH US!!!!