Monday, October 03, 2005

The Not So Perfect Murder(Mini Series Finale)

Amelia:Damn this case is really tough isnt it?
Katherine:Yeah i know i have to solve this case to, The chief has been on my ass all bloody year
Amelia:What you mean?
Katherine:Well like i said, The chief says i have started more crimes than solved an this is my last case, And i have to solve it
Amelia:So what are we going to do?
Katherine:Well we are making no progress with chris and mukissa
Amelia:You want me to give them some more donuts?
Katherine:Nah it wont do anything..........no wait yeh do it just for fun
Officer Pete:Umm excuse me ms katherine the morgue wants to see you there right away
Katherine:TO THE KATHERINE MOBILE!!!!
Amelia:You mean your volvo?
Katherine:........shutup
*at the morgue*
Murrey:Hello im Murrey i put the body,s on ice here, Now this may come as a shock but molly may still be alive
Katherine:Intresting....continue
Murrey:Well i have her in one of the body ice chambers but i noticed something odd before i shoved her in......she started screaming where am i and.....etc so i was wondering, If maybe just maybe their is a chance that she could be a zombie
Katherine:I say we burn her
Murrey:Yes i here thats good for killing zombies.....and furthermore WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ICE CREAM IN THE BODY CHAMBER,S
Katherine:My freezer at home is full
Murrey:Well anyway......this zombie could be dangerous
Amelia:Maybe molly is just alive
Katherine:Impossible she was shot 5times
Amelia:But you didnt even check where she was shot
Katherine:*Shoots amelia in head*
Murrey:...........
Katherine:Stick her in the freezer with the ice cream, Ok well take molly out
Murrey:*takes molly out*
Molly:FUCK THAT CHAMBER WAS FREEZING
Katherine:Are you a zombie?
Molly:No im not
Katherine:Are you sure?
Molly:Yes im sure
Katherine:But are you really sure
Molly:.........yes
Katherine:Ok well then........Who tried to kill you? was it mukissa or chris?
Molly:Mukissa or chris???..ummm they didnt try to kill me they were both invited over for lunch
Katherine:Then who tried to kill you?
Molly:Lennox did
Lennox:Thats right i did
Katherine:But why you have so much to live for why would you throw it all awa......actually no, Just tell me why did you do it?
Lennox:She took the last Pepsi Max from the vending machine
Katherine:So?
Lennox:Pepsi max is the max taste that you would do anything for
Director:Thats a wrap people
Katherine:So how was i?
Director:Ahhh i think this commercial went rather fine, Except you didnt actually have to burn chris an mukissa,s eyes
Katherine:It was for realism
Director:Hey at least this commercial is better than Land of the Dead

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