The After Party

Molly:HEY YOU GUYS HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN ON LEAVING ME IN HERE
Kristy:Whats that molly?......you want to live in the cage
Chris:IM A BLOKE IM A YOBO AN MA BEST FRIENDS NAME IS ROBO I WATCH FOOTY ON TV JUST FEED ME MORE VB AND PIES AND GET MY SMOKES AND GO AWAY
Mukissa:Chris is drunk already
Paul:What an annyoing fuckhead
Ashely:Dont be slack to chris you girly man
Blake:Everyone i have invented a way to become mariah carey.....after some extensive stalking outside her house i have managed to collect her old tampons and her toenail clippings ......i created the mariah bar the ultimate one way to transform into mariah carey
Hannah:Oh my god.....guys sorry im late i forgot cab fare and the cab driver in punishment made me give him all my cloths
Mukissa:That explains the lack of cloths
Lenox:THOU WHO DOES NOT THINE WHERE CLOTHS IS THY EVIL!!! *splashes holy water in hannah's eyes"
Blake:EXCUSE ME YOU RUDE PEOPLE! NOW TO TRY MY BRILLIANT IDEA*eats bar*.......oh MY GOD OH MY GOD*Has seizure and throws up on self*
Katherine:Hey where is kristy and that other chris?
Hannah:Why is molly in a cage?
Molly:Well we where playing spin the bottle and........I JUST DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT ALL RIGHT!*cries*
Alexia:Hey something is tickiling my feet.........hehehe.......hehehehe heheheh OH MY GOD SOMEONE IS KISSING MY BIG TOE!
*Under Table*
Chris:Ummmm kristy my lips are over here
Kristy:If your lips are over their then where are my lips.......OH MY GOD TOE JAM!!!!
Chris:Dont worry that happens to everybody the first time
Kristy:Really?
Chris:No nobodys that stupid i was just trying to make you feel better
*in the bathroom*
Roy:Man i cant belive nobody noticed me despite the fact i payed such an outrageous amount on my outfit
Paul:Hey roy
Roy:Ummm what the hell are you in the bathroom with me?
Paul:I just came to check you out man
Roy:AHHHHH!
Paul:*flicks light switch off*
*in the lounge room*
Jessica:You know i never get a good part in any story im always somebody who says like one line im sick of this bullshit and furthermore....
-DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING JESSICA ZELTNER HAS BEEN CUT AND WILL BE REPLACED BY HER NON UNION MEXICAN EQUIVALENT
Jesseta:Senior i am jesseta
Mukissa:..........anyway
Hannah:Ummmm could i have some cloths please?
Jesseta:No mestados
Lennox:*gives hannah bible* cover your self with gods pages.....
Hannah:Lennox you are such a fag
*Under the table*
Kristy:Man i love kissing dont you
Chris:..................*snores*
Kristy:Awwww now nobody must no about the fact we kissed just like a female spider devours the husband.......i shall now devour you
*In the morning*
Samah:Hey guys i made it
Chris:Bit late sheela
Samah:Well i was trying to arrive fashionablie late and yeah i just came to late
Chris:Figures........
Blake Carey:OH MY GOD EVERYBODY IT WORKED
Mukissa:Holy shizz pop
Blake Carey:Well it almost worked i grew 10breast sizes and my voice is high pitch and my body is so sexy......except my face is the same but am i hot or WHAT?
Everybody:*runs out door*
Molly:Hello.......people im still in the cage can anybody hear me
Kristy:Mmmmm*devouring chris under table*