Dirt Company.3

Mukissa:Listen lenox the reason i have called you here is because...well we are going to have to let you go
Lenox:What why?
Mukissa:Well we have an image to uphold and your just gay to put in nicely
Lenox:But im not gay
Mukissa:Yea right...so what was that whole thing about the holy spirit and going to church and god bless you cant tell me thats not gay?
Lenox:That isnt gay its religion
Mukissa:Its the same thing practically
Lenox:No its not
Mukissa:The time for arguing is over i gave you a three week notice
Lenox:But i have been only working here one week and i never saw this notice
Mukissa:Well i put it on your desk
Lenox:Your not talking about that cracker i found on my desk?
Mukissa:....maybe well i still gave you notice
Lenox:I found it on my desk this morning
Mukissa:I want you to pack up your stuff immidiently you have to go our security will help you out if you would like
Lenox:We dont have security we are a dirt company
Mukissa:Right just get out
Lenox:You dont have the right to fire me
Matthew:Eh whats goin on in my eh office
Mukissa:Oh umm nothing we where just looking up porn on your computer definetly not firing lenox
Matthew:Is this true lenox?
Lenox:Yes sir we where just looking at porn
Matthew:Ohk then...well clear the history and be back on your way to work
*in blakes cubicle*
Blake:Oh my god totally like you can see up her skirt
Ali:What a slut!
Alexia:You know guys im right next to you
Blake:Oh so you are....
Ali:We werent talking about you alexia
Blake:I was just writing a staff evaluation
Alexia:So where is it i wanna see it
Blake:Its right here*throws hair product in alexia's eyes"
Ali:Oh my god blake you just took it to far
Blake:Quick lets run why she is blinded
Ali:No she is my friend
Blake:Ali its me
Ali:Sorry master i will obey
Mukissa:Alexia if you are caught blinded in the office thats half demerit points and if one of your friends is caught laughing at you thats all your demerit points gone...this christmas half demerit points
Alexia:ARGHHHH MY EYES I CANT SEE PLEASE HELP
Roy:Mukissa man...its all about timing
Mukissa:Yeah i know i just didnt time it right
Alexia:*twitching on the ground*
Mukissa:You know im sure her being on the ground is a violation of the safety code or something ah well...
Roy:Yeah....
*in kristys cubicle*
Paul:Hey ping pong could you pass me those tax reports
Kristy:Did you just call me ping pong?
Paul:No...
Kristy:You did didnt you i am so sick of all these people making racist comments about me
Paul:Well you are asian
Kristy:WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING ASIAN?
Mukissa:If you are asian thats all you demerit points gone...
Roy:To soon man
Mukissa:Dammit your right...
Kristy:You see im so sick of this i just want to file these tax reports and eat my rice with dog ear sauce in peace
Paul:..............
Chris:DID I JUST HEAR THE WORDS RICE AND DOG IN THE SAME SENTENCE
Paul:Yeah how asian is she
Chris:You are pretty asian
Kristy:Im going to the boss to complain about you two
*in matthews office*
Matthew:Yeah but mzukisi chris told me you where downloading gay porn
Mzukisi:HE IS LYING MAN
Matthew:I mean im all for porn its an excellent way to express ones self but...gay porn that just seems a bit gay
Mzukisi:WHY DONT YOU BELIVE ME?
Kristy:Excuse me sir i have a complaint that people keep making fun of me being asian and its harrasment and i want it to stop
Matthew:But you are asian
Kristy:Yeah but they keep making these claims about me like they think its funny cause i eat rice with dog ear sauce
Matthew:Dog eat sauce?
Kristy:ITS A DELICICY WHERE I COME FROM ALRIGHT!
Paul:*puffed out*I ran....as fa..st as i could sir because well i wanted to report that mzukisi has been making racial comments about kristy
Mzukisi:WHAT THE FU....NO WAAAAAY MAN!
Matthew:Mzukisi i switching you to dog poo duty
Mzukisi:But we dont have a dog
Matthew:Dont worry im bringing my five german sherpads to the office tomorow...and guess what i feed them curry food
Mzukisi:Why would you do that?
*near the water cooler*
Alexia:He...lp me
Ashley:NYAAA! i would lady but i gotta regulate the.....the...gawdammit i shouldnt have eaten the cracker
Alexia:All you have to do is get some water out and put it on my eyes
Ashley:Lady thats to many things to rememba! but i tell you what ima do ima go on ma lunch brake and eat some chicken an ima go to sleep thats what ima do
Alexia:....what?
Ashley:Nyaaa!*walks away*
Ali:Alexia i am so sorry about what blake did to you before
Alexia:Its ok i understand i mean you where talking about me so he threw hair product in my eyes
Ali:He is going through a rough time right now...i mean we where watching porno and we saw this thing with a cucumber and he thought ya know he would try it and well...
Alexia:Please please just give me some water
Ali:I cant...the temperature needs to be regulated
*in mukissa's office*
Mukissa:Lenox...im going to get you fired
Lenox:Mate you dont know what the fek your jabberin about...but god loves you n i love you but you gotta fekn change dese things dat chu doin man!!! ya hearin me?
Mukissa:...i didnt understand that but as chris as my witness i will fire you
Chris:Yeah he will!
Mukissa:Thanx for coming man
Chris:Yeah yeah just give me my can of tuna