Big Brother(Episode 10)

Man with British Akcent:Hello chaps before we go to the big brother house today, I have decided to do an interview with the other evictees, First up Mukissa
*In the Ghetto*
Man with British Akcent:Hello mukissa how have things been going ever since the eviction?
Mukissa:O man there where these wack cats with .44s an they tried to pop me cause i was on big bruddah but i pumped em so full of lead they will be makin pencils for a week
Man with British Akcent:Thats very nice, I dont understand you but that sounds nice....now lets see what lennox has been up to
*In the Studio*
Lennox:Well man with british akcent i was noticed on tv an ever since then the producers sighned me up to produce another you got served me called U GOT SERVED....AGAIN.......an all it costed me was my entire life savings, But i have a feeling this movie will be just as popular was the last
Man with British Akcent:.....Is that a good thing.......ahhh well moving along to our next evictee Diana
*At diana,s house*
Diana:Spanyan tacosalsaburrito
Man with British Akcent:Errrr yeh*runs away*......anyway time to see chris
*At the Pub*
Chris:Oh yeh mayte jono pass the VB
Man with British Akcent:So i guess you hit the bottle pretty hard chris ever since your eviction
Chris:YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE.........*passes out*
Man with British Akcent:Now its time to see the lovley Ali and Blake team...since the show they have opend there own shop......ALL ABOUT MARIAH
*In the crappy shop*
Man With British Akcent:So how has the shop been going?
Blake:Not to well...business has been slow
Ali:Stupid people must all like crap music
Man with British Akcent:Is it possible that maybe you just like crap music
Ali:No its not
Man with British Akcent:Ummm why not?
Ali & Blake:Because we are ali and blake and we are right
Man with british akcent:Well ummmmm but what if
Blake:*Beats up man with british akcent*
Man with british akcent:Ok well.....*coughs up blood*......back to the house*

*In the Lounge room*
Paul:*Drools*......ehhhhhhh
Kristy:Your just an idiot paul
Hannah:Get it through your head kristy you aint ninja and im serouis......*falls down*
Paul:SHUTUP
Samah:Dont ya wish ya girlfriend was hot like me.......Dont ya wish girlfriend was black like me.....dont ya wish.......
Roy:On THE SIMPSONS THERE WAS THIS HOT GIRL ONCE
Kristy:You find cartoon charaters attractive?
Roy:Well it was just this one time....and i only got a slight erection
Alexia:MEEP MEEP!!!!*runs out of room*
Katherine:Can you guys all shut up im trying to fit through the doorway an its really hard when you guys are all yellling
Molly:CHECK MATE
Bowel of Fruit:...............
Samah:Stop playing chess with the bowel of fruit
Paul:Goddamit my manly haircut has made me 1%less attractive
Hannah:Arhhhh this house is so boring
Roy:Yeh i wish we could watch the simpsons
Samah:I wish you would shut your NOSE
Hannah:Yeah Roy!!!
Roy:Geeeez your all on pms arent they alexia?
Alexia:IDIOT!!!..........
*This is big brother today will be a double eviction..to the diary room now*
Roy:Im going to vote out hannah cause i think they are going to ambush me an throw tampons at me
*next*
Samah:Im going to vote out roy cause he is such an idiot.....hey big brother can i ask you something?
*yes*
Samah:Dont cha wish ya girlfriend was hot like me........
*Shutup samah.........next*
Hannah:Im going to vote out roy he is just so annoying
*next*
Katherine:Im going to vote out kristy just cause......well i want her QUEEN SIZED BED!!!!
*next*
Alexia:Meep.....im going to vote out kristy cause she keeps talking about how ninja she is
*next*
Paul:Im going to vote out molly cause she makes me feel unnatractive
*next*
Molly:Im going to vote out that bowel of fruit because....your not going to count my vote are you?
*....NO*
Bowel of Fruit:...........
*This is big brother........the two people that have been evicted are ROY and Kristy.........*
Roy:Well Now i can go home an watch some simpsons at least
Kristy:You guys are so un-ninja
*Leaves house*
Man with British Akcent:Its getting smaller chaps we are nearing the end of the big brother series tune in next time