Big Brother(Final Episode)

Man with british Akcent:Welcome viewers this is the final episode in the big brother series.......

*in the lounge room*
Paul:One of us is going to walk away richer today
Alexia:I hope its me
Molly:I HOPE ITs......
Hannah:*pushes molly down*.....ME ME ME
Paul:This house is a boring fuck hole it sucks
*This is big brother today is your last day in the house an to start the day off we have an EVICITON but this eviction will be done like a prevouis one it will be done in a running race..........one lap around the pool*
Molly:I better pump these small legs of mine
Alexia:This will be easy im fast like the Road Runner MEEP!
Hannah:I better not fall over
Paul:Shutup
*Ready set go*
*5minutes later*
Alexia:MEEP MEEEP MEEEP!!!!! yes i did it i did it
Paul:I knew id win with that klutz and molly how could i loose
Molly:Hey at least i beat hannah
Hannah:I hate friggin fallin down so much ..i need new legs, hmmm maybe when katherine is sleeping i can chop them off and use them as my own...yes sounds like a plan
*This is big brother looks like hannah has to leave the house*
Hannah:Good luck to all of you*falls down and rolls out door*
*This is big brother this im sorry but the next eviction is taking place right now...........and this eviction will be dont by normal NOMINATIONS!!!!! PROCEED to the diary room*
*In the diary room*
Alexia:MEEP MEEP MEEP!!! paul because hs swears to much
*next*
Paul:Alexia keeps making me feel unnatractive with her being more attractive than me so yeh
*next*
Molly:Just say next already...
*Molly i normally wouldnt do this but we need your vote so you have to vote now*
Molly:O golly WOOO i get to vote..o ok ok ok im going to vote out MOLLY no wait sorry just a bit excited i want to vote out paul because he keeps staring at my breasts
*Ok then.*
*This is big brother sorry paul you have been evicted you must leave the house in one second*
Paul:You stupid fuckheads*leaves house*
Alexia:Looks like its down to me an you
Molly:Sure does look that way
*This is big brother the final eliminations are going to take place this is how they will be done all the former housemates are going to vote for the housemate they want to win the housemate with the highest number of votes will be the winner of big brother........and BEGIN*
Mukissa:I vote for alexia well just cause molly really needs to have a shower she just smells that bad
*Thats 1-vote molly, 0-votes alexia*
Chris:Im going to vote for alexia cause she got great knockers...and IM STILL DRUNK!!!
*Thats 1-votemolly,1-vote alexia*
Roy:Well Molly is a very great fan of the simpsons so yeah i vote molly
*Thats 1-vote molly, 2-vote alexia*
Kristy:Im going to vote for molly because even through everything she has put up she has come this far
*Thats 2-vote molly,2-vote alexia*
Lennox:Im going to vote for alexia cause she is a hectic mad dancer like me
*Thats 2-vote molly,3-vote alexia*
Muzukisi:Im voting for molly cause she is short like me an i know how hard life is for short people
*Thats 3-vote molly,3-vote alexia*
Katherine:Im going to vote for alexia because small people dont deserve to love they just get in the way of taller people
*Thats 3-vote molly, 4-vote alexia*
Hannah:I think i will vote for alexia cause she dosent smell as bad as molly
*Thats 3-vote molly, 5-vote alexia*
Paul:Im going to vote for alexia cause........well she has larger breasts so iv noticed(insert winking emoticon here)
*Thats 3-votes molly, 6-votes alexia*
Samah:Well i think molly should win cause i feel sorry for her cause she wishes her girlfriend was hot like me
*Thats 4-votes molly, 6-votes alexia*
Ali & Blake:We have both decided to vote for mariah carey
*But that dosent make any sense*
Ali & Blake:Shutup or we will smash you
*Thats 4-votes molly, 6-votes alexia, 1-vote mariah carey*
Diana:Im going to vote for molly
*WHAT I THOUGHT YOU COULDNT SPEAK ENGLISH*
Diana: I never said that
*Smart as mutha fu......*
*Thats 5-votes molly, 6-votes alexia, 1-vote mariah carey*
Man with british akcent:Well looks like the votes are tallies and the offical winner of big brother is MO-OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Digested bowel of fruit:Hey i have been digested and i just came here today to vote for molly because she was so kind to me and she made me overcome my phobia of talking to people
*Thats 6-votes molly, 6 votes alexia, 1-vote mariah carey.........we are at a tie, To break this tie we are going to call upon one of the housemates that has already voted to do another vote...an this housemate is Blake*
Blake:Well i heard molly was listening to a mriah carey song last week so im voting for molly then............
Man with british akcent:Its Finale Moll is thew Winner of big brother...we proudly present molly with her prize a 2$ gift voucher at Go-Lo
Molly:I went through all that shit for 2$?..............
The End...