The Not So Perfect Murder(Mini Series part 1)

Officer Bricks:So what do we have kenedy
Officer Kenedy:Well we have one dead body a 9mm handgun with the bullet chamber empty and 5bullet shells on the ground......this is a tough one i think we need to call Detective Kahtherine even though she sure doesnt do things by the book
*At the Murder Scene*
Officer Bricks:Detective Katherine, Im glad you could make it ....you have read the report i assume well tell me what you think happend here
Katherine:Well judging by the chalk outline on the ground i would say somebody drew an outilne of somebody on the floor
Officer Bricks:No thats the outline of the person who was murderd
Katherine:Ahhhh i see.well judging by the outline i would say the person who outlined the body............dosent write with chalk often
Officer Bricks:No thats not what i meant .........you see the person who drew this isnt important
Katherine:Well i couldnt even tell this was a chalk outline of a person i thought it was a cat or something i mean its so short.....I want the person who drew this to be arrested because its a poor drawing
Officer Bricks:Errr ok
Katherine:Well judging by this drawing i would have to assume that the person was shot an insignificant in life, What was this persons name?
Officer Bricks:Her name was molly
Katherine:Well if i was as short as this person was and had a stupid name like molly i would kill myself
Officer Bricks:As i was told from what you have read in the report you know that the gun was found the chamber empty and 5bullet shells
Katherine:Yes yes...........I GOT it.................this case is UNSOLVABLE!!!
Officer Bricks:But ummmm you havent even gone to interrogate our two suspects
Katherine:Ahhh yes the suspects how are they?
Officer Bricks:They are fine but......err shouldnt you go talk to them
Katherine:Yes i wil so take me to the police station
*At the station*
Katherine:So your mukissa huh?
Mukissa:Yep
Katherine:Well are you going to confess?
Mukissa:Ummm no
Katherine:How about if i give you five dollars
Mukissa:No
Katherine:Please?
Mukissa:No
Katherine:You shoulda played ball, I didnt want it to come to this..........but Officer Bricks bring in the Muscle
*A small figure enters the room*
Mukissa:Am i supposed to be scared?
Katherine:Meet amelia my muscle
Amelia:Good Afternoon
Mukissa:Hey how are ya?
Amelia:What where you doing at the crime scene?
Mukissa:Molly had invited me over for tea
Amelia:Really then how come no traces of tea or tea related substances werent found?
Mukissa:Maybe they were poured down the drain.......or maybe aliens abducted the tea because they wanted to study earth,s tea
Katherine:Intresting i would like to hear more of this alien theory
Mukissa:Your an idiot
Amelia:Listen i want anwsers an i want them now or else i will have to resort to violence
Mukissa:O no the garden gnome will bash me
Amelia:You have done it now......*puts on wrestlers outfit*...*headbuts mukissa*
Mukissa:Intresting..............my nose appears to be BROKEN OW FUCK
Amelia:You want more?
Mukissa:Welll not really but i dont have any more information except chris killed him i was having tea with molly and he barged through the door, An he pulled out his gun an shot molly five times
Katherine:Well mukissa we have no further questions for you right now but you just stay here.......is there a drink i can get you?
Mukissa:Ummmm Sprite Zero it gives me maximum perfomance at minimual sugar
*in the other interrogation room*
Katherine:So your chris huh
Chris:Yep
Katherine:So do you want me to get you anything to dri...DID YOU DO IT?
Chris:Ye..NO, Hey how often does that trick work?
To be continued.........really soon