Big Brother(Episode 11)
Man with british akcent:Its getting stressful folks......and big brother has another deadly double eviction for tonight......who will go, Lets find out
*In the bathroom*
Katherine:IM GETTING SO FUCKING ANNOYED I ASKED BIG BROTHER FOR A HIGHER SHOWER HEAD AND STILL NOTHING
Paul:Katherine SHUTUP!
Katherine:Shutup little man......Ill crush you
Hannah:Awwww poor wittle pauly misses diana
Alexia:Hannah thats slack
Hannah:O sorry
Alexia:Nobody loves you....nobody loves you....NOBODY LOVES YOU*points to paul an his "manly haircut"
Molly:Do you mind if i ask you ....why do you shower with that pink bikini on samah?
Samah:Well due to the callaberation of the pink with my skin it makes me look extremly attractive
Molly:Intresting........
Bowel of Fruit:..............
Alexia:Have any of you noticed that ummm the only one actually taking a shower in here is.......samah
Paul:Shhhhh im tryna perve
Hannah:*slips on soap an falls down*
Molly:So bowel of fruit you up for another game of chess?
Bowel of Fruit:...........
Samah:Molly i am so sick of you talking to THAT THING ITS JUST A BOWEL OF FRUIT FOR GODS SAKE!!!!
Molly:Its my friend
Samah:NO ITS NOT LOOK ILL SHOW YOU*eats bowel of fruit*
Molly:.....you just ate my only friend*cries*
*This is big brother..........samah because you have eaten another housemate you must leave the big brother house.......your are evicted......and as even more of a punishment you must wear your pink bikini and walk out slowly an sexually*
Samah:I hate all of you.........*leaves house slowly an sexually*
Alexia:An then there were 4
Molly:Hannah will you be my friend?
Hannah:No molly*pushes molly over*
Alexia:I will be your friend molly
Molly:So you Ch-Cho-cho-cho-Choose me?
Alexia:Errr yeh sure meep
Paul:Your all dumb fuckheads
Hannah:What is your problem
Paul:You stupid idiot
Katherine:Listen short stuff stop being mean to my friends or i will destroy you
Paul:Woah BFGWA
Katherine:What does that mean?
Paul Big friendly giant with attitude
Katherine:You are so going down
Paul:*runs into bedroom*
Katherine:*Hits head on door frame*
Molly:I dont want to sound slack........but i think you are getting to tall for this
Katherine:I hate this house...........*cries*
Alexia:You wanna talk about it?
Katherine:I think im going to ask big brother if i can leave
Alexia:Katherine i advise you do that..staying here will just hurt your self-esteem
*10mins later*
*This is big brother katherine has requested to leave the big brother house..........that is all*
Alexia:YESSSS I DID IT!!!!
Hannah:Did what?
Alexia:Welll ya know katherine was always favoured by the rest of the housemates......so i suggested she leave an in her state she thought it was best for her
Hannah:Thats slack
Alexia:Im in it to win it
Hannah:What makes you think now that i know this i wont try an get you evicted?
Alexia:I dont care cause im sure the others would vote for me
*This is big brother...their will be no eviction tonight...tomorow will be your final day in the house.....one of you shall walk away with the lot and the losers will walk away with ZERO!! .....prepare yourself goodnight*
Man with British Akcent:Well folks its almost over the whole gig is going to come down to our final episode...........this will be the biggest episode ever
*In the bathroom*
Katherine:IM GETTING SO FUCKING ANNOYED I ASKED BIG BROTHER FOR A HIGHER SHOWER HEAD AND STILL NOTHING
Paul:Katherine SHUTUP!
Katherine:Shutup little man......Ill crush you
Hannah:Awwww poor wittle pauly misses diana
Alexia:Hannah thats slack
Hannah:O sorry
Alexia:Nobody loves you....nobody loves you....NOBODY LOVES YOU*points to paul an his "manly haircut"
Molly:Do you mind if i ask you ....why do you shower with that pink bikini on samah?
Samah:Well due to the callaberation of the pink with my skin it makes me look extremly attractive
Molly:Intresting........
Bowel of Fruit:..............
Alexia:Have any of you noticed that ummm the only one actually taking a shower in here is.......samah
Paul:Shhhhh im tryna perve
Hannah:*slips on soap an falls down*
Molly:So bowel of fruit you up for another game of chess?
Bowel of Fruit:...........
Samah:Molly i am so sick of you talking to THAT THING ITS JUST A BOWEL OF FRUIT FOR GODS SAKE!!!!
Molly:Its my friend
Samah:NO ITS NOT LOOK ILL SHOW YOU*eats bowel of fruit*
Molly:.....you just ate my only friend*cries*
*This is big brother..........samah because you have eaten another housemate you must leave the big brother house.......your are evicted......and as even more of a punishment you must wear your pink bikini and walk out slowly an sexually*
Samah:I hate all of you.........*leaves house slowly an sexually*
Alexia:An then there were 4
Molly:Hannah will you be my friend?
Hannah:No molly*pushes molly over*
Alexia:I will be your friend molly
Molly:So you Ch-Cho-cho-cho-Choose me?
Alexia:Errr yeh sure meep
Paul:Your all dumb fuckheads
Hannah:What is your problem
Paul:You stupid idiot
Katherine:Listen short stuff stop being mean to my friends or i will destroy you
Paul:Woah BFGWA
Katherine:What does that mean?
Paul Big friendly giant with attitude
Katherine:You are so going down
Paul:*runs into bedroom*
Katherine:*Hits head on door frame*
Molly:I dont want to sound slack........but i think you are getting to tall for this
Katherine:I hate this house...........*cries*
Alexia:You wanna talk about it?
Katherine:I think im going to ask big brother if i can leave
Alexia:Katherine i advise you do that..staying here will just hurt your self-esteem
*10mins later*
*This is big brother katherine has requested to leave the big brother house..........that is all*
Alexia:YESSSS I DID IT!!!!
Hannah:Did what?
Alexia:Welll ya know katherine was always favoured by the rest of the housemates......so i suggested she leave an in her state she thought it was best for her
Hannah:Thats slack
Alexia:Im in it to win it
Hannah:What makes you think now that i know this i wont try an get you evicted?
Alexia:I dont care cause im sure the others would vote for me
*This is big brother...their will be no eviction tonight...tomorow will be your final day in the house.....one of you shall walk away with the lot and the losers will walk away with ZERO!! .....prepare yourself goodnight*
Man with British Akcent:Well folks its almost over the whole gig is going to come down to our final episode...........this will be the biggest episode ever

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