Mukissa Live
Mukissa:And now for my favourite segment...what the!
Paul:No folks he's just kidding we have qaulity segments on this show
Mukissa:In other related news the pimple on kiearns forhead seems to be getting beigger
Paul:This brings it up to an outstanding 4.5cm mukissa
Mukissa:He's almost liable to compete with mzukisi in the worlds ugliest kid competition, Well anyway its time to go to my favourite part of the show..."IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND EATING YOUR FOOD"
Paul:No we scratched that segment remember?
Mukissa:Oh yeah, so i guess its on to..."PAUL'S MOVIE REVIEW*
Paul:The movie i shall be reviewing is called "Paris hiltion home movie" now first of all...i mean half the movie was in night vision and well face it paris hiltion aint that hot in fact the most intresting thing would happen to be the size of the mans penis it makes you forget that paris hilton is even in the video, But what you want to all know about is the sex scene or as some as you gay people call it "love making"...it was a dissapointment paris was in the classic bent over positon acting like a dog of poor qaulity breed, but overall i would give it one and half poo's out of ten a poor movie indeed i insist viewers choose to watch "Diary of michael jackson" as an alternitive
Mukissa:Well that sure was an excellent movie review...but now its time for "SPIT ON THE AUIDENCE", The lucky contestant who collects the most saliva will win a free trip to the moon...or something like that
*1hour later*
Mukissa:Well im out of saliva so i guess it's time to put on one of our terrific new and upcoming comedians....ASHELY HOLDEN
Ashley:Nyaaaa DOnt ya hate it when ya taking a shit and the toilet seat brakes and your stuck in the toilet i mean your literally sitting in your own poo!, But what really makes me mad is when your in the shower and there is that one pubic hair you cant pluck out nyahahahaha!
Audience:*vomits*
Paul:Well you smell terrible ashley goodbye and goodluck
Mukissa:And now...for our special guest.....he came all the way from the set of karate kid four MY MYAGI!
Kristy:Im not mr myagi
Mukissa:Hahah dont worry folks he's just a little upset cause they didnt serve rice on the plane
Kristy:Im not mr myagi im not even a guy and im philllipino
Mukissa:MR MYAGI SIR SIR! CALM DOWN YOUR RICE WILL BE READY SOON!
Kristy:Your racist
Paul:RACIST! THATS OUR MAGIC WORD FOR TODAY!, you know what that means!
Mukissa:YOU GET TO SPONGE BATH KIEARN TONIGHT!
Kristy:...err no
Mukissa:Well we have run out of time folks but be sure to tune in at 1am this morning for an adults only version of the show...its basically the same except with porn
THE END---
Paul:No folks he's just kidding we have qaulity segments on this show
Mukissa:In other related news the pimple on kiearns forhead seems to be getting beigger
Paul:This brings it up to an outstanding 4.5cm mukissa
Mukissa:He's almost liable to compete with mzukisi in the worlds ugliest kid competition, Well anyway its time to go to my favourite part of the show..."IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND EATING YOUR FOOD"
Paul:No we scratched that segment remember?
Mukissa:Oh yeah, so i guess its on to..."PAUL'S MOVIE REVIEW*
Paul:The movie i shall be reviewing is called "Paris hiltion home movie" now first of all...i mean half the movie was in night vision and well face it paris hiltion aint that hot in fact the most intresting thing would happen to be the size of the mans penis it makes you forget that paris hilton is even in the video, But what you want to all know about is the sex scene or as some as you gay people call it "love making"...it was a dissapointment paris was in the classic bent over positon acting like a dog of poor qaulity breed, but overall i would give it one and half poo's out of ten a poor movie indeed i insist viewers choose to watch "Diary of michael jackson" as an alternitive
Mukissa:Well that sure was an excellent movie review...but now its time for "SPIT ON THE AUIDENCE", The lucky contestant who collects the most saliva will win a free trip to the moon...or something like that
*1hour later*
Mukissa:Well im out of saliva so i guess it's time to put on one of our terrific new and upcoming comedians....ASHELY HOLDEN
Ashley:Nyaaaa DOnt ya hate it when ya taking a shit and the toilet seat brakes and your stuck in the toilet i mean your literally sitting in your own poo!, But what really makes me mad is when your in the shower and there is that one pubic hair you cant pluck out nyahahahaha!
Audience:*vomits*
Paul:Well you smell terrible ashley goodbye and goodluck
Mukissa:And now...for our special guest.....he came all the way from the set of karate kid four MY MYAGI!
Kristy:Im not mr myagi
Mukissa:Hahah dont worry folks he's just a little upset cause they didnt serve rice on the plane
Kristy:Im not mr myagi im not even a guy and im philllipino
Mukissa:MR MYAGI SIR SIR! CALM DOWN YOUR RICE WILL BE READY SOON!
Kristy:Your racist
Paul:RACIST! THATS OUR MAGIC WORD FOR TODAY!, you know what that means!
Mukissa:YOU GET TO SPONGE BATH KIEARN TONIGHT!
Kristy:...err no
Mukissa:Well we have run out of time folks but be sure to tune in at 1am this morning for an adults only version of the show...its basically the same except with porn
THE END---
posted by M- at Wednesday, October 04, 2006
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