Tales of intrest(Adventure of a Lifetime)

Kristy:I know of somebody that may help........hes a stubborn man ...but he might just know of some way to help us.......he bears a camel.......and he lives out west

*Lennox,s House*

Lennox:Ummmm a way to get your friends back.........well i have this book that may help you...but its dangerous so becareful

Kristy:It says that to get our friends....back we have to recite this spell.....and we need to form a circle, so ali,zenia,molly,Hannah, and blake hold hands with me and say .......Expecto petrodum

*Portal appears*

Kristy:I guess we have to.....go though it

Zenia:Ooooo but it looks scary i dont really want to

Molly:Yeah and i have piano

Blake:*Pushes molly in*

Zenia:BLAKE that was a mean thing to do now follow her and apologise

Blake:......ummmm*pushes zenia in*

Blake:I guess i better follow her*jumps in*

Kristy:Here we come mukissa.........*Jumps in*

Ali:WOOOP WOOOP FINALLY AN ADVENTURE!!!!AFTER ALL MY COMPLAINING I FINALLY GET TO GO ON ONE

*Portal closes*

Ali.............................

Hannah:Ummmm are you ok ali?

Ali:Yep im fine.........maybe if i read the book*picks up book, book explodes*

Lennox:OH my god you feckn idiot.....not only have you destroyed their way of getting back here......MY YOU GOT SERVED CD was in the back of that back

*Somewere strange*

Kristy:I take it we are here

The Fat Man:Yes welcome to the end of time, were all things end up on their way to the other world.......the dead zone

Kristy:Well we have come.......a long way....we want our friends back mukissa and jess........

The Fat Man:Im sorry.......but mukissa is being scanned by the giant floating eye of life.........and after it scans you .......your put in the dead zone

Blake:Listen you FUCKN FAT PIECE OF SHIT WE WANT HIM BACK!!!

The Fat Man:ok there is a way .....you have to see the big eye yourself....i will transport you their

Zenia:Oh my god your so sweet here have a friendship bracelet

*At the big eye place*

Big Eye:I AM THE BIG EYE WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Kristy:We want our friend mukissa back

Big Eye:He isnt dead......he is right here

Mukissa:............

Blake:Hey mukissa

Big Eye:He wont respond though......his soul has been taken from his body an pout on the soul train

Kristy:Well we need his soul back

Big Eye:And why should i do that?

Blake:BECAUSE ILL BASH YOU?!!?!?

Big Eye:Im a giant eye.......i dont have to listen to you

Zenia:Ill give you a flower

Big Eye:*Zaps flower into ash*

Zenia:LISTEN YOU SELFISH EYE ME AND MY FRIENDS WANT OUR FRIENDS BACK AND AS MUCH AS YOU ZAP MY FLOWERS YOU CAN NEVER ZAP OUR HEARTS ...BUT YOU WOULDNT NO BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS AND WHEN YOU GET SOME YOU WILL REALISE THAT THERE ARE NO UGLY PEOPLE JUST PEOPLE WITH UGLY PERSONALITYS

Big Eye:OK ILL FIX YOUR FRIENDS............JUST SHUT HER UP..........and you have to say these words exactly.......i wish for my friends soul back

Kristy:I wish for

Chris:ANOTHER CAN OF SARDINES!!!!*big eye gives chris sardines*

Kristy:What THE fuck is wrong with you

Chris:Wa bro chillax im sure he will give you another wish.....

Big Eye:You are only allowed one now begone......*teleports them back*

Fat Man:Ha so you guys got your friend back?

Mukissa:....................

Kristy:Yes but his soul is missing

Blake:BECAUSE OF SOME FUCKING MORON

Molly:How did you get here anyway?

Chris:My dad drove me

Kristy:How are we going to get mukissa,s soul back?..........

The Fat Man:Well there is a way........there is a church the church of remidel........if you read the purple book it will take you to the place were mukissa,s soul is.........but it is a dreadful place .......the soul realm.........i must warn you before you take on this journey

Kristy:Well then lets....go

The Fat Man:Leave mukissa here i will look after him until you get his soul back

To be continued............

Tales of intrest(Ulludulla Boys)

Raph:Yes jess if it wasnt for you we would still be pathetic grains of sand on this planet............but im sorry you have outlived your usefulness now ........you must be eliminated
Mukissa:Hey raph sup?
Raph:Oh mukissa......nothing i was just talking to jess
Jess:Mukissa raph is an alien well hes not human he,s sand made out of my mind....ummm i mean

Mukissa:Woah jess dude slow down.......relax and ill go buy you a cheese-burger

Jess:No you dont understand

Hannah:Whats going on?

Molly:Hi guys

Jess:Raph and his friends are aliens and dont really exist there trying to mess with our heads.........please belive me

Mukissa:Your saying that raph and his friends are aliens?

Jess:Yes please its a long story just use your head to make them go away

Mukissa:Why would i want to make them go away?.............they changed me for the better now im like you jess

Jess:No i dont like it...........

Mukissa:What are you saying..your the one that spoke so highley of them and now you cant handle me being like them........its sorta like seeing your own reflection isnt it.....you tried to live life through them and now i have and your getting annoyed......shouldnt you be annoyed with yourself.....Because me and you are so similar now.....its like looking into a mirror of truth and it burns your eyes

Jess:Im............sorry

Raph:Hahhahahah thos world will be a surfection paradise

Mukissa:No ........no it wont ..........you fell for it.......its quite pathetic i always wanted to know your deal and now i know what you are........goodbye idiots

Jesse:AHHH....no*turns into a pile of sand*

Butch:*Turns into sand*

Sean:*turns into sand*

Raph:You fool.............its time that you know a part of me will always remian.........because i was the dream surfer of jess,z dreams.......and even though shes gotten over it........you havnt got pass the fact that she liked me so i will never turn into sand again........

Mukissa:I guess............i have no other choice than to do this*gets out pocket knife*

Raph:You cant kill me as long as your alive

Mukissa:I know......*stabs self in chest*

Mukissa:Im........sorry jess forgive me................*dies*

Jess:No mukissa!!! you cant be gone..........im sorry please come back......

Hannah:..............

Molly:..............

Chris:*Still eating sardines*

Jess:My life...........so two sided....i dont know who i am anymore......all my life..............evreything..its all...............nothing *Dissapears*

Hannah:Ahhhh were jess go?

Molly:I read somewere that if you get so confused about your existence a strange force takes you away.........and freezes you in time..........and if you dont get out if out in a few days............she will die

Hannah:Omg...............................................Shutup molly

Hannah:I mean i better tell the others.......

To be continued.............

Tales of intrest(Ulludallua Boys)

Kristy:Homan im so bored........ill go see what chris is doing

*at chris,s house*
Kristy:*Knocks on Door*......hello
Chris:Oh hello.....you can come in if you want........im watching star wars

Kristy:That sounds fun.......but i was wondering if we could go swimmin

Chris:But ehh its all cold outside........

Kristy:Shut the fuck up and come

*At the beach*

Kristy:Ok are you coming in?

Chris:Ummmm no.......im eating *opens can of sardines*

Kristy:..............

Mukissa:Hey could you watch it dudes you almost ran into me an made me spill my fish n chips

Kristy:Mukissa? Hey what are you doing here?

Mukissa:Im just catching a few waves after i eat my chips

Chris:What the fuck?

Mukissa:Man get with the times im surfing with jess and her friends

Raph:Yeah would you like to come join us?

Chris:Ummmm NO

Kristy:No..........its ok

Jess:Hey guys sup?

Kristy:I was just going for a swim but.........ummmmm why is mukissa surfing?

Jess:Oh the ulludallua boys......they got him some new gear an taught him how to surf isnt it cool?

Kristy:I dont know.....mukissa never liked surfing....i dont understand why he would chane like this

Chris:............*eating sardines*

Mukissa:Dont worry dudes its all sweet ill catch you later i realised i got to go home..i rented a surfing movie and im dying to watch it

Jess:Mmmmmm k bu bi

Kristy:Hmmmmmm

Jess:Well i was planning to go to ali,s place do you guys want to come?

Chris:*Still eating Sardines*

Kristy:Mmmmmmmm ok ill come

*At ali,s house*

Ali:Hi!!!

Jess:Hey i brought kristy with me

Kristy:Hey ali...

Ali:OMG RYAN PHILLIP IS SO HOT IN HIS NEW MOVIE AHHHHH!!!

Kristy:Shut the fuck up

Jess:Can i talk to you for a second ali...........kristy could you just cover your ears?

Kristy:Ok............(*what a bitch*)

Jess:Ummm ali.....im kinda getting annoyed with mukissa

Ali:Why?

Jess:Its because well hes always at the beach and with the ulludulla boys and he talks about how great they are .....and it just annoys me

Ali:Well i think you should talk to him

Jess:But i just cant its to hard......

Ali:You have to talk to him

Jess:Mmmmm k i will

Ali:Kristy ummm we have finished

Kristy:Ok

Jess:Well im going to go find mukissa

Kristy:Oh hey i forgot chris

*At the School*

Molly:Finally detention is over

Hannah:Yeah so now what are going to do?

Molly:Well i have piano

Hannah:Shutup for a second...........i have an idea.......lets go to mukissa,s place

Molly:Hannah thats not a good idea i dont want to annoy mukissa and his house is out of the way and furthermore

Hannah:SHUTUP MOLLY

*At mukissa,s house*

Hannah:*knocks on door* Hello is muki there

Mukissa:Yeah come on in

Molly:Hi mukissa what are you doing?

Mukissa:Oh sorry dudes i was just about to go out for a surf

Molly:Oh i thought we could watch the yugioh movie

Mukissa:Sorry another time...............well lets go to the beach

*At the Beach*

Jess:Oh hey raph is mukissa here?

Raph:No jess but im here........

Jess:Ok well if he turns up could you tell him i need to talk to him?

Raph:What about?

Jess:I dont want to say

Raph:Im sorry i cant let you talk to him

Jess:Huh what why not?

Raph:Jess.......your so blind to the truth......we have tricked you all along

Jess:What are you talking about ?

Raph:You think so highly of us as if we are on higher level then evreybody else.........we had been searching for somebody like you for years....somebody to manipulate and mold into our own............for you see we arent human we were a race thousands of years ago, we lived on a planet called surfection.........were we ruled..there was nothing but water it filled the whole planet.............but on one day an eerie fog came about the planet dried up....thats when we took action we morphed into our own true form an drifted to your planet......our form is sand......and we cannot take form until we seep information from your minds....and because you jess.......were so confused about who you are.....we were created.....in ulludulla .......yes we were sand and because of the way you felt........and they way you think we were created from a product of you.....we are part of you.......jess and you cant escape us......we needed you to exist before but now we have a better vessel we have mukissa.........and he will never forget about us......because of you he will never forget us.........he just wants to please you so bad so he would even change who he is for you......and thats not all due to his mind we can take over this world..........as long as he needs us to impress you he will keep us around and we cant be destroyed.......

Jess:........................no

To be continued................

Tales of intrest(Mukissa and the Ulludulla Boys part 2)

Butch:Ok boss *smashes mukissa in face with surf-board*

Mukissa:Owwww..................man that was really lame

Raph:Silence.......what business do you have here?

Mukissa:Ummm i was waiting for jess

Sean:O really.......well you can stop waiting and leave

Mukissa:Im not listening to you

Raph:Why not mukissa........we practically created jess she is like us

Mukissa:What are you talking about?

Raph:Hmmmm hahaha the first day we saw her....we knew we could manipulate her and transform her into one of us...........we teach her to love surfing.........we teach her to hate the things we hate.......we change her music.........and her personality..........so she,ll be like us....

Mukissa:I dont understand the point of this

Raph:You wouldnt your pathetic..........look at you with your diseal shirt and non-surf brand jeans its pathetic....you are worthless .....we can make you a better person like us.......because we are ulludulla we are higher .......we suggest you assimilate

Mukissa:MAN YOU MUST BE ABOUT YOUR MIND

Jesse:Cmon jess would like you so much more if you were like us

Mukissa:No....i wont

Raph:Cmon we will buy you some nice billabong quicksilver board shirts and a surfboard..............

Mukissa:No im not going to be a sheep..........i wopnt suck up and follow you........

Raph:Not even for jess? ..........the one you love

Mukissa:I.......

Raph:Cmon mukissa we will take you to serfection

Mukissa:...............ok

*3hour Later*

Mukissa:......Hey sup jess?

Jess:Hey mukissa what are you doing?

Mukissa:Nothing i was just going to catch some waves...

Jess:What?...

Mukissa:Check out my new cloths there sik

Jess:There all surfy brands?!! thats sik

Mukissa:I know ay ......Lets go catch some waves...............

To be continued............

Tales of intrest(Mukissa and the Ulludulla Boys)

Mukissa:Well that day went by really fast......

Molly:You guys.....i have to go to detention

Chris:Awwwwwww Pooooor wittle molly

Hannah:ShUtUP I have a detention as well

Kristy:Well guys im going....home im bassing(playing bass)

Diana:Me to im going home to study

Chris:Wada nerd

Diana:Well what are you doing chris?

Chris:Watching star wars.......

Roy:Im going swimming so ill see you all later

Lennox:And im going soccer training ......then watching you got served again...

Mukissa:Well you guys suck..........so im going to find out were jess was today

*At the Beach*

Jess:So yeah and thats when i decided To buy a new surfboard

????:That is pretty narly dude

????:Yeah thats shibby

????:Sweet

????:Sik take it for a surf right now

Jess:Ok

Mukissa:Ummmmm hey jess what are you doing here?

Jess:Oh hey im here cause my ulludulla boys came down............Hey i just bought a new board so ill catch ya later........dude

Mukissa:But i wanna talk

*jess goes in the water*

?????:Hey........we dont like your kind round ere

Mukissa:.................what the fuck
??????:We are the ulludulla boys.........*Men in black tune plays* Here come the ulludulla boys we are the blond surfers remember that, just in case we ever face to face and make contact, With no shirt and board shorts on we walk on the sand move in groups, Mess with us better watch ya back, Here come the ulladulla boys, Surfer Beach Defenders, Now just surf with me, Just surf with me, Surf or Die........Bitch!!!!

Mukissa:.......................................

????:Well boy you scared?

Mukissa:No not really.......you guys are lame

????:Well boy im sorry were going to have to take you out

Mukissa:At least tell me your names

Butch:Mines Butch

Sean:Mines Sean

Jesse:Mines Jesse

Raph:And im the leader Raph..........but names arent important butch give him..............a hahahahah surfing lesson yes

Mukissa:Uh oh

To be continued.....................................

Tales of intrest(School,s Back)

Mukissa:.......school again*sigh*
Molly:Learning will be fun
Kristy:SHUT THE FUCK UP
Chris: OMG OMG !!!!*Pants*.......STAR WARS WAS SO AWESOUME
Roy:Yeah with lightsabers with vwing vwing noise
Zenia:I think school will be fun and if we are really lucky we will see a rainbow full of love and sweet things for all my lovley friends......etc etc
Paul:OI GAY KID YA GAY
Blake:Yeah some people would take offense to that you fuckn idiot
Paul:Calm down
Molly:Hi guys!!!
Hannah:*Pushes molly out of way* Hey guys
Roy:What is up mya-baro
Hannah:Not much......are you all excited for school?
Diana:YEAH!!! school is fun..........
Hannah:There,s the school bell
Mukissa:Dammit maths first
*in the classroom*
Mr black:Hello children my name is mr black....and today we will be studying the exciting world of algebra
Mukissa:Hey isnt jess in this class?
Diana:Mmmmm yeah but she said she might not come till later today...because of reasons
Mukissa:I SENSE A PLOT TO DESTROY THE JEDI..........i mean ummmm thats strange
Molly:Hey guys i forget my pencil case....could you please lend me a pen?
Mukissa:Ahhh molly forgot her pen
Chris:Hey evreybody MOLLY FORGOT HER PEN
*Rest of class points and laughs at molly*
Molly:*cries*
Mr black:Molly stop disturbing the class.......sorry young lady but you have an afterschool detention
*In the english class*
Mr Anderson:Hello class im mr anderson....and we are studying the media today
Hannah:Hey this teacher seems nice
Mr Anderson:THATS IT AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION i never said you could talk
Lennox:But mr anderson that wasnt fair she was just.......
Mr Anderson:SHUTUP after school detention for you to
Mr Anderson:Tell us abit about eachother to break the ice
Roy:I helped save the world once
*Akward Silence 7 minutes*
Zenia:SORRY IM LATE EVREYBODY........hey roy can i sit next to you?
Roy:OH GOD NO
Zenia:I droped a chip on the ground and it looked lonley so i bought another packet of chips and poured it on the ground so it could have some friends
Roy:Ummmmmmmm
To be continued.................

Bad News

Due to lack of funds tales of intrest this series that i have been working on is now canceld..But some good news.....My new series is coming right..........NOW