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Mukissa Live(2)

Mukissa:So paul i hear the arias are coming up this weekend
Paul:How exciting!
Mukissa:Im just suprised that they could find a time slot for it i mean they have to fit in between two repeated episodes of the simpsons and yasmin's getting married
Paul:Channel 10 qaulity programming all the time
Mukissa:Well channel 10 provides alot of qaulity programming to dosent it everyone
*crickets*
Mukissa:Well all this talk about channel 10 has been leading up to our long awaited interview with roy nunes long fan of channel 10
Roy:Hi everybody!
Mukissa:Hello roy is it true that you are homosexual and like to urinate on mailboxes
Roy:Yes no wait no what?
Mukissa:I thought as much
Roy:Yeah well your show is just racist bashing and you mocking other channels, You are just a parasite that feeds of hard working networks
Mukissa:Im sorry my network dosent prove qaulity shows such as the biggest loser and the "gayrias"congratulations to paul for that killer play on words
Paul:No problem
Mukissa:No wait lets not forget every weekend they have an adam sandler movie marathon! you know what news flash australia...HIS MOVIES ARENT THAT FUNNY
Roy:He is a legend
Mukissa:How so?
Roy:Well he's richer than you
Mukissa:Why are you getting so emotinal?
Paul:I think its because he wants adam sandler to love him long time
Roy:You see your constant homosexual remarks and racism
Mukissa:You know what i really dont care what you think you know why?
Roy:Why?
Mukissa:Because your gay and you should shutup
Roy:See you are so childish
Mukissa:Well this wraps today up no wait...we have had numerous letters given to us about what will happen in survivour so now i present you with Pyscic Paulos's Prediction!...its really paul in a turban
Paulos:I predict that...the black people will dominate but eventually mess with eachothers bitches(that means women) and then the white people will begin to introduce alcohoal and weed to them causing them to be intoxicated and fail then as white people are they will get lazy and decide to pull out their lawn chairs and just sit down, whilst the asians will be developing computers and selling illegal dvd's to maintain enough income to buy rice
Mukissa:Thats all for tonight folks...be sure to miss the aria's and watch the all new big brother....BIG BROTHER RAP-ALL STARS, but due to certain issues ther will only be three episodes of the show

Mukissa Live

Mukissa:And now for my favourite segment...what the!
Paul:No folks he's just kidding we have qaulity segments on this show
Mukissa:In other related news the pimple on kiearns forhead seems to be getting beigger
Paul:This brings it up to an outstanding 4.5cm mukissa
Mukissa:He's almost liable to compete with mzukisi in the worlds ugliest kid competition, Well anyway its time to go to my favourite part of the show..."IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND EATING YOUR FOOD"
Paul:No we scratched that segment remember?
Mukissa:Oh yeah, so i guess its on to..."PAUL'S MOVIE REVIEW*
Paul:The movie i shall be reviewing is called "Paris hiltion home movie" now first of all...i mean half the movie was in night vision and well face it paris hiltion aint that hot in fact the most intresting thing would happen to be the size of the mans penis it makes you forget that paris hilton is even in the video, But what you want to all know about is the sex scene or as some as you gay people call it "love making"...it was a dissapointment paris was in the classic bent over positon acting like a dog of poor qaulity breed, but overall i would give it one and half poo's out of ten a poor movie indeed i insist viewers choose to watch "Diary of michael jackson" as an alternitive
Mukissa:Well that sure was an excellent movie review...but now its time for "SPIT ON THE AUIDENCE", The lucky contestant who collects the most saliva will win a free trip to the moon...or something like that
*1hour later*
Mukissa:Well im out of saliva so i guess it's time to put on one of our terrific new and upcoming comedians....ASHELY HOLDEN

Ashley:Nyaaaa DOnt ya hate it when ya taking a shit and the toilet seat brakes and your stuck in the toilet i mean your literally sitting in your own poo!, But what really makes me mad is when your in the shower and there is that one pubic hair you cant pluck out nyahahahaha!
Audience:*vomits*
Paul:Well you smell terrible ashley goodbye and goodluck
Mukissa:And now...for our special guest.....he came all the way from the set of karate kid four MY MYAGI!
Kristy:Im not mr myagi
Mukissa:Hahah dont worry folks he's just a little upset cause they didnt serve rice on the plane
Kristy:Im not mr myagi im not even a guy and im philllipino
Mukissa:MR MYAGI SIR SIR! CALM DOWN YOUR RICE WILL BE READY SOON!
Kristy:Your racist
Paul:RACIST! THATS OUR MAGIC WORD FOR TODAY!, you know what that means!
Mukissa:YOU GET TO SPONGE BATH KIEARN TONIGHT!
Kristy:...err no
Mukissa:Well we have run out of time folks but be sure to tune in at 1am this morning for an adults only version of the show...its basically the same except with porn

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