Friends(The Airport part 2)

Hannah:Hello is chris,paul and mzukisi here yet?
Trainee:Excuse me ma'm i only have five minutes left on this shift so please leave me alone
Molly:Ummm hannah are you aware that this isnt the airport
Hannah:O really then why is the trainee wearing a plane on his shirt
Trainee:Ma'm the plane on my shirt represents the fastness that we will be able to deliver the pizza's in
Molly:Ha whos the idiot now hannah!
Hannah:Molly your standing in a toilet
Molly:.....GODDAMIT NOT AGAIN THATS THE THIRD PAIR OF JEANS I HAVE WRECKED
Hannah:YOU MEAN THE THIRD PAIR OF MY JEANS!
Molly:Whatever
Mukissa:Shouldnt we go to the airport!! or something
Delivery Man:Hello ummm I have some Very very old Fine China fromthe period When Emperor Ping-Pong ruled japan
Hannah:HEY I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DELIVERY MAN*falls over and breaks china*
Audience:Hahahahahahha
Mukissa:Everybody Run!!!
*at the airport*
Chris:Hey guys well the trip was fun we really need to go now
Alexia:Hey kids whats the rush?
Chris:No time to explain lets just leave
Custom Officers:Excuse me Chris marshall is there a chris marshall here?
Chris:No my name is Christaperry Winkle Jefferson
Custom Oficcers:Well you are white and only ethnic people do illigeal things......
Paul:Hey guys
Cow:Mooooo
Molly:Whats with the cow guys?
Paul:Well mzukisi kinda...err he kinda got stuck
Audience:Hahahahhaha
*at home*
Hannah:Hey you guys look on the television!
Reporter:This is an urgent news bulletin 50kilograms of pot have been smuggled into our country by a person named chris marshall...this is what the police have to say
Police:Well we dont have any leads but we are almost certain this criminal is of ethnic origon
*turns tv off*
Mukissa:So chris show me the drugs
Chris:Man i almost got caught you better pay me a lot of money for this stuff
Mukissa:Man ill pay you with my friendship
Chris:Not for this you wont! this is qaulity stuff i took it right out of somebodys garden
Mukissa:Ummmm chris thats just a bag of grass
Chris:If i just have a bag of grass where is.....oh i fed the weed to the cow then
Cow:Mooooo
Mukissa:You are so stupid.....
Lenox:Hello
Pauk:Hannah you fukn idiot did you open the door again for another stranger
Hannah:Hey i only did it last time cause he offerd me candy
Lenox:Hello how would you all like to dicover jesus?here take this complementry bible*throws chris bible*
Chris:Ahhhhh it Burns!!!!
Lenox:Our lord and savouir is returning....IN HIS NEW MOVIE JESUS STRIKES BACK!!!
Chris:Man that is such a rip off of star wars
Mukissa:Hey nobody like star wars anyway
Chris:*cries*
Audience:Awwwwww
Hannah:Hey guys look at what i can do ....*lights stick on fire* Hehehehe arent i cool?
Alexia:Ummm hannah you do know that isnt a stick thats a glow stick and it says on the glow stick "do not expose to fire"
Hannah:Uh oh.....Ill throw it into the TOILET!!!
Alexia:But molly is in ....uummm go right ahead
Hannah:*opens door*......*throws flaming rod into toilet*
Molly:HANNAH!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST THROW IN THE TOILET?
Hannah:Ummmm nothing
Molly:Could you please close the door?
Hannah:Yeah sure*closes door*........*door falls down*
Molly:Why does god hate me....
Mukissa:Hahahhaha
Alexia:Hahahahaha
Cow:Moooooo*mzukisi: ummm guys lil help*
Chris:Hahahahaha
Paul:Hahahahha
Mukissa/Alexia/Hannah/Chris/Paul:Oh molly!

Thats our Molly

Due to lack of funds earth will not be continuid instead I AM PROUD TO BRING YOU..........FRIENDS!

Alexia:I baked cookies
Molly:Yum cookies are my favourite
Alexia:Be careful they are hot
Hannah:I want one now!!!*touches cookie*.....ahhhh it burnt my finger
Audience:Awwwwww
Mukissa:Hey guys ....
Molly:Whats up mukissa?
Mukissa:Well i kinda need to borrow some money or their going to take grandpas farm away again
Molly:Ha fool me six times shame on me fool me seven times shame on you....i remember when you pulled this scam last time and you just ended up buying pot with it
Alexia:Molly you do know that your standing in the toilet right?
Molly:.....Goddamit i just bought these Jeans last week
Hannah:Hey their my jeans!
Molly:If these are your jeans, Where are mine.......
*somewhere in the north pole*
Old Coot:Goddam young whipper snapper with her hip hop rap and her in the club.....with the hippin and the hoppin and bippin and the boppin see they forgot what the rap is all about.......rap is like fine wine....no wait rap is like old eggs.....no wait why are the jeans with skid marks on my roof?
*back to the house*
Mukissa:I wonder when the rest of the guys get back from holiday
Hannah:I just ate a red candle....
Alexia:I think its next week
Molly:Why didnt you just go?
Mukissa:Well i couldnt afford the ticket
Hannah:You shoulda snuck in the animal section like mzukisi
Mukissa:They way he went in ....no thank you
*in the animal section of the plane*
Cattle:MOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mzukisi:I just noticed, Hiding inside a cow's ass isnt nearly as easy as chris said it would be
*at the house*
Mukissa:Man im really bored
Alexia:Have a cookie!
Mukissa:Errr alexia just because you take cat food and put it in the oven dosent make it a cookie
Alexia:Hmmm maybe........but maybe if you put a little bit of fairy dust on them and you wish extra hard....
Mukissa:Ummm that fairy dust did you find it in a bundle under my bed?
Alexia:No of course not.....*whistles*
Hannah:Hey they just called me we have to go pick them up at the airport*leans back on door*
*Toilet opens*
Molly:OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!!!!
Mukissa:Oh my god mollys a MAN>?!
Alexia:Hahahahahha
Hannah:Hahahahaha
Old Coot:Hahahahah
Mukissa/Alexia/Hannah:THATS OUR MOLLY!!!!
Molly:Ummm could you close the door now please

"Earth"(part 2)

Mukissa:*yawn*....arghhh where the heck am i?
????:Welcome aboard the SSM4. Bounty, earthling
Mukissa:What?......where is lenox and hannah?
????:Not to worry they are saftley secured in the boiling room
Mukissa:In the what?!?!!
????:You will be joining them soon so there is no need to start freaking out i would say just enjoy life.....well the 15minutes of it you have left that is, Oh by the way my name is Blake i will be your Death today
Narrator:The SSM4.Bounty is grade 4 of 69 grades of bounty hunter ships, These bounty hunters are hired by various planets to capture people/humaniods/cyborgs/Burblegrapps/Monsters/Other icky things, Unfortunetly for the crew of hannah's ship whilst the mariah carey song was played this bounty ship heard the song and zoomed in on their location and captured them even worse though they plan to cram them full of vasoline and boil them alive to cook the vasoline inside their stomach, They obvuisly have never heard of one of the most recent inventions...a stove, Apparently its a Votorb delicacy but they dont even enjoy the stuff they just take it to their party's to impress their rich friends at the disgusint delicacy they pretend to enjoy
Mukissa:Wait wait.....YOUR BOILING MY FRIENDS!!!
????:Yes yes we are
Mukissa:Surley there is no need for this
????:Its our job sorry........*ding* oh time for you to join your friends
Mukissa:Goddamit!!!
*in the boling room*
Mukissa:Hey guys how you doin?
Hannah:O good fine fine EXCEPT I WAS JUST FORCED TO EAT 5TUBS OF VASELINE!!!
Lenox:Yeah this shiz is wack you needa blast us outta here you cut me?
Mukissa:.........
????:...............
Mukissa:.......
????:Does he always talk like that?
Mukissa:Yeah
????:Your going to be boiled first.......ok bring in the heatam
Narrator:A heatam is a device that you place inside your belly button and it boils everything inside your stomach
Lenox:Awwww no cmon man not me your braking ma ballz!!!
????:*straps device to lenox*........now silence in about 5minutes you will feel an exrutiating pain inside your stomach
Lenox:Ggggguys help me!!! Theyz gona Killerize me
Mukissa:Lifes hard man
Hannah:Ahh only if these ropes werent so tight......wait I GOT IT IM FREE no wait....i just seem to have tightend even more.....the blood circulation is being cut off......getting dizzy
Narrator:The planet where hannah is from Hullumopia is more like a half a planet the race their is so clumsy they have taken out half their planet....it happend when one day when the whole planet was having a parade when they all fell down at the same time thus creating a massive shockwave resulting in a giant earthquake taking out half the planet
????:No i need full circulation for the vaseline to be boiled properly*tries to unloose knot*
Hannah:*breaks out* Your going down.....now wait step to the left
????:*steps to the left*.....Why did i have to step
Hannah:Because you are going DOWN!!! *Presses switch that says in giant red letters press in case of bounty hunter trying to boil you* presses button to hard and button gets jammed
Mukissa:Nice.....work FEKN IDIOT!
Narrator:The chances of a Hullum doing something smart that will succed twice in a row is at an Improbability factor of Three to 2million for thousand eight hundred at fourty two wich by a coincedence is also the amount of Hullum's alive after the giant earthquake
????:Because of that little attempt to kill me i know shall take the heatam of that earthling and put it on you*takes it of lenox*
Lenox:Phew that was a close call
Hannah:No listen if you just put that back on lenox im sure we can talk out our differences
Lenox:WAHT THE FO SHIZ!!!??
Hannah:Shhh i have a plan
????:I can hear you....you know?
Hannah:Can you or am i an illusion?
????:What?
Hannah:Exactly?
Mukisssa:...........?
????:Ok well im just going to put this on you right now*the timer counted off*.........ahhh ITS ON MY HAND GET IT OFF IT HURTS ITS BURNING!!!!
Hannah:Pfft baby.....woaaah*falls back onto the switch*
????:Oh shit..........i will be BACK REMEMBER MY NAME ITS....*Falls down*
Mukissa:.....nice work hannah
Lenox:So that was yo plan?
Hannah:No actually the plan was to sacrifice you and i escape
Lenox:.......
Mukissa:Hey err where did he go?
Hannah:He probably got vaccumed into space its not important, Whats strange is why there was only one person on this ship
Lenox:Hey bra'z i found somethin its another person like us humans
Hannah:Wait a minute*checks back of so called persons neck* this is not a human this is an andriod......It says Model A-13514 hmmmm it looks pretty old it must have been a helper droid....
A-13514:CRUSH KILL DESTROY!!! DESTROY ALL INTRUDERS!!!!
Hannah:Uh oh RUN!!!
A-13514:.............*turns off*
Hannah:Its energy cube must be damaged *opens up robots stomach*......hmmm ill just take this out*throws energy cube onto ground* Oh yeah guys be very careful those cubes can explode from a slight breeze......and there we go
A-13514:Hi
Mukissa:Woah what did you replace the cube with?
Hannah:A can of vaseline, I cant even belived it worked
A-13514:Hi im alexia and i will be your waiter today
Mukissa:Errrrr?
Lenox:I would like a cheeseburger and a happy meal
Alexia:*Rubs vaseline in lenox's face*........MEEP MEEP!!!
Hannah:Ummm i think the robot is having personality defects
Mukissa:Maybe....ITS BECAUSE YOU REPLACED ITS CORE WITH VASELINE!!!!
Hannah:Ewwww vaseline that just reminded me i feel like im gona be sick QUICK mukissa locate the bathroom on the computer it should be the green switch
*runs to computer room*
Narrator:On a standard bounty hunters ship the buttons are all black and white because bount hunters use special goggles wich show the true colours of the buttons.....bounty hunters did this so if they died on a mission nobody could take their ship and use it properly, At an improbabilty factor of Thirty two to Five thousand that he will hit the right switch and we know mukissa isnt the luckiest of humans well apart from surving earth
Mukissa:Ok ok ok ok ok.............eenie meenie mine mo*presses button*
Computer:Toilet Activated
Mukissa:Go mukissa GO MUKISSA ITS MA BIRTHDAY I GOT MAIL BABAY!!!
Narrator:Eenie meenie mine mo was a song in a very well organised orchastra wich they played on their flutes unfortunetly for the race that created it ........the teeenies they where sqaushed out by the humans on planet earth years ago by little kids and when they stepped on the little teenies by a coincedence they made a squish sound like meenie mine mo whenever they were flattend
Mukissa:*Panel opens above mukissa's head*......What the hell is that falling down from the OH MY GOD!!!!!.....AHHHHHHHHHH
Computer:We have an incoming transmission from planet vortob

"Earth"(part 1)

Narrator:It ws a very interesting day this day the sun was shining a deep red wich had never happend well not in this galaxy anyway, now we must crossover to a small suburb where a very young interesting young man lives, He had just woken up and went to the fridge to get himself a peach, the peach was very well rounded a nice shade of pink he bit into the apple when he heard a sudden strike of laughter outside his house as he wonderd outside to here this extremely irritating noise he came across a very odd site i belive he best put the words as.....
Mukissa:HOLY MERCIFUL CRAP OF CANADA! what the hell is this?, why is there a clown juggling peaches and laughing histericaly?
Clown:Hehehehehe!!!! im here to make you laugh
Narrator:At that exact moment by no coincedence clown's were now being considerd as a special race of people...intresting no?, More importantly this is when his very good friend lenox decided to pay him a visit
Lenox:Mukissa cuzzzz
Mukissa:Hey lenox ignore the clown i have no idea why one is here
Lenox:Its ok fo shiz bro i was just chillin at ma crib and i went out for a cut and i saw this wack clown badizzlin outside ma 'ome
Narrator:You might be thinking is this lenox character an alien of some sort, The awnser is no he is 100% human ....ever since he was born it has been a mystrey why he has this strange dylect
Mukissa:This is really strange....hey clown why are you here
Clown:I am here to entertain you one last time before....HAHEHAHAHEEHEHEHA
Lenox:If he dosent Cut that wack talk ima pop ma 44. into his head
Narrator:A .44 is a army issue desert eagle capable of piercing the skin and causing a spread out effect of nerve damage to the body by an amazing coincedence it also a number banned in 3states with no connection to eachother
Mukissa:Mmmmmm this is really strange
Clown:Only 5minutes left till HAHAHAH TIME!!!
Lenox:This clown is gettin me G'd to do some cap bustin cuz
Narrator:That is when another when of mukissa's friend called hannah a lifeform not from this planet, She was un-usually clumsy but what do you expect from a Hullum who lives on one of the closest planets to the biggest sun
Mukissa:Hey hannah
Hannah:Listen you two we have to leave*falls over*
Lenox:What you spittin?
Hannah:This planet has 4minutes till it explodes
Mukissa:What are you talking about?
Hannah:This clown its a warning listen the spaceships there coming
Lenox:Saaay WHAT?
Hannah:Look up in the sky you idiots
Narrator:Ironicly mukissa had a habbit of never looking up into the sky because he feared that a bird would poo on his eye at the exact brief second he would look up little did he know the chances of that happening are at an Improbabilty factor of One to Five hundred thousand eight hundred and fourty three
Mukissa*looks up* oh my god there are spaceships in the sky
Hannah:I know that is why we have to leave now
Mukissa:But but space ships......THEY DONT EXIST none of this makes sense.....
Hannah:Of course they exist what do you think the dolphins have been telling you?
Lenox:What chu jivin bout?
Hannah:Dolphins well they are always jumping out of the water, slapping their fin's together to get your attention i mean how could you not notice, they have being trying to warn you for millions of years........oh yeah your humans figures
Mukissa:I am so confused
Lenox:Errr Subwoofas?
Hannah:Ok listen we need to blast of this place....i have a capsule dont worry we will be able to get off this planet*takes out capsule*
Lenox:What th fa bizzle is diz?
Hannah:Its a capsule........just wait and see*throws capsule to ground*
Mukissa:Hey it like exploded into smoke and a spaceship appeard thats awesoume
Clown:Heheheh only 2minutes left!
Narrator:A portable capsule it was made by the creators at the capsule corparation, When you select the capsule you also select what type of craft you would like to have in it but unfortunetly due to the poor desighn of it they never figured out how to put the craft back into the capsule that is why in Mousies font(the smallest font known to man)Is written on the side of it
Hannah:Wait whats that sound?
Heavenly Voice:Hello earthlings we are the company PILOT your show has been canceld so we have been orderd to take you of the air you have about 1minute before we eliminate your planet do not complain about this we told the smartest of you......the dolphins to evacute the planet over 300years ago its not our fault you choose to ignore people on your planet and lock them up, Do not worry your Reality Show known as "Earth" is going to be replaced by a new show called "Its funny when it happens to them"
Lenox:Ha it iz tru though its funny when it happenz to dem!
Mukissa:Ummmmm so let me get this straight we are a reality show?
Hannah:There is no time just hop into the spaceship
Mukissa:Ok ok
Hannah:You to lenox
Lenox:Im down wit it
*Blasts off*
Mukissa:Errr hannah what did they mean earth is going to be canceld?
Hannah:Look out the window and you will see
Mukissa:*looks out window*...............my home planet JUST GOT DESTROYED, LENOX DID YOU SEE THAT!
Lenox:So hannah does this ship have like a mad stereo system?
Hannah:Arent either of you upset about this....i mean your home is destroyed
Mukissa:I didnt have many friends anyway
Lenox:Nah that place was itchin at me anyway
Mukissa:Hey why arent you upset about the destruction of earth?
Hannah:The thing is im kinda not from earth.....*accidently kicks lever*........uh oh
Mukissa:Hannah why did you just kick that lever that said.....incase of emergency never ever ever kick?
Hannah:This cant be good..........
*a mariah carey song is played*
Mukissa:Ahhhh i feel like my brain is being ripped out from my ears
Lenox:Turn this wack beat off
Hannah:Arghhhh it hurts......
Mukissa:Im blacking out.........
Narrator:Mariah carey is the most popular artist in the neblon galaxy for these reasons......The Cratos the ugliest race of monster's in the universe use mariah carey to torture handsome and beutiful looking monsters from the retox galaxy when those handsome and beutiful monster's hear the tune they start stratching at their face and nawing bits of their arms off. The end for now...

Behind the Scenes again...

Man with British Akcent:Hello folks im talking to you from diana's house, Well paul refuses to let diana of her chain so she is unable to be reached for an interview so we must head to the next person.....the star known as molly.....the place we shall be interviewing her is the star palace hotel the most expensive hotel in the world
*At the hotel*
Man with British Akcent:Hello is molly in?
Hotel Clerk:Oh yes certainly she is in the dog kennel outside just take the dark alleyway past the seedy drug dealers outside and the broken down jail where convicted rapists and muderer's still lurk and then a right from there past the happy sunhine village.....where a terrible pack or wild rabbits killed everyone there and ate their children then go.....oh no wait the DOG KENNEL!!! i thought you mean death ranch oh the dog kennel is just out back
*out the back*
Man with British Akcent:Hello molly so this is how molly from tales of intrest lives it up ay?
Molly:I just stepped in my own...fesis
Man with British Akcent:Ummm err well will you be staying in tales of intrest next year?
Molly:Of course i will i want to maintain this great lifestyle so i gotta do it....*steps in dog poo*........FUCK!
Man with British Akcent:Well it was nice to know how much you love the series and how dedicated you are
Molly:Mukissa said if i didnt do it......he'd be back and take my THUMBS!!! I MEAN MY THUMBS!!!!
Man with British Akcent:Well thats a real shame....its time to meet one of the longest staring characters ever in tales of intrest .....Kristy Maril ....If im not mistaken thats a pokemon.....it was a joke so laugh...right NOW!
*at kristys house*
Kristy:TALES OF INTREST ROX MY SPOONS!!!
Man with British Akcent:Hey kristy its nice to see your such a die hard fan for tales of intrest
Kristy:I WOULD DIE FOR IT.....DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE FOR IT CAUSE I WILL!!!!
Man with British Akcent:Errr no dont but ummm will you be staring in the show next year
Kristy:Yes OF COURSE I WILL IM SO NINJA ILL FLIP OUT
Man with British Akcent:Thats getting a bit old now.....
Kristy:I KNOW THEY SAID THEY WOULD REPLACE ME BUT I HELD A KNIFE TO MY HAND AND SAID ID DO IT!
Man with British Akcent:Well folks...its time to interview the last person for this day,yes i am aware of that there are several people yet to be interviewd but they will be reached at a later date ....now for the final person .......its the creator himself MUKISSA LEHURAY who lives.......in 69th Im the Greatest street right of the corner of man you wish you were me road
*at mukissa's house*
Man with British Akcent:Hello?
Mukissa:You may enter pesant
Man with British Akcent:How do you explain your great success?
Mukissa:My money
Man with British Akcent:But how did you earn money its justa blog?
Mukissa:SILENCE BRITISH PERSON!........i am King Mukissa you may call me K.M
Man with British Akcent:But you arent a king.....and well how long do you plan on writing more stories?
Mukissa:As long as the fans keep reading....it keeps me going and makes me feel like iv made a difference to the world......and i just love all of you*cries*..............KIDDING IM DOING IT TILL I GET RICH!
Man with British Akcent:There you have it......its over keep watching for the next new series......starting very soon.......who knows it may be something like harry potter
Mukissa:Dont give it away
Man with British Akcent:Did i say harry potter i meant......THE apprentine err yeah
Mukissa:Idiot.......
Man with British Akcent:Hey at least i wasnt stoned at the interview
Mukissa:The only thing im HIGH! ON IS LOVE FOR MY FANS..........and weed

Behind the Scenes

Man with British Akcent:Today folks we are going to take a gander behind the scenes of one of Australia's most succesful storys of all time tales of intrest first off we are going to go deep into the countryside where ashely lives
*in the country side*
Ashely:Howdy
Man with British Akcent:Hello ashely, I want to ask you a question how do you feel about your other cast members?
Ashely:WELL FOR ONE! MOST OF THEM ARENT AUSTRALIAN SO YEAH THATS NOT GOOD!
Man with British Akcent:Ummm ok.....and will you be joining the cast next year?
Ashely:ILL BE ON TALES OF INTREST LIKE BUTTER ON WHITE BREAD NONE OF THAT FANCY SEED BREAD!
Man with British Akcent:Errr ok, One last thing is it true you use to take steriods?
Ashely:NO CHRIS SAID THEY WHERE TIC TACS!
Man with British Akcent:But steriods are needles anyway....are you saying you swallowed needles?
Ashely:GIT OF MA PROPARTY! MR ENGLISH M"N
Man with British Akcent:I think thats......english for leave, and why are you always yelling?
Ashely:I AM INSECURE!!!
*At the beanstalk*
Man with British Akcent:You might be wondering why we are at a beanstalk that is because the might giant from tales of intrest lives up high in the clouds
*climbs up bean stalk*
Man with British Akcent:Hello
Katherine:Hey
Man with British Akcent:Katherine how do you find work in tales of intrest?
Katherine:Its alright
Man with British Akcent:But isnt it true your enourmes height is actually an illness?
Katherine:Yes i suffer from Xtreme Tallness Erectus
Man with British Akcent:Hmmmm sounds more like ERECTION!!!
Katherine:FE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE MEAT OF AN ENGLISH M'N!!!
Man with British Akcent:I think its time to do as the americans say..and BAIL!!!
*runs down bean stalk*
Man with British Akcent:Well chaps that was a close call but now we must be off to our next destination the playbody mansion to see none other than samah
*at the playboy mansion*
Man with British Akcent:So samah you now have a career with playboy are you excited?
Samah:Not as excited as you
Man with British Akcent:Errr its the pants they give of this illusion of an erection ummm errr anyway.......ummmm do you plan on staying with the tales of intrest team next year
Samah:Yes yes i do
Man with British Akcent:And how do you find your partners like who you work with?
Samah:Pretty unnatractive
Man with British Akcent:MORE LIKE PRETTY BIG ERECTION!
Samah:Your the one with the erection
Man with British Akcent:Ok this conversation has gone on to long CUT!, Ok you might be wondering why im on my computer well thats because the next person we are interviewing would only interview us through msn so now watch as i sighn on an interview Ali
-You are now Sighned in to Msn 7.5 3unread messages status set to:Getting Laid-
Man with British Akcent:Ok i will just change my msn name now
British Stallion69:Cool hi hi ali
Ali_B-Mariah Carey is God:Hey
British Stallion69:So the first question i have to ask is will you be joining the team next year?
Ali_B-Mariah Carey is God:Brb*sets status to be right back*
British Stallion69:Argghhh goddamit ..........i guess i will just do some downloading whilst i wait
*10mins later*
British Stallion69:BE RIGHT BACK!!! MY HINEY! and this download is taking forever with my 56k dial up modem..........goddamit but i wanna see paris hiltion naked now
Ali_B-Mariah Carey is like Orgasmic:I dont no if i am going to star in it next year
British Stallion69:Why not?
Ali_B-LOVE MARIAH OR DIE*appears to be offline and may not reply*
British Stallion69:Wonderful..what a waste of time
*You are now sighning out of messenger.7*
Man with British Akcent:Now oh my god is the spanish diana!
*at diana's house*
Man with British Akcent:Hello?
Paul:What the fuck do you want?
Man with British Akcent:I was looking to interview diana and you were going to be next but i can do you both at once
Paul:Yeah i keep her chained up to a pole in the kitchen
Man with British Akcent:Im sure thats against the law
Paul:She dosent mind as long as her man stays extremly attractive.....
Man with British Akcent:And who's this man?
Paul:ME YOU FUCKHEAD
Man with British Akcent:Ok err umm i think in going to go interview diana now
Paul:DONT TAKE HER CHAIN OF THOUGH
Man with British Akcent:Well folks i shall condcut the rest of this interview another time for now i must go to bed......
Paul:YOUR NOT SLEEPING WITH US!!!!