Tuesday, January 31, 2006

No return(The Truth?Part 4)

Mukissa:*points gun to blake*Yeah... It's all real this time remember when i said would remember what you have all done to me well now i remember but its not what drives me to do what i have done
Blake:Mukissa you are not well listen we have to get jess to the hospital put the gun down this is serouis
Diana:You can turn yourself in
Mukissa:Hahahaha...Its to late for that, this is the point of no return I could never go back, Life without parol up state shackled and trapped living in a hole, lookin' at the world through a crack fuck that id rather have a shoot out with cops and get shot dead, I have gone too far, there ain't no coming back for me, Auschwitz gas chamber full of Zyklon-B Just like the spanish used to use on their slaves when they where miss behaving thats all i was but now that i have spoken my mind now im not well, I feel much better than i have ever felt in my life but it seems im no considerd a virus stuck in the matrix im so dangerous now, A suicide bomer strapped and ready to blow, Don't you understand they'll never let me live out in peace, This is the point of no return and nobody can stop it, I know to much im ahead of my time the government is trying to murder me, No coming back like cutting your writs open vertically, How could a serpant be purposely put in charge of the country, My friends you are all betrayers you all fucking bite of the hand that feeds you, Remember that im just a man you shouldnt always have expectations of me
Blake:Stop fucking acting this way
Mukissa:Why do you care what happens to anybody here how do you define being alive how do you know if you are alive the only way to know if your alive is when you bleed...see the cuts on my leg i had to constantly remind myself of me being an existence on this planet you see i know im alive when i bleed, I can never go back home because the place i was from dosent exist anymore, That is why this is the last time i kneel and pray to the sky because almost everything i was told was a lie....why does anybody do anything take the australians for example Australians criminal minded Broke into hell, tore it down, and built and city behind it of course the truth is hidden away from all of you because your so ignorant you take everything for granted including me how about when i was their for you ...you just forget about me now look at all of you begging for me to put the gun down, Now you all want to be best pals with me again dont you well its to late because its not the same anymore, It rains acid, one day the earth will cry from a stone and you'll be lookin' at the world livin' inside of a dome Comperized humanity living inside of a clone...why dont any of you care? instead of thinking about yourselves, And how about Genetic engineered sickness spread amongst us do you really think everybody gets their disease people just have it open your mind you listen to what you see on televison and what you read of course its all a lie to protect you from the truth but im the crazy one why? because i dont belive what the guy on the tv or the words on a paper say, Well it dosent matter anymore well not for any of us its going to end right now....you see i realised that im the only one that can see and i could give you even more knowledge but you will just think im crazy well its time to see what happens now isnt it.....*loads gun*
The End.....(its one of those storys where it starts of their and then the rest of the story is how it got to where it is, its not over yet though

Thursday, January 12, 2006

The Joint Series 2

his Damien:*speaks on microphone* this is your new warden speaking my name is damien you may call me sir now i dont want any fucking trouble in this prison or else you hear me?...Ok then we all good
*In jess's pod*
Hannah:Why where you trying to kill mukissa huh?
Jessica:If i recall you where trying to kill me
Hannah:I was trying to stop you from hurting him
Jessica:Then why did you lie to officer nunes about what happend?
Hannah:Because...
Jessica:You are as guilty as me so back off
Hannah:Watch yoself
*at the basketball court*
Jordan:Man i wonder when mukissa will get back
Paul:Why do you care?
Jordan:Because we are friends
Paul:Listen Jordan i am offering you the chance to join me
Jordan:No way....
Paul:Your loyalty is pathetic....hold no friends in business
Jordan:Hmmmmm
*In the hospital ward*
Damien:Hello mukissa
Mukissa:Wh....what are you doing here*cough*
Damien:I am the new warden here, I always new your life was shit but i didnt think you would end up in this kindof shit hole such a shame if dad where alive he'd knock the shit out of you
Mukissa:Fuck off damien...i dont need this look what happend to me
Damien:I sympathise for you i really do*punches mukissa in stomach*
Mukissa:*Coughs up blood*....ahh
Damien:Nurse get him a tissue, Goodbye mukissa i will see you around
Katherine:Are you ok?
Mukissa:Not really
Katherine:Hahaha....dont worry you will be out of here tomorow most probably
Mukissa:Thanks....hey what happend to camron over their?
Katherine:That girl ali hurt him
Mukissa:O...ok
Molly:I have the worst luck
Mukissa:Oh yeh that crazy girl zenia shot you
Molly:Yeah....but i guess i deserved it
Mukissa:You have such a kind heart
Molly:I guess its just due to my own struggles in this world
*in ali's pod*
Blake:Hannah why have you been taking drugs
Hannah:I i i cant help it
Blake:Of course you can dont lie, Why do i get the feeling your hiding things from me?
Hannah:I just need to get my head clear ok....
*in the main hall*
Ashely:Arggg the hole sucks thats the last time i ever get sent their, Hey where are camron chris and paul...oh hey paul where are the others?
Paul:Camron is in the hospital ward he got into a fight with ali and chris ummm got paroled
Ashely:O really im going to miss chris, Hey why are their construction workers in here all of a sudden
Damien:*puts on mic* Inmates you might be wondering why their are construction workers in here that is simply because we are building a new addition to this Joint, Wich will be finished later tonight
Ali:Hey damien does that mean there is going to be drilling all night? and welding and shit like that
Damien:Yes
Ali:Thats fucking bullshit
Damien:Hey shut your mouth, If you complain ill lock you away in solitary away for so long you will be dead when you get out, And will alexia maltros please see me in my office and then after she leaves may hannah cunlife please enter
*in the wardens office*
Damien:Alexia i have called you here to give you the good news that you are up for parole tomorow
Alexia:Oh my god thank you
Damien:But before we discuss any of that you must undergoe a psyciatric evaluation tomorow
Alexia:....why im fine now
Damien:Im sorry it has to be this way but its only because your old pyscatrist wishes to have a chat with you before you are deemed fit to return to the public
Alexia:Ok....*leaves office*
Hannah:*walks in*
Damien:Take a seat hannah, So it says in your record that your an undercover cop here and you are doing pretty well already, You saved molly from being stabbed by ali it says, You saved a life very impressive...Hannah you still know the rules of you working undercover, Under no circumstances are you to take drugs in this prison
Hannah:Yes i know
Damien:So i am asking you if you have any information on the drug flow in the prison
Hannah:Ummm i have no idea as of yet
Damien:Hmmmm ok, Officer Nunes also has told me that you and an Inmate jessica where involved in a fight between mukissa lehuray
Hannah:Yes he was trying to rape her and as i heard the comotion i jumped forward to save her
Damien:Thats a great story....but is it ficton or fact?
Hannah:Its true you can ask her
Damien:Ok but report back when you have any new information on the drug flow
*In daniels pod*
Mzukisi:Well mukissa is gone so our only competiton now is samah
Daniel:We should be concentrating on figuring out where she is getting the drugs from she is not working alone go work on it
Mzukisi:Where should i start?
Daniel:Start with those rich inmates Jordan and Jessica im sure they know something...find out by any means neccesary
*at the tv room*
Alexia:Kristy
Kristy:Yes?
Alexia:Dont you ever wonder how its going to be out of this prison when you get out?
Kristy:No not really
Alexia:How can you not think about it? Its your future
Kristy:Its not important
Alexia:I know you are a good person and people can get through to you...i saw it when you gave mukissa that weopon see you arent completly inhuman
Kristy:Ha thanks
Alexia:Mmmmm, So do you belive the goss about mukissa trying to rape jess?
Kristy:I am not sure actually i dont mukissa would do that well from what i heard....
Alexia:Ahh well
Kristy:I am going to go confront jess about it tonight i belive that mukissa was innocent all along and an innocent man should not be locked away
Alexia:What do you mean locked away?
Kristy:Well when he recovers from hospital the warden will most likely interview him to what happend
Alexia:Arent you forgetting the warden is his brother im sure he wont lock him up
Kristy:His brother....i did not know that until now, Hmmm well i must go meditate in my cell now
Alexia:Ok guess ill see ya round, Are you still going to talk to jess?
Kristy:No their is no point.....bye alexia*leaves room
Alexia:Hmmm i knew she still had a heart somewhere inside her
*in the main room*
Officer Nunes:Lights out!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

(Friends) Remember the days...

Hello it has been a year since the tales of intrest people have been around and to celebrate we are going to show you how it all began....how they became..Friends


Mukissa:I wonder what im going to do today...probably just download porn again*sigh*
Tv Commercial:ARE YOU TIRED OF SITTING ON YOUR ASS DOWNLOADING PORN ALL DAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT AND MEET SOME FRIENDS! THEN CALL THIS NUMBER RIGHT NOW! 1800-1-need-friends
Mukissa:Oh my god ....JUST WHAT I NEED ILL CALL THAT NUMBER AND MAKE FUN OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DONT HAVE FRIENDS.....*calls number*......Hello im a lonley person my name is Mike-Roch i was wondering if you are lonley to?
Molly:Yes i am so lonley and my name is molly....sometimes i sleep in a dog kennel
Mukissa:Awwwwwwww goodbye LOSER*Hangs up phone* I sure showed her, Now back to downloading porn
*Somewhere in the cd store*
Blake:I cant belive they dont have mariah carey's new album out yet in this shop
Ali:Oh my god i love mariah carey to....LETS BE BEST FRIENDS AND GO TO EACHOTHERS HOUSES EVERYDAY AND GET MARRIED and...
Blake:Woah slowdown.....lets stick to the best friends thing for now
Ali:So what do you wanna do today blake?
Blake:Well after you stop caressing my head i think we should go to the park and discuss how important we are and how much everybody else in life is insignificant
Ali:I HAVE A GREAT MARIAH CAREY SONG WE COULD LISTEN TO WHILST WE DO THAT
Blake:All of mariah carey's songs are great
*somewhere in a cafe*
Alexia:Business is slow today....im so happy
Lenox:Hey slave food monkey.....i would like to get served today....hmmm served that reminds me of U GOT SERVED!!!
Alexia:Hey i hear they are filming U got served 2 at baker park today....
Lenox:YEAAAAA!!!! i am so gone!
Alexia:Finally he's gone, Now i can take my lunch break and stare at naked pictures of Jonny Depp....hey if you stare at it for a while it really isnt that big
*at chris's house*
Chris:No offense roy but you suck
Roy:I so dont suck
Chris:But you do
Roy:Lets watch the simpsons
Chris:Why is that your solution to everything?
Roy:.....i dont know
Chris:I hate you sometimes
Roy:Shhh homer simpson is saying Do'h again
Chris:HE ALWAYS SAYS THAT!!!
Roy:*turns volume up*
Chris:Im leaving im going to find some cooler people*leaves house*, Wait why did i just leave my own house?
*At mukissa's house*
Mukissa:Dammit what are all these pop ups!!!...wait a minute...A 10 STOREY MANSION WITH 15 bedrooms!!! IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE ITS ON THE INTERNET AND ONLY 1000$ A WEEK RENT!, If only i had friends to help pay the rent....hmm i hear baker park is a good place to find friends!
*in a spanish salsa class*
Diana:Now repeat after me....Salsa taco duro spanish
Paul:Listen i only came here to pick up chicks not actually learn this jibberish
Diana:You pig all men are the same
Paul:No there not im more attractive than all the other men
Diana:Mhhhhmmmm
Paul:So wanna go out for some tacos?
Diana:Well i guess we can
Paul:I know this really good taco place near baker park
*somewhere near a rainbow*
Zenia:Oh my god oh my god oh my god a rainbow full of kindess Love I must follow it to the end to see where it will take me,Hopefully to a land full of happiness, love and caring where everyone has their fair say....*2hours later* and where racism is non existent oh i think i should follow it now before it becomes nightime Hehehehehhe
*on a footpath*
Kristy:Hey whats this*picks up paper*..FREE NINJA STEALTH LESSONS AT BAKER PARK I AM SO THERE!!!*runs*
Molly:Yay now when that girl gets to baker park i will lock a cage down on her and she will have to be my friend for FOREVER!!!!
*At the cafe*
Hannah:Excuse me could i please have a big mac?
Alexia:We dont sell Big Macs
Hannah:But i like them
Alexia:.........
Hannah:Hey you know what your kinda cute...
Alexia:Errr umm thats very nice but i ummm gotta go now CIAO!
Hannah:My sweet waitress where are you going?
Alexia:I am definatly not going to baker park
Hannah:Baker Park ay
*at the end of that rainbow*
Zenia:Oh there is no land of caring butterfly children....its just a silly old park oh wait whats that it looks like a straw hut of some kind
Mzukisi:Talking white girl....with loud mouth
Zenia:OH MY GOD A POOR LITTLE AFRICAN BOY WHOS STARVING!
Mzukisi:I am not starving i am quite well fed i even have a kitchen
Zenia:Its ok poor child i will take care of you
Mukissa:So this is the mansion huh? if only i could afford it
Kristy:Hmmmm where are those ninja classes
Ali:OH MY GOD AND THEN MARIAH SAIID IT WAS A DUCK!!!!
Blake:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is so funny
Molly:Hello friend
Kristy:Errrr excuse me?
Molly:You must be here for the classes....well first you must hug me
Kristy::....IM scared
Mzukisi:Please man leave me alone man
Zenia:I wanna dress you up in a doll outfit HEHEHEHEH
Lenox:I think i have been lied to their is no U got served 2 being made here
Hannah:Hey that waitress girl isnt here.oh thats right she said she wasnt going to be here
Alexia:HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I SAID I WOULDNT BE HERE
Hannah:*Caresses alexias hair* I like you....
Mukissa:I JUST THOUGHT OF A BRILLIANT IDEA.....IF WE ALL PAY RENT WE CAN ALL LIVE IN THIS MANSION
Alexia:Agreed!
Kristy:Im in fo shiz
Molly:Yay friends....
Mzukisi:Ok man
Ali:YAY
Blake:Wooop
Ali:You stole my line
Blake:Its our line now.....
Lenox:Well i guess i can
Zenia:It will be a house full of love
Hannah:Ok i guess
Mukissa:Hey their is a spanish person across the road she can be our maid i mean thats really all their good for
Diana:Taco salasa?
Paul:Ha you have to be the maid!!! and to think we only came here for tacos
Katherine:Ummmm excuse me everything you all have been saying is all very well and nice but i actually live in that house
Mukissa:Oh cmon let us stay we will be your friend
Katherine:Ok the one with the large head makes a good point you may live with me you must pay me rent
Mukissa:But we need a black girl since its required not to be racist , You black girl come live wuith us
Samah:Meh ok
Chris:Wooooo partay!!!
Roy:I hope they have the simpsons on their tv
Jess:Hey can i come live with you
Mukissa:Nah we are full you can come apply next week though if you want
Jess:bUT BUT BUT YOU LET CHRIS NO Roy join and they didnt even ask
Mukissa:Anyway....hey SURFS UP!!!

And thats how it all began of course i had to make some bits more excting so hannah likes alexia and mukissa has a large Head it has been a pretty intresting year and all....well to all a good day good afternoon and Goodnight....

Sunday, January 08, 2006

(Friends)Welcome Back Kristy

Mukissa:Hannah are you sure this is the right terminal?
Hannah:Yes she said she was flying singapore airlines
Katherine:If thats the case then why are we in the domestic airport?
Hannah:OOOOOO Sing-apore.......i thought you were talking about the chinese resutrant
Mukissa:But singapore isnt even in china
Hannah:Why would you listen to me anyway
Katherine:Shes got a point
Hannah:Yes i do...and here it is*pokes mukissa in eye with tip of lead pencil*
Mukissa:OWWWWW I COULDNT BE IN MORE PAIN!!!!
Katherine:Hey where is mzukisi?
*somewhere in customs*
Mzukisi:Why are you arresting me i wasnt even going to another country i was waiting for somebody
Customs Officer:Silence foolish black person*bashes mzukisi in the head*
Katherine:So shouldnt we go to international...?
Mukissa:Yes we should!
Hannah:I agree
*in international*
Paul:Hey you fuckheads!
Hannah:O great its paul
Katherine:How did you know where to find us? i specifically told you mukissa not to give him the flight details
Paul:O really well arent you all real fuckn nice...fuckn arseholes
Mukissa:I did i threw it away i even securly destroyed it
Paul:Yes he did i found it in the garbage bin coverd with dog poo whilst on fire
Katherine:Why where you looking in the bin?
Paul:I thought i dropped a donut in their OK!!! GET OF MY BACK LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Diana:Ketiro taco bello ma spanish salsa dorrito estam si es amor DURO!*throws footbal at pauls groin*
Hannah:HAHAHAH FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN!!!
Mukissa:Hey where did you come from diana?
Diana:I ....dont know
Mukissa:Intresting...
Molly:Hey you guys you all locked me in the car when i tried to get out
Alexia:*Puffing* MEEP MEEP sorry guys i just finished baking these welcome back cookies for molly
Molly:O thanks alexia
Alexia:I mean kristy
Molly:*tear rolls down cheeck*...can i have one anyway?
Alexia:Sure
Molly:O MY TOUNGE !!!!
Alexia:I told you they were hot
Molly:NO YOU DIDNT!!!
Alexia:O yeh i was meant to tell you
Kristy:Ummm Hey guys
Mukissa:How long have been standing their?
Kristy:Practically the whole time you guys have been here
Molly:No body loves me
Mukissa:Hahahhahahhaha
Alexia:Hahahahha
Hannah:Hahahahaha
Katherine:Hahahahahahaha
*somehwere in jail*
Mzukisi:Can i have my phone call now?
Officer:SILENCE DICKWEED!!! now eat your canned bread
*at the airport*
Mukissa:Welcome Back kristy
Katherine:Ye MAN
Hannah:I just ate a big red candle....
Alexia:We missed you
Molly:Yeah
Kristy:AWWWWWWWWWW......shutup molly
Molly:Why are you all so mean to me?*cries*
Mukissa/Katherine/Kristy/Alexia/Hannah:Oh molly
The End
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