The After Party

Molly:HEY YOU GUYS HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN ON LEAVING ME IN HERE
Kristy:Whats that molly?......you want to live in the cage
Chris:IM A BLOKE IM A YOBO AN MA BEST FRIENDS NAME IS ROBO I WATCH FOOTY ON TV JUST FEED ME MORE VB AND PIES AND GET MY SMOKES AND GO AWAY
Mukissa:Chris is drunk already
Paul:What an annyoing fuckhead
Ashely:Dont be slack to chris you girly man
Blake:Everyone i have invented a way to become mariah carey.....after some extensive stalking outside her house i have managed to collect her old tampons and her toenail clippings ......i created the mariah bar the ultimate one way to transform into mariah carey
Hannah:Oh my god.....guys sorry im late i forgot cab fare and the cab driver in punishment made me give him all my cloths
Mukissa:That explains the lack of cloths
Lenox:THOU WHO DOES NOT THINE WHERE CLOTHS IS THY EVIL!!! *splashes holy water in hannah's eyes"
Blake:EXCUSE ME YOU RUDE PEOPLE! NOW TO TRY MY BRILLIANT IDEA*eats bar*.......oh MY GOD OH MY GOD*Has seizure and throws up on self*
Katherine:Hey where is kristy and that other chris?
Hannah:Why is molly in a cage?
Molly:Well we where playing spin the bottle and........I JUST DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT ALL RIGHT!*cries*
Alexia:Hey something is tickiling my feet.........hehehe.......hehehehe heheheh OH MY GOD SOMEONE IS KISSING MY BIG TOE!
*Under Table*
Chris:Ummmm kristy my lips are over here
Kristy:If your lips are over their then where are my lips.......OH MY GOD TOE JAM!!!!
Chris:Dont worry that happens to everybody the first time
Kristy:Really?
Chris:No nobodys that stupid i was just trying to make you feel better
*in the bathroom*
Roy:Man i cant belive nobody noticed me despite the fact i payed such an outrageous amount on my outfit
Paul:Hey roy
Roy:Ummm what the hell are you in the bathroom with me?
Paul:I just came to check you out man
Roy:AHHHHH!
Paul:*flicks light switch off*
*in the lounge room*
Jessica:You know i never get a good part in any story im always somebody who says like one line im sick of this bullshit and furthermore....
-DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING JESSICA ZELTNER HAS BEEN CUT AND WILL BE REPLACED BY HER NON UNION MEXICAN EQUIVALENT
Jesseta:Senior i am jesseta
Mukissa:..........anyway
Hannah:Ummmm could i have some cloths please?
Jesseta:No mestados
Lennox:*gives hannah bible* cover your self with gods pages.....
Hannah:Lennox you are such a fag
*Under the table*
Kristy:Man i love kissing dont you
Chris:..................*snores*
Kristy:Awwww now nobody must no about the fact we kissed just like a female spider devours the husband.......i shall now devour you
*In the morning*
Samah:Hey guys i made it
Chris:Bit late sheela
Samah:Well i was trying to arrive fashionablie late and yeah i just came to late
Chris:Figures........
Blake Carey:OH MY GOD EVERYBODY IT WORKED
Mukissa:Holy shizz pop
Blake Carey:Well it almost worked i grew 10breast sizes and my voice is high pitch and my body is so sexy......except my face is the same but am i hot or WHAT?
Everybody:*runs out door*
Molly:Hello.......people im still in the cage can anybody hear me
Kristy:Mmmmm*devouring chris under table*

The 6900(Episode 9)

Ashely:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!*turns green, muscles expand*......You must die molly
Molly:Uh oh i think i jest wet my pants
Ashely:You arent wearing pants
Molly:I knew i forgot something today
Ashely:Time to die*bear hugs molly*
Molly:Ribs cracking.....breathing....get...ing.....harder....and oh my god he has bad BO
Ashely:Yes i didnt have a shower for 3weeks just for you!!!
Molly:Ge..tting dizzie.....
Lennox:HE WHO REJECTS GODS SALVATION AND EMBRACES THE DARK LORD SHALL NOT REACH SALVATION YOUR LIFE WILL FOREVER BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL
Ashely:Come again?
Lennox:PURIFY THIS SOLE RELEASE HIM FROM HIS SHACKLES!!!* throws holy water on ashely*
Ashely:.....man its just water
Alexia:*Throws tray at ashelys head*
Ashely:Oww you will pay*drops molly*..........GRRRRRRA!!!!
Alexia:Really.....well im sorry but there is an order here for you....its the thai special rice with BANGCOCK*Punches ashely in nuts*
Ashely:OWWWW YOU FUCKING BITCH *falls down and cries,muscles detract, turns white again*
Lennox:Molly come with us now
Molly:Why are you saving me?
Lennox:No time to explain
*back at maccas*
Manager:Hello gentle men
Mike-Roch:Mm mm manger hey what are you doing here you didnt have to come all the way here
Manager:I had to see how you where all coping..oh brian nice to see you again
Brian:Nice to see you to sir
Manager:Is blake here?
Mike-Roch:No he is off taking care of one of the resisting 6900 members for us
Manager:And what of molly?
Brian:As we speak sir she is being taking care of
Manager:Good this time round there wont be any troubles getting the mission complete
Brian:No sir
Manager:I have decided to stay around until i meet this blake character....
Mike-Roch:Ok sir
*At the Mansion*
Samah:You got the pictures?
Roy:Yes here is the first edition of the magazine.....
Samah:Yes i am far superior in looks to anybody else on this planet...finally a magazine that represents what i have thought all along
Roy:Mmmmmmmm hey samah i was wondering if......
Samah:I already know you are the 4th member of team discovery channel i followed you that same day
Roy:..........
Samah:I have heard what you intend to do you intend to save the world by creating a perfect heaven.....
Roy:So will you join?
Samah:Only if you explain how its going to be done
Roy:I cannot say
Samah:Then im not joining you
Roy:Fine i dont need you anymore anyway
Samah:Fine suit yourself here take your magazine back its something you can remember me by.....oh and by the way i know you take pictures of me when im sleeping and in the shower
Roy:It was only one time i swear.....and i had just been watching womens volleyball on sbs and i was a bit horny......
Samah:Wateva
*at kristy's house*
Mukissa:Ah where am i
Kristy:Its ok you are safe you are at my house
Mukissa:Your that girl that kidnapped me......let me go now
Kristy:You can leave if you want, but i assure you blake will surley find you and take the anger out of you
Mukissa:What is wrong with you people if the anger is taking out of me wouldnt that be a good thing?
Kristy:A strong emotion taken away from the heart......your emotions wouldnt be equally balanced.....
Mukissa:So what am i supposed to do?
Kristy:The tracking device emplanted on you is leading him to you on his responder it recives the signal from the tracking device....*knock on door*
Mukissa:Wait it could be him
Kristy:No dont worry its just moll...*door flies open*
Blake:Very intresting sleep technique......that you used on me, i would like to aquire it
Kristy:Well your not getting it
Blake:I will if you keep getting angry
Mukissa:Leave her alone you came for me didnt you?
Blake:All noble are we....that will soon change
Mukissa:If i cant get angry you cant get my anger
Blake:Wishful thinking .....you can supress your anger deep down inside you but sooner or later it will burst out or you will emotinally destory yourself with the pent up rage......
Mukissa:Why.........Why do you want our anger and our strength?
Blake:To be the strongest and to be emotinally strong nobody will be able to harm me
Mukissa:You took a wrong turn with your power....why did you use your power at first at all?
Blake:These young kids were picking on a younger kid so i used my power on them......and ever since then i have been doing this
Mukissa:See you used to be sympathetic but your losing all your emotions except rage...
Blake:Enough talk....
Kristy:Blake....you want to be the strongest dont you?
Blake:Yes.....
Kristy:If you decide to join us...we can destroy the manager an his team you can take their anger......and become even more powerful then you can have your go with us
Blake:What gurantee do i have you want try to kill me after i take their anger?
Kristy:You have no gurantee.....but by then you would have absorb so much anger and strength bullets would do barley any damage
Blake:We have a deal......
*at lennox's house*
Diana:Spetos arsto tacos burrito manyana si es amor
Molly:Why did you rescue me?
Lennox:We are fighting for a cause, The manager is fighting to take over the world we might have different goals but.....we arent trying to cause pain
Molly:Hey could i get your waitress to make me vaseline on toast an serve it to me?
Alexia:Ok one vaseline on toast coming your way
Diana:SMANAY
Molly:What is with her speaking spanish?
Alexia:O no she dosent speak vanish its just a robot with an impared speech box
Molly:I see....
Lennox:Well i thought since it was a woman and it had a mouth i was horny one night......and well i tried sticking my big black....well err you dont need to know the rest of the details basically all you need to know is the voice box stuffed up cause it got jammed
Molly:Hmmmmm
Lennox:Now time to tell the truth.......you know the manager from somewhere else dont you?
Molly:Yes... i do
Lennox:Tell me
Molly:Me and him........we arent from here we are.....well we arent from here.....
Lennox:Where are you from?
Molly:I am from the begining....i help brought the test
Lennox:What are you talking about?
Molly:You cant no the truth yet, All that matters now is stopping him, if we are working together you must tell me what are your motives for wanting blake?
Lennox:Dont worry Like you said.....all that matters is stopping him
Alexia:Here is your vaseline on toast
Molly:Mmmmmmm.....
Lennox:How can you eat that garbage?
Molly:Im not eating garbage this is me eating garbage..*eats out of bin*
Alexia:Ummmm molly......i kinda had my period this morning and threw the tampon....in the bi....
Molly:Please dont finish that sentence
Roy:Hey
Lennox:O roys's here
Molly:Hello roy....i never suspected you were working for team discovery channel
Roy:Yes .....well i brought the package like you guys requested*hands over package*
Lennox:Excelent now we can storm the base and rid the world of the manager......and if blake wont join us........i will have to kill him
Alexia:This dosent cover my waitressing job
Lennox:Ok ok ill pay you time and a half to help me
Alexia:Deal chicken piddle
Lennox:Errr ok
*On the way to maccas*
Ali:I have to talk to blake again..........he cant live this way i will save him
Samah:O if it isnt you
Ali:You must be samah the incredibly hot one huh?
Samah:Yep thats me
Ali:Hmmmm your insecure about your looks
Samah:Huh?
Ali:I can read your secrets
Samah:Thats a dangerous power.....becareful or you might know a secret wich will cause more pain than relief
Ali:Watever
Samah:Well i guess i will see you at maccas
Ali:Why are you going their?
Samah:Some nasty shit is going down im going to get my front row seat
Ali:Hmmmmm well im going to choose a different path to walk to maccas cause frankly your aannoying me
Samah:Honey dont hate me cause im beutiful
Ali:*walks on other side of road*
*at kristy's house*
Kristy:We will go to maccas now and confront the manager......
Mukissa:But what about molly
Kristy:Molly.........wouldnt want us to wait for her we have no time we must act lets go now
*at lennox;s house*
Lennox:Its time to go...
Molly:Hmmmm i hope blake didnt get kristy or mukissa
Lennox:We must hurry
Alexia:Lets go
Diana:TACO!
Lennox:I really gotta fix that robot
Molly:Are you sure you are all prepeard.........
Lennox:Yes ...its time molly
*at the maccas base*
Ashely:Sorry mike roch i ....i was attacked by team discovery channel
Mananger:Did you kill molly before they arrived?
Ashely:N n n no sir
Manager:You failed.....*takes out gun*......you see ashely today is judgement day .......and unfortunetly you have not proven yourself*shoots ashely in head*
Brian:That was a bit harsh........and that line of yours was really lame
Manager:YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!!!!
Brian:Errr no.........
Mike-Roch:DADADADADADAD WOOP WOOP!!!
Brian:Stop listening to your ipod and.....bloody pay attention*knocks ipod to floor*
Mike-Roch:Wiips
Brian:Uh sir the monitors have sensed people within a mile of this place what do we do?
Manager:Take these*hands out guns*...now prepeare to fight with all your might .....and wateva you do dont kill blake well not until i see him
*on the way to maccas*
Lennox:Hmmm its coming together...........the dream that i have realised will be achived tonight
Molly:And this dream is?
Lennox:......Do not worry about that now you have plenty of time for questions later but now we must stop the manager and blake.......

The 6900(Episode 8)

Blake:Ahhh where am i?
Ali:Hello.....your saftley at my place i found you on the road
Blake:You your that girl that i saw at the maccas headquaters
Ali:Yes my name is ali and your name is blake im suprised your alive, you got hit by a van.....but thats no suprise considering what you do
Blake:What?
Ali:Nothing......
Blake:Thanx for the help but i really didnt need any help from a slut
Ali:Your not going to anger me
Blake:What are you talking about?
Ali:Dont play dumb i know all about your power blake
Blake:How?
Ali:I know your darkest secrets
Blake:Then i guess you know why i cant let you live?
Ali:You can kill me but it wont do shit
Blake:What are you talking about?
Ali:Hmmmmm i read into molly and she knew exactly what your powers where...its not a secret, but she has only told one other so not to worry
Blake:So you know why im helping the manager and his team?
Ali:Yes....i do
Blake:Why did you pick me off the road
Ali:You where in trouble i couldnt let you suffer
Blake:Your sympathy makes you weak.....
Ali:Maybe but i belive that people can change......and if you try to remember back to what started you using that power of yours.......you will find your real self again
Blake:He was a fool......nieve i am mature i know what i truly want now
Ali:Do you really, will it make you happy?
Blake:I must go now........and find mukissa
Ali:Bye blake
Blake:We shall meet again
*at discovery channels hideout*
Lennox:Things are quiet .....to quiet
Alexia:Thats because you put the television on mute
Lennox:Ahhh i see
Alexia:Ummmm lennox this plan of yours......you know how we said we must capture blake?
Lennox:Yeah?
Alexia:How do you plan on doing that?
Lennox:Dont worry its all coming together
Alexia:How?
Lennox:I have a plan....
Alexia:Wich is?
Lennox:Its a secret
Alexia:You dont have a plan do you
Lennox:You know you need to shutup like right now
Alexia:I knew it
Lennox:Listen waitress girl ........before i can make my move i need our partner to do his job......hey why are you against me anyway we are own the same team?
Alexia:Hey i just serve you drinks
Lennox:*sigh* i need friends
Diana:Sptaro yamas taco
Lennox:*sigh* friends that i can understand
*at maccas*
Mike-Roch:We have gotten word that mukissa has left molly's team
Brian:So that means molly's defenses will be weak
Mike-Roch:Send ashely after molly......to kill her
Brian:Kill her with Laughter or kill her with strength?
Mike-Roch:.........
Brian:Sorry yeah i know it was obvuis
*at the mansion*
Roy:So samah its good to see you have waited for me
Samah:Listen roy i dont know what your planning but these pictures arent going to any magazine company are they?
Roy:Uhhh of course they are....
Samah:Then why havent you published them yet
Roy:Because they arent ready
Samah:Listen up, If you dont show me in a magazine by tomorow morning im leaving your sorry ass
Roy:Ok i will have the produce by tomorow
Samah:Good......now watch me put on this hot pink bikini slowly and sexually
*in an alleyway*
Molly:Hello
????:Molly where is mukissa?
Molly:We had some trouble and one thing led to another and now he hates vaseline on toast
????:I see........
Molly:Im sure you could persuade him to re-join us
????:Where was he heading?
Molly:Im not sure he is probably going home though
????:Blake will most probably go their next we must hurry
Molly:Ok.....i will stay in the van whilst you rescue him
????:Pussy......
*at mukissa's house*
Mukissa:O cool my subcrition to the spice girls club has sent me another cd......*pops cd in*.......I love this song....SOOOOO TELL ME WHAT I WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA UH I WANNA UH I REALLY REALLY WANNA *door brakes down*
Blake:You should have just let me purify you before.......now i have to use force
Mukissa:Not you again
Blake:Are you getting aggrivated?
Mukissa:Yes now leave before i might do something i will regret*picks up knife from kitchen table*
Blake:Hmmmm a knife it will take much more than that to stop me*punches mukissa in stomach*
Mukissa:*flies into bookshelf*.....owwww fuck that punch had like the strength of 10 men
Blake:52 to be precise.....
Mukissa:Now you have angerd me.......that bookshelf was the LIMITED EDIOTN SPICE GIRLS BOOKSHELF!!!!!! *Punches blake in stomach*
Blake:Ah......hahahahah that was pathetic puts hand on stomach, Dont worry everythings going to be fine
Mukissa:Wha what are you doing........i feel like my inside is being ripped apart
????:YOU STOP
Blake:Who are you
????:Sleep *puts hand over blake's eyes*
Blake:Ahhhh so close......*falls asleep*
Mukissa:Who are you?
????:Thats not important but what is important is that you come with me right now
Mukissa:Why should i?
????:Apart from the fact that i just saved your life, He will wake up in about 10minutes.....so come on
Mukissa:Ok
*outside*
Molly:Mukissa.....
Mukissa:You what do you want?
Molly:I am going to introduce you to kristy she is the 6900 member i was talking about
Kristy:Hello.....molly told me you wanted awnsers well im going to give them to you......i am the only member of the 6900 nobody besides molly knows about we dont want the enemy finding out there is another 6900 member out their, Ok down to business that person blake.....he is a 6900 member as well but his power.....is above all others, He angers people then sucks the anger out from your heart.....when he does that he takes all the anger out of you forever
Mukissa:Why is that a bad thing?
Kristy:He takes the anger out people but......he absorbs that anger into himself and he also takes the persons strength that is why....he was able to withstand so much pain and was able to smash you with one punch into a bookshelf
Mukissa:But this still dosent add up.....why cant we just kill him with a gun or something
Kristy:Because we need him to join us....
Mukissa:How in the world could you persuade him to join us?
Kristy:We havent figured that out yet.........but we know a way to bring him straight to us
Mukissa:How?
Kristy:If we have you he will track us down.......thats when we will make our move
Mukissa:What im not becoming your bait
Kristy:Im sorry it must be this way ....Sleep*puts hand over mukissa's eyes*
Mukissa:Damn you......*falls asleep*
Kristy:Molly i will take him back to my place......we dont want to be seen together ok?
Molly:I understand.......
Kristy:*puts mukissa in van and drives off*
Molly:Looks like im walking their
Ashely:How are you going to walk if i break your legs?
To be continued.........