Negrotees.7...The Last Stand...
*doorbell rings*
Mukissa:Psst guys nobody awnser the doorbell its jordan
Lenox:Are you serouis man i hate that kid
Mukissa:Lets pretend where not home
*outside the afro cave*
Jordan:Hey guys dont pretend your not home i can see lenox's ass from behind the door
*inside the afro cave*
Mukissa:How is that even possible?
Mzukisi:Guys guys!!!
Lenox:WHAT?
Mzukisi:Looks whats on the tv
Lenox:*looks at tv*....and now back to mens volleyball
Mukissa:How gay are you man?
Mzukisi:Not that channel the other channel
Lenox:*turns it on the other channel*....and the notoruis white man christoper marshall has created a gravitational device that will bring the sun crashing down to the earth unless the "negrotees" come to his place with a box of cookies, the new issue of "ralph" oh and there afro combs with enable them to transform
Mukissa:This isnt good we gotta go*opens door*
Jordan:Guys i can help you
Mukissa:What could you possibly do yourjewish
Jordan:I can sell you something
Mukissa:Oh no last time i bought something of you i ended up naked in a bathtub of ice
Jordan:Thats because i sold you a bottle of vodka and you thought it would be fun to lie in a bath full of ice
Mukissa:Errr...still you dont have a power
Jordan:No no no...i do*puts on jew hat*
Mukissa:I dont see any change
Jordan:I can persuade the enemy to buy poor qaulity items at an extremly inflated price
Mzukisi:Cmon guys we gotta go
Mukissa:Just dont interfere jordan
*at chris's house*
Chris:Eh hahahaha! WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!
Lenox:Right here like you requested
Chris:And the ralph?
Mzukisi:*Admiring the men in the ralp magazine whilst rubbing nipples*....IM NOT GAY!
Mukissa:I didnt even say it that time
Chris:Now hand over your afro combs or else ill destroy this planet
Mukissa:Im just curouis...but how did you end up figuring out how to do that?
Chris:I watch star wars alot all right...these things just come to me
*everybody hands over combs*
Mukissa:Now give us the device
Chris:Hahahah why would i do that now that i have the afro combs...
Mukissa:You double crossing coward!
Chris:*uses afro combs to transform* BEHOLD! THE GREATEST WHITE MAN SINCE HITLER!
It:Hahahaha
Lenox:That is possibly the ugliest creation i have ever seen...its like....lips are just....to big and his ass is so...floppy and big argg im going to be sick
Mzukisi:I dunno hes kinda cute
It:Now i shall rule the world
Lenox:Dont worry guys i attached a device to my comb so when it was used to transform the person would explode all i have to do is press this button here
It:Uh oh...ummm give it to me
Lenox:Say please
It:Please
Lenox:Ok you can have it
Mukissa:What THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
Lenox:But he said please...*gets knocked down and lands on device and breaks it*
Jew-Man:HA JEW MAN TO THE RESCUE! DO YOU WANT A LOAN! WELL TO BAD!
Mukissa:You just destroyed our only means of killing chris...
It:Trust a jewish person to stuff it up
Jew-Man:Dont worry kiss i will stop him
It:Hahahah if you wish! JEW!*jumps up in the air*
Lenox:Look out jordan hes going to sit on you!
Jew-Man:Dont worry i have a plan...w-wait a minute IS THAT FIVE CENTS ON THE GROUND*bends down to the ground*
It:*crushes lenox*
Mukissa:You...YOU FUCKING JEW YOU JUST CAUSED LENOX TO DIE!!! ARGG
Mzukisi:Oh my god im so turned on
Mukissa:We really need to talk about your increasing gayness mzukisi
It:Its over...accept your fate mukissa your done
Mukissa:*kisses it*
It:Ha nice try...but that was just totally gay and didnt do anything
Mukissa:We are so screwed....
It:*opens floppy lips wide and vacuums mukissa in*
Mzukisi:I guess its up to me....*slips and falls on knife*
It:With all the negrotees dead nobody can stop me and my eternal ugliness and for my first request the ENTIRE WORLD MUST WATCH A STAR WARS MARATHON THEN THEY WILL KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A NERD!
Jew-Man:...err im still here
It:What is it jew? are you trying to oppose me and my ultimateness!
Jew-Man:No i was just going...to ask you....do you wanna buy these shoes
It:No way jew!*flies away*
Jew-Man:How did he manage to fly he dosent have wings...oh yeah thats right hes half elephant
*on the harbour bridge*
It:Eating pie...hahahahahah this pie is so good
Jew-Man:You didnt aqquire that pie legally did you!
It:Yes i did actually i went to Garlos pies...I ave a super villans discount card it gives me 10% off
Jew-Man:And they call me a jew
It:What do you want you cant defeat me
Jew-Man:I was responsible...for the death of the negrotees but....i will avenge them look who i brought!
Ali:I shall smother all those who oppose justice with my massive breasts
Blake:There is no evil...or good...there is only gayness and diet pepsi
Kristy:With my ultimate DDR galaxy world skills you will fall to awesoume dancing style
Samah:I dont even really wanna be here i only came because kristy was driving so like yeah...i dont really care what happens
Diana:I am the fastest taco maker in all of mexico...you wont be able resist a taco from me
Paul:I dont have a fucking power because the fucking writer is a gay fuckhead and i suck penis....see look WHAT HE MADE ME SAY!
Jew-Man:I found the cheapest superheroes around and together we will destroy you
It:I farted
Paul:Ahahahahahhaha
It:So paul how ya been?
Paul:Im alright a little tired but alright and you chris?
It:As you can see i have become a bit unnatractive but its all at the expense of taking over the world and getting chicks
Paul:But you cant get chicks with that hideous facial disfigurment you call a face right now
It:Oh yeah i guess your right*powers down*....errr ummm yeah well sorry about killing your friends and all well...err boy this is akward i guess ill just see you at the pub
Jew-Man:....so its over....now WE CAN CONTINUE THE QUEST FOR FIVE CENT PIECES
Mukissa:You are the biggest jew
Jew-Man:Mukissa you survived?
Mukissa:Yeah that was my mexican stunt double who died
Jew-Man:And what about the others?
Mukissa:Nah their dead
Jew-Man:Awww k
Mukissa:You know jordan...you are possibly the worst character yet on this show
Jew-Man:Thats my kiss!
Kristy:Who's up for DDR?
Ali:Thats our kristy!
Blake:Who wants to go to oxford street and look for men?
Mzukisi:I DO I DO!
Jew-Man:I thought you where dead?
Mzukisi:Im a zombie duh!
So lenox is dead...but nobody cares......as per usual its a happy ending
