Sunday, June 25, 2006

Negrotees.7...The Last Stand...

You knew it was coming...negrotees movie....it will make you cry, laugh, and throw up in disgust at the ugliness of some characters

*doorbell rings*
Mukissa:Psst guys nobody awnser the doorbell its jordan
Lenox:Are you serouis man i hate that kid
Mukissa:Lets pretend where not home
*outside the afro cave*
Jordan:Hey guys dont pretend your not home i can see lenox's ass from behind the door
*inside the afro cave*
Mukissa:How is that even possible?
Mzukisi:Guys guys!!!
Lenox:WHAT?
Mzukisi:Looks whats on the tv
Lenox:*looks at tv*....and now back to mens volleyball
Mukissa:How gay are you man?
Mzukisi:Not that channel the other channel
Lenox:*turns it on the other channel*....and the notoruis white man christoper marshall has created a gravitational device that will bring the sun crashing down to the earth unless the "negrotees" come to his place with a box of cookies, the new issue of "ralph" oh and there afro combs with enable them to transform
Mukissa:This isnt good we gotta go*opens door*
Jordan:Guys i can help you
Mukissa:What could you possibly do yourjewish
Jordan:I can sell you something
Mukissa:Oh no last time i bought something of you i ended up naked in a bathtub of ice
Jordan:Thats because i sold you a bottle of vodka and you thought it would be fun to lie in a bath full of ice
Mukissa:Errr...still you dont have a power
Jordan:No no no...i do*puts on jew hat*
Mukissa:I dont see any change
Jordan:I can persuade the enemy to buy poor qaulity items at an extremly inflated price
Mzukisi:Cmon guys we gotta go
Mukissa:Just dont interfere jordan
*at chris's house*
Chris:Eh hahahaha! WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!
Lenox:Right here like you requested
Chris:And the ralph?
Mzukisi:*Admiring the men in the ralp magazine whilst rubbing nipples*....IM NOT GAY!
Mukissa:I didnt even say it that time
Chris:Now hand over your afro combs or else ill destroy this planet
Mukissa:Im just curouis...but how did you end up figuring out how to do that?
Chris:I watch star wars alot all right...these things just come to me
*everybody hands over combs*
Mukissa:Now give us the device
Chris:Hahahah why would i do that now that i have the afro combs...
Mukissa:You double crossing coward!
Chris:*uses afro combs to transform* BEHOLD! THE GREATEST WHITE MAN SINCE HITLER!
It:Hahahaha
Lenox:That is possibly the ugliest creation i have ever seen...its like....lips are just....to big and his ass is so...floppy and big argg im going to be sick
Mzukisi:I dunno hes kinda cute
It:Now i shall rule the world
Lenox:Dont worry guys i attached a device to my comb so when it was used to transform the person would explode all i have to do is press this button here
It:Uh oh...ummm give it to me
Lenox:Say please
It:Please
Lenox:Ok you can have it
Mukissa:What THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
Lenox:But he said please...*gets knocked down and lands on device and breaks it*
Jew-Man:HA JEW MAN TO THE RESCUE! DO YOU WANT A LOAN! WELL TO BAD!
Mukissa:You just destroyed our only means of killing chris...
It:Trust a jewish person to stuff it up
Jew-Man:Dont worry kiss i will stop him
It:Hahahah if you wish! JEW!*jumps up in the air*
Lenox:Look out jordan hes going to sit on you!
Jew-Man:Dont worry i have a plan...w-wait a minute IS THAT FIVE CENTS ON THE GROUND*bends down to the ground*
It:*crushes lenox*
Mukissa:You...YOU FUCKING JEW YOU JUST CAUSED LENOX TO DIE!!! ARGG
Mzukisi:Oh my god im so turned on
Mukissa:We really need to talk about your increasing gayness mzukisi
It:Its over...accept your fate mukissa your done
Mukissa:*kisses it*
It:Ha nice try...but that was just totally gay and didnt do anything
Mukissa:We are so screwed....
It:*opens floppy lips wide and vacuums mukissa in*
Mzukisi:I guess its up to me....*slips and falls on knife*
It:With all the negrotees dead nobody can stop me and my eternal ugliness and for my first request the ENTIRE WORLD MUST WATCH A STAR WARS MARATHON THEN THEY WILL KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A NERD!
Jew-Man:...err im still here
It:What is it jew? are you trying to oppose me and my ultimateness!
Jew-Man:No i was just going...to ask you....do you wanna buy these shoes
It:No way jew!*flies away*
Jew-Man:How did he manage to fly he dosent have wings...oh yeah thats right hes half elephant

*on the harbour bridge*
It:Eating pie...hahahahahah this pie is so good
Jew-Man:You didnt aqquire that pie legally did you!
It:Yes i did actually i went to Garlos pies...I ave a super villans discount card it gives me 10% off
Jew-Man:And they call me a jew
It:What do you want you cant defeat me
Jew-Man:I was responsible...for the death of the negrotees but....i will avenge them look who i brought!
Ali:I shall smother all those who oppose justice with my massive breasts
Blake:There is no evil...or good...there is only gayness and diet pepsi
Kristy:With my ultimate DDR galaxy world skills you will fall to awesoume dancing style
Samah:I dont even really wanna be here i only came because kristy was driving so like yeah...i dont really care what happens
Diana:I am the fastest taco maker in all of mexico...you wont be able resist a taco from me
Paul:I dont have a fucking power because the fucking writer is a gay fuckhead and i suck penis....see look WHAT HE MADE ME SAY!
Jew-Man:I found the cheapest superheroes around and together we will destroy you
It:I farted
Paul:Ahahahahahhaha
It:So paul how ya been?
Paul:Im alright a little tired but alright and you chris?
It:As you can see i have become a bit unnatractive but its all at the expense of taking over the world and getting chicks
Paul:But you cant get chicks with that hideous facial disfigurment you call a face right now
It:Oh yeah i guess your right*powers down*....errr ummm yeah well sorry about killing your friends and all well...err boy this is akward i guess ill just see you at the pub
Jew-Man:....so its over....now WE CAN CONTINUE THE QUEST FOR FIVE CENT PIECES
Mukissa:You are the biggest jew
Jew-Man:Mukissa you survived?
Mukissa:Yeah that was my mexican stunt double who died
Jew-Man:And what about the others?
Mukissa:Nah their dead
Jew-Man:Awww k
Mukissa:You know jordan...you are possibly the worst character yet on this show
Jew-Man:Thats my kiss!
Kristy:Who's up for DDR?
Ali:Thats our kristy!
Blake:Who wants to go to oxford street and look for men?
Mzukisi:I DO I DO!
Jew-Man:I thought you where dead?
Mzukisi:Im a zombie duh!

So lenox is dead...but nobody cares......as per usual its a happy ending

Negrotees.6

On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z...goku talked for the first fifteen minutes then decided he needed to go to the bathroom only there was no TOILET PAPER! thus the z warriors had to find the dragon balls and wish for toilet paper...errr i mean back to the negrotees

Lenox:You must kiss him
Mukissa:I cant...its so dirty
Lenox:Mukissa you gotta do it...for the sake of the world
Mukissa:Why dont you do it
Lenox:Thats disgusting
Sir kissalot:SEE HA! YOU WONT DO IT WILL YOU!
Lenox:Yeah he is pretty disgusting
Kiearn:*eating cockroaches*...Muhahaha*chewing noises* you will never defeat me and my odour!
Ashley:Nyahahah!
Lenox:Wait i have a plan if we utalise the power of the dark afro comb we can probably fuse together and destroy them!
Sir kissalot:Thats a perfect idea
Lenox:Oh wait no we cant...its just a comb thats impossible
Sir kissalot:I hate you...argg my eyes whats happening?
Ashley:Eh hahanya! i am reflecting the light of my braces into your eyes thus enabling you unable to see!
Sir kissalot:We are doomed
Chris:*transforms back into a human...but still unnatractive* And you will never defeat me for i have the force*takes out lightsaber*
Blake:Hey leave them alone!
Sir kissalot:Blake!
Mzukisi:*gets up of ground* ha you guys are in for it now
Blake:I will fuck the ass of evil!
Kiearn:Yay!*still eating cockroaches*
Blake:Errr ...actually i think ill just kill you
Kiearn:I would like to see you try
Blake:Behold my gay powers...ARGGGGG*hair changes colour*...awww nah i dont like it this colour it dosent really match my shirt
Sir kissalot:*powers done*...ok i give up bad guys you can kill me just please kill blake first hes just so gay
Blake:Have you had enough?
Chris:.....
Blake:NOW BEHOLD MY EXTREMLY TIGHT SHORTS!
Ashley:AHHHH! ITS SO HOT THAT ITS CAUSING THE METAL IN MY MOUTH TO EXPAND*head explodes*
Chris:That dosent make sense why would he die because of that....OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING!
Kiearn:Hahahah my odour barrier is to much for you
Chris:Ha it wasnt that powerful
Lenox:Umm chris your eyes are on fire
Chris:Oh yeah they are...AHHHHHH *transforms*.....No wait i shouldnt have done that*flops to floor and struggled to breathe*
Blake:Its time to finish you kiearn........KAAAAAA....MAAAAA.....HAAA
Mzukisi:I didnt know gay people could do that
Mukissa:Yeah they can it was on the discovery channel
Mzukisi:Really?
Mukissa:Yeah...but overall the sho w was bad it was mainly due to the fact that the lighting in some areas was just totally all wrong and well yeah the man who was talking didnt put enough passion in it
Mzukisi:Oh yeah you need good lighting you know what movie had good lighting ummm Legally Blonde
Mukissa:Yeah thats true
Mzukisi:It was abit lacking in story though
Mukissa:Definently
Lenox:Guys...did you all just forget about the intense battle scene?
Mukissa:Oh yeah carry on
Blake:MAAAAAAAY YAAA!*shoots bolt of energy at kiearn*
Kiearn:*destroys kiearns odour*
Blake:Now what kiearn?
Kiearn:Oh no without my odour im just extremly unnatractive...i give up
Blake:And now to finish him of*bend kiearn over*
Mukissa:Uh oh...
Lenox:This aint gona be pretty
Mzukisi:Hey hey hey i wanna see where this is going
Mukissa:Your so gay
Mzukisi:NOT GAY! just curouis...
Blake:*slaps kiearns ass*
Kiearn:*head explodes and dies*
Blake:Now you chris...
Chris:Oh a slap thats ok
Blake:No im going to fuck you in the ass!
Chris:NEVER*jumps into X-wing and flies into the sunset*
Mukissa:Thanks blake
Blake:Dont thank me...he will back
Mukissa:And im sure he will come back even more uglier
Lenox:I had a bright idea guys...why dosent blake join the negrotees
Mzukisi:Yeah why not?
Blake:Im flatterd thanks...but i cant join you guys....i must achieve my dream of opening hairdressing shops worldwide with sexual titles such as "Le Sex" and..."Come in here for a good time"
Mukissa:Are you sure you wanna fufill your stereotype? i mean you would be a great assest to our team
Mzukisi:Yes blake does have great assets...*drools*
Blake:Nah guys ...maybe our paths will cross again and if your near oxford street pop by my house....its the one with all the holes along the wall

And so the heroes once again where saved by somebody else...but what of chris? will he come back with an even uglier crew of white people or will he try to download star wars porn...probably both

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Negrotees.5

*in the afro cave*
Lenox:What are you guys arguing about?

Mukissa:Well mzukisi thinks that halle berry eating ice cream without a shirt on is hotter than lindsay lohan naked doing a backwards crabwalk
Mzukisi:Oh cmon man i mean HALLE!
Mukissa:You dont know what a crabwalk is do you?
Mzukisi:Yeah i do...
Mukissa:They dont get crabs in africa do they?
Mzukisi:Im sick of your racism
Mukissa:Im sick of your...SMALL PENIS! OH YEAH GIVE IT UP
Lenox:Your so immature mukissa
Mukissa:No your immature
*crash noise*
Lenox:What was that
Mukissa:Please by linsday lohan please please...
Chris:Ahahahahahah!
Mukissa:Oh no its Chris Marshall and his home slice crew of ultra gayness
Ashley:Nyaaa we have been fighting to be the best superheroes on the block for years now and its all going to end today
Kiearn:There is no way you can defeat us
Chris:You will fall to my power for i am...half dog, half shark, half elephant and an ultimate star wars nerd*grows massive ears, gets smelly dog breath and gets gills* Hahaahahah lets see you defeat us*takes out lightsaber*
Mukissa:Dude put the lightsaber away we dont want anyone getting hurt
Chris:Oh i thought...
Kiearn:Yeah he's right a lightsaber is pretty dangerous
Chris:*drops to ground and struggles to breath*
Lenox:Looks like chris is GILLED!
Mukissa:Why do you try lenox?
Kiearn:Check out my power...with my ultimate ability to smell bad i can bring tears to my oppenents eyes thus blurring their vision and leaving them open for attack
Ashley:And with my metal mouth i can absorb lighting....YEAH THINK ABOUT IT NYAAA!
Mukissa:Thats a pretty bad power
*The negrotees transform*
Crazy Crazy Nigga:CMON LETS FIGHT!!!
Kiearn:SMEEL MY BAD ODOUR!*raises armpits*
Crazy Nigga:Woah thats...bad i cant keep my crazyness argg *falls down*
Captin Ghetto Booty:Its time to die! *sits on kiearn*...and thats the end of that!
Sir Kissalot:*kisses ashley*...what my lips didnt do anything!!!
Ashley:Nyahahaha that is because of my metal braces they are made out of the greatest super computer in the world
Sir Kissalot:You are so nerdy...I HATE NERDS!!!*Does gigantic kiss*
Ashley:You might as well give up you and your friends cannot defeat us!
Sir Kissalot:My kisses they do nothing...
Captin Ghetto Booty:Ahhhh KIEARNS INSIDE ME!
Sir Kissalot:How is that possible?
Ashley:Kiearn used his extreme odour to create an odour barrier wich gives him oxygen so he has been able to survive in your rectum...EMERGE KIEARN!
Sir Kissalot:I....hate........NERDS!
Captin Ghetto Booty:*kiearn jumps out of ass*.....my ghetto booty whats happening?
Kiearn:Heheheh i rubbed my armpit against the inside of your ass and it couldnt take the pain so now its more like...CAPTIN FLAT BOOTY
Chris:Arg....help*struggles to breath*.....must use the force
Lenox:Mukissa its up to you to kiss kiearn!
Sir Kissalot:Why dont you fucking go kiss kiearn
Lenox:Dont be immature you must kiss him
Sir Kissalot:No way NO FRIGGIN WAY AM I TOUCHING HIM!

Is this the last chapter of the superheroes or will mukissa kiss kiearn and even if he does...what about nerdy ashley....will chris marshall and his home slice crew of ultra gayness win?...find out in the exciting conclusion

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Negrotees.4(Season Finale)

*In the desert*
Mukissa:I never thought that time machine you made lenox would work
Lenox:Yeah im suprised to
Slavemaster:Hey fellas
Mukissa:Oh look its a friendly white man with a whip
Slavemaster:How would you like some Rihbeena and some weed?
Mukissa:That would be great
Lenox:*pulls mukissa aside*...dont you notice anything wrong with this?
Mukissa:Ummm let me check....no
Lenox:LOOK AT HIS FREAKIN NAME >>>SLAVE MASTER<<<
Mukissa:That could mean anything...it could even be his nickname
Slavemaster:Well?
Mukissa:Rihbeena or weed...well being the typical black stereotype that i am i guess i will take the rhibeena
Slavemaster:You may have it all you have to do is sighn here*holds out form*
Lenox:Mukissa...look where we are....
Mukissa:Yeah im looking i just see some unfinished buildings and rows and rows of black people tied to rocks
Lenox:...get it yet?
Mukissa:OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD...no wait.....no
Lenox:This is a slavemaster...one of the people that enslaved our ancestors
Mukissa:Nahhh thats impossible hes offering us treats
Lenox:Its obvuisly a trick
Mukissa:You make a good point...but rhibeena is purple.....i have no idea what to do...i wish mzukisi was here to help me choose
*back in our time*
Mzukisi:Man i really should catch up with them...but i do want my paris hilton porn to finish im gettin annoyed...*ding* yes its DONE!.....and now to transform*transforms*
Crazy Crazy Nigga:Im gona get crazy on THIS PORN!!!*computer vanishes*.....what the ....NO...NO..NO THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE...ARGGGHHHH WHY IT HAD JUST FINISHED DOWNLOADING ARGGGG
*back in a time far far ago*
Lenox:Mukissa we should leave we are probably altering history
Mukissa:*sighns contract*....YES RIHBEENA IS MINE!
Lenox:I really need new friends...
Slavemaster:Muahahah ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ENSLAVED!
Mukissa:What?
Slavemaster:You should really read contracts before you sighn them
Mukissa:Goddamit*joins the black slaves*
Black man 1:You fell for the old rihbeena trick ay?
Mukissa:Yep
Black man 2:Me to dont worry
Mukissa:So umm when does this contract expire?
Black man 1:Ummm...we dunno....we where so concernd about rihbeena that we didnt look at the contract
*talking to the slavemaster*
Lenox:Let him go cmon
Slavemaster:Say please
Lenox:No
Slavemaster:Then im not letting him go
Lenox:Ah well mukissa i tried...no wait....i will just transform and KILL YOU*transforms*
Captin Ghetto Booty:Let him go or i will crush you with my abnormally large behind!
Slavemaster:You wont hurt me
Caprin Ghetto Booty:Why?
Slavemaster:Because...i am YOUR FATHER

*wakes up*
Mzukisi:Oh man i just had the weirdest dream
Michal Jackson:*rubbing mzukisi's nipples*...oh dont worry my child lets just go back to bed
Mzukisi:O ok....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*wakes up for real this time*
Mzukisi:I just had the weirdest dream guys...
Mukissa:Shutup im trying to sleep
Lenox:Yeah man be quiet
Mzukisi:*looks at nipples and notices their still hard*....hmmm probably my imagination

Season Finale

Negrotees.3

*in the afro cave*
Mukissa:Hey lenox i went shopping and well they didnt have that pink cookie doe you like
Mzukisi:Pink cookie doe?
Lenox:The doctor says the regular kind could kill me
Mukissa:Hahahahaha your such a pussy lenox
Lenox:Guys i want to say something
Mukissa:Yeah go on
Lenox:I dont want to be a superhero
Mzukisi:Why not?
Lenox:I want to fufill my dream...
Mukissa:Wich is?
Lenox:Promise you wont laugh?
Mukissa:Yes
Mzukisi:Yes
Lenox:I want to become a ghetto stripper in compton
Mukissa:.........
Mzukisi:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mukissa:This is even more pathetic than that episode of rove
Mzukisi:Yeah that was a bad episode...i mean chris brown was on rove like cmon
Mukissa:Yeah and like "What the" that was just retarted i mean he probably has a monkey on a typewriter writing up the script for that show
Mzukisi:Yeah and when he interviewd kanye west it was so predictible
Mukissa:Yeah i know and that time he got people to switch their lights on and off i mean dude what the fuck is that
Mzukisi:Mmmmm
Mukissa:I apologise lenox that episode of rove was much worse than your dream
Mzukisi:Yes it truly was
Mukissa:Man i hate rove...
Lenox:Well yeah i dont want to be a hero...so guys im sorry im leaving the negrotees
Mukissa:You cant leave
Lenox:Im sorry guys*throws comb onto the ground*...keep it i wont need it*leaves afro cave*
Mzukisi:This is even more sad than the time buffy and her demon boyfriend "angel" broke up...*tear rolls down cheeck*
Mukissa:How gay ARE YOU!
Mzukisi:NO MAN IM NOT GAY
Mukissa:What about that time you had sex with a man
Mzukisi:Hey cmon you said you would never bring that up again
Mukissa:Ok ok...well we need to bring lenox back...
*in compton*
Lenox:*dancing on a pole*
Mukissa:Lenox
Lenox:Mukissa what are you doing down here?
Mukissa:Getting you back!
Lenox:I dont want to come back...i like my new life here and i met a very nice young man
Mzukisi:Man?
Lenox:I mean girl...err yer!
Casper:*grabs mukissa*Hahahaha i will take you back to my house and make you a ghost just like me!
Mukissa:Oh no!
Casper:And by ghost i mean...my sex slave
Mukissa:GUYS HELP!
Mzukisi:I thought casper was a friendly ghost
Lenox:Mzukisi quick transform!
*transforms*
Crazy Crazy Nigger:AHHHH CASPER PUT HIM DOWN!!! CHECK IT OUT IM WEARING TWO DIFFERENT COLOURED SOCKS!
Casper:Foo! you cannot scare a ghost
Crazy Crazy Nigger:LENOX YOU MUST TRANSFORM QUICKLY!
Lenox:I dont have my comb
Mukissa:Argg quick help...hes put me in some type of ghost barrier
Crazy Crazy Nigger:You must...transform....BELIVE IN YOURSELF! AHH!
Lenox:...i belive....in my ghetto BOOTY!
*transforms*
Captin Ghetto Booty:Nobody tries to turn my friends into sex slaves except me!*sits on casper*
Casper:Arggg...good work but im a ghost and cannot be touched fool!
Sir Kiss-Alot:Muhahahaha luckily your ghost barrier could not withstand his HUMENGOUS REAR END! its time to clean up this problem*opens mouth wide and sucks casper in*
*powers down*
Mzukisi:See lenox we need you
Lenox:Guys...i wanna stay....but the world needs me and my large lower back
Mukissa:Hey guys
Lenox:Yeah?
Mukissa:I thought casper was supposed to be the friendly ghost
Mzukisi:Hahahahahaha
Lenox:Hahahahahaha!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Negrotees.2

Pasty Mc Paste:*touches mukissa's hair*
Mukissa:Argg....guys help
Lenox:Without my ghetto booty im nothing
Mzukisi:If im not crazy...then im just not me

HAVE THE SUPERHEROES LOST IT? will they fall to the hands of Pasty Mc Paste...find out RIGHT NOW!

Samah:Hey put my friend down
Pasty Mc Paste:Oh yeah what are you going to do about it?
Mukissa:Arhh your in for it now mr paste
Pasty Mc Paste:Its pasty mc paste
Mukissa:Ohh woops sorry my bad
Pasty Mc Paste:Its ok happens all the time
Samah:*holds out mirror*...I AM OREO-GIRL....with my biscut related abilities you can never defeat me
Pasty Mc Paste:And what can a girl like you do?
Oreo-Girl:*turns white*...would you hurt your own kind?
Pasty Mc Paste:Arg....no!....i cant hurt a fellow pasty person*drops mukissa*
Oreo-Girl:Ill teach you...how an Oreo kicks ass!
Pasty Mc Paste:Hahaha show me your worst
Oreo-Girl:First you twist it*twists pasty mc paste's head around*...then you...ooo looks like he couldnt even survive the first attack ....to much of that low fat milk!
Lenox:Thanks for saving us samah
Oreo-Girl:*powers off*....its no problem, i think that his dark afro comb was negating the affect from your afro combs of justice
Mzukisi:So our powers will work now*powers on*....YES IM SO CRAZY AGAIN!!!
Samah:You know...you dont need powers to be superheroes you could have stopped him without my help
Mukissa:You know samah maybe your right
Pasty Mc Paste:AHHH IM NOT DEAD
Crazy Crazy Nigga:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Pasty Mc Paste:*heart attack and dies*
Mukissa:Good work mzukisi
Crazy Crazy Nigga:ITS OK!....*power down*
Samah:You guys are idiots and you know this right?
Mzukisi:Ahhh cant live with us cant live without us
Samah:I hate you guys of course i can live without you
Mukissa:Then why did you save us?
Samah:....i dont know

So the heroes celebrated their victory...pasty mc paste had pasted his last victim...but should pasty mc paste have died?...the awnser is yes...nobody that pasty white deserves to live......The Negrotees have once again saved the world from a truly Pasty White Bread Fate...but how long will the world be safe for?...probably till next episode

Negrotees.1

*In the Afro Cave*
Mukissa:You know lenox...we shouldnt have made our secret lair out of hair
Lenox:Yeah i guess your right...
*alarm sounds*
Mukissa:OH NO! its THE ALARM!
Lenox:Lets go
Mzukisi:Mukissa your up first
Mukissa:Ahh alright...With my Lips of Justice i shall kiss the enemy to death
Lenox:With my ghetto booty i shall flatten all who oppose justice
Mzukisi:And no oppenent shall get away with my utter craziness for together with out afro combs combine....we ARE THE NEGROTEES!
Mukissa:*holds out afro comb, transforms*....I have become Sir Kiss-Alot!
Lennox:*holds out afro comb*...i have become....CAPTIN GHETTO BOOTY!
Mzukisi:*holds out afro comb*...and i have become CRAZY CRAZY NIGGA!
Sir Kiss-Alot:So why did the alarm sound
Captin Ghetto Booty:It appears that pasty mc paste is up to his old tricks again, he is trying to eliminate all the bread in coles except white bread
Sir Kiss-Alot:TO THE AFRO-MOBILE!
*At coles*
Pasty Mc Paste:Ahaahahah you will never defeat me
Sir Kiss-Alot:What makes you say that?
Pasty Mc Paste:For i have some new friends that would like to meet you! MEET LOW FAT MILK MAN AND WHOLE GRAIN CEREAL MAN!
Low Fat Milk:Ahahaha you will never defeat my disgusting taste
Whole Grain Cereal:Nobody likes whole grain cereal...so its payback and this time its personal
Low Fat Milk Man:*throws milk carton at sir kiss-alot*
Mukissa:*hits mukissa in mouth* Ahahaha you did nothing for my teeth are like the doors to a bank vault!
Crazy Crazy Nigga:AHHHHH IM SO CRAZY! ARE YOU SCARED
Whole Grain Cereal Man:Ahhh thats scary...but not nearly as scary as how HEALTHY I AM!!!
Captin Ghetto Booty:Dont worry ill end this*makes ass grow reaaal big*
Pasty Mc Paste:FINISH THEM QUICK!
Sir Kiss-Alot:I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY LIPS OF JUSTICE*kisses milk man*....argg to much lips....cant breathe*dies*
Crazy Crazy Nigga:AHHHHHH LOOK AT MY CRAZY HAIR STYLE ISNT IT CRAZY!?
Whole Grain Cereal Man:Ahhhhh *falls down*
Captin Ghetto Booty:*sits on whole grain cereal man*...Hey guys Breakfast is on ME!
Pasty Mc Paste:Your lame catchphrases wont save you know...for i have a secret weopon...*takes out dark afro comb*
Sir Kiss-Alot:Ahhh my lips of justic are shrinking....
Captin Ghetto Booty:My ghetto booty...is going
Crazy Crazy Nigga:MY CRAZYNESS is going away
Pasty Mc Paste:Now without your powers you are useless...and before i kill you....IM GOING TO MESS UP YOUR HAIR
Mukissa:You wouldnt dare!
Pasty Mc Paste:Muahahahahaha!

To be continued...

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

"Lost"(New and Improved)

(This is the Lost series new and Improved!)
Mukissa:I cant belive they are taking us on an excusrion to hawaii
Blake:Man i am so sitting next to ali
Chris:Blake man your such a fag
Lenox:Chris man shut yaaa front door
Ashely:*takes out black slang book* i belive that means shut up chris
Samah:Oh my GOD!!!
Diana:What is it?
Samah:I just realised when i looked into my mirror how gorjuezzz i actually am...Hey EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND COME SEE HOW GORJUZZ I LOOK
Roy:I sure hope they have simpsons on this flight
Paul:We sell the simpsons at go lo*cricket's make chirping noise*
Mukissa:Hey how come their are crickets on board the plane?
Molly:Hey you guys i just realised that my ticket dosent have a seat on it
Hannah:HEY EVERYBODY MOLLY DOSENT HAVE A SEAT!!!*Everybody Laughs at Molly*
Molly:You guys all laughing at me isnt good for my self esteem Hannah:*pushes molly onto ground*HA AND LOOK NOW SHE IS ON THE GROUND!!!
Katherine:You should really stop that molly what happens if the air hostess comes with the food then we wont be able to get food will we!Molly:Why does god hate me so?
Lenox:Did somebody say God?
Chris:Oh here we go......
Lenox:I think we should all pray before take off so we can have a safe and purifying trip
Chris:I think your gay
Lenox:Real mature chris
Roy:OH MY GOD THERE IS A SIMPSONS MARATHON ON!!!!
Zenia:I hope we pass a rainbow so then i can meet the little lepracon!*This is your pilot its time to take off so hold buckle up*
Molly:Hey mukissa can i sit with you?
Mukissa:Yea....NO!!! HAHA! thought you had a friend
Molly:Can i sit next to you chris?
Chris:No i need this spot for my star wars figurines!
Molly:How about you samah?
Samah:No this spot is for my mirror without it i wont be able to see how attractive i am!
Lenox:OH MY GOD THEY ARE PLAYING U GOT SERVED
Paul:More like you are gay!
Lenox:Shut ya frooooont door !
Molly:How about you diana?
Diana:This seat is for my taco
Molly:But couldnt you just...move it
Diana:I said its for my taco*evil glare*
Kristy:Molly you can sit next to me
Molly:Really?
Kristy:Ha NO!!! pysce
Mukissa:Hi 5 kristy!
Alexia:You can sit here
Molly:Thanks alexia*sits down*......AHHH MY ASS!!
Alexia:O i forgot i put a hot tray of biscuts on the seat
Molly:How did you make hot biscuts on a plane?
*Flash of light*
Mukissa:Ahhhh fuck my leg hurts ahh whats going on
Diana:Oh my god she's hurt
Blake:Who is?
Diana:My taco
Roy:*holding onto a rock* help the plane turbine is still on its sucking me
into the fan
Paul:Promise never to bring up anything from the simpsons again?Roy:Yes ill do anything
Paul:*grabs roy*....
Roy:Thank you
Paul:Its ok
Roy:Hey paul
Paul:Yeah?
Roy:*pushes paul*
*Paul gets sucked into turbine*
Roy:As if i would ever stop talking about the simpsons ahhh well your dead...JUST LIKE THAT TIME WHEN BART....*trails off*
Samah:Oh my FUCKING GOD MY MIRROR BROKE!
Hannah:Wat happend
Chris:Well judging by the velocity and the wind speed and the fact that the front of the plane is right next to us i have come to the conclusion that we have crashed
Roy:Man they where just about to show the part where homer says Doh'
Mukissa:They do that every episode
Kiearn:Yeah i know
Mukissa:Kiearn? you werent on the plane
Kiearn:I know i just come to deserted islands sometimes
Mukissa:So you can get us off?
Kiearn:I could...but a bit of plane debri fell onto my boat and blew it up
Mukissa:How convien
tZenia:OH MY GOD WHERE IS ALI?
Blake:I dunno she was right next to me
Paul:Probably sucking his cock
Blake:*ali jumps out of blakes pants*
Paul:How is that even possible?
Roy:How is it possible that your alive i just pushed you into a turbine?Paul:Well i guess somebody loves me
Samah:You mean besides yourself?
Chris:OH MY GOD MY STAR WAS FIGURES!!! SOMEBODY BENT MY WOOKIE!
Mukissa:EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!!!
Alexia:OH MY GOD!
Lenox:Did somebody say god?
Alexia:KATHERINE IS STUCK IN A TREE AND IF WE DONT RESCUE HER SHE MIGHT GET WET WHEN IT RAINS
Mukissa:Fucks sake this is the worst plotline ever...
Alexia:Well is somebody going to help me get her out?
Chris:Nahhhhh man
Lenox:I will pray for her
Mukissa:Oh yeah...i have to er pray for her also...yep
Blake:Ill go
Ali:I WILL TO!
Samah:I guess i could...maybe their is a pool of water i can see my reflection in clearly*in the forest*
Samah:*foot knocks into something*...what ...what the hell is this?
Blake:Hurry up samah
Samah:You guys go ahead
Ali:Did you find that pool of water you where looking for? hahaha
Samah:Yeah i did you guys go ahead*a little bit further ahead*
Alexia:There she is*points up*
*up in the tree*
Katherine:Help im stuck in a tree AND I THINK ITS STARTED RAINING*Starts pouring down*
Blake:Wow
Ali:What?
Blake:Its only pouring down on that tree look
Ali:That is intresting
Blake:I wonder why it only rains on the tree katherine is stuck in
Ali:Mmmm
*Up in tree*
Katherine:Maybe you could help me*on the ground*
Kiearn:Hey guys
Blake:What are you doing here
Kiearn:I know how to save her...we wait
Ali:What?
Kiearn:Watch...and the island will show us a way*three hours later*
Blake:Man im getting tired*up in tree*
Katherine:I think mould is growing on my pants*gets struck by lightning, falls out of tree*
Kiearn:I told you the island would show us a way
Blake:Kiearn if we wanted cooked giraffe we would go hunt some
Ali:Hahahah blake you are so funny
Kiearn:I was just trying to help
*back where samah is*
Mukissa:So its a hatch
Samah:Yeah
Ashley:What i cant understand you?
Samah:Why did you bring him?
Mukissa:Dont worry without his black slang book he cant understand us
Ashley:Goddamit these black people and their hip hop jabber jibber talk
Samah:So what should we do about the hatch?
Mukissa:I think...we should ask everybody else what to do
Samah:We could open it ourselves
Mukissa:Or...we could get a hat and some pieces of paper and cut the pieces of paper up and get everybody to write suggestions on the pieces of paper and wichever suggestion gets pulled out we do
Samah:That idea is so stupid
Mukissa:Do you have a better one?
Samah:Yes how about we just open it
Mukissa:Samah that plan is risky and could endager lives
Samah:What are you talking about? theres a handle on the hatch door it has a red sticker on it saying open me...how much simpler does it need to be
Mukissa:THE SEARCH FOR THE HAT BEGINS! cmon white manAshley:What?
*back on the beach*
Chris:What are you trying to do hannah?
Hannah:Im trying to fix this mobile if i can just get at least one bar working we can call for help
Chris:Wait a minute...you know how to fix things?
Hannah:Yeah well this thing seems pretty un-fixable though
Roy:AHAHAHAHAHA!
Hannah:What are you laughing at roy
Roy:Shhh look the simpsons
Chris:You got the tv working...but that dosent even make sense
Hannah:Maybe roy if you help me we can both fix this mobile
Roy:Maybe...or maybe we could all sit down and watch the simpsons
Hannah:Roy this is more important than the simpsons
Roy:More important than the simpsons?
Hannah:Yes
Roy:Then it must be pretty darn important
Hannah:This is what we should do...us two should start trying to fix the mobile now and we should recruit somebody who would be experienced at trekking to take us to the top of that cliff*points really far away*
Roy:You know hannah thats not a cliff its a girrafe
Hannah:O sorry i meant that cliff*points to a cliff*
Roy:So chris you wanna come?
Chris:Naaahhhhhh man be cool
Kiearn:What about me guys?
Roy:Kiearn?
Kiearn:Yeh besides it will give me a better chance to know you
Roy:You know im not gay right
Kiearn:No i didnt mean it like that...goddamit everyone misunderstands me
Hannah:Cmon you Emo i dont wanna stay on this island anymore than i have to
*somewhere else on the beach*
Kristy:Man this is bullshit nobody invited me anywhere
Molly:Yeah me neither
Kristy:But your molly and you dont count
Molly:*tear rolls down cheek*
Kristy:Stop crying you pussy
Molly:We have been friends for years and you still treat me like...
Kristy:SHUTUP FOR A SECOND...i just figured the perfect mission that we can do...what is in this briefcase!*holds up briefcase*
Molly:Hmmm i would have to say cloths
Kristy:If your wrong i get to punch you in the face
Molly:What? i never agreed to that
Kristy:TO LATE*opens case*
Alexia:*falls out*.....
Molly:Alexia?

Kristy:Oh my god.........*punches molly in face* How did you get in their?Alexia:...we ......arent alone.......on th....e....isl..and.....one of us....is lying*collapses*
Kristy:Quick molly carry her we have to get her into the shade and get her some water
Molly:What why do i have to carry her?
Kristy:Because i have to carry my david hasslehoff greatest hits album
Molly:Da..vid hasslehoff?*sniggers*
Kristy:Just CARRY HER MOLLY!
Molly:Ok ok
*in the forest searching for the hat*
Samah:This is so stupid im turning back
Mukissa:Samah...we cant quit now.....because without the hat we will never find out whats in the hatch
Samah:WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCKING OPEN IT!
Ashley:Ehhh? what you darkiess talking aboutSamah:And why did you bring white bread over here? he cant even understand us, That itself dosent make sense because we are speaking perfectly fine english
Ashley:Holy skipping kangaroos i found me black slang book.....*looks up white bread*....a derogitory term for a white person hmmm intresting*gets out dictionary*...derogitory.....hmmm
Samah:You guys are so stupid...
Mukissa:Quick we must continue we are making grea progress
Samah:No we arent we have moved about six metres from the hatch
Mukissa:And yet still not hat...
Samah:Ok you want a hat...TAKE ASHLEYS HAT!
Mukissa:*takes ashleys hat*....this is exactly what we needed....thanks oreo
Samah:What the fuck did you just call me?
Mukissa:Sorry i was so hungry that i zoned out and thought you where an oreo...and also because your black on the outside and white on the inside
Samah:Oh you just did not!
Ashley:*looks in black slang book*
*on the beach*
Blake:I wonder what happend to alexia
Ali:Yeah thats odd
Katherine:Guys...i need to tell you what i saw on the beach from up in the tree.....
Ali:Wait tell me first i love secrets
Katherine:Er...Listen guys i saw in the...tree.....someone capture alexia

To be continued...

Sunday, June 11, 2006

High School Days(017)*the end?*

*walking to the sport meeting*
Lenox:Ey paul

Paul:Yeah?
Lenox:The sport meeting isnt in the library anymore
Paul:How do you know?
Lenox:The sport teacher told me i saw him before recess he told me to find everybody and go to the metal work room
Paul:O ok well lets go then
*in mr Del's office*
Mr Del:What?

Toni:There is going to be a fight after school it could get serouis so i want you to stop it
Mr Del:Your sure of this?
Toni:Yes
Mr Del:Ok i will make sure this fight does not happen
*outside his office*
Kiearn:Hello toni?
Toni:What do you want?
Kiearn:You gotta stop mukissa in this fight
Toni:I just talked to the principal about it
Kiearn:What did he say?
Toni:He will stop the fight
Kiearn:Are you sure?
Toni:Yeah alright i gotta go
Kiearn:Ok bye*bumps into matthew*
Matthew:Is mr del in his office?
Kiearn:Yes
Matthew:Good
Kiearn:Whats up?
Matthew:None of your business...well ok umm ehh err ummm you know mukissa is going to be in a fight in just a matter of eh minutes
Kiearn:No mr del is going to brake it up
Matthew:No this cannot happen
Kiearn:Why not?
Matthew:Because their is a chance that if the fight brakes out he might forget about what i done
Kiearn:What did you do?
Matthew:Nothing it eh dosent matter
Kiearn:Its drug related isnt it?
Matthew:Leave me alone*walks away*
*in the metal work room*

Paul:Where is everybody else?
Lenox:Mmmmm dunno
Paul:Man it smells in here...somebody left the gas on
Lenox:*closes the door*
Paul:What are you doing
Lenox:Paul you are...not right you know that?
Paul:What the fuck lenox?
Lenox:I have heard the storys of what you have done to mukissa...and well iv seen you struttin your stuff thinkin your all that
Paul:What?
Lenox:And you destroyed my leg
Paul:Lenox what are you talking about?
Lenox:I wonder where you left yourself...i mean i wonder when you sold your soul
Paul:Your insane
Lenox:Im going to save you paul*picks up a welder and holds it near gas tank*
Paul:Lenox?...please dont
Lenox:Dont worry paul im saving you
Paul:I dont want to die*starts tearing*
Lenox:You will die paul im sorry but then you will be reborn...you will be saved
Paul:Please im begging you*gets on nees*
Lenox:Dont beg paul
Paul:.....*tackles lenox*im not going to die
Lenox:*grabs welder*...Ill see you on the other side paul*turns on welder*
*in the library*
Mr Duro:Ok i called you all here because we have some special sports announcments*a faint explosion is heard in the background*...What was that?All right all of you stay right here*leaves library*

Mukissa:Lenox...*leaves library*
*on the oval*

Brian:So you came mukissa i thought you would pussy out
Mukissa:Where's adam?
Brian:He dosent want to fight you
Mukissa:Im not going to show you any mercy you know
Brian:Hahaha i cleared the oval of all the big rocks anyway so you cant do shit now
Mukissa:Fuck you cocksucker*starts chocking brian*

Mukissa was chocking brian...the fight looked like it was about to end when brian punched mukissa in the face then stomach...but then from behind a tree came out ashley wielding a knife in his hand


Mukissa:Wha who are you?
Ashley:Of course you wouldnt know who i am but i know who you are*plays with knife*
Brian:Put that fucking knife down
Ashley:And then what huh? go back to my normal life? fuck off its going to happen today

As ashley lunged at mukissa, mukissa sidestepped him and fell backwards but unfortunetly for mukissa he couldnt dodge his second attack and was slashe across the eye and then ashley drove the knife into mukissa's stomach...brian stood in shock he couldnt understand what had just happend but...that was the least of his problems for ashley got up and stabbed brian in the back...at that moment kiearn came running to the oval

Kiearn:What...no i thought that....mr del was supposed to....this dosent make sense
Ashley:*looks at kiearn*Hahahaha DO YOU FEAR ME KIEARN?
Kiearn:.......
Ashley:Dont worry kiearn your a nobody i will gain nothing from hurting you
Kiearn:Your a fucking monster
Ashley:No im not
Kiearn:*pushes ashley over*...You fucking took lives for what reason? nobody deserves to die just so you can earn respect this is bullshit

But their was no response from ashley...and as kiearn shook him then turned him around he realised that ashley had fallen on his knife...kiearn was now a murderer

Mukissa looked up whilst holding his stomach...and he thought he saw himself standing over him...then whisper something in his ear...he said....you where dead long before now mukissa...isnt it funny...those three little words "how are you"...could have saved you mukissa...if you had just told them how you felt maybe you wouldnt be dead...mukissa was dead

Or at least he thought he was until he woke up...

Blake:MUKISSA!!!
Mukissa:Ahhhhh my ears fuck man whats wrong with you...ahhh my stomach geez where am i?
Blake:Your in hospital
Mukissa:Oh thats right i got brutally stabbed how could i forget?
Blake:At least brian died
Mukissa:What?
Blake:He didnt make it
Mukissa:How long have i been out for?
Blake:For three days
Mukissa:Woah...
Blake:You know brian was right next to you
Mukissa:What do you mean?
Blake:He was in the hospital bed next to you...but their was only one person on call at the time so...
Mukissa:So your saying it was either going to be me or him?
Blake:Yep
Mukissa:It shoulda been me
Blake:No it shouldnt have dont say that
Mukissa:........
Blake:Hey look on the bright side the school was closed down
Mukissa:What your kidding?
Blake:No im not kidding
Mukissa:Shit man...why?
Blake:Because of the explosion
Mukissa:Explosion?...oh shit thats right i heard something in the library...is lenox ok?
Blake:How did you know lenox was their?
Mukissa:Just awnser me
Blake:Lenox...he didnt make it he burnt to death
Mukissa:Oh fuck man...and paul?
Blake:Paul how do you know about paul?...
Mukissa:Dont worry just tell me
Blake:Alright calm the fuck down...umm paul made it but with second degree burns all up his chest to his face
Mukissa:Thats ironic ya know
Blake:What is?
Mukissa:Lenox tried to rid paul of the devil inside him...and well he did in a way
Blake:What?
Mukissa:He destroyed a part of paul...the part that he loves....himself
Blake:Hahahaha
Mukissa:No serouisly...paul as we all know is a big hot shot right?
Blake:Yeah
Mukissa:Now what does he have?
Blake:Mukissa your loosing me
Mukissa:Mmmm dont worry it dosent matter anyway
Blake:Oh yeah dont worry about changing schools...it will be re-opend again in a month
Mukissa:Oh i cant wait

*One month later*
Mr Del:*on the microphone*Im glad to have all of students back at coogee high we all know about the tragidies that occured here leaving three students dead but i hope we can put the past behind us and make this year a memorable year...and as a tribute to those who died espically lenox a very promising athlete we have made a plaque for them near the oval...On a lighter note our new co-ed program is taking effect today and i want to see all you boys on your top behavouir...this concludes assembly

*behind the canteen*
Mukissa:So matthew made false accusations of you?
Blake:Yeah but i got cleared so it dosent matter
Chris:Whats up bruddas?
Roy:Excuse me chris
Chris:Yeah?
Roy:Im sorry but i can no longer hang out with you...your just an asshole simply so yeah goodbye oh and blake matthew is being interviewd right now by police at the school goodbye
Chris:What the fuck was that all about?
Mukissa:I think roy just realised what...had to be done
*just a bit far ahead*
Fay:AHHH you freak you fucking ugly kid...hey man wheres the ugly festival is it at your house?
Paul.....
Habib:Leave him alone its bad enough he was born so ugly
Paul:*walks to the guys*
Mukissa:Hello paul
Paul:Hi
Mukissa:Paul just lettin you know right now that we are even alright?
Paul:Even for what?
Mukissa:After four years maybe you will realise what im talking about...
Adam:Mukissa?
Mukissa:Listen i dont wanna fight

Adam:No im here to apologise
Mukissa:I accept your apology adam
Adam:Just like that?
Mukissa:Hey live now...because their is no promise of a second time around right?
Adam:I hear that hahaha well thanks man*walks away*
Blake:You forgave him?
Mukissa:Forgive but dont forget...i know that he has probably had hardships and made many mistakes that burnt a hole through his sole so yeah i think it would be nice of me take a bit of weight of his shoulders
Hannah:Could you tell us where the co-ed classrooms are?

Kristy:You ask nicely hannah geez...*clears throat*....hey manly men could you please tell us where the co ed classrooms are?
Mukissa:Yeah i can even walk you if you would like?
Kristy:Thanks...as a reward hannah show them your breasts
Mukissa:Hahahaha
Alexia:Hey kiddo do you want some biscuts...
Mukissa:Yeah sure ok why not im starving*takes a bite*.....on second thoughts i aint that hungry
Hannah:Hahahahahha
Mukissa:Nice folder
Kristy:Thanks
Mukissa:I take it by the large picture of ninjas that you like ninjas
Kristy:Only a little bit
Mukissa:Well cmon ill walk you

So there you have it...happy endings all round....what? you think im insane no im not think about it...ashley died thinking he had respect...adam got to apologise...lenox thinks he saved somebody...roy finally broke free...mukissa and blake are all good...Looks like sometimes...happiness can be found in the strangest places...could this be the last high school day?

Sunday, June 04, 2006

High School Days(016)*flashback*

*in the grounds*
Tobi:Ey got any food for us?

Mukissa:Nope
Brud:Then what are you eating?
Mukissa:My food
Brud:You mean our food?
Mukissa:No i mean my food
Tobi:Oooo i think hes all angry cause we got his boyfriend sent to the hospital ward
Mukissa:Hmmmm
Brud:Give us ya sandwich cunt
Mukissa:You see brozz over their*points* well i work for him now and if i whistle...well him and his boys....they will do you like they did christo
Tobi:I think hes talking shit
Brud:Do you really wanna risk it?
Tobi:Mmmm...
Mukissa:Pussys
Brud:What the fuck did you say
Mukissa:Nothing.....oh yeah you can have my sandwich im sorry
Tobi:Thats more like it
Mukissa:*punches tobi in jaw*I meant a knuckle sandwich
Tobi:*spits out blood*Argg
Mukissa:Go on be a hero go and fucking try to hit me
Brud:Cmon tobi lets get outta here
Tobi:Ill get you
Mukissa:Walk away you fucking little bitch
Brozz:Ey what was that all about?
Mukissa:Just settling a score
Brozz:Good you need to show that people cant fuck with you
Mukissa:Mmmmm
Brozz:So how much ya sold?
Mukissa:Two Hundred dollars worth...
Brozz:In your first day as well man your alright
Mukissa:Mmmmm
Officer:Oi mukissa
Mukissa:Yeah?

Officer:You have been requested to come to the hospital ward with me immidiently
Mukissa:Why?
Officer:I dont know just hurry the fuck up
Brozz:*whispers*...sell him some
*in the hospital ward*
Mukissa:Christo?
Christo:Ey man
Mukissa:How are you?
Christo:I feel like you look nahh just kidding but serouisly i asked for ma-sister to come visit me and they sent ma-kissa
Mukissa:Hahaha i see your sense of humor works thats wonderful to know
Christo:Im sorry i didnt listen to you

Doing the right thing...and doing what you want to do...those two things can fuck you up, If someone says to you...Oh yeah well everybody else would have done the right thing...sometimes it isnt about doing the right thing sometimes you do things for yourselves...and you get crucified for it?...nobody can understand why you did what you did...sometimes you dont even know...but you know if you had a second chance you would probably do the exact same thing all over again...

Mukissa:No im sorry

Christo:What?
Mukissa:You are right
Christo:About what?

Mukissa:You are just taking weed its not like you where taking cocaine or shit like that
Christo:I dont get you
Mukissa:I was in the wrong to tell you what to be doing
Christo:You where just looking out for me
Mukissa:Yes...and to make up for my stupid mistake here take this*hands christo a small bag of weed*
Christo:Wha? where the fuck did you get this?
Mukissa:I got it from brozz im a dealer for him now
Christo:Mukissa dont get involved in that shit you dont want to end up like me
Mukissa:I dont plan to take it i just plan to sell it
Christo:Thats what i said at one point in my life then i ended up smoking five hundred dollars worth of weed and well yeah i got beaten to a pulp
Mukissa:Im not like you i wont make that mistake
Christo:It happens to everybody
Mukissa:No it fucking dosent dont assume shit of me ok?
Christo:Im sorry im just saying
Mukissa:Think about when you get out of this ward we will have all the protection we need
Christo:Mukissa did you forget already?I was supposed to be gone two days ago...they are transferring me to an outside hospital tomorow afternoon
Mukissa:Oh...
Christo:Mukissa man...your getting out in like three days...ill meet you outside ay?
Mukissa:Ok
Christo:You can take your weed back
Mukissa:No how about...you give it back to me when we see eachother outside?
Christo:Sounds like a deal to me
*in mukissa's cell*
Mukissa:*stares blankly at the wall*

Brozz:Whats wrong with you?
Mukissa:Nothing
Brozz:Ok i might not be one of your "cool friends" on the outside but you can still tell me your problems
Mukissa:You dont want to hear them so why pretend?
Brozz:We are a team now you should just tell me whats happening
Mukissa:I gave him the weed
Brozz:How much did he give you?
Mukissa:I didnt ask for payment
Brozz:Why the fuck not?!
Mukissa:Because i just fucking didnt
Brozz:*pushes mukissa up against the wall*Now i want you to fucking go back their and get the money i have people i gotta pay back to ya know its not fucknig free country
Mukissa:No its impossible
Brozz:Why?!
Mukissa:He is leaving the hospital tomorow afternoon
Brozz:*lets mukissa go*
Mukissa:.......
Brozz:Your my dealer for a day and what the fuck do you do? Give away free weed...well it dosent matter because i know how you can make up for this mistake
Mukissa:Yeah what?
Brozz:I want you to yell to the officer right now and request to see the warden and tell the warden that when you went to the hospital ward christo tried to sell you drugs you see the warden and the officers all suspect me of getting drugs in the prison so if you tell him it was christo ...well your doing me a great big favour
Mukissa:No way i aint going to fucking do that
Brozz:I think you will*holds knife to mukissa's neck*...because if you dont ill paint the wall with your blood and i wont just kill you ill slice you and let you bleed out for a while does that sound good...yeah thats right i didnt think so, So go on call his name
Mukissa:OFFICER!

*in the wardens office*
Warden:So christo tried to sell you drugs?
Mukissa:Yes sir
Warden:Excellent this information is great to use we really needed sources on finding where the drugs where coming from
Mukissa:What charges will he be getting?
Warden:Probably two years on top of what he has
Mukissa:But he was supposed to get out tomorow
Warden:I guess he will be staying inside these walls for a while then ay
Mukissa:But...*gets interruputed*
Warden:Lets forget about christo for a minute mukissa...due to this information i think we should speed up the process to getting out of here
Mukissa:What really?
Warden:Yes you where supposed to get out in three days...but i can make it that you are at home eating dinner by dinner tonight
Mukissa:Thank you sir

On my way back to my cell...i was so excited with joy that i totally blocked out everything else that happend but then...as i made it back into my cell it al smacked me in the face

Brozz:So?
Mukissa:Im getting out tomorow yes!!!
Brozz:Woopie fucking do and what of christo
Mukissa:OH HIM ...well they are going to keep him here
Brozz:Excellent i guess your dismissed then ay? hahaha after one day
Mukissa:Wait a minute...
Brozz:What?
Mukissa:You just fucking manipulated me didnt you?
Brozz:What are you talking about?
Mukissa:The weed i gave christo was like thirty dollars worth it was practically nothing
Brozz:Ahh looks like you caught on
Mukissa:....how could you do this?
Brozz:Its just like a puppet and master ay?
Mukissa:*blanks out*I was going to kill myself...because i couldnt take it....but when you threatend me i was scared...i was willing to die before but not now...instead i just fucked over the only person in this prison that liked me just because you threatend to kill me...
Brozz:Here is a qoute that you might like..."There is no where to run to when death becomes you, Some say your soul may burn in the flame"...you forgot yourself...your forget that you didnt even care about living...yet when i threatend to kill you....you ratted out a friend and for what? Nothing
Mukissa:.....
Brozz:Oh yeah just for the record i have never really killed anybody...they all killed themselves...so why dont you cut of the strings that bind us together hmmm?*chucks the knife to mukissa*
Mukissa:You taught me a very valuable lesson today...no matter how well you get to know somebody you cant truly understand them and the people you do understand well...you do whatever you can to keep them around
Brozz:And how did i teach you this?
Mukissa:I never thought you where capable of controlling me like a puppet...making me belive i was doing it for myself your very smart....i thought i was smart but i guess we are both fools
Brozz:Both?
Mukissa:As soon as you smashed christo i knew i had to get you back for what you did...so i mixed pieces of metal in with the weed i crushed them up very nice and small
Brozz:Your lying...
Mukissa:No im not actually...look at the knife*shows pocket knife* see bits have been chipped off havent they and im no puppet master like you but i know that if i found bits of a blade in my weed and the supplier didnt have my money i would wanna kill you
Brozz:What where is my money?
Mukissa:Look in your weed bags
Brozz:*looks through plastic sealed bags* Theres weed in here?
Mukissa:Yep and that means...Yes thats right! i gave your money to christo
Brozz:You fucking little shit
Mukissa:Looks like you where really my puppet after all huh?
Brozz:*starts strangling him*DIE YOU JUST FUCKING DIE*
Mukissa:Th..wors part....*cough* is...that.....i get out tonight......ah ha ha
Officer:YOU TWO BREAK IT UP NOW
Brozz:*continues strangling mukissa*
Officer:*beats brozz with a baton* cmon im taking you to the isolation room
Brozz:NO fuck off fuck off fuck off
Mukissa:*starts writing on a piece of paper*....Im sorry christo i can never meet you outside these walls you are part of my past...a past wich took away a part of myself and with that self you must go as well...im sorry p.s ma-kissa

You never know that your in control of a situation you may belive your the topd dog until you get spun out by the truth and realise someone knows more than you or someone is pullin the strings...bottom line...dont underestimate anyones knowledge of things

Friday, June 02, 2006

High School Days(015)*flashback*

*in juvenille*

Day 1

Officer:This is your new home
Mukissa:Home sweet home
Officer:*pushes mukissa in*
Mukissa:You dont have to push me
Officer:Watch yourself or ill come in their and beat the shit outta ya
Brozz:Do you like getting beaten or something just shut the fuck up
Mukissa:Ok sorry geeez
Brozz:Ok i think hes gone
Mukissa:Hey my names mukissa
Brozz:Who do you roll with?
Mukissa:Roll with? you mean like have a gang?
Brozz:Yes of course i fucking mean have a gang are you an idiot
Mukissa:No i dont have a gang
Brozz:What are you in for?
Mukissa:I bashed someone half to death
Brozz:Oh your from coogee high ay?
Mukissa:You have heard about me?
Brozz:Well yeah kinda we heard that some pussy mutha fuka was coming down here because he got angry because he got payed out
Mukissa:.....
Brozz:Listen you dont have a gang right? then i suggest you just stay on the down low until you stay on the down low until you are free
Mukissa:Why?
Brozz:Because without a gang you will get fucked on people are going to use you as a punching bag and since you are a new student...thats even more of a reason to be worried your a fresh fish you will be tested probably later this afternoon by the other guys in this shit hole
Mukissa:Fuck fuck fuck...i just wanna go home
Brozz:Their is one way out ya know
Mukissa:Wich is it?
Brozz:This way*chucks mukissa pocket knife*
Mukissa:How the fuck did you get a pocket knife in here
Brozz:When you have money you can get anything you want in this world
Mukissa:And what do you want me to do with it? go around and kill all the guards and then escape?
Brozz:Haha ...if you ever get desperate you can leave by.......well ya know
Mukissa:Killing myself?
Brozz:Your better of dead than a sack of shit just trying to figure out how to stay alive every day
Mukissa:Here take it back i dont need it im only going to be here three weekss
Brozz:Thats what craig said ya know
Mukissa:What?
Brozz:Craig was only here for four days....and well on day three he couldnt handle it...and well to end the story nicely.....your my new roomate
Mukissa:....mmmm
Officer:Alright its time for your lunch alright so get outta ya cells and into the grounds
*cells open*
Brozz:Oh yeah i forgot to mention...we aint friends so dont try to talk to me out their
Mukissa:Ok
*in the grounds*
Mukissa:*eating a muffin*
Tobi:Ey their mate
Mukissa:That was the worst impression of an aussie accent i have ever heard
Tobi:Well i aint no fucking auzzie cunt isnt that right brud?
Brud:It sure is tobi
Mukissa:What the fuck do you guys want
Brud:We just wanna get to know you
Tobi:Have you got something against aboroginals or something?
Mukissa:No i dont...in fact*gets cut off*
Brud:I think as a sighn of good faith you should give me your muffin
Mukissa:No
Tobi:We dont want trouble but we can make trouble if you want it
Mukissa:I dont want trouble either but i aint giving you my muffin
Tobi:*grabs mukissa by the shirt*You fucking auzzie black cunt your going to give me your muffin right now or im going to fucking smash you
Mukissa:Fuck off
Tobi:*punches mukissa in the stomach*
Mukissa:Ooof....arghh
Brud:Still dont want to give us your muffin?
Mukissa:You dont fucking scare me
Tobi:*jabs mukissa in the head*
Mukissa:Ok here take the fucking muffin*gives tobi muffin*.....this is fucking bullshit*starts tearing at the eyes*
Tobi:Ha a bitch ay*walks away*

Brud:Pathetic*walks away*
Mukissa:Hey Brozz
Brozz:*Ignores him*
Mukissa:Brozz please i need your help
Brozz:*walks over*I told you to not say my fucking name ok we aint friends dont act like we are
Mukissa:I need help they took my muffin
Brozz:At least they didnt take the fucking shirt of ya back
Mukissa:Please help me
Brozz:Get the fuck outta my face*punches in stomach*
Mukissa:*Neels to the ground* argg what was that for?
Brozz:I cant let it seem to everybody else in the prison that we are friends...now fuck off ok*walks away*
Mukissa:Mmmmmm
Christo:Hey
Mukissa:Yeah?
Christo:You got any weed man please im dying i been craving for ages please please just a little bit
Mukissa:I dont have weed
Christo:Are you holding out on me
Mukissa:No
Christo:*touches mukissa's pockets*
Mukissa:Hey man fuck off
Christo:*shakes mukissa*Please please i need some just one joint please i beg of you ill even give you my shoes
Mukissa:Get the fuck off me
Christo:*starts crying*Im sorry im sorry did i hurt you?
Mukissa:Whats wrong with you?
Christo:Nothing...no nothing my names christo
Mukissa:Mine is mukissa
Christo:How long are you in for?
Mukissa:Two to three weeks
Christo:I get out in six days
Mukissa:Thats good
*bell rings*

Christo:Oh looks like we have to go back to our cells
Mukissa:Ok well ill see ya around
Christo:Yeah bye
*in mukissa's cell*
Mukissa:Hmmmmm*looks at pocket knife...puts it back under his bed*
Brozz:I see you made a friend today
Mukissa:Yeah what do you care?
Brozz:Nothing i just dont think you should get involved with junkies
Mukissa:I would rather have someone rather than noone
Brozz:One day you will be wiser

Mukissa:What?
Brozz:Dont worry just go to sleep
Mukissa:Whatever

Day 2

Mukissa:Excuse me officer*pokes head through bars*

Officer:Yeah what do you want?
Mukissa:I want to report something
Brozz:*pulls mukissa away from the bars*No he dosent officer
Officer:Fucking little punk do that again and see what happens*walks away*
Mukissa:Why the fuck did you do that?
Brozz:You where about to snitch out those aboriginals who took ya muffin ay?
Mukissa:Yeah
Brozz:Dont ever fucking snitch someone out in this place ok?
Mukissa:Why the fuck not...at least they will get what they deserve
Brozz:Firstly because the officers dont give a shit and secondly because if you do it and the other boys inside these walls find out...you know that beating that you got...that wont mean shit
Mukissa:This fucking place i hate it*punches bar* Ahhhhh FUCK FUCK FUCK argggg that canes
Officer:Alright its breakfast time get outta ya cells
*in the breakfast room*
Mukissa:Christo sit here man
Christo:*sits down*H-h-h-ey how are you?
Mukissa:Why are you shaking whats wrong man?
Christo:I need some weed man im serouis
Brud:*sits next to christo*Ey tobi look what we got ere
Tobi:*sits next to mukissa*So the pussy nigga and the junkie auzzie have become friends have they?
Mukissa:Leave us alone
Brud:Ey christo i bet you really want some green stuff ay*takes out a small ball of weed*
Christo:Please please please im begging you just give me a little bit
Brud:No way you aint gettin it well unless you do something
Tobi:Hahaha yeah i think i know what he should do...
Brud:And whats that tobi?
Tobi:We should make him put that bowel of porridge on his head and yell out auzzie cunts
Brud:Sounds good to me
Mukissa:He wouldnt fucking do that
Christo:Im sorry man but i gotta im dying
Mukissa:You dont fucking need that shit it just fucks with your mind
Christo:No no no no i need it
Mukissa:Dont you have any self respect?
Christo:*puts the bowel of porridge on his head* AUZZIE CUNTS!!!
Brozz:What the fuck did you say you cunt?
Christo:I SAID AUZZIE CUNTS
Brozz:Give me one good reason why me and my friends shouldnt fucking kill you...?You betray your own skin your not even worth your life fucking piece of shit
Christo:Auzzie cunts

And with that...christo punches in the head, kicked in the neecaps and as he came tumbling down to the ground they kicked him in his head and punched him in his nose and even pulled his hair...i froze like a coward i couldnt do anything...it was fifteen minutes before the officers broke it up and by that time christo had to be rushed to the hospital in the prison

*in mukissa's cell*
Mukissa:I cant belive what happend to him...
Brozz:You confuse me ya know mukissa
Mukissa:What?
Brozz:Its like you cared about that fucking junkie but when he got bashed you did shit i cant tell whether it was because your smart and didnt want to get bashed or because your a coward
Mukissa:*pretends to be asleep*
Brozz:Ha trying to go to sleep ha...see ya tomorow sunshine

Day 3

Mukissa:*eating sandwich*

Tobi:Shame about ya friend ay?
Brud:Yes tragic
Mukissa:What do you guys want?
Tobi:Well since you offered so nicely...we want your shoes
Mukissa:...

You know that feeling you get when you have done all the arguing...done all the fighting done all the fucking talking you can to some people...you just give up, Lay down your arms and just live with the situation instead of doing something about it?...Sometimes giving up is the smartest thing to do...other times its worst thing possible...its up to you wich one you decide to do

Mukissa:Here take them*gives shoes to tobi*
Tobi:Your learnin small fry
Brud:Hahaha later wigga

Day 7

Mukissa:You know...brozz, Christo is supposed to be realesed today but because of you he will be in the hospital ward for another two weeks
Brozz:What the fuck did you just say to me*puts mukissa up against the wall*
Mukissa:You and your friends attacked him
Brozz:He fucking called us auzzie cunts
Mukissa:You knew he wasnt well
Brozz:Shutup you maggot
Officer:All right its time for you people to get outta ya cells and into the grounds

Day 12

Mukissa:I cant fucking belive this
Brozz:Nice slippers hahaha
Mukissa:Leave me the fuck alone
Brozz:Tobi and Brud took all your shoes?
Mukissa:Yes those fucking mother fuckers...what the fucke is wrong with them i mean why did they do this to me i dont deserve this
Officer:Dont you idiots know what time it is get into your fucking beds now

Day 14(at night)

Mukissa:*takes out pocket knife puts it near his neck*...Please lord forgive me for the sin i am about to commit...please look over my family.....
Brozz:*wacks the blade outta his hand*
Mukissa:What are you doing?
Brozz:Your ready
Mukissa:Ready for what?
Brozz:You where about to kill yourself i could see it...and you didnt get to....death has become you
Mukissa:....
Brozz:If you where so willing to take away your own life then i know you fear nothing now
Mukissa:....
Brozz:How would you like to sell drugs for me?
Mukissa:What would i get?
Brozz:My protection
Mukissa:Ok
Brozz:And in time you will realise how i became what i became
Mukissa:Mmmm tomorow is a new day

To be Concluded...

Thursday, June 01, 2006

High School Days(014)

Mr Del:Tell me the truth now mr sielski
Matthew:Nothing happend nothing happend at all i fell down
Mr Del:I could expell you did you know that for taking drugs at school
Matthew:But i never did
Mr Del:Dont challenge me mr sielski who do you think the board of studies would belive a respected teacher or some student with cuts all over their arm, I also have the canibas that you just handed me so dont even try to act dumb now
Matthew:I cant you dont understand what i was supposed to say when i came in and since i didnt say it oh fuck fuck fuck i am so fucked
Mr Del:Dont use that language in my office now calm down for a second and explain to me whats going on
Matthew:I cant
Mr Del:The truth shall set you free

The Truth shall set you free...for some reason i could picture a criminal who had gotten away with murder...being questioned by an officer and after hours and hours of questioning couldnt get the confession out of him and then in the end he said the truth shall set you free and that criminal confessed...only to realise that the truth didnt set him free it put him in the shit he had being trying to avoid...the truth captured him locked him up and threw away the key...Maybe it should be called "The Truth may or may not set you free it really depends on the situation...etc" hey give me a break you try inventing a new qoute



Matthew:*gets up and runs out of the office*

Mr Del:Hmmmmmm
*near the year twelve toilets*
Matthew:*catches breath*....i am so fucked! FUCK!
Mukissa:Predictable that you would come back to the toilets isnt it
Matthew:You wont kill me
Mukissa:I didnt say anything about killing you yet and yet your getting defensive wich leads me to belive that you didnt tell mr del the truth did you?
Matthew:No i eh didnt but i know you want touch me

Mukissa:And how do you know that?
Matthew:Their are to many people around you wouldnt dare
Mukissa:Your right matthew...and besides it would be a waste of time wouldnt it?
Matthew:Yes...eh what?
Mukissa:Blake isnt important at the moment what i need to do is get back at adam and brian
Matthew:What did brian do to you?
Mukissa:He is a bully maybe not so as much as adam but...he is a bully and he is the reason some students like i where afraid to come to school everyday
Matthew:What happend to you in prison?
Mukissa:It's not important
*bell rings*
Mukissa:Its period three now...just one more period till the new age
Matthew:A new age of what?
Mukissa:Dont worry matthew
Matthew:Oh yeah...could i maybe have some more stuff?
Mukissa:Hahaha matthew of course you can but you will have to do jobs for me first...you see i know you will because your craving it and i have seen the lengths that people go to, To get it in juve
*in english(period three)*
Mukissa:I remember this class
Ms Stanford:And i remember you mukissa just because its your first day back dont think you are going to use that as an excuse not to get work done
Mukissa:Haha...you havent changed a bit miss
Ms Stanford:And those blank pages in your english book havent changed either
Mukissa:*sits next to lenox*Hey lenox
Lenox:Hello
Mukissa:I didnt know you where in this class
Lenox:I just changed classes recently
Mukissa:Why?
Lenox:I dont know...i think god told me
Mukissa:God spoke to you?
Lenox:Yes he did
Mukissa:What did he say?
Lenox:Not to be angry that lart was expelled but to continue his last requests of me
Mukissa:Wich where?
Lenox:To purify paul
Mukissa:Hahah good luck with paul
Lenox:I know...i cannot convert him so i have decided on a different means of saving him
Mukissa:You wanna let me in on it
Lenox:You will realise what has happend when you get the sport notices later this afternoon
Mukissa:Sport notices?
Lenox:Yes the sport notices...go to the sport meeting and then well you will know when it has been done
Mukissa:Are you alright?
Lenox:I have never been better
Ms Stanford:Mukissa are you talking?
Mukissa:Nah miss that aint my style
Ms Stanford:Would you like a detention on your first day back
Mukissa:No ms...
*in another english class*
Mr Duro:So brian are you going to playing football in year eleven
Brian:You know it coach
Mr Duro:Keep it under your hat sonny but i think that due to alot of pressure from the board of studies the school is going to be accepting girls
Brian:Chicks are you serouis? are we going co-ed!?
Mr Duro:Not entirley well whats happening is that we have alot of un-used classrooms and well they have overcrowded rooms so they will probably be designated two days a week to come to our school to avoid being crammed
Brian:Woah chicks i hope their fuckn mad sorts
Toni:Brian can i talk to you for a second>
Brian:Oh its the curry gangster you wanna talk to a poor white commoner like me?
Toni:Yes i do its important
Brian:Alrite alrite geez
Toni:*pulls him close*Listen to me ok
Brian:Yeah go
Toni:Mukissa after school today is going to try and kill you
Brian:Fuck off he just got back he isnt that stupid
Toni:Yes he would i saw this look in his eyes its the look of vengance and death he asked me and my boys to help me get you
Brian:And what you told me so i could have time to preapare or what?
Toni:No you see i belive we dont want anybodyto get serouisly hurt here
Brian:Thats true
Toni:So i want when he goes to fight you...for you to talk to him
Brian:Im not going to stand their and fucking talk to the cunt
Toni:You only have to do it for five minutes i will tell the principal and then he will come and stop the fight
Brian:Youll snitch the fight out?
Toni:Listen i dont like being a snitch but that look in mukissa's eyes is the look of death and its not worth the risk
Brian:Good point
Toni:If you see adam today tell him what i told you
Brian:He's after adam as well?
Toni:I guess to finish what he started

I wonder what you could possibly do if you fell so far down into the darkness that dwells in all of us...and death becomes your soul may burn in the flame...but to avoid asking that question we should try and prevent it...when you see somebody often...and one day they have this look in their eyes...a fantastic look of discovery, Like they have found out something the rest of the world could never possibly know...that could be them giving up...accepting that they are ready to die...hmmmm
*in the other english class*
Paul:Chris...
Chris:Yeah?
Paul:.......
Chris:What do you want man im tryna do my work
Paul:Oh er nothing...dont worry
Chris:Oh yeah you wanna come get drunk this weekend, forget our troubles the usual garbage
Paul:You know what chris...i would like that i would like it alot to forget our troubles that would be great
Chris:Dude calm down alright
Roy:Can you guys shutup please im trying to do my work
Chris:Ahh your such a little nerd roy
Roy:Whatever
Chris:Why you getting all touchy for? is it that time of the month
Roy:No your just being to loud
Chris:Oooo i think it is that time of the month dont you paul?
Paul:Its definantly that time of the month their is no other explanation
Roy:You know what chris
Chris:Ya gay?
Roy:Fuck off alright just fucking leave me alone all you ever fucking did was pay me out you never treated me like a friend and everytime i actually let out some of my emotions i just get called a pussy
Chris:Oh here we go again
Roy:You see just because you have become a heartless fucking person why do you have to use me as your emotinal outlet?
*bell rings*
Chris:If you wanna be a bitch be a bitch i dont care alright?
Roy:Your hearltess you know
Chris:I just farted
Paul:Hahahahahah
Roy:See you cant even talk to me serouisly about this
Chris:Look man i accepted you back and now your being like this to me?
Roy:What do you mean accepted? I gave you another chance
Chris:Not how i remember it
Roy:It was a mistake to become your friend again*walks away*
Paul:Chris man i think you ...broke him
Chris:He's a woman anyway what does it matter?
Paul:No im serouis maybe you should go check on hun
Chris:He will be over it in like a week
*behind the canteen*
Kiearn:Mukissa!
Mukissa:Oh hi kiearn
Kiearn:I have something important to tell you
Mukissa:What is it?
Kiearn:I was behind toni and brian in english last period and toni was saying to brian about your plans to jump them
Mukissa:I should have known...you cant trust anybody
Kiearn:Mmmmm well the reason i told you was so you dont go into the fight
Mukissa:Did you think just because toni wasnt backing me up i wouldnt fight?
Kiearn:Its stupid mukissa and after all the time i have known you i know that you arent an idiot, Besides toni is plannin to tell the teacher so the fight wont even happen and you could be taken back to juve
Mukissa:For some reason kiearn i think the deputy principal will be busy after fourth period
Kiearn:Mukissa re-think your decision
Mukissa:Let me tell you something ok...in the world that i live in not a thing is forgotten not a thing is forgiven you see nobody can take the blame for their own mistakes so what do you do when somebody makes your life hard? you let it out right...tell them how you feel and well you end up getting payed out much worse than to begin with...i always thought throughout my entire life that everybody has a good side an understanding side, But i had to learn the hard way that its not always true some people are just walking sacks of ignorance...and you know what i am sick of playing a game with people today my cards will be shown i will lay them all down...you reap what you sow.....and people like adam and brian had sown seeds of pain into me and those seeds are about to sprout
Kiearn:But....*bell rings*
Mukissa:Sorry kiearn i have to go to next period now...
*in the toilets*
Adam:Fay what's wrong?
Fay:This pussy shit your pulling i cant hang around a loser like you
Adam:....im sorry if we cannot be friends but if we cant.....i guess we cant
Fay:Whatever
Adam:You know i always knew the only reason you hung out with me was because i was powerful and you wished you had that type of respect
Fay:....
Adam:And now that i have lost my will to fight stupid battles you are leaving me...you are even more pathetic than me
Fay:...fuck off
Adam:I guess it is my fault i did feel powerful when you where my so called friend
Fay:*starts to walk away*
Adam:One thing though fay...could you please be their on the oval before sport starts and see what i say to mukissa i belive what i say could change you as well
Fay:I dont want to be anything like you
Adam:I know you fay...and i know for this one last thing to do for me that you will come
*in geograpy(fourth period)*
Nick:So mukissa how was it?
Mukissa:How was what?
Nick:Juve
Mukissa:Walk in the park
Nick:Meet any intresting people?
Mukissa:Shut up please...
Office Boy:Sorry to interrupt ms crocker but the people intrested in doing soccer next year have to come to the library now
Mukissa:Ms crocker im intrested in that may i go
Ms Crocker:Yes you may
Mukissa:*gets up*
*on the oval*
Ashley:I cant serouisly do this can i...i mean cameron was right but.....i cant fucking go on like a nobody.....i have to be somebody......argg im so confused*pulls out knife and admires it*Im sorry cameron but i cant go through the rest of my high school days being a loser....i will get respect.......today is that day that everybody recognises me

To be Concluded...
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