Friday, July 22, 2005

The joint 8 (Season Finale)

Nunes:Well molly im taking you back
Molly:Finally
Nunes:Ok well ill take you back now
*In mukiss,s pod*
Mukissa:Ahhhhh another crap day
Jessica:Oh cheer up bub
Mukissa:Did you just call me bub?
Jessica:...........Ummmm no
Mukissa:Well time to start a new day
Samah:Mukissa did you get the new shipment?
Mukissa:No not yet
Samah:Im begining to think that their is no new shipment........remember what happend to muzukisi he lost all his power we dont want that to happen to you now do we?
Mukissa:mmmm.........
*In Daniels Pod*
Muzukisi:So daniel how is this plan of yours going?
Daniel:O its going along fine
Muzukisi:Tell me all of it?
Daniel:No then it would ruin the suprise
*In the tv place*
Camreon:Hmmmmm i need to get to the hospital ward again..........lets see what can i do ahhh i know ill go start something with that ali girl.
Camreon:Hey ali
Ali: What?
Camreon:*Punches ali in face*
Ali:What the fuck *Knocks camreon to the ground an starts kicking him* WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE PUNK!!
Camreon:Is that all you got you fuckn dike
Ali:*Picks up chair smashes camreon in head*
Officer:Hey YOU STOP THAT!!!!!
Officer2#:YOUR GOING TO THE HOLE
Ali:But he attacked me
Blake:Yeah shes telling the truth
Officer:..............mmmmmmmmmm well we need to get camreon to the hospital ward
*In hospital ward*
Camreon:Ehhhhh
Katherine:CAMREON WHAT HAPPEND>?
Camreon:Ali......d................did th...
Katherine:Ali did this huh!!!..................she will pay ..............Nurse i need a.......
*In the basketball court*
Jordan:Hmmmmmm this prison is to quiet
Kristy:Hey skinny can you move i wanna play a game here
Jordan:What is your problem?
Kristy:I dont have a problem
Jordan:You treat people like shit all the time
Kristy:I dont have to explain myself to you
Jordan:Maybe so but im sure you want some friends.......you shouldnt block evreyone out
Kristy:Your friends with people who ship drugs in how does that make you a better person?
Jordan:..Kiss is a really good person you just didnt give him a chance
Kristy:*Leaves court*
*In alexias pod*
Alexia:This sure is a boring day
Blake:Hello alexia
Alexia:Ummm hi?
Blake:You were tryna be tough to ali the other day werent you?
Alexia:I was sick of being pushed around, Just do what you came here to do
Blake:You are brave, Ill remember that.....*leaves pod*
*In Samahs pod*
Samah:Well hannah you still havent killed jessica.....that means no more drugs
Hannah:P-pppplease i cant do it
Samah:Sorry hannah its your only option..........
Hannah:Ok It will be done tonight..............
Samah:Very good
*In Muzukisis pod*
Paul:Hello muzukisi
Muzukisi:What do you want?
Paul:Is daniel here?
Muzukisi:No
Paul:Well you know that mukissa is late on the shipments dont you?
Muzukisi:Ye so?
Paul:Well me an samah have made a plan.........so he wont hold any power left
Muzukisi:And?
Paul:Well........When mukissa is shut down you can join our newly assembled team
Muzukisi:Sounds good.., but sorry i already have a full proof plan
Paul:You will be sorry for this
*Paul leaves*
Muzukisi:Daniel hes gone
*daniel comes from under bed*
Daniel:So paul has a plan huh!!!
*In mukissas pod*
Mukissa:Ahhhh how did i fuck up so badly to get into this crappy prison
Jordan:Hey kiss cheer up
Mukissa:I cant the drugs arent coming in so im pretty fucked
Jordan:Here this might relax you*gives mukissa alcohoal*
Mukissa:Spirits?
Jordan:Yeah drink some.....ill catch ya later
*jordan leaves pod*
*In daniels pod*
Daniel:Hey jess i just got word that mukissa is drinking well now is the time to strike
Jessica:O ok...........
*In mukissas pod*
Kristy:Woah dont drink it all at once.......
Mukissa:I know what your doing
Kristy:What?
Mukissa:I mean i know what im doing
Kristy:Hey take this for safe keeping *Chucks a Well designed knife*
Mukissa:Why you give this ta me?
Kristy:Its a gift..............
*Leaves pod*
*In the main hall*
Nunes:Welcome Back to your home molly
*In zenias pod*
Zenia:Now i must act
*In the main hall
Zenia:Hello molly
Molly:Zenia?
Nunes:Walk away zenia
Zenia:You took the one thing i loved in this world............
Molly:It was an accident im sorry
Zenia:*Shoots molly in chest*
Nunes:*Aims gun at zenia put the gun down*!!
Zenia:I have to go now im going to join danny we will be together again my beloved *aims gun at head, clicks, nothing happens*
Nunes:OFFICERS TAKE HER TO SOLITARY
*In alis pod*
Ali:So she was going to use this extra bullet to kill herself huh *flushes bullet down toilet*............i feel kinda bad
*In the hospital ward*
Officer:We have a bullet wound in this one...........its an emergency she could die
Katherine:Illl do what i can *takes molly of stretcher*
*In mukissas pod*
Mukissa:Ahhh im smashed i better go to bed
Jessica:Hey kissa
Mukissa:O its you WHAT Are you doing here?
Jessica:Ummm im in this pod
Mukissa:O yeah
Jessica:*Pushes mukissa on bed*..................now i know you like me and i like you......*starts kissing him*
Mukissa:O yeah im just stubborn an dont trust many people very selective
*Both still kissing*
Jessica:Im sorry for having to do this please forgive me..*Stabs in stomach*
Mukissa:Ehhh Ahhhhhhhhh..
Jessica:*Keeps stabing*
Hannah:* runs in cellAHHHHH STABS JESS IN LEG*
Nunes:Whats all the noise in this cell!!!
Hnannah:Oh no
Nunes:EVREYBODY BREAK IT UP TELL ME WHAT HAPPEN IN HERE
Jessica:He tried to rape me so i defended myself
Nunes:And what about you hannah?
Hannah:I heard screams so i came down to help her
Nunes:Ok we better call the mourge no wait hes still faintly breathing.........get him to the ward now! and you two back to your pods!!!
*Main hall*
Hannah:Why did you save me?
Jessica:Because if i didnt i would have gotten in shit
Hannah:Mmmmmmmmm
Jessica:I know you tried to kill me and i will not forget it
*In the wardens office*
Nunes:Ahhh this prison is really going down..........so much violence its disgusting
Officer:Mr nunes the replacment warden is here
Nunes:What already?
Damien:Hello you must be officer nunes i hear you have been doing a shit job being a warden of this place so i have now come to replace you
Nunes:............Ok well what do i call you
Damien:Well to my friends im known as damien but to you.......call me Mr Lehuray
Nunes: Damien Lehuray.........

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

The goodbye From Kristy

Note: This story is not affiliated on connected to the joint in anyway, The joint series will resume at its scheduled time when mukissa F Lehuray gets back to Australia

Ali:Well we came to see you off on your flight
Mukissa:Thanks guys
Diana:Snior est o pramos
Mukissa:.............................O k then
Mukissa:Well ill see yall in a week bye guys
*Mukissa boards plane*
Kristy:OH MY GAWD WHERE IS MUKISSA?
Ali:He boarded the plane
Kristy:.............I didnt get to say goodbye though
Ali:Im sure he understands isnt that right diana?
Diana:Mesta pragros esta llili sanyo maya
Kristy:Ummmmmmmmmmmm
Ali:Ahh well cant do much about it now
Kristy:SILENCE BUCKETHEAD I MUST SAY GOODBYE
*Kristy runs outside*
Kristy:Dammit hes plane is already on the runway luckily i always wear "HOVER SHOES AS SEEN ON TV 99.95$"
*Hovers up onto wing of the plane*
Kristy:*Bangs on window* MUKISSA!!!
Mukissa:*Has head phones on and listening to music*....dadada THIS WILL BE!!!........THIS WILL BE YOU AND ME.........ETC.....................THIS WILL BE!!!!
Kristy:Dammit........wait a minute i have an idea, Takes out yugioh card*Multiplication of ants* If i use this card in the cockpit the ants will destroy the controls thus stopping the plane
*Hovers ontop of cockpit*
Pilot:Ummmm this is kinda odd
Co-pilot:Yeah i know why is their a girl with a yugioh card on top of the glass?
Pilot:Well their is a mental instutution 1km from here
Co-pilot:O i see
Kristy:Now first i have to break the glass................wait a minute *gets out new harry potter book* *smashes glass with it*.........Good ol arry potter
Co-pilot:Dammit we cant take of now
Pilot:We have to, If we dont we will have to give REFUNDS And i hate giving out refunds so much
Co-pilot:But you dont have to pay them its the airline company
Pilot:*Shoots Co-pilot*
Kristy:*MULTIPLICATION OF ANTS* ................
Pilot:*Steps on ants*
Kristy:Listen..............I have to say goodbye to my friend right now before the plane leaves
Pilot:Awwwwww really ill show you wanna know how much i care.............NOT MUCH!
Kristy:Then i have no choice its time to duel the only way i know how!!! YUGIOH!!!!
Pilot: I guess its On
*AFTER HALF AN HOUR OF INTENSE OVER-DRAMATIC DUEL*
Pilot:This is it kristy..............
Kristy:If i dont draw the one card i need my multiplacation of ants im done for
Pilot:Hurry up and make your final move
Kristy:I have to belive.....in the heart of the cards......My friends give my strength.......i must belive...........*DRAWS FINAL CARD
TO BE CONTINUED......................Nah not really just kidding but dont ya hate it when that happens in television you just wanna KILL SOMETHING DAMN CLIFFHANGERS anway back to the story

Kristy:YES!!!!!!! I WON
Pilot:Fine you may say goodbye
Kristy:Walks down to mukissa,s seat
Mukissa:*Listening to music* THIS WILL BE...........YOU AND ME TOGETHER FOREVER THROUGH RAIN AN WATEVA............................
Kristy:*Takes headphones of mukissa* HI MUKISSA!!!!
Mukissa:Dammit kristy i had just learnt some new words on that song
Kristy:OH MY GOD KISSA!!!!*PUNCHES IN FACE* YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKN HARD IT WAS TO COME BACK AN TRY AND WISH YOU GOODBYE
Mukissa:Ok ok ok im sorry alright?
Kristy:Damn straight you are...........well anyways Bye
*Leaves plane*
The End.................WOW that ending sure did suck but what are you going to do about it NOTHING!!!!!!!!! IM IN THAILAND BITCHES!!!!

Monday, July 04, 2005

The Joint 7-2

Ali:So shut the fuck up and hit me if your all tough
Alexia:No im ok.............good things come to those who wait
Ali:Yeah thats right your scared
Alexia:*Leaves Pod*
*In the hospital ward*
Katherine:Your back again cam
Camreon:Well yeah this prison its hard to stay out of fights
Katherine:Well ill just put some bandages on that cut ok?
Camreon:Ok
Katherine:And ill give you some of my own special medication later ok *winks*
Camreon:Ok..........
*In Solitary*
Nunes:Hello molly
Molly:Roy.........you said you would get me out of here
Nunes:I will
Molly:Thats what you said before..........if im not out soon im telling the warden how i got the gun
Nunes:Ok............ well its all good cause i know what to do
*In zenias pod*
Nunes:Hey zenia
Zenia:Yes officer?
Nunes:I know all about your beef with molly
Zenia:..........so?
Nunes:I want to help you, i promise i can get molly out of solitary so you can get your revenge if you just do this ok?
Zenia:Ok well what do i have to do?
Nunes:The warden is coming for his monthly inspection today an i want you to..........................
*In Mukissa,s pod
Muzukisi:Well daniel?
Daniel:Ye what?
Muzukisi:Whats this massive take over plan?
Daniel:Just sit back an hear it unravel
*In the main hall*
Mukissa:*Walking up the stairs*
Jessica:*trips down the top of stairs*
Mukissa:*Catches her*.....woah watch it you klutz
Jessica:O im sorry......
Mukissa:Yeah wateva could you move outta the way i need to see the warden
Jessica:Umm.......i wanna join your drug thing
Mukissa:To bad
Jesssica:Pleaseeeee
Mukissa:No get out of my way*pushes past jess*
*In the wardens office*
Mukissa:Warden i want to talk about a pod change.......
Glen:We have had numerous complaints already about this.......im going to make the changes in one hour
Mukissa:O i see
*In pauls pod*
Samah:Well?
Paul:Well what?
Samah:Well this plan of yours how is this going to work?
Paul:Well.........i stop the drug flow with the money i scammed from jess and then when muzukisi ....and you realise that he has no more drugs left thats when you ditch him and then yeah, then we make an alliance with daniel
Samah:What about that loser jordan?.....
Paul:He is pathetic we can just push him outta the way
Samah:Ok then
*In blakes pod*
Blake:Hannah why are you trying to kill jessica?
Hannah:I cant say
Blake:Why are you taking drugs?
Hannah:Leave me alone thats why!!
Blake:Dont be a fucking bitch tell me now
Hannah:Just leave me alone
*In the main hall*
Mukissa:So jordan whats the word on the drugs?
Jordan:Their is no word
Mukissa:What why not?
Jordan:Some outsider obvuisly has fucked us up
Mukissa:Me thinks it was paul
Jordan:But what would he gain from it?
Mukissa:Good question, Get muzukisi to go scare him
Jessica:Ummm excuse me?
Jordan:Hey sexy!
Jessica:Ummm yeah wateva well i have some useful information for you mukissa........but i want to talk in private
Jordan:Ok laterz kiss
Mukissa:Well what do you want from me?
Jessica:Just to be your friend and maybe more one day........*stands extremly close to mukissa*
Mukissa:Hmmmmmmmm
Jessica:I know the way you have been looking at me
Mukissa:...............
Jessica:You wanted me from the first step i took in this prison
Mukissa:Maybe so dosent mean i trust you
Jessica:Well i guess when you trust me ill tell you
Mukissa:Play that game then..............
*In kristys pod*
Alexia:Hello..........
Kristy:*medatating*........
Alexia:Excuse me*bangs on door*
Kristy:Oh my god you dumb bitch i was one second away from reaching a higher level of spirit
Alexia:.......Hu wha>!?
Kristy:Have i become so dark i dont have humor anymore?
Alexia:.....
Kristy:Well what did you want?
Alexia:I want to talk to you...........and get to know you
Kristy:What for?
Alexia:It might sound lame.............but i dont have very many friends an the ones that i had......are all gone now
Kristy:Why?
Alexia:They used to constantly make fun of me, so i repressed all my emotions and i eventually snapped and one night when they were camping in their sleeping bags, i zipped them up to the top then i poured oil on them then lit them on fire.....................now im in here for 12years
Kristy:What 12years only? why?
Alexia:It was due to mental trama an aggrivation that caused it
Kristy:I see
Alexia:So why dont you tell me why your in?
Kristy:Listen, Im not the best person to make friends with ok
Alexia:...........................
Kristy:Im not telling you so your only wasting your time
Alexia:Ok fair enough..................but i will get you to be my friend sooner or later..................but for now bye
*In alis pod*
Ali:Im sick of this crap this place is boring.........nothing is happening
Zenia:Dont worry it will
Ali:Hey can i see your gun
Zenia:Yeah sure
Ali:Cool....................*takes 2bullets*...........
Zenia:Ok quick give it back.......before the guards come
Ali:*Ok here take it back gives gun back and one bullet*
Zenia:Thanks
*In the hall*
Nunes:OK PRISONERS ITS THE MONTHLY INSPECTION!!! Prisoners are to stand outside their cells and wait for further instructions
Glen:*Walking down stairs*
Zenia:*In the middle of the steps*
Glen:Excuse me
Zenia*trips glen*
Glen*falls down stairs*
Nunes:His neck has snaped, officers take him to the hospital ward............Prisoners the warden is dead and due to the regulations i am in charge untill a new warden is appointed, and as warden for now i shall read out the following pod changes
Mukissa & Jessica
Muzukisi & Daniel
Zenia & Ali
Alexia & Kristy
Paul & Samah
Hannah & Undecided
Camreon when he gets back & Undecided
The end of chapter 7
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