Monday, January 31, 2005

Tales of intrest(????)part 16

Chris:We should go and find the real one...........
Alexia?:Ok.............
*portal opens*
Ali:Oh my god alexia!!!
Alexia:...............run quick*dying*
Chris:Who did this?
Alexia.................
Cyblake:It was me................................its me blake yes your probably wondering how i survived well its because when my throat was slit my trusty assistant..........took out my brain and put it in this cool cyborg it is ultra-titanium chrome unbreakable hahahah fools...........follow me if you dare
*portal opens*
Chris:He..e...killed her...............Lets get him
To be continued..................

Friday, January 28, 2005

Tales of intrest(????)part 15

Shadow/mukissa:The first match will be between shadow kristie and kristie
Shadow/mukissa:In a game of Pool!!!
Kristie:Yo goin down sucka
Shadow/kristie:Your going to lose chya no doubt*flicks her back*
*10 minutes later*
Kristie:Oh no the final ball.........if i dont get it in i could lose
Mukissa:You gotta belive in the hear of the cards
Kristie:Yeah!!!!!*hits 8ball in hole*
Shadow/kristie:Nooooooooooo*bursts into water*
Shadow/mukissa:Next match is shadow roy an normal roy then in a riddle MATCH!
Roy:Ill go first ...................in wich episode of the simpsons does homer say doh?
A.All of them
B.nun of them
C.Beaver stew
Shadow/roy:.............ummmmmmmm beaver stew?
Roy:Wrong!!!
Shadow/roy:Fine take this! What is the meaning of life?
Roy:To................watch simpsons
Shadow/roy:Goddam i hate you*bursts into water*
Shadow/mukissa:Fine then its me vs mukissa
Mukissa:OH MY GOD YOU SHOELACE IS UNTIED
Shadow/mukissa:*looks down*
Mukissa:*gets out cool sword an slices shadows head off*
Mukissa:That was easy
Kristie:Hey were is shadow alexia?
Alexia:I dunno
Alexia:Owwww my head an stomach hurt*faints
Alexia:Ahh im fine
*portal opens*
Chris:Thank god alexia your back
Alexia:Of course im not that usless..........i mean thanx for caring chris
Chris:To celebrate yet another victory lets go get ice cream!!!my shout
*at the ice cream shop*
Chris:Alexia what flavour do you want?
Alexia:..........*Why is he so nice............*Ummmmmmmmm vanilla please
Lennox:Ill have cactus flavour
Chris:....................................fuckn westie
Alexia:I have to admit something to you guys im really shadow lexia but i have fallen for chris so i have decided to become good and stay here instead of kill you.....
Ali:But were is the real one?
Alexia:In the weird world
Mukissa:Oh not that crap place again
Kristie:We have to go back and get her
Chris:Why this one is practically the same an she loves me and i love alexia it dosent mattter wich one it is
Kristie:Yes it does
Sahal:Yeah chris is right
Lennox:What the hell sahal?blowin
Roy:Chris the choice is yours for what you want to do but for now i must go guys im of to watch the simpsons marathon
Chris:I have made a choice............

Tales of intrest(????)part 15

Mukissa:Pffft copy cats
Shadow/mukissa:Well sorry but its time for you die
Shadow/Mukissa:*Matrix jump an smashes mukissa*
Mukissa:Is that all you got?*throws blade at shadow mukissa*
Shadow/mukissa:*swipes cross face*
Shadow/kristie:*gets out shadow dld shoots at kristie*
Kristie:*swerves out of way*
Shadow/alexia:Its time we settle this in our way shadow portal open*portal opens*lets go
Shadow/Roy:If you wish to fight us follow us throught the portal........if you dare
Chris:Lets go
Chris:Hey i cant get in
Mukissa:I think only the people that they are shadowing can come in
Mukissa:Kristie alexia and roy well lets go
*jumps in portal*
Shadow/mukissa:Glad you could make it..........
Shadow/roy:Are we really glad though?....................no we are not
Roy:Pfffft cheap riddle
Shadow/alexia:Whats the matter alexia why arent you talking are you concentrating on being sexy like me hahahha you wish bub
Alexia:Your a skank shutup
Shadow/kristie:Cat fight.........oh my god your still wearing yellow kill bill hahaha your pathetic there like so 5minutes ago cha*flicks back hair*
Shadow/mukissa:These are the rules we will hold a match me vs mukissa kristie vs kristie etc......the winners will have the right to stay in your real word...............BEGIN
To be continued.........................

Tales of intrest(????)part 14

Colonel:Quick kids go on and fight blake and chris
Chris?:Well its time........to die
Chris:You stole my name...........*shoots arrows at chris?*
Chris?:Owww....blake help me
Kristie:BLUE ICE LIGHTING COMBO*smashes blake*
Blake:We are so stuffed
Chris?:I will not lose to you scum................shadow warriors i call on you
??????:Well it looks like we have finally been called upon
Blake:But there uncontrolable
??????:Thats right*picks up chris?an slices throat*
Mukissa:Hey that kinda looks like me
Blake:I gotta run away
??????:*shoots with standard dld-009*
Blake:*cough dies*
?????:Allow us to introduce ourselves we are shadow warriors and we have taken your form
Shadow/mukissa:Welll looks like its time to get rid of you*puts on cool matrix glasses*
Shadow/Kristie:Time to take you out*dld-009*
Shadow/alexia:Hey sexy guys im going to get you with my kiss of death*blows kiss*
Shadow/roy:Hey guys time to take out you fools*smoking cigarette*
To be continued...................

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Tales of intrest(????)part 13

Ali:Lennox are you alrite
Chris:Who cares?
Alexia:OH MY GOD lennox are you ok
Chris:Yeah lennox are you alright?
Lennox:Yeah ill be fine but i injured my leg so i cant dance
Chris:What a s-h-a-m-e
Mukissa:Waddup DAWGS
Kristie:Mukissa *cries your back*
Kristie:Ill gues youll be wanting these back?*hands mukissa sunglasses*
Roy:Ok enough of this chit chat we must find chris? and blake they probably went to hideout at their secret base.......Mcdonalds
Mukissa:Well lets go team
Kristie:Yeah
*at mcdonalds*
Mukissa:Ummmmm do you have any secret bases here?
Trainee:We have french fries and cheeseburgers
Chris:Do you have any secret bases?
Trainee:Ummmmm ill check in the back.....................yeah i do we have one
Trainee:Here
*goes down to secret base*
Chris?:Hmmmmmmmm hahahah glad you could make it
Chris:*eating burger*
Mukissa:Time to finish this........ill get my revenge
Blake:I think not..........................get them.......RONALD MCDONALD
Mcdonald:Hey kids have some free french fries*throws french fries*
Mukissa:Ow my eye im blind!
Chris:*still eating burger*
Alexia:Chris do something
Chris:Oooh yeah ok*salts chips*eats chips*
Kristie:*Gets out dld-oo9*
Mcdonald:*Sprays tomato sauce on kristies gun*
Kristie:No its to slippery*gun falls out of hand*
??????:I WILL SAVE YOU!!!
Alexia:Oh my god its..............
Colonel:I will save you
Colonel:Preapere to die*throws bucket of chicken at ronald*
To be continued..................


Tales of intrest(All about Kristie)Quest for pool

Kristie:Hey guys this is my own story its about my quest for.......POOL!
*walking down street*
Big muscely guys:Were do you think your going
Kristie:To the pool hall
Big muscely guys:Ha wada joke your just a little girl
Kristie:HEY I KNOW A GUY HES BLACK AND HELL KICK YO ASS!!!
Big muscely guys:Sure little girl go play with your little barbie doll
Kristie:YOU DIE NOW*Chops guys heads off*
Kristie:Mmmmm im hungry I think ill stop off at kfc
Kristie:Hi i would like one chicky meal
Trainee:Ok sir*drops meal in deep fryer*Oww oww oww
Kristie:.........moron
Kristie:I think ill pass
Trainee:No sir please take it this comes out of my salary if i had a girlfriend she,d kill me
Kristie:Ahh im still hungry.....OH MY GOD WHATS THAT
Kristie:*picks up the !COMPLEMENTRY MINT!*
Kristie:Mmmmm that was filling
Kristie:Finally im at the pool hall
Big guy:*flexing muscles*Oh im sorry are these in the way?
Kristie:...........Yeah but ill take care of that*shoots guy with standard dld-009*
Manager:Its 12$ a game
Kristie:..............OOOOOOO SHIT I FORGOT MY MONEY!!!!

Tales of intrest(????)part 11this goes before the last one sorry

Mukissa:*throws blade at chris*
Kristie:*slices blade in half*
Kristie:I dont want to hurt you
Kristie:Im sorry*puts sword through mukissa,s heart*
Mukissa:*turns into ashes*
Kristie:Im so..ory*cries*
Mukissa:*ashes reform*So am i
Mukissa:*Punches kristie out*
Mukissa:Now for the rest of you
Lennox:*dances*
Ali:*shoots fireball at mukissa*
Mukissa:Ahhh goddamit my hair,s on fire
Mukissa:*gets out cool sword from blade*
Mukissa:Goodbye fool
Roy:I wouldnt do that for if your killing her you would really be killing yourself...............and if you cant die she cant
Mukissa:What tha hell?
Chris:Good work roy*shoots arrow at mukissa*
Mukissa:*Grabs arrow*hmph you cant beat me moron
Sahal:*smacks mukissa over head*
Mukissa:*collapses*
Sahal:Ko,D bitch
Blake:Hmmm whats this?
Alexia:Goodbye blake*gets out dagger stabs blake*
Blake:Hahaha fool you cant kill me as long as i have the ying stone
Blake:You betrayed me alexia now you must die
Kristie:*gets up*
Kristie:Me and you freak
Blake:Fine then*gets out lightsaber*
Kristie:*gets out cool kill bill sword*
Blake:*chops her sword in half*
Kristie:......Uh-oh
Kristie:........mukissa this is for you*matrix punch in face then triple kick an smashes him into wall*
Blake"Arghhhh your powers are strong but mine are better
Blake:*Gets out multiple knives throws them*
Kristie:*matrix dodge*Youll have to do better than that
Blake:I know.............look behind you
Kristie:*knife hits kristie in leg an chest*
Kristie:Ah......*spits out blood*
Chris:We gotta help her
Blake:*puts up forcefield*
Blake:Hahahahah fools time to finish this......*takes kristiez dld-oo9*goodbye kristie...........*shoots bullet*MEGA ULTRA MATRIX SLOW-MOTION*
Mukissa:Noooooo*pushes kristie outta the way*
Mukissa:Arghhhhhhh
Mukissa:Im sorry kristie for what i have done
Mukissa:Please forgive me.............*collapses
Kristie:The stone is his power we must destroy i.....t*cough
Blake:No not the stone that is right behind you on that table
Kristie:*uses last part of breath to get stone*smashes stone*
Blake:Nooooooooooo
*Flash of light*
To be concluded.................

Tales of intrest(????)part 12

*flash clears*
Chris:Hey were did the castle go?
Blake:Nooo fools i cant be back here
Blake:Beacause of you fools we are back in the past 2years not back here
Chris:Well so without your powers your pretty screwed hmmmm?
Blake:No i still have a shard of the stone left
Lennox:*Grabs stone*
Blake:If you break that stone mukissa will die
Lennox:...................kristie its up to you
Kristie:*takes stone*I wish mukissa would........stay with us
*breaks stone
Blake:No..ooooo my powers there back to normal
Kristie:Its time to end this blake
????:I dont think so .......
Blake:Finally get me out of here
????:My name is chris
Chris?:Sorry we could only meet for a short while but i will leave you with a parting gift..........take this ANNUAL CREAMAGE!*blast of lighting hits lennox*
To be continued..............

Tales of intrest(Trailer)

Coming this summer.....................One of the most anticipated battles of the year.........with an all star cast........Mukissa! and others ................Blood will spill ................Hearts will be broken and healed and then once again broken..............and there shall be a guest star APPEARANCE!!!

Tales of intrest(????)part 10

Kristie:WOAH ITS SO INTENSE I AINT MISSIN A BIT OF IT IM IN
Lennox:An it wouldnt be cool without me
Chris:Thats debatable..........
Roy:Well lets go to this dark and light place
*dark and light place*
Roy:Here we are
Kristie:This is it...........its just a dark room with a dim lightbulb
Roy:Silence here comes the maker of the beaver stew
????:Yes you have come for the beaver stew and i am the maker of it
Kristie:Hes just a fat guy eating a cheese stick
Fat guy eating cheese stick:Maybe but.............i make a mean beaver stew
Roy:..............................
Lennox:So can we ummm have it?
Fat guy eating cheese stick:Yes but first you need general mukissa,s approval
Kristie:Damn
Fat guy eating cheese stick:Come back when you have it
*back at some place*
Chris:Did ya get it?
Kristie:No
Lennox:Ummm were is jess?and sahal?
Ali:Jess went to catch a mad wave and sahal spotted something shiny and ran off
Lennox:o k.........then
Chris:Well we have no choice.....
Chris:We are going to storm the castle
?????:Ah your going to fight blake
Chris:Who are you
????:I am the one that sent sahal after to help you
?????:Its me alexia...
Ali:Alexia..........is it reall you
Alexia:Yes before you say i betrayed you.........im sorry blake was going to kill you so i had to join him pretend i fell in love with him an put you all to sleep then i hired sahal to look over you.......
Ali:Why didnt you tell us about the plan?
Alexia:Im sorry......
Chris:Ahhh we all make mistakes...........
Alexia:You want to take on blake then come with me
*portal opens*
Lennox:Were are we?
AlexiaYou are in the castle.......blake is on the top floor ill be waiting for you
Chris:Heads up there are some guards*shoots arrow at guards*
Kristie:Ill help you out*slices guards head of*
Kristie:You and lennox get the door open
Lennox:I cant open it
Ali:Idea*lightbulb appears above head*fireball*
Ali:Woop woop i opend the door
Blake:Well it looks like you got this far.............muhahah fools it looks like its time for our final battle
Kristie:Your going down freak*runs at blake*
Mukissa:*appears in front of kristie an punches her in stomach*
Mukissa:Kristie.................this will be your final resting place

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Tales of intrest(????)part 9

Roy:Well it looks like we are here at last
Chris:Yes.....we are
Chris:Aaaaaanyyywayyyyyyyyy
Lennox:Well there are our freinds
Roy:I shall now free them
Roy:*pours beaver stew on jess*
Jess:Im free
Roy"*pours beaver stew on ali*
Ali:Ahhhhhhh..........
Roy:Ummmm guys im out of stew looks like we have to go back
Ali:Hey guys were have you been?and thanx for freeing me
*team explains story*
Ali:I came to this place looking for you guys and hannah turned me to stone
Kristie:Well lets go get blake
Lennox:What about hannah she is still turned to stone
Kristie:I guess we have to...............heal her
Chris:Roy do you have any more beaver stew?
Roy:No i am not the one who makes the stew i am merley the keeper of the stew the persom who makes the stew is in a location were darkness swallows the light but the light is the darkness
Chris:Wat th...........?
Ali:Woop woop PENGUIN
Kristie:....WOAH THIS IS INTENSE
Lennox:Ummm do any of you know were sahal went?
Sahal:Right here
Lennox:Were did you go?
Sahal:I went to china town
Lennox:CHEAP!
Kristie:Hahahahahahaha lennox thats mean..............*punches lennox in face*
Jess:So roy do you know were that thingy light place is you were talking about
Roy:Indeed i do............but he does not like large numbers we can only inclued 3people in our group...................
To be continued.......................

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Tales of intrest(????)part 7

Kristie:Damn we gotta stop her but how
Lennox:Leave it to me i have a plan
Lennox:*moon walks back into chruch*
Lennox:Hannah stop this madness you can join us.........plus i ummmm well i kinda like.......y
Chris:Forget this*shoots arrow at hannah* in leg*
Hannah.c:Owwwwww
Kristie:Boy am i glad i bought this mirror yesterday*look int it*
Hannah.c:Noooo fo..o..l.s you will never free your freinds the only one who knows ho..w is ............r.oy the riddle keeper.........
Hannah.c*stone*
Kristie:Damn now we gotta free our freinds and hannah
Chris:Oh roy the riddle keeper i know were he lives just up the road from here
*up the road from their*
Chris:*Knocks on door*hello anybody home?
Roy:Ah home no i am not at home but in a sense it looks like it for my home is far away
Chris:What th?
Lennox:Ummmmmmm U GOT SERVED
Kristie:Woah thats great but can you help us free our freinds they got turned to stone?
Roy:Yes i can only if but belive i can
Kristie:Ok yeah and how are you going to do it?
Roy:Oh yes the art of doing it well u must pour over their stone prisons stew
Kristie:Stew?
Chris:Wat th?
Roy:Yes i make a mean beaver stew so mean infact it is nice nice enough to destroy the evil chamber of stone your freinds have been trapped in
Kristie:Well ok then lets go rescue then
Roy:Onward indeed i like to help the folk of this dear world
Chris:Pssssst i think hes queer
*knock on door*
Roy:Who is there at the door of my home but not my homeland
Mukissa:Its me mukissa
Chris:Hide
Mukissa:Roy these fools have been turned to stone at the church and if the rest of them come to you for help you must contact me
Roy:Yes i shall contact you
Mukissa:You better do it or else roy......................i will cancel the simpsons!
Roy:Mr mukissa please do not make such hurtful threats i shall do as you say an do as said an so forth
Mukissa:Stop dat JIBBER JABBER FOOL BEFO"i knock you out
Mukissa:Remember what i said roy.....goodvye for now
Kristie:Were sorry to put you in such a position
Lennox:Iv noticed something throuh out our whole adventure we have eatean 3 or 4 times
Kristie:*punches lennox in face*
Chris:*appluades kristie*
Roy:It is alrite but for it to be alrite just define alrite not by the dictonary by the heart an soul of the person in question
Chris:SHUTUP ROY AN JUST FUGN HELP US!!!
To be continued..................

Tales of intrest(????)part 7

Chris:Were are we going?
Sahal:Shhhh we are here
?????:Hello team
Kristie:Who is that show yourself coward
?????:I know the werabouts of your frieind ali
?????:Just north of here is a church were she is currently located
Kristie:Lets go then
Lennnox:Yeah
????:Bu bi my old freinds.........
Hannah.m:What did you say?
Chris:Who cares lets go
*At the church*
Kristie:Hey thers nobody here just a statue of ali
?????:Thats no statue fools thats ali
Hannah.c:Remember me*stone*
Hannah.m:ahhhhh
Kristie:*shoots hannah with standard dld-oo9*
Hannah.c:*Stops bullets and turns them to stone*
Kristie:Better plan................RUN
Hannah.c:Your not going anywere
Jess:Run guys*pours wax on floor*
Hannah.c:*Slips*
Hannah.c:*Stone*
*outside church*
Kristie:Dammit jess and hannah have been turned to stone.........
To be continued................

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Tales of intrest(????)part 6

Chris:ahhhhh now were the hell are we
Guards:YOUR IN THE ROYAL WATER OF LORD BLAKE THROW THEM IN THE DUNGEON
*dungeon*
Hannah.m:I just came from a dungeon
Lennox:Owwwww i feel good dadadad i knew that i would dada so good i got aaaaa You
Chris:Dammit lennox i just hate you so much..................
Kristie:*Shoots lennox in head*
Chris:Ahhhhh these dungeons suck
Jess:*Waxing surfboard*
Guard:Sir mukissa these are the people we found in the royal waters of blake
Mukissa:Mmmmmmmmmm these people guard leave now
Mukissa:Your in a lot of trouble fools
Kristie:Mukissa you gotta realise your true self
Mukissa:...................Due to your disrespect of master blake your punishment is death see you at dawn fools
Kristie:Damn we gonna die
Chris:I have a plan
*throws lennox at jail bars*
Chris:Hmmm it didnt work
?????:Never fear for i am here
Kristie:Its...............bowen
Hannah.m:Well it could be worse
Bowen:I have come to rescue you
Bowen:Yahhhhhhh*trys to bend bars*dies due to heart faulire*
Kristie:........................................
Hannah.m:Meh
Chris:Movn along how are we going to get out of here?
?????:Psssst hey
Chris:There is a noise coming from this wall
Chris:hello?
?????:Hi my names sahal an i have been hired to bust you guys free
Sahal:Now lisen carefully stand back
Sahal:*smashes through wall*
Sahal:Now hurry up an follow me
*back outside in a secure location*
Chris:Who hired you to free us?
Sahal:I cannot say
Sahal:But you must follow me
Sahal:Oh except lennox cause nobody likes him
To be continued.............


Tales of intrest(????)part 5

Kristie:Well we cant go any further it seems
Chris:Yeah we need a boat to get across to the island
Kristie:Hmmm yeah
Lennox:I hate water
Jess:I can surf their
Jess:But my board is only big enough for me and one other
Chris:Ill go with jess
Kristie:No you need to stay with lennox cause he is scared
Lennox:So chris you like stuff?.................
Chris:Lennox i hate you so much..................
Lennox:Ill teach you how to moon walk ok to pass the time?
Chris:................dammit lennox
*azkaban prison island*
Kristie:Well we are here
Jess:Yeah we gotta be careful they brought the toughest guard from around the world to guard this place
Jess:There is one right now
Pysduck:Psy psy*falls down*
Kristie:Watch out jess its Coming right for US!!!!*Shoots pysduck with standard dld-oo9 in head
Jess:It was on the ground
Kristie:Shutup
Jess:Lets continue there is were she is being held
Hannah.m:K k kristie can it really be you
Kristie:Chyeah
Jess:Why were you put in here this prison is only for people who commot serouis crimes
Hannah.m:Well the team was down so i decided to attack blake an i failed so i was locked here for a sentence up to 700000000000years
Jess:Well we have come to free you
*opens door*
Jess:Now lets get of this island
Kristie:One problem your board can only hold 2 people right so how are we gonna make it out?
Kristie:Wait jess do you have any rope?
Jess:Yeah.....
*ties hanah to surfboard*
Jess:Were back guys
Kristie:Yeah
Hannah.m:Im in so much pain........
Chris:You left me alone with .............................him
Lennox:*dancing*
Judge dread:We meet again fools take this*Raging Whirlpool*
Jess:*Gets sucked in*
Chris:*Hey were u going jumps in*
Kristie:*sigh hits lennox into whirlpool*
Kristie:*jumps in*
Hannah.m:Were did evrey one guy ahh well*jumps in*
To be continued................

Tales of intrest(????)part 4

Chris:I cant belive it
Kristie:We have to reform the team and then figure out what happend an whats going on
Chris:Yeah
Chris:Do you know were lennox is?
Kristie:Yeah he would be in the dance hall teaching students how to dance
*dance hall*
Chris:Yo lennox
Lennox:Oh my god
Chris:Suprised to see us?
Lennox:Yeah what have you been up to?
*explains the situation*
Chris:So what happend after the fight?
Lennox:Well i woke up and i was on the ground i came back an looked for you guys but you wernt there so as time went on........blake conquerd the world due to the stone and his power.................people were killed...........countrys changed...............streets dissapeard
Chris:AND WHAT DID YOU DO ABOUT IT?
Lennox:I ......couldnt do anything so i became a professional dancer...........an over time the worlds best dancer
Chris:Hey whats that noise outside?
Lennox:The collectors are back to collect the towns money
Chris:What..............what happens if they dont have enough?
Kristie:Then the town gets hit by the light of judgement
Chris:Whats that do?
Lennox:Destroys the town
Chris:I wanna see whats happining outside
Town spoksperson:Im sorry we are 245$short
?????:Sorry dosent cut it*gets out blade sword*
?????:*slices his head off*
?????:Now for the rest of you if you dont come up with this money in 10minutes i will get lord blake to use the light of judgement
Chris:Hey thats mukissa
Kristie:Leave this place alone mukissa
Mukissa:.....................
Lennox:Here i got some money
Mukissa:Your not from this town i cannot accept it
Lennox:Money is money take it
Mukissa:Silence incesent fool
Kristie:Mukissa............stop this
Mukissa:..........................Times up
Mukissa:See you later fools
Lennox:We have to leave
Chris:Why
Kristie:The light of judgement will hit this town anytime soon
Chris:What about the others in the town?
Lennox:They have to suffer the consequences
Kristie:Cmon lets go
Kristie:Oh no to late
?????:Ha were do you think your going?
?????:You forgot to pay fools
Chris:Whos this freak?
?????:Im no freak im judge dread an this town has been condemd to be destroyed
Judge dread:Preapear to die
?????:I dont think so*surf board hits judge in head*
Judge dread:Ow god dammit
?????:Take this*throws wax at at judge*
Judge dread:Arghhhh this isnt over
*dissapears*
Kristie:Thanx for saving us jess
Jess:No problem
Chris:Whos this........?
Jess:Im jess and who are you
Chris:I AM CHRIS DANGER MARSHALL
Jess:Ok kool
Kristie:Yeah he just woke up after sleeping for 2years
Jess:Alright hey kristie i got some information on the wereabouts of your freinds
Kristie:Who and were
Jess:Hannah.m is in the prison azkaban
Kristie:Oh hannah hmmmm i guess we have to rescue her ok lets go
Lennox:Move out team
Chris:*walks beside jess*
Kristie:*raises eyebrow an gives suspicous look at chris*
To be continued........................




Friday, January 21, 2005

Tales of intrest(????)part 3

Chris:It cant be you.....is it really you kristie?
Kristie:Yeah it is
Kristie:I have been lookin after you for quite some time chris you been sleepin for a while
Chris:But how you were sick?
Kristie:I was but.....................mukissa healed me
Chris:But mukissa was killed
Kristie:Yeah but he came back
Chris:What?
Kristie:Blake brought him back on the condition that he worked for him but mukissa refused to come back to earth unless he could save me he did and now............he works for blake
Chris:This seems unreal well when did mukissa heal you
Kristie:About 7months ago
Chris:Only
Chris:So none of us know the full story?
Kristie:No not really.......
Chris:You still miss him dont you?
Kristie:Ye............s
Chris:Mmmmmmm what of the others?
Kristie:Well i know that ..............lennox is now the greatest dancer in the world he won the wordl cup for dancing
Chris:...................................FUCKN WESTIE!!!!
To be continued............

Tales of intrest(????)part 2

Chris:2 years what?
Old lady:Yes deary you have been asleep for 2years
Chris:Oh my god
Chris:I remember the fight with blake and then i ended up here
Old lady:Yes deary i found you near a mountain and i have been caring for you since
Chris:So iv slept for 2years............
Olda lady:Yes
Chris:And whats this lord blake business?
Old lady:Lord blake rules over the world an has been for a bout 2 or so years now
Chris:Alexia is gone...........my freinds gone
?????:Yo chris you finally woke up!?
Chris:Oh my god
To be continued............

Tales of intrest(Questions)

Who did blake return to their world?Why did alexia join blake?What happend to kristie?And what happend TO EVREYBODY?!

Tales of intrest(????)

Chris:ehh ahhhh were am i
Old lady:Oh dear me your awake
Chris:What were,s alexia an the others? and where,s blake
Old lady:Oh deary you mean lord blake
Chris:What? what suburb am i in?
Old lady:Roadville
Chris:Looks out window but thats carrington road this dosent make sense
Chris:What time is it?
Old lady:5 oclock
Chris:How long did i sleep for?
Old lady:Ummm last by my count 2years
Chris:What tha fu........
To be continued.................
Old lady

Tales of intrest(The phoenix)

Ali:........i wonder were we are?
Bowen:We appear to be in a hallway
Ali:Well thers no going back so lets continue onwards
Bowen:Yeah
*Walking down the dark hallway*
?????:Hahahahah pika pika
Ali:That sounds like
Pikachu:Thats right i am back
Bowen:Not for long*jumps in air an shoots at pickachu*
Pikachu:ahhhh now its my turn
PikachU:*Zap*
Bowen:Arghhh to strong
Pikachu:Now you ali
Ali:No i have to kill you.......i must ahhhhhhhh*Fire ball*
Pikachu:Ow.....*burnt*
Ali:Whats with that the only power i get and i HATE FIRE!!!
Ali:Bowen are you alright?
Bowen:Yeah im fine
Ali:Hey whats that
Bowen:Looks like a stone an there is something encripted on it
Bowen:"HE WHO DESTROYS THE YING THIS STONE MAY HAVE ONE DESIRE FOFULLIED"
Ali:Well i guess we gotta wish kristie back to perfect health
*the others*
Chris:Were the hell are we?
Alexia:Dunno
Lennox:Good question
Hannah.m:Ummm guys who,s that?
??????:I am the oracle
Oracle:You shall all bow before me
Chris:Fuck that*shoots arrow at oracle*
Oracle:*dies*
Alexia:Oh my god chris your my hero
Chris:No sweat
Lennox:Hey guys whats that
Hannah.m:Its a stone.......................it has something written on it
Hannah.m:To rid the world of evil you must brake the yang stone
*Portal appears*
Alexia:Hey gang were all back
Ali:Yeah
Chris:Hey you have the yang stone pass it to me
Ali:Ok but why*hands over stone*
Chris:*breaks stone*
Ali:What have you done
??????:Fools
Lennox:What the?
??????:This whole time it has been me...........BLAKE!
Blake:Dear alexia come with me
Alexia:..............im sorry guys
Blake:*takes stone from chris*WITH THIS STONE MY WISHES SHALL BE DESIRED!
Blake:Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BAH*Blasts Lennox outta the cave*
Blake:Hahahahah goodbye fools

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Tales of intrest(The phoenix)

Bowen:Finally im here
Alexia:Who are you?
Hannah.m:It cant be its you
Bowen:Hannah..................no time for introductions kristie is sick we have to go
Alexia:Ok.........
??????:Les go
Hannah.m:Ill go get chris
Hannah.m:Chris kristies sick we gotta go
*back at alis crib*
Bowen:I brought them
Ali:Thanx
Ali:She dosent seem to be getting better
Bowen:I know a way to cure her..............
Ali:How?
Bowen:The phoenix of re-birth
Ali:What
Hannah.m:Thats rubbish it hasnt been found in over 200years
Bowen:Well its in this world somewere and thats the only way we are going to cure her
Ali:Then its settled we are of on another journey whos going?
?????:Im in
Alexia:So am i
Chris:well if shes in.......................IM IN
Lennox:Yeah im going
Bowen:So am i
Chris:I read something on the sand about a phoenix being somewere in the snow
Alexia:Wait the snow heights of mount topple
*After ages of travling*
Ali:We are here
Alexia:I dont see any phoenix
Ali:Whats the deal with you and bowen hannah?
Hannah.m:Me and him used to be warriors in the same army till he abandoned us.......and left us for dead
???????:This mountain never ends
Bowen:Hey Thats it THATS THE PHOENIX BUT it looks frozen in ice
Lennox:Ill take care of this*High pitch note*
*ice cracks*
Phoenix:H.......ello tr..vlers
Alexia:Its dying
Ali:Oh great phoenix can you grant us the power to heal our freind
Phoenix:I am.........to.....w.e......ak..........
Alexia:Phoenix..............*kisses phoenix*
Alexia:AHhhhhhh the power ahhhhhhh*two portals open*
Alexia:Ahhhhhhh.....that was so hard to control
Phoenix:If you want the power to rid evil out of this world choose the left portal if you want to help your freind kristie go through the other portal
Phoenix:Ali..................here you go
Ali:*Gets zapped* owwwwwww
Ali:We have to split up on this one
Alexia:Ill go left
Chris:So will i
Lennox:Im going right
Ali:Im also going right
Bowen:Ill go left
Hannah.m:Ill go right
?????:Ill stay out here an guard the entrance
*TEAM OUT*
To be concluded...................

Tales of intrest(Return to the holiday house)

Chris:Man this place is so cool its even better than last time
???????:Yeah its pretty cool
Chris:I know what your up to
???????:Pardon me?
Chris:You think your so cool being invincible and not having a name and evreything
??????:Ummm no ill tell you my name its......
Alexia:Dinner is ready guys
Hannah.m:Come and get it
Alexia:So guys this time round this house hasnt givin us problems huh
Chris:Yeah
??????:Umm guys the tv turned on by itself!!!!
Chris:Thats cause your sitting on the remote..............moron
Hannah.m:You silly sock
Alexia:Awwww dont be so mean to him
Alexia:Here you get an extra serving of fish
???????:YAY!
Chris:Wateva i dont even like fish
Chris:Im gunna go outside for a second
*chris outside*
Chris:Damn that guy is gunna ruin my chance
Alexia:Hey chris what are you talking about
Chris:Oh hey nuthing nuthing at all
Alexia:Well come back dont stand outside all by yourself
Chris:Go ahead ill catch up
Chris:Whats this written in the sand? The phoenix of rebirth is lost in the snow?
To be continued..........................

Tales of intrest(The warped world part.3)

Kristie:You...............killed.........him
Kristie:Jumps up*matrix kicks bowen into wall*
Kristie:*gets out dld-009*shoots bowen
Bowen:*matrix dodge*
Kristie:*gets out sword*slices bowen cross face*
Bowen:Oww thats gunna leave a scar
Bowen:*gets out matrix guns*shoots at kristie*
Kristie:*matrix dodge*
Bowen:How did u get those powers GRRRRR
Duck king:Bowen you pathetic human you and your human scum shall be vanquished kill them ducks
Bowen:Noooooo but sir you raised me after my parents had been killed by the penguins how can you do this to me
King duck:Moron i killed your parents i used you as a weaopn
Bowen:NOOOOOOO*JUMPS IN AIR AN PUMPS SHOTGUN AT DUCKS*
Bowen:I i i im sorry for killing your freind quick i know the portal out of here
King Duck:Your not going anywere
Kristie:..................This is for you mukissa*BLUE ICE LIGHTNING COMBO*UPPERCUT ROUND HOUSE KICK RIB PUNCH POWER STRIKE*
Duck king:Arh...........your kicks were as fast as lightning an as as cold as ice........*dies*
Bowen:Lets go the portal should be here
Ali:How can we trust him?
Lennox:Finally im unfrozen............well we dont have a choice lets go
*portal appears*
*group enters*
Lennox:Were back
Ali:Finally woop
Kristie:..............
Bowen:Look im sorry for killign your freind
Kristie:Well sorry dosent bring HIM BACK DOES IT!
Bowen:I know but..........
Kristie:No he was i LOVED HIM!!!!!!*collapses*
Ali:Ill take her to the bed
Lennox:Man hes actually dead
Bowen:Ummm guys im really really sorry but i have a favour to ask of you all............................
Ali:Go on
Bowen:Can i join your team cause ummm i have no place to go and i want to make it up to you guys?
Ali:I guess so
Lennox:Yeah i suppose
Bowen:That kristie..................has some amazing powers........she tapped into the matrix as well.................
Ali:Guys i think kristie is really sick shes got a fever an is twitching
Lennox:Should i call the other guys and tell them whats happinig?
Ali:.....Yeah
Lennox:The phone is engaged
Bowen:Ill go get them its the least i can do were are they staying
Ali:At that stupid holiday house again..............
Bowen:Ok ill be back as soon as i can
Kristie:..........*twitching*Mu u u st find phoenix
Mukissa is dead.........Kristie is sick.................Bowen has joined the team what else could happen?

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Tales of intrest(The warped world part.2)

Pingu:Oh no guru is gone...............WHO SHOT HIM?
Kristie:It was.......................THE BUTTERFLY!
*butterfly flies of in distance*
Pingu:Well we must summon our army an defeat the ducks follow me!
*on the battle ground*
Pingu:Alright our goal is to get to that tower kill as many ducks on your way as you can
Mukissa:Got it
Kristie:Roger that
Ali:I still dont have a power
*CHARGE*
Kristie:Runs ahead slicing the ducks head off using her sword an shooting them with her standard dld-009
Duck:Quack
Kristie:Quack this muther FUCKA*Shoots duck in head*
Mukissa:*wasting all the ducks with cool matrix guns*
Ali:*carring frozen lennox*
Kristie:Were here
???????:Im glad you could make it
Mukissa:Who are you
?????:I am bowen leader of the duck army
Bowen:And you are dead*shoots mukissa with cool matrix gun in heart*
Mukissa:Ahhhhh shit son*dying*
Kristie:Noooo mukissa i i i i ................love you
Mukissa:Kristie take my sunglasses..............*dies*
Kristie:*Cries*Mukissa you were so ninja...........
Bowen:Yes he thought he was the only one with matrix powers
Bowen:GUARDS TAKE THEM TO THE KING!
King duck:QUACK QUACK QUACK FOOOLS!!!
King duck:You humans are worthless
King duck:Now for my amussment kill the one named kristie
Bowen:Yes sir
Kristie:You.....killed...............mukissa*puts on cool matrix glasses*
Lennox:*frozen*whispers*o..ooo its on
To BE CONCLUDED............PREAPEAR FOR THE INTENSE FINALE!

Tales of intrest(The warped world)Sneak peak

Sneak peak.....................One person in the team will die...........A heart will be filled..............A heart will be broken.............and a new member will join the already crammed up team

Tales of intrest(The warped world)

Mukissa:So.........
Lennox:hmmmmmm
Kristie:well
Ali:Man things have boring since the rest of the gang went on holiday
Mukissa:True
*Portal opens up*
Mukissa:.....again with the portals
Kristie:Onward to adventure!
Ali:Maybe ill get a new power?!
*Group enters portal*
Mukissa:Wonder were we are now
???????:Die scum*shoots bullet at mukissa*
Mukissa:Oh shizzle*matrix dodge*
??????:Oh sorry your not a duck
Mukissa:What who are you?
????????:I am pingu the leader of the penguin army!
Ali:YAY PENGUINS!!!!!!!
Kristie:I eat penguins for breakfeast!
Lennox:Man its really really really really really cold
Kristie:........that westie
Mukissa:Well ummmm sorry to be rude but.................WHY THE FUDGE DID U TRY AN SHOOT ME?
Pingu:I thought you were one of them..........................a duck
Mukissa:What........?
Pingu:Well for over 100years the penguins and ducks have been at war with eachother and we want to end this war an we have decided to assult the duck empire!!!
Mukissa:......................................OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD I FOUND A PENNY!!!!!!....oh yeah i guess we will help you
Ali:WOOP WOOP ADVENTURE!!!
Kristie:*If only you knew how i felt about you*
Lennox:*Breathing over kristies shoulder*
Kristie:*Picks up lennox an throws him into very very cold water*
Kristie:Hey how can ducks survive here in such cold?
Pingu:They have adapted
Mukissa:How are we gunna get out of this world?
Pingu:A portal out of here is in the duck area if you help us kill them you can leave
Mukissa:Time to kill me some ducks
Kristie:Ahhhh well it beats msn
Ali:Yay
Lennox:*frozen*
Pingu:Let me take you to the pinguin guru
Guru:Ahhhh my children
Guru:I shall aid you on this quest to stop the ducks an teach you some new moves
Ali:Finally
Guru:The one called kristie come forward
Kristie:Yay i go first
Guru:Your love for him is so pure your strength is great i present you with this new power
*Kristie now has the power of...............BLUE ICE LIGHTING*
Kristie:Woooooooooooooo
Guru:Now the one call ali step forwa*Gets shot*
Guru:Ahhhhh k...ristie....h...e..r.e my child*cough*take another tool to aid in your quest
*KRISTIE GETS STANDARD {DLD-009}
Kristie:Woooo go me
Guru:He will be yours child......*dies*
Ali:FRIGGIN ARGH HOW COME I DIDNT GET A POWER THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!
Lennox:*still frozen*
To be concluded.........................
to be concluded


Sunday, January 16, 2005

Tales of intrest.(Back to the 80,s)

Molly:Lennox could you please play the music so we can get started
Lennox:Ok*puts in tape*...................
Lennox:Its broken..........
Lennox:Guess that means i get to sing!!!!
Chris:......................................
Mukissa:Oh GOD NO!
Lennox:Let's go U want it Then u better get ready cuz this wat u gonna get Anyway u want it we can take it to the WINDOW to the WALL or better yet We can take it to the floor!!!
Kristie:Right biatch im going to show ya what dancin is all bout fool!!!
Hannah.m:Pffft you have no idea who your messid wid foo!!!
Mukissa:Cmon please go please make them take of their tops!!!
Chris:zzzzzzzzzzzz mmmm star wars zzzzzzzzzz alexiahhhh i mean star wars hey im awake!!!!
Kristie:Prepeare to die*does the chicken dance*
Hannah.m:Oh really take this*Does the hokey pokey*
Kristie:Well Then ill have to show you all my stuff*Does the macarina*
Hannah.m:Alright then take this*does the robot*
Molly:Alright groovy chicks time for your last dance move!!!
Kristie:*headspins*
Hannah.m:*moonwalks*
Molly:Now make your desicons guys
Chris:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz star wars zzzzzzzzzzzzzz alexia zzzzzz *wakes up yeah umm i vote for alexia
Molly:But she isnt in the compettiton ahh well how bout you lennox
Lennox:Ooooh yeah you cant beat me im just so fly
Molly:Ahh hes still singing well mukissa its up to you!!!
Mukissa:*Drooling over the fact that because they danced so much they sweated heaps an their shirts a see through*
Molly:Wellll ummmmmmm i have to vote for hannah
Kristie:What?????
Hannah.m:Yeah damn straight
Molly:Ummm thanx for helping me out in the BACK ROOM with those boxes*winks*
Lennox:Woo im begining to like it here
*Portal appears*
Mukissa:Were back
Lennox:Oh damn
Chris:Oh yeah im back

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Tales of intrest.(Back to the 80,s)

Mukissa:So............can you tell us your name now?
???????:Yeah its.....
Lennox:Guys oh my god therse a dance compettion this monday i fond this flyer giving us details
Mukissa:This flyer is dated by to 1986........
Kristie:*hits lennox in face*
Hannah.m:Is this a normal day for you guys?
Lennox:So.....im sure if we all belive and with a little bit of fairy dust we can travel back their
Chris:........fuckn westie
Lennox:Must concentrate
*PortaL*
Chris:No friggin way
*Portal sucks up whole team in*
Lennox:Guys we are
Mukissa:Lennox..........I hate you
Chris:Umm were is the rest of the team?
Mukissa:Mustav gotten left behind
Lennox:Oh yay more fun for us
Chris:yes........fun
Kristie:Hey guys im back
Mukissa:!!!!!!!!!OH my god her cloths
Kristie:What huh im wearing*hot pants an a tight shirt*
Mukissa:Das what im talking bout
Chris:It would look better on ale.........Hey mukissa look at what your wearing
Mukissa:Wearing*oversized Medallion*High platform shoes*comb in hair and disco shirt and pants...........
Mukissa:Lennox...........sometimes i hate you so much......
Chris:Welcome to my world
Hannah.m:Hey gang im back
Mukissa:AYA CURRUMBA!!!!!!WOOO NOW THATS HOT
Chris:Ummmmm yeah what mukissa said
Hannah.m:Wearing*kool earings tight shirt and super ultra tight pants*
Kristie:..pfffft wateva
Hannah.m:You just jelous that mukissa thinks im better
Kristie:Oooooo hell no you just did not say that
Kristie:Bring it on bitch
Lennox:Hold up seeing as though we are here we CAN TAKE IT TO THE DANCE FLOOR!!!!
Mukissa:I think he for once in his life his right
Chris:Awwww i wanted to see a cat fight
*At the dance floor*
Lennox:This is the judge that shall choose who the best dancer is.........Molly
Molly:Groovy yall im tha most hapinin hippie of this time and im going to select who is gonna win this dance off
Molly:Also mukissa ,Chris and Lennox shall be judges along with me
Mukissa:Uh oh nothing good can come of this
To be concluded.................

Tales of intrest(The other Dimension Finale)

Mukissa:Well we are here i guess but i cant see a portal.......What this cant be your here
Alexia:Yes i am mukissa
Mukissa:Guess you heard that a portal was here
Blake:To bad your going to have to die
???????:Hmmm your quiet mistaken my freind
??????:Alexia isnt going to die
Blake:And who the hell are you
???????:My name does not concern you
Blake:*gets out saber*
Blake:Fine then preaper to die
??????:As you wish
Blake:*Slices ????? in half*
Blake:Ha that was to easy...............wait whats going on
??????:Reforms
??????:Im immortal
Blake:.............hmmmmmm i see
???????:I bet your wondering how to kill me now arnt you?
Blake:....................
Kristie?:WELL LOOKS LIKE YOUR ALL HERE
Mukissa:Kristie.........
Chris:Well im here
Ali:Hello
Hannah.M:Whats going on
Ashley:SILENCE ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Ashley:I am the keeper of the portal i have no name
Ashley:Only three of you can return to your real world
Mukissa:ok then so be it
Mukissa:*Smashes chris into wall*
Chris:*shoots arrow*
Mukissa:*matrix dodge an arrow hits alexia*
Chris:Alexia no
Mukissa:Im sorry alexia i have to do this..........*shoots at alexia*
??????:*Steps in front of the way*grrr arghh that hurt
Kristie:*Lunges at blake with sword*
Blake:*kickes her off*Die BITCH*Plunges sword into kristie,s back
Alexia:Nooo..........
Ali:Wait molly please please revive her
Molly:................i
Blake:Dont you dare do it
Chris:Fires arrow at blake*blake deflects it an flie towards hannah.m
Mukissa:No *pushes her outta the way*
Mukissa:..............ow
Hannah.m:.......no
Ashley:That right kill eachother
Molly:.....no what am i doing i have to help somehow...
Hannah.m:*takes arrow at of kissa an plunges it into ashleys heart*
Ashley:N..o..........il..be...b.ac.....k
*dies*
*Portal appears*
Alexia:Its over...............
Ali:Molly heal kristie
Molly:Heals kristie
Blake:Nooo you double crosser *stabs molly in back with saber*
Molly:Sorry guys...........*hack cough*dead*
????????:Well we all better hurry this portal aint gunna be open forever ya knoe
Alexia:Mukissa......your dead you got what you deserved
Alexia:*Goes through portal*
Ali:*picks up kristie youll be fine in a few hours*goes into portal
Chris:................*goes into portal*
Hannah.m:Mukissa.......
Mukissa:*cough...........ehhh
Blake:Mukissa you were weak dont worry i shall finish you off
Hannah.m:No you wont pushes blake out of the way
Hannah.m:*Grabs mukissa and jumps into portal*
*Portal closes*
Blake:NO NO NOOOOO
Blake:im stuck in this world..................
Blake:I will get you all just you wait.......
(Back in real world)
Chris:Theres the betrayer mukissa lets finish him off
Hannah.m:You will have to get through me first
Alexia:Why did you mukissa..........i thought you were part of the team
Mukissa:IM*cough...ehhh sorry
????????:You shouldnt be so hard on him
Chris:What?
?????????:Yes i know mukissa........blake would have killed you all anyway so he could take over
Alexia:What why?
????????:He was tryn to help you guys buy making us stay in that dimension forever so blake couldnt kill us an the only way to assure his plan would succed was to join forces with blake
Alexia:I didnt know..............im sorry
Mukissa:*cough*its....ok
Chris:Guess i owe you an apology......
Ali:Yeah.........
Kristie:H-hey guys........*spits up duck spirit*
Ali:If it isnt the evil duck ...........
Duck:Im not evil see quack im harmless
Kristie:*Slices ducks head of*
Kristie:*Throws scarf over shoulder*an thats the end of that chapter
Ali:Ummmm hey guys where,s lennox?
Chris:Do we even care?
Kristie:Nah not really
Hannah.m:Since im here can i ummm join the team?
Mukissa:yeah YEAH I THINK SHE SHOULD!!!!!but you have to wear these cloths*hands over super tight leather*
Chris:Yeah i dont mind
Alexia:Yeah its fine
Ali:Yepo
Kristie:....well mmmmm ok then
??????????:Can i join as well?
Mukissa:You gotta give us your name first
??????:My name is.....
Lennox:Hey guys glad i found you all i got this letter sayin we won a beach house for the summer
Mukissa:....................
Chris:......................fuckn westie
Kristie:.................*hits lennox in face*
Ali:...................
Alexia:Meep meep

Tales of intrest.Kristie and lennox(Death of a hero/The other Dimension)

Kristie?:I must get out of this world
Kristie?:I must take over that other world
Kristie?:Hmmm thers a pond
Kristie:Fellow ducks how do i get out this world
Ducks:...............?QUACK
Kristie:Thank you dont worry my freinds i shall take over the other world then come back and rescue you thanx again for telling me how to get out of here
(BACK IN THE OTHER WORLD)
Lennox:Man this is boring
Lennox:*Watering cactus
Lennox:*Feeding camel*
Lennox:There is nothing to do im going insane
Lennox:Wonder whats on tv.......hmmm all quiet on the western front hmmm sounds like a good movie
End of lennox and Kristie part

Tales of intrest.Alexia(Death of a hero/The other Dimension)

?????:Have you told the others?
Alexia:Only ali...........
??????:ok then
?????:Well alexia ill take you back to your world
Alexia:Thank you
??????:But im coming permanantley
Alexia:Your going to stay?
???????:Yes
Alexia:But thers this other guy right........
???????:Hey can we please talk about this later i hear somebody coming we better leave
Alexia:Ok
*In distance voices*were almost there *
Alexia:That sounded like chris.........
?????:cmon we gotta leave
(Heading for mana heights)
Chris:Dusnt look like anybodys home
End of alexia part

Tales of intrest.Ali_B(Death of a hero/The other Dimension)

Ali/Bear:Somebody help me outta here
Zenia:Hahah this animal talks it would make an excelent additon to our royal animal collection
Zenia:Release it
*back at the castle*
Zenia:What should i call you
Ali/Bear:Whats going on i need to find my freinds and get out of here
Zenia:Hmmmm would your freinds happen to be blake cause he is heading for the portal out of here
Ali/Bear:hmmmmmm*idea*Ummm yeah
Zenia:Hey Hannah.M could you escort this bear to find its freinds
Hannah.M:Umm alrite i guees
Hannah.M:I take it your not really a bear your a shapeshifter arnt you?
Ali/Bear:Yeah but my powers are giving me trouble i cant change back and it transformed me randomly into a bear............
Hannah.M:Hmmm i see*Smacks ali in forhead*
*Ali transforms back into herself*
Ali:Woah u did it
Hannah:I sugges you dont transform again cause next time you might be an animal permanantly there is a way to get rid of your power so you wont have to worry about it
Hannah.M:Just say i give up my powers
Ali:.....i dunno if i can
Hannah.M:You wanna be an ant for the rest of your life or a skunk
Ali:I GIVE UP MY POWERS*powers fly out of ali an dissapear into sky
Hannah.M:Well now we must head to mana heights to catch up with your freinds
End of the Ali part

Tales of intrest.Chris story(Death of a hero/The other Dimension)

Ashley:Yes i came from your world as well
Chris:Ok
Chris:Do you know how to get of here?
Ashley:No but i know somebody that does
Chris:Well if u do then how come you havnt gone out of this world
Ashley:Cause he dusnt open his door to just anybody
Chris:Well if he dusnt open his door ill break it down
Ashley:He lives at this adress 17/54/rosto street
Chris:But thats mukissa,s house.............................
Ashley:What?
Chris:Oh nuffin
Chris:Well im gettin out of this class and going to find this guy
Ashley:Ill come with you
Chris:*sigh*.............ok
*Starts raining*
*More endless walking*
Chris:Well i guess we are here..........
Ashley:Yeah
*Nocks on door*
Chris:Nobodys home damn
Ashley:Hey wait look at the ground thers some muddy footprints maybe if we follow them we will find him
Chris:I suppose its worth a try
End of chris story.................

Tales of intrest.Mukissa story(Death of a hero/The other Dimension)

Mukissa:..ohhh were are we
Blake:Hmmmm were in the other dimension
Molly:Whats the big deal cant we just go back out?
Blake:Its not that simple.....
Blake:I cant use that spell again........
Molly:Then how are we gonna get out of here?
Blake:...............i dunno
Blake:Wait we could ask the king and queen of this world for them to open up a portal
Molly:And who would they be?
Blake:...............Queen Zenia and king Danny
Mukissa:So i guess its settled were going to the castle
*After endless walking*
Blake:We are here.....
Guard:What do you want?
Blake:We have come her to talk to the queen and king
Guard:Im sorry i cant allow that
Blake:So am i..........*Slices guard head of*
Mukissa:Ummm thats great blake but whatare we gunna do about the other 396 guards?
Blake:You have guns dont you?
Mukissa:Oh yeah*gets out matrix guns*sprays at all the guards*
Mukissa:That was easy
*Throne room*
Blake:Excuse me your royalnesses we need to request a portal out of here
Zenia:Hmmmm your very strong you talk out all my guards
Danny:I think we should grant them their wish but first............we must ask them the royal question........
Zenia:Great idea
Zenia:Why did the plane crash?
Blake:Cause..............ummm it had no fuel?
Zenia:Wrong next
Molly:Cause it........didnt have wings?
Zenia:Wrong again next
Mukissa:Ooooooo iv got it cause a sausage was the pilot......
Blake:.............Mukissa..................WTF THAT DUSNT MAKE SENSE
Zenia:Correct
Blake:................
Zenia:But since you got it wron twice before we open up the royal portal you must fight the royal guard..............Hannah.M
Danny:Wich one of you shall fight him?
Blake:I dont fight girls
Molly:I only revie people i cant fight
Mukissa:.............Ohhh shizzle guess its me then
Danny/Zenia:Begin
Mukissa:ok i dont want to hurt you so ill put my weaopons down*now lets fight
Mukissa:*Biycicle kick at hannah*
Hannah.M:*ducks*Then hits mukissa in stomach an kicks him into wall
Mukissa:OOoooo this kittens got claws
Hannah.M:You dont stand a chance bub
Mukissa:*Runs up wall and body slams her throught ground*
Mukissa:Sorry bout that
Hannah.M:Flies up through ground and smashes mukissa in face
Danny:Enough............You have proven yourself worthy
Danny:To get out of our world you must go to the mana hights when you get ther go to the edge of the cliff an the rest should explain itself
Mukissa:Ok
Molly:Yay time to get out of here
End of the mukissa part........

Tales of intrest(Death of a hero/The other Dimension)

(At alexia,s house)
Chris:Alexia were going out for dinner are you coming?
Alexia:.......no
Chris:cmon alexia mukissa would want you to have a good time
Alexia:...........ok
(Out for dinner at KFC)
Alexia:..........i dont eat meat i told you ill just have a colslaw
Chris:..............dike
Alexia:....What?
Chris:Nothing
Kristie?:Hey guys im just going to step outside for a minute or two ok
Kristie?:Hmmmm hahahaha yes i these fools dont know whats coming
Molly:She sure is taking a long time
Ali_B:Leave her be she,s taking this hard as well
Chris:hmmmmmmm
Molly:Im going to order some more food
Blake:Hello molly
Chris:Oh my god its blake!!!!
Blake:Yeah i work here .........hey gotta make money some how
Blake:Preaper to die
Blake:But first
Blake:Show yourself.................
???????:Hello gang
Chris:It cant be
Alexia:!!!!!!its not possible!!!!!!
Ali_B:Whats going on!?
Lennox:*mmmm this chicken is good*
Chris:Mukissa your alive........
Mukissa:Thats right i am
Chris:But i saw you die
Mukissa:Indeed you did
Mukissa:All part of my plan
Chris:What are you talking about?
Mukissa:Me and blake decided to join forces i thought that if i did an took you guys out i would be famouse an i would get all the credit instead of sharing it with you fools.........
Alexia:......no mukissa
Kristie?:Well FOOLISH HUMANS ITS TIME TO PAY!!!!
Mukissa:What kristie?
Kristie?:I am no longer kristie you see when kristie ate that duck it took over inside of her an i am lord duck i am here on behalf of the duck clan to teach you humans a lesson that we should be worshipped an you should be the ones being fed bread not us......
Blake:Enough talk you die now
Blake:Sword fights kristie
Ali_B:But how your dead
Mukissa:True but i had a little help from a freind who revived me
Ali_B:Who?
Molly:...................It was me sorry guys
Blake:Muhahah its taking far to long to kill you all so instead of that ill just send you to another dimension
Blake:*ZZZZZZ WOOO POWER ZZZZZZZZZ YARGHHHHH*
Chris:Gets sucked in
Alexia:Gets sucked in
Kristie:Gets sucked in
Ali_B:*Grabs onto molly,s leg*molly grabs mukissa,s arm*blake grabs mukissa*
*portal absorbs evreybody*
Alexia:......ahh my head hurts were am i*hey it looks like im outside mukissa,s house*
Alexia:Hello anyone here
????????:Yes
Alexia:I cant belive its you.............why didnt you show up at the beach house?instead of you i got jess
????????:I had bussines to take care of
Alexia:Where am i?
(In class)
Chris:zzzzzzzzz
Teacher:Wake up Christopher danger marshall
Chris:Wa hell?
Chris:Im in class what
?????:Ahh you must be another one from that dimension
Chris:Who are you
??????:My name is Ashley
Chris:HA you have a girls name
Ashley:Shutup.....
(In a zoo)
Ali_B/Bear:Why am in a zoo?
*tries to transform but dusnt work*
Ali_B/Duck:My power isnt working again
(Back in the other dimension)
Lennox:Mmmmm that chicken was good now im going home guys..........ahhh those dogs they must have left an went home already.............OR MAYBE A PORTAL OPEND UP TO A DIFFRENT UNIVERSE AN THEY ALL GOT SUCKED IN!!!!?
Lennox:Nah probably just went home
Lennox:*Riding camel home*
To be continued...............

Friday, January 14, 2005

Tales of intrest(Death of a hero part 3)

Ali_B/Duck:Mukissa sure is taking a long time
Kristie:Yeah i know
Ali_B:Hey guys ill just transform into a bird an try and find him
*Tries to transform*
Ali_B/Duck:Why isnt it working?
Duck:Quack.......
Alexia:Kristie and l im going to find mukissa stay here an look after ali and my duck
Kristie:ok
Chris:Im coming as well
Alexia:alrite
*Chris and alexia seraching for lennox,s house
Chris:This is lennox,s house
Lennox:Hey guys
Alexia:Hasnt mukissa been here yet?
Lennox:Nope
Alexia:This is very strange
Lennox:We can look for him we can ride my camel round the block
Chris:.......................
Alexia:Oh yay i love camels
Chris:Ohh yeah me to
*riding camel*
Chris:Hey lennox that house their looks exactly like yours
Lennox:Yeah they must recognise style so they copied me
Chris:.............................
Alexia:Hey maybe kissa mistook that house for yours
*back at the house*
Kristie:Ha your all ducks
Duck:Quack!!!
Ali_B/Duck:This isnt funny being a duck is good but its getting really annoying
Kristie:I sure could go for some fried duck right about now hmmmm
Ali_B/Duck:Dont even think about it
Duck:Quack..............................fools
*Back to mukissa*
???????:Preaper to die fool*gets out lightsaber*
Mukissa:Never i will not fight my own half brother
???????:You will and you will fall
Mukissa:Fine then*matrix guns*Shoots at enemy*
??????:Deflects with lightsaber
??????:hmmm HAHAHAHA i shall defeat you
???????:Tries to slice mukissa
Mukissa:*matrix dodge*
Mukissa:You cant hit me
*Suddenly*
Alexia:Hey isnt that mukissa
Chris:Yeah
Lennox:Whats going on?
Mukissa:GUYS GET OUT OF HERE!!!
???????:I just found your weakness
???????:*Charges towards alexia*
Mukissa:Nooooo*Pushes alexia outta the way*.................
Mukissa:*Looks like i got cut guys.................*collapses*
???????:Ha its over
Chris:Oh my god you tried to kill alexia....oh and u killed mukissa.....NOW U DIE BASTARD*Shoots arrow at the enemy*
??????:*Slices arrow in half*with saber*
???????:Well this has been fun but i must bid you adue by the way my name is blake and dont you forget it...........
Blake:*Dissapears in puff of smoke*
Alexia:Mukissa your dead............
Chris:.................miss ya man
Lennox:............we will have our revenge blake
*Back at the house*
Kristie:*Eating*
Kristie:Sorry alexia i was starving i had to eat your pet duck
Alexia:............................
Ali_B/Duck:Why is evreyone looking sad what happend?
Chris:Mukissa..........he
Lennox:Was......killed
Ali_B/Duck:.....no this cant be
*Duck transforms back into ali*
Ali_B:That was strange i just changed back
Kristie:.....hes actually gone..............
Ali:We gotta go plan his funeral guys
Chris:o.k
Alexia:....................*cries*
Alexia:He sacraficed his life to save me................
Ali_B:Lets go guys
*Evreybody leaves house sept for kristie*
Kristie:*owww my stomach*
Kristie:*Ahhh my had whats happining to me*
Kristie:*i wont tell the others it would just worry them*
(BACK TO THE PRESENT)
Kristie:And thats what happend
Molly:.............i see
Molly:And were is alexia?
Kristie:She couldnt take the funeral so she stayed at home
Molly:....ok
Kristie:Yeah and*Ahhhhh my head my stomach*muhahaha i have taken over
Kristie?:Yes molly well we were going out to dinner i belive so lets all go
Ali_B:Chris have you noticed something is diffrent about kristie
Chris:Yeah....
Chris:Well we better go get Alexia
Blake:*Standing on rooftop watching the group*
Blake:Hmmmmm well the plan is going as well as i had anticipated..........dont you think so?
???????:Yes it is.......a lot easier than expected*Puts on cool matrix sunglasses*
To be concluded.................What is blake up to?Whos is the mysterouis person?....and whats happend to kristie?........These questions will be awnserd next episode......

Tales of intrest(Death of a hero part 2)

Ali_B/Duck:Hey im a duck hey fellow duck
Duck:............Quack!!!
Alexia:Hey are we still all going to pick up molly from the airport today?
Chris:Yeah
Kristie:Yep
Mukissa:Hey guys ill go get lennox alrite?
*Team ok*
Mukissa:*Jumping buildings*Hey thats lennox,s place isnt it*Hello is lennox home?
???????:.............Hello mukissa
Mukissa:It cant be its you
???????:It has been a wile.........
Mukissa:Sure has............
??????:Hmmmm looks like you got the wrong house....
Mukissa:Look i didnt come here to fight i was looking for my freind lennox,s house
??????:Well you got more than you bargined for
??????:If you recall we have a score to settle.......
To be continued

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Tales of intrest(Death of a hero)

Kristie:I cant belive hes gone
Chris:hmmmm he wasnt so bad
Lennox:*Crying*
Ali_B:......................
Chris:Guys we should go were gunna be late to pick up molly
*Group walks up to gravestone*
Kristie:See ya you were so ninja
Lennox:Rest in peace black bruddah
Chris:Bye......
Kristie:*Rests cool matrix sunglasses on gravestone*
Chris:Cmon kristie we gotta pick up molly
*Airport*
Molly:Hey you guys
Molly:Its been a while
Molly:So whats been hapinin?
Kristie:.................
Chris:ummmmm kristie can u fill her in on what has been hapining please you tell the storys the best
Kristie:......ok
(FLASHBACK STORY)
Alexia:Hey guys
Alexia:Well im glad we could all come over
Chris:Espically me
Alexia:I brought you all here to show you my new pet...Duck i havnt thought of a new name yet
Duck:Quack
Mukissa:..............*sigh
Chris:Again with the ducks.........
Kristie:Mmmmm i eat duck for breakfast
Ali_B:Awww it looks lonley hey little fella you wanna freind?
*Transforms into duck*
.............To be continued

Tales of intrest(Holiday editon profiles)

Mukissa ,Kristie same,Chris same,Lennox same,Alexia same,Ali same..........Character jess occupation healer.......dunno she might be included in a future series..............and last but not least Duck occupation pysco killing machine and of course he will be included in a future series

Tales of intrest(Holiday edition Finale)

Mukissa:Ummm what i want to tell you is i ummm
Duck:QUACK!!! QUACK!!!
Kristie:Hang onthe ducks upset
Mukissa:Hey im going to bed goodnight kristie
*The next morning*
Alexia:Good morning mukissa your up early
Mukissa:Hey lexia
Mukissa:What are you cooking
Alexia:Ooo just some fish
Fish: help me
*fish transforms into ali*
Ali_B:Hey guys im back
Mukissa:Yeh were did u go?
Ali_B:Well a seagul captured me an i leart some very intresting things
Mukissa:Such as?
Ali_B:That all the prevouis people who have stayed in this house.............Didint like it so they never came back
Mukissa:Ok well im going for a walk ok catch yall later
*Chris,s room*
Chris:*Yawn*hmmmmm sumthn is cooking and i am a bit hugry
Chris:Walking pasts lennox room*hmm hes not in bed he must already be up*
Chris:Good morning people
ali/alexia:Hey
Alexia:Were is kristie?
Ali:She said she was goin for a walk
*Outside*
Mukissa:Damn that duck.......it was the perfect time to tell her my feelings..........
Duck:QUACK QUACK!!
Mukissa:WTF how did u get outside and what do you want?
Duck:Quack.......................mukissa you must kill chris
Mukissa:What did you say i must kill chris*woah your eyes are hypnotizing*
Mukissa:I must kill chris
*Kristie at the beach*
Lennox:Hey kristie
Kristie:Hey lennox
Lennox:Mukissa,s bein actin strange ayy
Kristie:Yeah a bit
Lennox:Its cause he likes................alexia
Kristie:Really..........i had a feeling he liked me....
Lennox:Kristie i will always be here for you ok dont forget that
Lennox:Lets go kristie back to the house
Kristie:Alrite thanx lennox
Lennox:*hmmm hahahaha she fell for it this is going exactly as planned*
*back at the cabin*
Alexia:Go get mukissa were about to have lunch
Chris:OK
Chris:Yo kissa
Mukissa:...................
Chris:Lunch man cmon
Mukissa:.......................
Mukissa:*flies at chris an punches him into the water*
Chris:What are you doing?
Mukissa:Flies into water picks up chris an throws him back on sand
Chris:Fine then if thats how you gunna be so be it*gets out arrow fires arrow at mukissa*
Mukissa:*Cool neo matrix bending back thing*
Chris:This dosent look to good
*beach house
Alexia:Hey lennox and kristie did u two happen to see mukissa and chris?
Lennox:hmmmm no
Kristie:Nope
Alexia:Ali can you please go find them?
Ali:Ok
*Ali turns into bird*
Ali/bird:Flying over beach
Ali/bird:Hey whats going on i can see them both but why is chris shooting arrows at mukissa?
Chris:*Fires arrow at mukissa misses an flies an hits ali*
Chris:Ali your always in my way
Mukissa:*Grabs chris by the neck*gets out matrix guns*Pumps him full of holes
Chris:Fu..c.k.......yo..u........................*dead*
Mukissa:Ohhh no what have i done i k-k-k-killed chris
Duck:Quack master lennox will be pleased
Mukissa:I gotta get to the house an sort this mess out
*back at the house*
*Door opens*
??????:Hey guys
Alexia:Oh my god your here
Alexia:Evreybody i would like you to meet jess
Jess:Hi people
*Mukissa stumbles inside*
Mukissa:Help me guys.........
Lennox:My plan is almost complete
Alexia:Mukissa whats wrong and whers chris and ali?
Mukissa:It was the duck.......The fucking duck has something to do with this
Duck:Quack
Lennox:Pfft rubbish as if i would create an evil talking cactus to hire a duck to get rid of my compettion for kristie and then lie to her an say mukissa likes alexia..............
Mukissa:You Piece of........
Jess:Hold up whos dead im a healer ill just go heal him
*down at the beach*
Jess:*Healing chris*
Mukissa:Sorry for the whole killing you thing chris....
Chris:its alrite
Chris:Now what to do about lennox....*Group huddle*
Lennox:Guys this isnt fair i said im sorry
Mukissa:You really think it was mean of us to tie lennox to a pole in the middle of the ocean?
*NAH*
................Thus the end of the holiday

Tales of intrest(Holiday edition)

Mukissa:Can you belive we all got a letter saying we get to stay at this free beach house all summer
Alexia:Its so cool
Ali_B:This is gunna be the best summer ever
Kristie:Yo im diggin dis summer already is gunna be tight yo
Lennox:Yeah this is gonne be heaps good i can work on my dancing
Chris:.................fukn westie
*An so the group goes to their beach house*
Lennox:WOOO this is gunna be so cool i brought my plant guys*places cactus on table*
Mukissa:Wow this place rocks
Alexia:Hey guys im going to the beach who wants to come with me?
Ali_B:Im in
Chris:YEAH YEAH ME AS WELL
Mukissa:zzzzzzzzz*sleeping*
lennox:*watering cactus*
Kristie:Nah i gotta sharpen my sword
Alexia:Ok see you soon
Mukissa:zzzzzzz*ring ring* hmmmm wa*picks up phone
???????:Hello mukissa whats your favourite scary movie
Mukissa:Well ummmm it would have to be Raise your voice by hillary duff
??????:Thats not a scary movie
Mukissa:Have you seen her acting
??????:I see what you mean
??????:Are you alone?
Mukissa:No
???????:Ummm can i please talk to somebody else
Mukissa:Ummm ok hey lennox phone
???????:Hello lennox whats your favourite scary movie
Lennox:........U GOT SERVED
??????:*Hangs up*
Lennox:*Sight im so lonley*
Kristie:Shutup lennox im trying to sharpen my sword*Hits lennox in face*
Alexia:The waters so luvley
*Ali_B transforms into fish and swims*
Chris:*Making sand castle*
Duck:Quack quack
Alexia:Awww its so cute
Chris:What about me arnt i cute
*Tumble weed*
Ali_B/fish:It looks lost lets take it back to the house
Chris:Wateva
Alexia:Mmmm i dunno
Alexia:Ummmm ooo alrite then whats the worst that could happen
Chris:It could TURN ITO A GIANT DUCK AN TRY TO KILL ME!!!!
Alexia:Well im taking it anyway lets go back
Ali_B/Fish:Hang on let me transform back*Seagull swoops and eats ali
Chris:Ahh well it was boun to happen
Alexia:Hey guys i brought a duck home
Mukissa:Oh Yay
Kristie:Yay fried duck
Alexia:We aint eating him
Lennox:Can he dance?
Chris:......................................................i hate you so much
Mukissa:Hey guys i found this video in the cubbord
*Plays video*
Chris:Its black and white.........pffft cheap
Mukissa:Whats this crap its just a picture of a ring
*Phone rings*
Kristie:*Picks up*
???????:Follow the clues the house is not what it seems
*hangs up*
Kristie:That was strange
Alexia:I think im gunna hit the hay
Chris:Ill join you
Alexia:.....Mmmmm no
Mukissa:Ha rejected
Lennox:Ooooo its on now
Kristie:*hits lennox with back of sword*ahh thatll put him to sleep for a couple of hours
Mukissa:Soo kristie its just me and you huh
Kristie:hmmm yeah
Mukissa:*Looks in kristies eyes*
Kristie:*Looks in mukissas eyes
Mukissa:You thinkin what im thinkin?
Kristie:Yeah........lets do it we gotta experiment you know
Mukissa:This isnt what i have in mind*Wearing tight kill bill outfit*
Kristie:This is fun*Wearing cool matrix outfit*
Duck:Quack...Quack.......
Mukissa:Shutup duck
Kristie:Relax its just a duck
Mukissa:I have something to tell you
*Chris,s bedroom*
Chris:........zzzzzzzzzzzz im hot zzzzzzzz damn westie zzzzzzzzzzz
*Alexia,s room*
Alexia:*Laying on bed thinkin*I cant belive hes coming back tommorow morning maybe i shoulda told the others............
Lennox:Owwww my head hurts..............hmmmmmmm by the time this trip is over i shall have you my love.......i shall WIN U.........isnt that right cactus?
Lennox,s cactus:Yes master she shall be your dancing queen
Lennox:Hows project duck going?
Lennox,s cactus:Phase 1 has just started with the duck
Lennox:Excelent
To be Concluded........Whats going on with lennox??what is he up to?and who is this person alexia is talking about?what is mukissa going to say to kristie and oh were oh were is ali?

Tales of intrest.The finale

?????:Begin
Paul:Ill take mukissa*turns into smoke an goes into mukissa,s mouth*
Mukissa:*cough*hack*collapse*
Zenia:Ill take lennox,an alexia*nails pop out,cat like teeth pop out*hisss*Tackels alexia to ground an starts scratchn her*
Alexia:Help me somebody
Lennox:Ill save you*starts dancing*
Alexia:Somebody else save me
Hannah.C:Ill take kristie and ali hahahaha this will be easy seeing as though ali your powers are dried up
Hannah.C:*Stone**stares at kristie*
Kristie:What are you doing?ahhhhh
Hannah.C:My mum always said my looks could turn people to stone
???????:Ahh very good this seems to easy
Ali_B:No............we cant fail there has to be another way
Ali_B:We must belive..........in the heart of the cards
Ali_B:Belive team
Mukissa:Wait its just like smoking*puffs in then puffs out*Looks like smoke just got smoked(Chessy line)
Chris:Im back you guys.......the bathroom line was really long
Lennox:*Still dancing*
Hannah:*Looks at chris*
Chris:Hey hannah check out this new mirror i bought
Hannah:Ooo nOoooo.......*Stone*
Alexia:Hang on idea*gets out ball of yarn*zenia chases after it*
*kristie is no longer stone*
*Group show yourself coward*
???????:As you wish i am..............Pikachu
Pikachu:Pika pika muhahahah chu
Chris:Ooo great another gay enemy
Alexia:Awww its so cute
Mukissa:............................
Kristie:Pfft your so not ninja
Lennox:*Still dancing*
Pikachu:*Zaps mukissa with lightning*
Mukissa:*Falls to ground*
Chris:*Shoots arrow at pikachu*
Pikachu:*Deflects arrow with lightning*and hits chris
Kristie:*gets out sword*
Pikacu:Zaps sword and breaks it
Alexia:Its up to me........hey pickachu i love what you have done with your hair can i see it
Pikachu:hmmmm ok
Alexia:*Kissas pikachu*
Pikachu:Yeah baby thats what im talking about
Alexia:*Uses lighting an overloads pikachu with it and herself so both collapse*
Lennox:Hey this is my fav song
Lennox:Kung fu fighting fast as lighting*Uses super fast kick an kicks pikachu threw roof an flies into the sun
Pikachu:Nooooooooooo i was unbeatable
Lennox:Awww you just mad cause this time.........U GOT SERVED
Mukissa:Hey guys you wanna go out for waffles?
*Team sounds great*
*As they left the castle it collapsed*
Mukissa:*Looks back*hmmmmm notices a cigarette on the ground and some catnip...........hmmmmmmm strange
The end of tales of intrest...........for now

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Damn forgot to title the last one

Tales of intrest.part 4

Tower 2
Mukissa:Hey guys a portal just appeard
Kristie:Lets jump in it
Lennox:My mum said though you should never jump in portals
Mukissa:..........................
Kristie:*Punches lennox in face*
*Group jumps in portal*
Tower 1
Chris:These stairs never end
Chris:Ali i have an idea
*ali turns into camel*
Chris:Alexia hop on its fun
Alexia:Ummm i dunno were already at the door
Chris:......alrite then
*Group enters*
????????:Welcome fools
Chris:Whos said that show yourself
??????????:I shall but first we have some guests
*Portal appears*
Mukissa:Hey
Kristie:Yo gang
Lennox:Hi
???????:Well now that were all here the party can begin
???????:Before i show you who i am you must verse my Unbeatable team of warriors
???????:Smoke also known as paul,Hannah.C and last but not least......Zenia
.......To be Concluded

Tales of intrest.Profiles

Mukissa wields the powers of morpheus(matrix),Kristie wields the powers of kill bill,Chris wileds th powers of aragon(lord of the rings),Ali_B wields the powers of animorphs,Alexia wields the powers of power steal(by kissing people she steals their power),Lennox with the powers of .........dancing(U got Served)...............and the other characters that shall be introuduced later

Tales of intrest part.3

TOWER 2
Mukissa:Well that monster was nothing
Kristie:Yeah cause i took care of it
Lennox:Hey is it my imagination or is it really foggy in here
Mukissa:Shutup lennox
Kristie:Wait it is foggy*Kristie collapses on floor
Mukissa:Ohh*cough*No kristie*mukissa collapses on floor
Lennox:*collapses*
Kristie:ahhh were am i
??????:Welcome fools
Kristie:Who are you
?????:I am the oracle
Kristie:Ok then
Oracle:Im going to give you a choice.....You can rid the world of evil at the cost of one of your freinds lives.....who will it be mukissa or lennox
Oracle:You see all you super heroes are to kind i have found your weakness no who will it be
Kristie:I cant .......
Oracle:Muhahahahah
Kristie:I choose to sacrafice myself
Oracle:Ooo how brave
Kristie:No wait what am i sayn i choose to sacrafice lennox
Oracle:.....but he is your freind
Kristie:Yeah so mukissa is cooler
Oracle:.........ummmm
Kristie:*pulls out shotgun an kills oracle*
Kristie:Hey you guys wake up
Mukissa:Yo im back
Lennox:Woah what happend
Kristie:Oh nuthn
Tower 1
Chris:Mmmmmm that was good duck
Alexia:Hey chris can i tell you something
Chris:Does it invlove star wars ?
Alexia:...ummmm no
Chris:Then shutup
Chris:Ooo hey i found some stairs
*Alexia and chris climb stairs*
Alexia:Hmmmm whats that
Chris:It looks like some guy playing on a piano
??????:I am the phantom of the oprea
Chris:HA wada FAG
Alexia:Why are you wearing a mask?
Phantom:Cause it makes me look all creepy like
Chris:..........ok then
Phantom:I hope you are aware im going to kill you
Chris:Yes sure you are have a lollipop
Phantom:Fine mock me
Phantom:Take this*Plays piano really badly*
Chris:..............*sigh
Chris:*Shoots arrow at phantom*
Phantom:PLAY TIME IS OVER!*poke ball go*Psyduck
Alexia:Awwww how cute
Chris:................................
Chris:..........
Chris:.............................
Psyduck:psyduck psyyyyy
Chris:.......
*then suddenly a huge oliphander appears*(elephant things of lord of the rings*
Oliphander:Sqaushes pysduck and phantom
Chris:.......DUDE WAT TH FUCK
Oliphander:Hey guys its me Ali_B
*transforms back into ali*
Chris:Ohh hey ali sorry bout shootin you with an arrow and all
Alexia:Hey ali
Ali_B:Hey guys looks like i came in the nick of time
??????:Oh how cute your all together
??????:Fools if u wish to battle me come to the next floor*It will be your final resting place*
Chris:Lets go get this Biatch
Ali_B:Yeah
Alexia:Meep meep
Chris:What did u say
Alexia:I said lets go
End of part 3

Tales of intrest.part 2

TOWER 2
Mukissa:Were here
Kristie:yes we are
Mukissa:Yeah i know
Kristie:So do i
Mukissa:Yeah i know u do
Kristie:Good on ya
Mukissa*gets out matrix guns*
??????:Never fear im back
*Disco ball comes down an dance music starts playing*
Kristie:.......that damn westie is back
Lennox:Yeah and i have come to help you on your quest
Mukissa:Oh yay
Kristie:ahhh dusnt matter
Mukissa:Hey the doors open
*Evreybody walks in*
Mukissa:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Lennox:Looks like a cucumber monster to me
Kristie:*gets out pokedex*Cucumber monster the cucumber type pokemon................
Mukissa:That was a lot of help.......
Lennox:Dont worry guys i got this guy coverd*Starts dancing an flipping out all over the floor*
Mukissa:I thought he had the power from digimon
Lennox:I did but then i traded it in for annoying dancing power....
Mukissa:ok
Cucumber monster:*WTF IS THIS MORON DOING HES JUST DANCING*
Cucumber monster:Pickes up lennox an megaton punches him*Lennox flies an smashes into wall*
Mukissa:Ill handle him*Gets out cool matrix guns......again*and Shoots monster*
Cucumber monster:Im a cucumber.........Bullets aint gunna kill me
Kristie:*Gets out cool samarui sword*Slices monsters in to 5opieces*
Mukissa:Well step back misses i got a cool sword an i think im so goooooood*i wish i had a cool sword*
TOWER 1
Chris:So you come here often..alexia?
Alexia:You mean places of extreme danger were evil people plot an trt an create ways to destroy our kind of civilisation?
Chris:..........................
Alexia:Yeah sometimes
Chris:Hey whats that
Alexia:Hey its a duck
Duck:quack
Alexia:Awww so cute
Duck:quack......quack......chris
Chris:Did it just say my name
Duck:Remember me chris
Chris:No
Alexia:The duck talks?
Duck:Chris you threw rocks at me when you were a child
Chris:...........o k
Duck:Now you must pay the price*Duck grows a hell of a lot bigger*
Chris:A giant duck..................ohhh wow real scary
Chris:*Shoots arrows at giant duck*
Duck:Muahahaha you cant defeat me
Alexia:Awwww how cute it talks
Chris:*shoots arrow at duck in eye*
Duck:............ow
Duck:Now i shall show you my ultimate attack*Quacks really loud*
Chris:Thats just annoying..........
Alexia:Awwww it quacked
Chris:Ok you have annoyed me far to much take this*lights arrow on fire an shoots it at duck*
*Duck transforms into roasted duck*
Chris:Anyone hungry
Alexia:I dont eat meat
Chris:.........damn lesbian
End of part 2

Tales of intrest.part 1

Teacher:Today class we will learn about the exciting world of fractions
Ali_B:Ahhhhh no im gettin out of here*transforms in to rat and heads for the door
Chris:*Shoots rat with arrow,I HATE RATS
Kristie:Shoots spitball at mukissa
Mukissa:*Matrix dodge**spitball continues to go an hits teacher
Mukissa*Gets up*Thats it kristie your going down*pulls out cool matrix sub-machine guns*
Kristie:Lets go*gets out sword
Kristie/Mukissa:Run at eachother
Lennox:HOLD Up*mukissa an kristie stop*Ooooo its on only one way to settle this TAKE IT TO THE DANCE FLOOR
Teacher:Lennox after school detention
Evreybody in class:*Laughs at lennox*
* Bell rings*
Evreybody in class:YAY
Chris:Hey guys do you wanna come to my place its got a mad view of the beach from my roof
Mukissa:ok
Kristie:Roger that
Ali_B:.............
Chris:ali??????
Mukissa:You shot her with an arrow....remember
Chris:Aaaaaanyway
Kristie:What about lennox?
Chris:Meh
Chris:See you guys at my place in an hour
*50minutes later*
Mukissa:Ooooh shizzle i have to go to chris,s place god damn
Mukissa:*Jumps through roof and jumps across buildings*
??????:Ahhh there he is
Mukissa:Cant you see im jumping buildings here go away whoever you are
?????:I am your father
Mukissa:OHHHH MY GOD REALLY?
?????:Nah just always wanted to say that
Mukissa:Ah ha.....i think im gonna continue jumping buildings*Jumps across to next building
?????:The plan is going perfectly
Kristie:ooo yeah i gotta get to chris,s house*opens garage gets out cool yellow scooter hops on an drives off*
Chris:Hey guys welcome to my house
Chris:Here ill show you something its on the roof
*Evreyone climbs up to the roof*
Mukissa:Ummmm i dont see anything
Kristie:Roger that
Chris:Try openinig your eyes
Mukissa:Oooo yeah
Mukissa:Looks.......mmmmm ahhhhhh......WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Chris:It is the two towers
Kristie:When did they build this
Chris:I dont know but i have a feeling there evil lets go an kill evreybody inside
Mukissa:I dunno half an hour till south park
Kristie:Im in
Mukissa:Well alrite lets go
Chris:Wait we should take alexia
Mukissa:...........why?
Chris:.......well cause....ummmmm i....ummm
Kristie:Speak up
Chris:No umm cause she has a cool power and it might come in handy
Mukissa:Hmmmm ok then
Kristie:Well ok
*10mins later at alexias house*
Chris:Wanna come on and adventure?
Alexia:Whos going...?
Chris:Mukissa and kristie
Alexia:I dunno maybe
Chris:Ooo yeah im coming
Alexia:Yeah im goin
Mukissa:Allow me to take you all there*Cool matrix black car appears*hop in
Mukissa:Well we are here
Kristie:How are we going to get in?
Chris:Duh thers a doorbell
*Chris rins doorbell*DING DONG*
Evil voice:Who dare disturbs this tower of evil
Mukissa:*Idea*Umm Delivery were here to deliver the package of ummmmmm really evil stuff ummm yeah and other bad things
Evil voice:Ok its about time
*Door opens*
Kristie:Hold up team there are two towers....umm then shouldnt we split up an go to the other tower
Mukissa:She is right
Chris:hmmmm ok Mukissa and Kristie can go search the other tower
Mukissa:Wateva
Kristie:*Raises eyebrow an gives suspicous look*
End of part 1

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